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The Mansion of E - Sunday , March 23 , 2008 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Chunner and Crud are down on the floor. A tube sticks down from above, its flared end covered with wire mesh.]] / Tube: whhhhirrrRRRR / [[The tube belches a gout of flame.]] / <> / [[A wisp of smoke trails out afterwards.]] / Crud: 'm dry! / Chunner: 's crud,...
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 24 , 2008 [[Camora and Hax stand in front of a faded background. Hax floats in the air upside down, trailing strands to Camora's head. Words are just barely visible behind them.]] / Camora: Whathave youdone?! / Hax: Weare speaking mindtomind. / Camora: Wedid thatbefore! / Hax: No Wewere subvocalizing. / Camora: sub- / Hax:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 25 , 2008 [[Hax and Camora are speaking mind-to-mind. Vague shapes and words float behind them. Hax is upside down]] / Camora: /Fine/ Whatdo youwant? / Hax: Thesummoner. Onlyyou sawit change / Camora: Yousaying Imcrazy. / Hax: No Ihave touched brokenminds youare sane. / [[Camora begins to tilt slightly.]] / Camora:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 26 , 2008 [[Camora and Hax speak mind-to-mind. Vague shapes and words float in the background. Camora is tilting, and taking on a purplish tinge.]] / Camora: Idon't understand. / Hax: Youare awarewhen Changesoccur. Youwere ableto shrugoff myfirst / attemptto /influence/you / Camora: Waita second- / [[She tilts more,...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 27 , 2008 [[Hax and Camora are talking mind-to-mind. Camora is upside down. The background is mostly dark, with a few words floating.]] / Camora: Orders? / Hax: Despiteyour admirable pragmatism youwould ultimately findthem unacceptably disturbing. / Hax: And yourmind ismore precious thanyou know. Itmust remain perfectlyintact. / Hax:...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 28 , 2008 [[At the edge of the Riddle Grotto.]] / HaxCamora: Sorry? Yes? / Sylvester: You sort of.. went away there for a moment. / [[She turns away.]] / HaxCamora: Oh. Well. I just realized, I was being silly. Obviously, it's impossible the Summoner could have ""changed"". / Sylvester: Impossible? /There's/ a word...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 29 , 2008 [[At the edge of the Riddle Grotto.]] / Sylvester: Hindenburgh was my- / Rosemary: You told me. Your great- great uncle, the gluttonous wizard. / [[Outline of Hindenburgh and a young Frederick practicing levitating small objects using wands.]] / Sylvester: I did? Oh. Well anyway, whatever his other flaws,...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , March 30 , 2008 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Chunner and Crud lie on the floor. A tube which can spew flame points down from above.]] / <> / [[The tube withdraws.]] / <> / <> / [[The dispensing chute comes back into view.]] / <>
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 31 , 2008 [[At the edge of the Riddle Grotto. Rosemary, Sylvester and HaxCamora look at the Summoner..]] / Sylvester: So. The Summoner. The complicated and arcane answer to the first of Dorn's "Great Riddles": How do you get the Great Riddler to pay benign attention to you? / [[The back side of the Summoner...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , April 1 , 2008 [[At the edge of the Riddle Grotto.]] / Rosemary: If it's never angry, then why does the Great Riddler- / Sylvester: Kill people? And what's it doing the rest of the time? / Sylvester: It was here when- the Earls arrived. And in all that time, if anyone's got it to /answer/ Riddles instead of presenting...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 2 , 2008 [[Sylvester has put a token into the slot on the front of the Great-Riddler Summoner.]] / <> / [[A light activates on the Summoner.]] / <> / [[The Summoner beings emitting an increasingly-loud "rrRRR"]]
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 3 , 2008 [[At the edge of the Riddle Grotto. Sylvester has put a token into the Great-Riddler Summioner, and he and HaxCamora have covered their ears.]] / <> / Rosemary: That's not so bad. If anything- / [[The sound is massive, shaking them all and the room.]] / <>
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 4 , 2008 [[At the edge of the Riddle Grotto. Sylvester, HaxCamora and Rosemary look out into the pool as the Summoner does it job. An endless "WWW" sound runs through all three panels.]] / <> / [[Pulling further back, showing all of the platform they stand on, and the water in front of them, which...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 5 , 2008 [[In the Riddle Grotto. The Summoner has been activated. <> runs throughout.]] / Sylvester: And now, the Second Great Riddle... / <> / [[The Great Riddler appears from the pool and looms over Sylvester, Rosemary, and HaxCamora. He/she/it is an enormous Ichyoid.]] / Sylvester: Understanding...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 6 , 2008 [[Guest art by Jon Day of the webcomic Esthar Gate. Hector the Robot is is at a table in a restaurant. venting to Metabot, from VinnieD's comic AntiBunny.]] / Hector: It's always "Fix the scanner, Hector!" "Fetch me some Treefruit, Hector!" "Wake up the Gong-ringer, Hector!" What do I ever ask in return?...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 7 , 2008 [[At the Riddle Grotto. The Great Riddler has risen into sight.]] / Rosemary: But that's- that's- / Sylvester: A very big Ichyoid. And anything you've heard, or read, about them is very likely to be inaccurate. / <> / Rosemary: Can you understand it? / Sylvester: Oh yes. Part of my education...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , April 8 , 2008 [[At the Riddle Grotto. The sound <> continues throughout.]] / Great Riddler: / / / / Rosemary:You speak Ichyoid? / Sylvester: No, I can cough out the pidgin-tongue the local Ichyoids sometimes deign to use. / [[Outline of a human witch using various bits of machinery to talk to an Ichyoid.]] / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 9 , 2008 [[In the Riddle Grotto. Sylvester, Rosemary and HaxCamora look up at the Great Riddler.]] / Rosemary: Did that- he just say your name? / Sylvester: Yes. We've been introduced. / Sylvester: Stand back, both of you. / / [[Sylvester approaches the Great Riddler.]] / Sylvester: [Yes?] / GR: [Willoughby] / GR:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 10 , 2008 [[Outline of a young Sylvester looking up at the off-panel Great Riddler.]] / Rosemary: Sylvester.. The Great Riddler.. knew your father? / Sylvester: Who do you think introduced us? / [[Outline of Sylvester at the University, looking at a couple of his fellow students.]] / Rosemary: It.. didn't kill him,...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 11 , 2008 [[Facing the Great Riddler in the Riddle Grotto. The sound <> continues throughout.]] / Rosemary: If your father didn't die down here, then how did the Riddler know- / Sylvester: I suspect there is little that happens in these parts the Riddler doesn't know about. / Rosemary: . . . / Rosemary:...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 12 , 2008 [[Meeting the Great Riddler in the Riddle Grotto. The sound <> continues throughout.]] / Sylvester: Actually, first we'd better be official about this.. / Rosemary: About what? / Sylvester: Introductions. / Sylvester: [Introductions.] / Sylvester: [Rosemary] / Sylvester: [nonfamily] / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 13 , 2008 [[Computer-generated guest-art by Jon Day of the webcomic "Esthar Gate": The World O' Pots shopbot greets Hector's robotic assistant Nunsuch.]] / Shopbot: GREETINGS CITIZEN! WELCOME TO WORLD OF POTS, YOUR ONE STOP SHOPPING POINT FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING POT-RELATED AND NON-POT RELATED! HERE AT WORLD...
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 14 , 2008 [[Sylvester talks to the Great Riddler in the Riddle Grotto. The noise <> continues throughout.]] / Sylvester: Now for the important part.. / Sylvester: [sylvester] / Sylvester: [rosemary] / Sylvester: [possessions] / Sylvester: [cross?] / [[HaxCamora watches this discussion.]] / GR: [fixit gnoll?] / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , April 15 , 2008 [[Sylvester talks to the Great Riddler in the Riddle Grotto. <> continues throughout.]] / Sylvester: [Riddle?] / GR: [frowgler?] / Sylvester: . . . / Rosemary: What? What did he say? / Sylvester: He wants to know who "Frowgler" is. / Rosemary: How can you tell that from one zarking w- / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 16 , 2008 [[In the Riddle Grotto, the Great Riddler has asked a question. <> continues throughout.]] / Rosemary: I thought you said you read the Times. / Sylvester: The newspaper? I do. What's that got to do with- / Rosemary: Frowgler. He's that horned.. wizard.. frog-thing. In Roshambo. / Sylvester: Roshambo.. / [[Outline...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 17 , 2008 [[Rosemary and Sylvester are in front of the Great Riddler.]] / Sylvester: I thought you said you didn't read the Times. / Rosemary: I've seen maybe a dozen copies of the Times in my entire life. / <> / [[The Riddler observes.]] / Sylvester: But then how- / Rosemary: Sylvester, /everybody/ knows...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 18 , 2008 [[An outline of Sylvester reading a newspaper and not listening as Mortimer tells him something. continues throughout.]] / Sylvester: A while back Mortimer was saying something about one of his Roshambo "action figures" being damaged, or some- / Sylvester: Not Important. / [[In the Riddle Grotto.]] / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 19 , 2008 [[In the Riddle Grotto, Sylvester faces the Great Riddler.]] / Sylvester: Frowgler... / Sylvester: [Frowgler...] / <> / [[Sylvester stands before an outline/diagram of Frowgler.]] / Sylvester: [twodimensional] / Sylvester: [wizard] / Sylvester: [construct] / Sylvester: [frog] / GR:/// / GR: [byyou?] / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 20 , 2008 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Chunner and Crud are lying on the floor. The dump-chute has poked into view from above. It <> open.]] / [[An assortment of small shapes comes down the chute.]] / <> / [[A nasty-looking orange liquid <> out of the chute, while all sorts...
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 21 , 2008 [[In the Riddle Grotto. Sylvester looks up as the Great Riddler thinks about what Sylvester has just told him re: Frowgler the comic-strip character.]] / <> / [[Rosemary looks up.]] / [[HaxCamora looks up.]] / GR: [interesting] / Sylvester, softly: That's a matter of opinion. / Sylvester: [yes]...
 

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