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| The Mansion of E - Friday , September 19 , 2008 | [[In the tunnel leading to the River of Fire. Rosemary and Sylvester confront a vision of her Hack N' Slash co-worker Baldy Aldershot.]]
/ Rosemary: OK. That leaves you, Baldy.
/ Baldy-vision: And no, Sylvester. She's not being rude. That's my name. / Sylvester: His parents named him Baldy?
/ Baldy-vision:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080919.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , September 20 , 2008 | [[In the tunnel leading to the River of Fire. As Rosemary talks to a vision of her Hack N' Slash coworker Baldy, a vision of a Pyrite appears, complete with parrot.]]
/ {{In Mansionland, pirates are called Pyriters, after an island that was famous for producing them.}}
/ Rosemary: The thing is.. I don't... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080920.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 21 , 2008 | Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f
/ [[Crud has moved to one side, as a fork-device pokes down from above, a glowing spark appearing between the prongs. The remains of the sphere that previously dropped on Crud are beneath the fork. Cully and Chunner are lying out of sight on the floor.]]
/ Crud: Oh dear.... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080921.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday , September 22 , 2008 | [[Approaching the River of Fire. The parrot-vision can be seen flying away.]]
/ Rosemary: So. I suppose if we ever do meet again, we'll be enemies.
/ Vision of Baldy: As usual, Ripley, you're really not thinking this through.
/ Rosemary: Huh? / [[He begins to fade.]]
/ VoB: You just /left/. And in the two... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080922.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 23 , 2008 | [[In the tunnel leading to the River of Fire.]]
/ Sylvester: So.. those two weren't a.. team, or something? You sharpened Edwird's pencils.. and..?
/ Rosemary: ..and Baldy was my Hack N' Slash supervisor on the Caravan. They've never met. As far as I know. / [[Outlines of Edwird lifting weights, and Baldy... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080923.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , September 24 , 2008 | [[Descending toward the River of Fire.]]
/ Sylvester: So, who else do you-
/ Rosemary: /Oohh/ no.
/ [[She lightly < http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080924.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , September 25 , 2008 | [[Descending toward the River of Fire, Sylvester and Rosemary have encountered a Vision of Shackleforth Ferule, seated at his desk.]]
/ Ferrule-Vision: And this? Another of your disreputable friends?
/ Sylvester: Rosemary, meet Shackleforth Ferule, senior partner of Quibble, Filtch and Ferule.
/ Rosemary:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080925.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday , September 26 , 2008 | [[In the tunnel leading to the River of Fire. Sylvester and Rosemary have met a vision of Shackleforth Ferule.]]
/ Rosemary: Lenore. Your sister? The "money-grubbing weasel"?
/ Sylvester: /Amoral/ money-grubbing weasel. Yes. Last we heard, she was in the Capital, making life difficult for Mr. Ferule here. / Sylvester:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080926.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , September 27 , 2008 | [[In the tunnel leading to the River of Fire. Sylvester holds out his hand, and produces a small vision-outline of a clocktower with the letters YU stacked "inside" it.]]
/ Sylvester: To explain. When I said I'd attended the University. you expressed
/ disbelief. I assume it wasn't a dig at my intellectual... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080927.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 28 , 2008 | [[Two Gnolls in a smoky and battered corner of the Basement. One peers over a pile of rubble. The other, Forfind, crouches down. Behind them, unseen, a bunch of weapons approach.]]
/ Forfind: Wait.. you don't see any Council phizzers out there, do you?
/ Peering Gnoll: Council? No.
/ Forfind: Oh good.... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080928.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday , September 29 , 2008 | [[In the tunnel leading to the River of Fire. Rosemary and Sylvester have met a vision of Shackleforth Ferule, sitting behind his desk.]]
/ Sylvester: So, ol' Shackleforth here manages the portfolio which pays for the scholarship..
/ Rosemary: Oh! And Lenore thinks she should be able to use it to attend... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080929.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 30 , 2008 | [[Descending to the River of Fire, Rosemary and Sylvester have encountered a vision of Shackleforth Ferule, who runs the E family University scholarship.]]
/ Rosemary: But.. if you've got all that money, why were you.. well.. sorry.. whinging about being poor?
/ [[Sylvester conjures a vision of money... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20080930.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , October 1 , 2008 | [[In the tunnel leading to the River of Fire. Sylvester and Rosemary have met a vision of Shackleforth Ferule, sitting at his desk.]]
/ Rosemary: OK. Fine. Money. Paperwork. I'm not going to pretend I understand any of this. Can we just move on?
/ Sylvester: 'Fraid not. As has been noted, we haven't gotten... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081001.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 2 , 2008 | [[In the tunnel leading to the River of Fire. The headless vision of Shackleforth Ferule sits unperturbed at the remains of his desk. Sylvester stands over him/it with the Can-Opener.]]
/ Ferule-vision: You are being childish, Mr. Eman.
/ Sylvester: Why, yes. Yes I am. / [[He brings down the blunt end... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081002.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday , October 3 , 2008 | [[Descending towards the River of Fire. Sylvester gives the Can-Opener back to Rosemary.]]
/ Rosemary: I don't understand.
/ Sylvester: /sigh/. Rosemary, Laputan financial laws were complicated even /before/ Yorik I decided to locate the Unified Capital there-
/ Rosemary: No, not that. You and Mr. Ferule. / [[Sylvester... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081003.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 4 , 2008 | [[Descending towards the River of Fire. Sylvester holds out his hand, and an image forms, the outline of a tree marked with the "Mansionland" version of a dollar sign.]]
/ Rosemary: And what are Mr. Ferule's principles?
/ Sylvester: He tends to money-trees with fanatical devotion. Waters them daily, makes... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081004.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 5 , 2008 | Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f
/ [[Crud is talking to a fork-like device which has descended from above and is speaking in a different language. Cully and Chunner are lying out of sight on the floor.]]
/ Crud: I'll start.. testing to see if Chun- Cully can handle the.. truth.
/ Fork: [CONFIRMED] / [[The... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081005.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday , October 6 , 2008 | [[Sylvester creates mini-visions as he and Rosemary approach the River of Fire; the current is a stamp.]]
/ Rosemary: How do you do that?
/ Sylvester: By mail, though I have sent sparkwires a couple of times. QF&F handles the day-to-day stuff, and I decide-
/ Rosemary: No, not your stupid portfolio! / [[Outline... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081006.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , October 7 , 2008 | [[Rosemary and Sylvester are descending towards the River of Fire. Sylvester has been summoning up simple shapes.]]
/ Rosemary: So.. I can make those shapes?
/ Sylvester: Probably. Hold out your hand.. / [[Rosemary does so.]]
/ Sylvester: ..And picture what you want, as sharply and clearly as you can.... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081007.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , October 8 , 2008 | [[As she and Sylvester approach the River of Fire, Rosemary pokes with the Can-Opener at one of the mini-visions she she just created.]]
/ Rosemary: What /causes/ these things?
/ Sylvester: No one knows for sure. Ludwig had a theory, like he always did, but.. / [[Outline of Ludwig and a perplexed Penelope... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081008.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 9 , 2008 | [[Outline of Ludwig giving Penelope a "flower" that blooms electronically from the end of a device.]]
/ Rosemary: "Penelope"?
/ Sylvester: She was.. they never actually got around to jumping in the ol' Pool, but still, she was Ludwig's wife. / [[Outline of Ludwig describing his entire complex equation,... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081009.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday , October 10 , 2008 | [[Rosemary and Sylvester approach the River of Fire. The slope gives way to set of steps leading down. A large sign on the wall reads THE RIVER OF FIRE/MIND THE STEPS/BEWARE OF DISTURBING VISIONS. A rainbow-spray of color can be seen at the edge of the panel.]]
/ Sylvester: But anyway. We're almost to... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081010.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 11 , 2008 | [[Rosemary and Sylvester are at the top of some stairs leading down towards the River of Fire.]]
/ Rosemary: So, is it still my turn, or do the shapes count?
/ Sylvester: Uh? Oh. OK. How about.. is there anything you've ever wanted to see? / [[Rosemary thinks about this.]] / [[Two vague Visions appear... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081011.html |
| The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 12 , 2008 | Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f
/ [[Crud shuffles back to his side of the Shaft. Cully and Chunner are lying out of sight on the floor.]] / [[Crud resumes his position.]] / [[He adjusts his pie-tin helmet so it is angled the "correct" way.]] http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081012.html |
| The Mansion of E - Monday , October 13 , 2008 | [[Walking down stairs towards the River of Fire, following an appearance by visions of Rosemary's parents.]]
/ Sylvester: You didn't try to talk to them.
/ Rosemary: They didn't have any mouths.
/ Rosemary: What about you? You ever come down here and talk to /your/ father? / Sylvester: This is.. the first... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081013.html |
| The Mansion of E - Tuesday , October 14 , 2008 | [[Descending toward the River of Fire, Rosemary and Sylvester have seen Visions.]]
/ Rosemary: So what /do/ you want to see?
/ Sylvester: I suppose..
/ Voice from off-panel: Kiss me, you mad passionate fool! / [[The source of the voice is a Vision of Rosemary, wearing only a helmet with a pink light.]]
/ Vision:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081014.html |
| The Mansion of E - Wednesday , October 15 , 2008 | [[Descending towards the River of Fire, a cheerfully naked Vision of Rosemary has appeared.]]
/ Sylvester: Rosemary..
/ Rosemary: It's all right.
/ Sylvester: No, it's not. I apologize. I don't want to kiss you.
/ Vision: Aww! Yer a big LIAR, too! / Vision: Smooch her! Smooch her!
/ Sylvester: (sigh) At... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081015.html |
| The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 16 , 2008 | [[Descending towards the River of Fire, a naked Vision of Rosemary has appeared.]]
/ Rosemary: I'm "available."
/ Vision: 'Course you are! Yer standing right there!
/ Sylvester: I was speaking. more in terms of.. You're not married, and
/ you're a hetgal. Or do I assume too much? / Rosemary: ..I'm not married... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081016.html |
| The Mansion of E - Friday , October 17 , 2008 | [[On the stairs down to the River of Fire, a naked Vision of Rosemary has appeared.]]
/ Rosemary: So.. you don't go into the village because they /hate/ you?
/ Sylvester: No, they don't hate me /because/ I don't go into the village much.
/ Sylvester: And thus I don't go sniffing around their women.
/ Rosemary:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081017.html |
| The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 18 , 2008 | [[On the stairway down to the River of Fire.]]
/ Sylvester: And now you wonder why I didn't just stay in the Capital or.. wherever. Abdicate as Earl. Get a job with my shiny new diploma.
/ Rosemary: Of course I don't. This is where you /belong/, not... scribbling in some stupid /office/. / Sylvester:... http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20081018.html |
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