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| The Mansion of E - Monday, January 12, 2004 | Rosemary: This is quite a hallway. What was it built for?
/ Sylvester: We don't know. It was another thing that was here when we arrived. But whatever it was, it hadn't been finished. / Rosemary: How d'you know that?
/ Sylvester: If you go the other way from the Hall of Achievement, there is, or was,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040112.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 | [[We see the "No Loitering" sign again.]] / < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040113.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 | Narrator: meanwhile, at the Elevator...
/ [[General view of the scene.]] / [[Hepthbav glances down, towards...]] / [[...the frying pan left behind by Sylvester.]] / Gorp [[Off-panel]]: Hey, Hepthbav... / Hepthbav [[Thinking]] "Hepthbav". -- (shudder) -- Why can't people ever pronounce anything _correctly_? / Hepthbav:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040114.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, January 15, 2004 | Hepthbav [[Thinking]] Miserable scavengers...
/ Hepthbav: You want the trog. Fine. It's yours.
/ Hepthbav: Leave the head. / Gorp: Thanks muchly. Fresh adult trog. A rare treat. The dornbeasts only ever leave.
/ Phiga: What's in the elevator? / [[A view of the defeated Operator's tail pointing up from... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040115.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, January 16, 2004 | [[At the Elevator]]
/ Hepthbav: HOLD IT!
/ Phiga: Something wrong? / Hepthbav: I know you Globules have.. issues.. when it comes to consumption of food. And I've seen those smiles before. You're going to try and _eat_ the Operator! / Gorp: Well, no.
/ Phiga: Of course not. / Hepthbav: You aren't? Then... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040116.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday, January 17, 2004 | [[A darkened room with numerous objects piled up on wall-shelves.]]
/ Narrator: meanwhile, in Telic the Healer's reception area...
/ Gosypiboma: Oh. Hello, Comshaw.
/ Comshaw: Gosypiboma. / Gosypiboma: Do y--
/ Comshaw: No, I don't have an appointment. Yes, I think I can just barge in here like I own the... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040117.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, January 18, 2004 | Comshaw: Telic. Gosy told me to come on in.
/ Telic: Yes, yes. Comshaw. Come in. / [[Telic turns from an object on a shelf.]]
/ Telic: So what seems to be the-- Oh. It's Niddle again. / Telic: What is wrong this time?
/ Comshaw: His entire body is broken. / [[Telic begins to examine Niddle.]]
/ Telic:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040118.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, January 19, 2004 | Telic: First of all, do not worry. Whichever option you choose, Niddle should make a full recovery. / [[Telic picks up a Trog skull from a shelf, examining it with interest.]]
/ Telic: With most species, little Xs replacing the pupils is a very bad sign, but you Gnolls always display remarkable powers... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040119.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, January 20, 2004 | [[Mortimer and Nitfol plummet headlong towards the ground.]]
/ Narrator: No longer suspended in mid-air over the forest...
/ Mortimer (thinking, with screaming behind his thoughts): OK. Don't panic. Don't panic. / Mortimer (thinking): Aim for something soft. A pile of leaves. A pile of.. of.. / [[The... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040120.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, January 21, 2004 | Narrator: Camora has made a demand...
/ Hax: *Help you*? I have known you less than an hour. And already you are one of the most annoying individuals I have ever met!
/ Hax: Why in the name of Brush should I help you?
/ Camora: Because there are Humans running loose in the Halls! / Hax: Humans? -- Humans... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040121.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, January 22, 2004 | Camora: Fleebs? You're going to waste time buing fleebs?
/ Hax: Won't take but a moment. -- In fact... / Hax: Ratch. In exchange for that sack of fleebs, I will give you _this_.
/ Ratch: A sheet a paper. Fer a sack a fleebs.
/ [[The sheet reads "100!! woo hoo!"]]
/ {{This is the sheet Hax was showing from... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040122.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, January 23, 2004 | Sylvester: Oh.. say.. let's duck in here for a moment...
/ Rosemary: Why? / Sylvester: We should grab something to eat, while we have the chance. And it's a good out-of-the-way place to lie low for a while. / Rosemary: Lying low sounds good, but "eat"? I suppose now you are going to tell me that someone... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040123.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday, January 24, 2004 | Sylvester: Reservations? We need reservations?
/ Snoot: Yes, sir. / Sylvester: You're calling this brance of the Tree a /restaurant/?
/ Snoot: Yes, sir.
/ Rosemary (thinking): Tree? / Sylvester: You can't charge people for access to the Tree!
/ Snoot: Mr. Nevus can charge for access to the Tree and its... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040124.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, January 25, 2004 | Sylvester: I'm not saying I'm this Nevus person! I own the entire Mansion! I am the 23rd Earl of E
/ Rosemary (thinking): Never mind "Nevus"... / Rosemary (thinking): What's this.. Tree.. / [[Rosemary enters the main room of the restaraunt and sees the gigantic local branch of the Tree. Along with other... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040125.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, January 26, 2004 | Narration: Gorp and Phiga make plans...
/ Hepthbav: What do you mean, you need "witnesses"? I'm here already.
/ Gorp: No, no. _Credible_ witnesses.
/ Phiga: And here we go now! / [[Two Gobules have appeared on the scene, one scuzzy, the other insane-looking.]]
/ Mingent: Hi GUyz! WasSUP! / Hepthbav: ... / Hepthbav:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040126.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, January 27, 2004 | Hepthbav: And _why_ exactly am I not a worthy witness for an.. Eating Event?
/ Phiga: Well... because you Ghasts don't eat. / Hepthbav: What do you mean? Of course we eat.
/ Phiga: You lick three kinds of spiky fungi off of walls. / Hepthbav: We do not _lick_ anything. And we also eat Prickly fungus.
/ Phiga:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040127.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, January 28, 2004 | Phiga: OK. Fine.
/ Phiga: You wana [[sic]] be a Witness, you're a zarking Witness. Now we're gonna get on with this Event. Unless you have some *other* problem?
/ Hepthbav: Well, actually-
/ Chuw: [Off-panel]] HOLD IT! / Chuw: What's all this about an _Event_? / Phiga: Hello, Chuw.
/ Phiga: The Operator... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040128.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday, January 29, 2004 | Narrator: Niddle's body is broken...
/ Telic: You have two choices. You can leave Niddle to recover over there in my infirmary, or I can get him up and moving. If you choose this second option, he will be fine for a few hours, but then he will crash. Crash hard. / Comshaw: You have an infirmary now?... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040129.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, January 30, 2004 | [[Large bottles are visible in the background.]]
/ Telic: You do not want your mother caring for Niddle? I do not understand. She has proven to be most effective at--
/ Comshaw: No no. It's not that. I know she's good. She wouldn't be working for you if she wasn't. / Comshaw: If it was anyone else.. Camora,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040130.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday, January 31, 2004 | Comshaw: What are you going to use on Niddle?
/ Telic: Some of this...
/ {{The large hammer resting on a shelf in the background is a possible homage to the Three Stooges' "anesthetic" gag.}} / [[Telic produces a bottle of smoking medicine.]]
/ Telic: Loomboggle's Lightning Horsepurge and Life Exilir. / [[Comshaw... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040131.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 1, 2004 | [[A spyder sits on his web, thinking.]]
/ (sqrt(203)~6x - 2.4)/2K(5/4t)
/ 6511/ms + 6.6/10(m/t) - (t^5 - s^3)/(42 - 2t)
/ (345/t^4)/(23 - 4x) + 5m...
/ No, no. That's just not right.
/ Snap my strands, a fellow simply can't think on an empty stomach... / < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040201.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, February 2, 2004 | [[Rosemary looks around the vast cavern of Le Tree.]] / Rosemary (thinking): Well. That's definitely a Tree.
/ Protus (off-panel) Hey! / [[Rosemary turns towards Protus' voice, lifting her sword.]]
/ Protus: If it isn't Rosemary /Ripley!/
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040202.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, February 3, 2004 | [[Rosemary approaches Protus's table cautiously.]]
/ Rosemary: Hello...
/ Protus: Like the new look. So where are the Two Stooges? / Rosemary: Stooges? Plural?
/ Protus: Sylvester and Mortimer. / Rosemary: Oh. Right. Mortimer. He's around somewhere. Sylvester is--
/ < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040203.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday, February 4, 2004 | Rosemary: Um. Refresh my memory. What is the Maitre d' likely to do if Sylvester... causes a fuss?
/ Protus: Well, I /imagine/ he'd call Percy. / Rosemary (thinking): "Percy"? / Snoot (off-panel): Percy! / [[Percy, a large Boogieman, strides past Rosemary and Protus on his way to the foyer.]]
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| The Mansion of E - Thursday, February 5, 2004 | Camora: Where are we going?
/ Hax: I believe I saw an aurilnode outside the Hall. I need to make a call. / Camora: We're going to contact God via a _'node_?
/ Hax: What did you think I was going to do, light up some incense and pray? / Camora: Well, no. It's just that I pictured God as squat- er, _meditating_... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040205.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday, February 6, 2004 | Camora: You've never talked to God? But before you said that he told you to-
/ Hax: (sigh) Yes. Yes. I exaggerated for the sake of simplicity. / Camora: So you get all your orders from someone else? You don't actually _know_ for a fact that you work for God? / Hax: I...
/ Hax: Hmm. / Hax: The things... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040206.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday, February 7, 2004 | [[A tailor's shop in the Barter Hall]]
/ {{the tailor's name is Slystick; this hasn't been spoken aloud, but the name of his shop has been seen in the background of another strip.}} / Slystick: And please note the fine workmanship on display in the stitching...
/ Fratch: I don't know... to buy a second... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040207.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 8, 2004 | Phiga: It doesn't matter if Guttle wouldn't like it. He isn't even here. The Event is *ours*. / Chuw: In every way that matters, Mr. Guttle is *everywhere*. / Hepthbav: [[Amusedly, while still holding Gorp]] Really? Even those places where Nevus and Agita are? I imagine they'd be thrilled to hear that... / Chuw:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040208.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday, February 9, 2004 | Chuw: Well, well, it seems that *all* of the bottom-feeders are out today. / Chuw: I'm only going to say this once. All of you. Get lost. Now. / [[The Gobules and the Ooze scowl angrily.]] / Hepthbav, leaning into shot: Making empty threats when you're both outnumbered _and_ surrounded! It's good... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040209.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday, February 10, 2004 | [[More scowling and invasion of personal space between the Globules.]] / Hepthbav: [[Thinking]] I suppose the Council would tell me to step in at this point, and try to stop this.
/ Hepthbav: [[Still thinking]] But it would be so_ much easier to just let them beat on each other, and then try to reason... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20040210.html |
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