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The Mansion of E - Wednesday , June 27 , 2007 [[On a defunct Human fountain in the Forest of E.]] / Comshaw: So how long.. wait, "graze"? That means, "nibble on plants", right? / Ig the Saur: Pretty much. / [[The skunk shark goes by below them.]] / Comshaw: If it eats /plants/, why are we up here? / IgSaur: Skunk sharks eat a whole.. /plethora/.....
The Mansion of E - Thursday , June 28 , 2007 [[Ig the Saur is lecturing to Comshaw about life in the Forest of E. All the following are Outlines. An Ooze wearing a hat carefully tends to some underground growth.]] / Comshaw: I'm not following you here. / Ig: Boffin told me one, you have to /work/ to grow plants underground? / [[A Nome smoking a...
The Mansion of E - Friday , June 29 , 2007 [[An outline of Ig the Saur looking at a tangled mass of grass, brambles, trees and Spyder webs.]] / IgSaur: I've only been to the edge of the Deep, but it's bad. Grass up over / your head, bramblevines, Spyders everwhere, those- / Comshaw: I get the idea. Turning back to the "growfers"... / Comshaw: Do...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 30 , 2007 [[On the Ozzy Mann Dias, in the Forest of E. Niddle is present.]] / Comshaw: So the shark will go away? / Ig the Saur: Yeah, eventually. / Skunk Shark: GROWF! / Comshaw: When? Five hours? Three days? Early autumn? / IgSaur: Five what? / Comshaw: Hour. There are twenty of them.. / Comshaw: You /can/ count,...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, July 1, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Cully: 'Results were demanded?' Who- / <> / Chunner: Hold that thought, Kid. / Crud: Oh, dear. / [[Everyone ducks as something arrowhead-shaped flies into view from the side.]] / <> / Chunner: And /stay down/. / [[A big red, white, and blue explosion...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 2 , 2007 [[Outline of Poyndext the Eyebolt displaying an infinity symbol to Comshaw.]] / Ig the Saur: How high can /you/ count? / Comshaw: Poyndext the Eyebolt told me once there is no highest number. / [[Outline of a female and male Eyebolt arguing, with numbers and mathematical symbols floating around them.]] / Comshaw:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 3 , 2007 [[On the Ozzy Mann Dias, in the Forest of E.]] / Niddle: Actually, Comshaw. if the trees around here display a typical leaf-load and dispersal pattern, saying that there are a million leaves in the world would be a wild underestimate. / Niddle: Particularly if you count all those tiny needle-growths...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 4 , 2007 [[An outline of the clock which Comshaw mentions below.]] / Comshaw: /Enough about leaves!/ Ig. An hour is an arbitrary division of time. We got the idea off the Clock in the Time Hall. / Ig the Saur: Clock? / Comshaw: For the moment, just accept [sic] that it's another old human machine. / [[An outline...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 5 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E, on an old Human fountain.]] / Comshaw: You seem confused. / Ig the Saur: No, I understand. We break the day into "morning' and "evening'. It's the same idea. . . / IgSaur: right? / [[An outline of the sun either rising or setting over the Forest.]] / Comshaw: Essentially, yes, although...
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 6 , 2007 [[Outline of the sun shining down on the Mansion and one of the accompanying branches of the Tree.]] / Comshaw: The Tree, our Tree, has branches everywhere Some of the biggest poke up above the surface around.. "The Stump", and they react to the light of the sun.. / Comshaw: ...or lack thereof. / [[Underground,...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 7 , 2007 [[On the Ozzy Mann Dias, in the Forest of E.]] / Ig the Saur: OK.. I guess I understand, but why /two/ sets of ten hours? / That would be hard to keep track of.. / Comshaw: sigh.. it's ten because on the Clock there are ten marks for the moving pointers to point at. / [[Outline of various time-keeping...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, July 8, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Cully: Was.. was that more Sneech squeezings? / Chunner: Eh? Oh. No. The zarking machine over in SubShaft 44h spits out those things on a /semi/-regular schedule. / Crud: It was a couple of days early. I'm glad our machine is more reliable. / Chunner: Reliable. He says...
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 9 , 2007 [[On the Ozzy Mann Dias, in the Forest of E.]] / Comshaw: But anyway. /Getting back to the point/. Ig. How long til the shark leaves? / Ig the Saur: . . . / IgSaur: We should wait for an /hour/. Maybe two, if we want to be safe. / Comshaw: Fine. We wait two hours. / Comshaw: Or as close as we can judge. / Comshaw:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 10 , 2007 [[On the Ozzy Mann Dias, in the Forest of E. Comshaw undoes the straps on Niddle's backpack.]] / Comshaw: Oh, relax, Niddle / Comshaw: ..in more than one sense. / [[The fin of the Skunk Shark below.]] / Comshaw: If the shark does come up here, leave the pack behind and run. / Shark: GROWF!! / [[Comshaw...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 11 , 2007 [[On the Ozzy Mann Dias, in the Forest of E.]] / Comshaw: Ig. Are there lots of beetles up here? / Ig the Saur: Huh? Oh sure. All sorts. Trundlebugs, too. / [[Closeup of the bug Comshaw is holding between his fingers.]] / Comshaw: And are they eatable? / IgSaur: Mostly. That you've got there is a mound-beetle....
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 12 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E, on the old Human fountain.]] / Comshaw: Now then.. Niddle.. / Niddle: Yes? / [[They look up at the fountain's central column.]] / Comshaw: You say this used to be a fountain? What did it spew? / Niddle: I don't know. It's been broken for too long. / [[Comshaw wedges his poking stick...
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 13 , 2007 [[In the Forest of E. On an old Human fountain. Niddle sits under some shade arranged by a blanket and Comshaw's poking stick.]] / Niddle: Sit here? But the sun really isn't bothering me. / Comshaw: Humor me. / [[Comshaw looks up at the fountain's central pillar.]] / Niddle: Where are you going? / Skunk...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 14 , 2007 [[In the forest of E. Comshaw looks in one direction.]] / [[The tip of the Spike is visible in the distance.]] / [[He looks the other way.]] / [[The Mansion can be seen.]] / Comshaw, thinking: so. / [[He is standing on the very top of the Ozzy Mann Dias. Niddle sits in the shade of a blanket. Ig...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, July 15, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / Cully: We.. have a machine in.. our subshaft? / Chunner: Of course we do, kid. What did you think that chute was attached to? / Cully: Well, I.. does it also spit out exploding.. things? / Chunner: Only on certain special occasions. / Crud: Mostly, it produces various spherical...
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 16 , 2007 [[Inside Sidestep Hall, the doorway to Izchak's Sharp N' Pointy store. A couple of sample spears are in a tall container]] / [[Camora/Hax, Sylvester and Rosemary walk into view.]] / [[Rosemary examines one of the spears.]] / Camora: Here we are. Izchak's- / Sylvester: Sharp N' Pointy. Yes, we can read....
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 17 , 2007 [[Inside his weapons shop in Sidestep Hall, Izchak the Motihaul stands behind a counter and examines a glowgem. Another gem sits on the counter, along with a fleeb and a pudding-growth. Various boxes hold sticks. A Human stencil on the wall reads KNOBKERRIES. Another on the counter is ARROWHEAD PROJECT.]] / [[Camora...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 18 , 2007 [[Sidestep Hall. Inside Izchak's Sharp N' Pointy.]] / Izchak: So, are you looking for a new pointy stick for Comshaw? I have a fine selection- / Camora: No. / Izchak: Something for yourself then! / [[He picks up a twig from a nearby container.]] / Izchak: I have these new jabbing "twigs" imported at great...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 19 , 2007 [[Rosemary and Sylvester have been broiught to Izchak's Sharp N' Pointy.]] / Izchak: So you're a forest Nome, Miss..? / Rosemary: Rosemary. / [[Shot of Izchak]] / Izachak: Well, Rosemary, I guess those sunrays at least make you Nomes grow. / [[Shot of an unimpressed Rosemary.]] / Izchak: But I hear that...
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 20 , 2007 [[Sidestep Hall. Inside Izchak's Sharp N' Pointy weapon-shop.]] / Rosemary: Actually, what I was looking for was something in the way of a sword. / Izchak: /Of course!/ I have the very finest selection! Right this way! / [[Sylvester comes up behind them.]] / Sylvester: Um.. Rosemary? / Rosemary: Yes, Sylvester? / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 21 , 2007 [[Inside Izchak's Sharp N' Pointy weapon shop. Rosemary unenthusiastically eyes the sword Izchak the Motihaul is showing her.]] / Izchak: Obviously you're a Nome who knows her swords! / [[Rosemary sees something off-panel which catches her interest.]] / Izchak: This is an excellent piece, used by Othar...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday, July 22, 2007 [[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]] / [[Cully's head is still covered with the Sploo cake. The four candles are hissing.]] / candles: <> <> <> / Cully: mp? / [[The cake explodes. The sploo goes everywhere.]] / <> / [[The walls, Chunner, and Crud are now coated in purple sploo, although...
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 23 , 2007 [[In Izchak's Sharp N' Pointy. Rosemary, seen from behind, silently looks at the as-yet unnamed Can-Opener leaning in a corner of the shop. Also visible are bits of rubble and the corner of a filing cabinet.]]
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 24 , 2007 [[Inside Izchak's Sharp N' Pointy weapon shop. Izchak the Motihaul comes up behind Rosemary.]] / Izchak: Ah yes. / [[A closeup of the cutting blade of the Can Opener.]] / Izchak: That item. / Rosemary: What is it? / [[Sylvester listens.]] / Izchak: With utmost regret, it is not for sale. / Camora: WH...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 25 , 2007 [[Inside Izchak the Motihaul's "Sharp N' Pointy" weapon-shop. Sylvester silently listens to this conversation.]] / Camora: "Not for sale"? You'd sell your /hide/ if someone offered you enough fleebs! / Camora: Oh, wait. I get it. / Camora: You claim it's not for sale, and we have to "beg" you to part...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 26 , 2007 [[Inside Izchak's shop, Rosemary has picked up the Can-Opener.]] / Rosemary: OK, I *definitely* noticed it looks sorta like a Pale weapon, but only sorta, so I was.. wondering.. [[Sees Izchak's expression.]] What? / [[The spot where the Can-Opener was]] / Izchak: How did you get the box open? / Rosemary:...
 

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