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The Mansion of E - Monday, January 12, 2004 Rosemary: This is quite a hallway. What was it built for? / Sylvester: We don't know. It was another thing that was here when we arrived. But whatever it was, it hadn't been finished. / Rosemary: How d'you know that? / Sylvester: If you go the other way from the Hall of Achievement, there is, or was,...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 [[We see the "No Loitering" sign again.]] / <> / Snipe the Jibjib: ACK! / Rubrak the Helipath: Look out! / [[A giant weight labeled "12 Tonz" crashes to the floor, directly in front of the sign.]] / <> / Rubrak the Helipath: Fratz it all to Zark, not /again/! / Snipe the Jibjib:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 Narrator: meanwhile, at the Elevator... / [[General view of the scene.]] / [[Hepthbav glances down, towards...]] / [[...the frying pan left behind by Sylvester.]] / Gorp [[Off-panel]]: Hey, Hepthbav... / Hepthbav [[Thinking]] "Hepthbav". -- (shudder) -- Why can't people ever pronounce anything _correctly_? / Hepthbav:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, January 15, 2004 Hepthbav [[Thinking]] Miserable scavengers... / Hepthbav: You want the trog. Fine. It's yours. / Hepthbav: Leave the head. / Gorp: Thanks muchly. Fresh adult trog. A rare treat. The dornbeasts only ever leave. / Phiga: What's in the elevator? / [[A view of the defeated Operator's tail pointing up from...
The Mansion of E - Friday, January 16, 2004 [[At the Elevator]] / Hepthbav: HOLD IT! / Phiga: Something wrong? / Hepthbav: I know you Globules have.. issues.. when it comes to consumption of food. And I've seen those smiles before. You're going to try and _eat_ the Operator! / Gorp: Well, no. / Phiga: Of course not. / Hepthbav: You aren't? Then...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday, January 17, 2004 [[A darkened room with numerous objects piled up on wall-shelves.]] / Narrator: meanwhile, in Telic the Healer's reception area... / Gosypiboma: Oh. Hello, Comshaw. / Comshaw: Gosypiboma. / Gosypiboma: Do y-- / Comshaw: No, I don't have an appointment. Yes, I think I can just barge in here like I own the...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, January 18, 2004 Comshaw: Telic. Gosy told me to come on in. / Telic: Yes, yes. Comshaw. Come in. / [[Telic turns from an object on a shelf.]] / Telic: So what seems to be the-- Oh. It's Niddle again. / Telic: What is wrong this time? / Comshaw: His entire body is broken. / [[Telic begins to examine Niddle.]] / Telic:...
The Mansion of E - Monday, January 19, 2004 Telic: First of all, do not worry. Whichever option you choose, Niddle should make a full recovery. / [[Telic picks up a Trog skull from a shelf, examining it with interest.]] / Telic: With most species, little Xs replacing the pupils is a very bad sign, but you Gnolls always display remarkable powers...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 [[Mortimer and Nitfol plummet headlong towards the ground.]] / Narrator: No longer suspended in mid-air over the forest... / Mortimer (thinking, with screaming behind his thoughts): OK. Don't panic. Don't panic. / Mortimer (thinking): Aim for something soft. A pile of leaves. A pile of.. of.. / [[The...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, January 21, 2004 Narrator: Camora has made a demand... / Hax: *Help you*? I have known you less than an hour. And already you are one of the most annoying individuals I have ever met! / Hax: Why in the name of Brush should I help you? / Camora: Because there are Humans running loose in the Halls! / Hax: Humans? -- Humans...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday, January 22, 2004 Camora: Fleebs? You're going to waste time buing fleebs? / Hax: Won't take but a moment. -- In fact... / Hax: Ratch. In exchange for that sack of fleebs, I will give you _this_. / Ratch: A sheet a paper. Fer a sack a fleebs. / [[The sheet reads "100!! woo hoo!"]] / {{This is the sheet Hax was showing from...
The Mansion of E - Friday, January 23, 2004 Sylvester: Oh.. say.. let's duck in here for a moment... / Rosemary: Why? / Sylvester: We should grab something to eat, while we have the chance. And it's a good out-of-the-way place to lie low for a while. / Rosemary: Lying low sounds good, but "eat"? I suppose now you are going to tell me that someone...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, January 24, 2004 Sylvester: Reservations? We need reservations? / Snoot: Yes, sir. / Sylvester: You're calling this brance of the Tree a /restaurant/? / Snoot: Yes, sir. / Rosemary (thinking): Tree? / Sylvester: You can't charge people for access to the Tree! / Snoot: Mr. Nevus can charge for access to the Tree and its...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, January 25, 2004 Sylvester: I'm not saying I'm this Nevus person! I own the entire Mansion! I am the 23rd Earl of E / Rosemary (thinking): Never mind "Nevus"... / Rosemary (thinking): What's this.. Tree.. / [[Rosemary enters the main room of the restaraunt and sees the gigantic local branch of the Tree. Along with other...
The Mansion of E - Monday, January 26, 2004 Narration: Gorp and Phiga make plans... / Hepthbav: What do you mean, you need "witnesses"? I'm here already. / Gorp: No, no. _Credible_ witnesses. / Phiga: And here we go now! / [[Two Gobules have appeared on the scene, one scuzzy, the other insane-looking.]] / Mingent: Hi GUyz! WasSUP! / Hepthbav: ... / Hepthbav:...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, January 27, 2004 Hepthbav: And _why_ exactly am I not a worthy witness for an.. Eating Event? / Phiga: Well... because you Ghasts don't eat. / Hepthbav: What do you mean? Of course we eat. / Phiga: You lick three kinds of spiky fungi off of walls. / Hepthbav: We do not _lick_ anything. And we also eat Prickly fungus. / Phiga:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, January 28, 2004 Phiga: OK. Fine. / Phiga: You wana [[sic]] be a Witness, you're a zarking Witness. Now we're gonna get on with this Event. Unless you have some *other* problem? / Hepthbav: Well, actually- / Chuw: [Off-panel]] HOLD IT! / Chuw: What's all this about an _Event_? / Phiga: Hello, Chuw. / Phiga: The Operator...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, January 29, 2004 Narrator: Niddle's body is broken... / Telic: You have two choices. You can leave Niddle to recover over there in my infirmary, or I can get him up and moving. If you choose this second option, he will be fine for a few hours, but then he will crash. Crash hard. / Comshaw: You have an infirmary now?...
The Mansion of E - Friday, January 30, 2004 [[Large bottles are visible in the background.]] / Telic: You do not want your mother caring for Niddle? I do not understand. She has proven to be most effective at-- / Comshaw: No no. It's not that. I know she's good. She wouldn't be working for you if she wasn't. / Comshaw: If it was anyone else.. Camora,...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, January 31, 2004 Comshaw: What are you going to use on Niddle? / Telic: Some of this... / {{The large hammer resting on a shelf in the background is a possible homage to the Three Stooges' "anesthetic" gag.}} / [[Telic produces a bottle of smoking medicine.]] / Telic: Loomboggle's Lightning Horsepurge and Life Exilir. / [[Comshaw...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 1, 2004 [[A spyder sits on his web, thinking.]] / (sqrt(203)~6x - 2.4)/2K(5/4t) / 6511/ms + 6.6/10(m/t) - (t^5 - s^3)/(42 - 2t) / (345/t^4)/(23 - 4x) + 5m... / No, no. That's just not right. / Snap my strands, a fellow simply can't think on an empty stomach... / <> / Ah... / [[The spyder looks at Mortimer,...
The Mansion of E - Monday, February 2, 2004 [[Rosemary looks around the vast cavern of Le Tree.]] / Rosemary (thinking): Well. That's definitely a Tree. / Protus (off-panel) Hey! / [[Rosemary turns towards Protus' voice, lifting her sword.]] / Protus: If it isn't Rosemary /Ripley!/ / <> / {{The sound-effect of Rosemary's sword is a...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, February 3, 2004 [[Rosemary approaches Protus's table cautiously.]] / Rosemary: Hello... / Protus: Like the new look. So where are the Two Stooges? / Rosemary: Stooges? Plural? / Protus: Sylvester and Mortimer. / Rosemary: Oh. Right. Mortimer. He's around somewhere. Sylvester is-- / <> / Rosemary: ...having a discussion...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, February 4, 2004 Rosemary: Um. Refresh my memory. What is the Maitre d' likely to do if Sylvester... causes a fuss? / Protus: Well, I /imagine/ he'd call Percy. / Rosemary (thinking): "Percy"? / Snoot (off-panel): Percy! / [[Percy, a large Boogieman, strides past Rosemary and Protus on his way to the foyer.]] / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040204.html
The Mansion of E - Thursday, February 5, 2004 Camora: Where are we going? / Hax: I believe I saw an aurilnode outside the Hall. I need to make a call. / Camora: We're going to contact God via a _'node_? / Hax: What did you think I was going to do, light up some incense and pray? / Camora: Well, no. It's just that I pictured God as squat- er, _meditating_...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday, February 6, 2004 Camora: You've never talked to God? But before you said that he told you to- / Hax: (sigh) Yes. Yes. I exaggerated for the sake of simplicity. / Camora: So you get all your orders from someone else? You don't actually _know_ for a fact that you work for God? / Hax: I... / Hax: Hmm. / Hax: The things...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, February 7, 2004 [[A tailor's shop in the Barter Hall]] / {{the tailor's name is Slystick; this hasn't been spoken aloud, but the name of his shop has been seen in the background of another strip.}} / Slystick: And please note the fine workmanship on display in the stitching... / Fratch: I don't know... to buy a second...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 8, 2004 Phiga: It doesn't matter if Guttle wouldn't like it. He isn't even here. The Event is *ours*. / Chuw: In every way that matters, Mr. Guttle is *everywhere*. / Hepthbav: [[Amusedly, while still holding Gorp]] Really? Even those places where Nevus and Agita are? I imagine they'd be thrilled to hear that... / Chuw:...
The Mansion of E - Monday, February 9, 2004 Chuw: Well, well, it seems that *all* of the bottom-feeders are out today. / Chuw: I'm only going to say this once. All of you. Get lost. Now. / [[The Gobules and the Ooze scowl angrily.]] / Hepthbav, leaning into shot: Making empty threats when you're both outnumbered _and_ surrounded! It's good...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, February 10, 2004 [[More scowling and invasion of personal space between the Globules.]] / Hepthbav: [[Thinking]] I suppose the Council would tell me to step in at this point, and try to stop this. / Hepthbav: [[Still thinking]] But it would be so_ much easier to just let them beat on each other, and then try to reason...
 

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