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|The Mansion of E - Saturday , January 17 , 2009||[[Hector the Robot trudges along a corridor, carrying a glass box inside of which is a replacement "filament" for his brain. Behind him are two alcoves and a painting or photograph in a frame. The first alcove is labeled NEVER, and contains the corpse of a frog-like biped floating in a large glass bottle....|
|The Mansion of E - Sunday , January 18 , 2009||Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Crud is holding a pie-tin full of purple and green globs. He shuffles sideways across the Shaft, looking towards the floor, where Cully and Chunner are lying, currently out of sight. Above, the Repigmenter Thingie flips open its bottom flap, revealing a new nozzle.]] / [[With...|
|The Mansion of E - Monday , January 19 , 2009||[[Hector the robot walks along a corridor, carrying a box in which is a replacement filament for his brain. Ahead is an open doorway which shows green circles beyond, and a heavy metal door, closed, at which points an automatic gun. A bulletin board has notices pinned to it.]]
|The Mansion of E - Tuesday , January 20 , 2009||[[Hector the robot is carrying a clear box, in which is a replacement filament for his own brain. He passes through an open doorway which is labelled with his name.]]
|The Mansion of E - Wednesday , January 21 , 2009||[[Inside his workshop, Hector the robot does something to the lock on a clear box, which contains a robot-part.]]
|The Mansion of E - Thursday , January 22 , 2009||[[Hector the robot makes his way down a corridor toward Mr. Hand's office. There is: An alcove labelled TREELINK, in which a branch of the Tree has various wires and devices attached to it. A door labelled EMERGENCY WAR THRONE-TOP STORAGE. An alcove labelled P.O.C. TESTING PREP, in which a Troglodyte...|
|The Mansion of E - Friday , January 23 , 2009||[[In the quarters/office of Mr. Hand. Hand is sitting in his throne. which is now sporting an "EMERGENCY WAR-THRONE TOP", a metal thing with a broken gun, a siren, and a telescope; all of this conceals most of Hand's head. There is a bed, over which dangles a collection of wires. Hand is talking to someone...|
|The Mansion of E - Saturday , January 24 , 2009||[[In Mr. Hand's quarters. Hand sits in his throne, his face mostly concealed by an Emergency Warthrone Top. Hector the robot comes up beside him.]] / Hand: /Hector!/ ..Oh, there you are. Where have you been /this/ time? / Hector: Fetching the object, sir. / [[Closeup of the filament that Hector is holding,...|
|The Mansion of E - Sunday , January 25 , 2009||Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f.
/ [[A device crudely labeled "REPIG/MENTER THINGIE" pokes down the ceiling. It closes a hatch on its bottom with an <
|The Mansion of E - Monday , January 26 , 2009||[[Inside Mr. Hand's quarters. Hand's hand pushes at a spot on Hector's back.]] / Hand: All right. First we remove the old filament. Turn around, Hector. / Hector: Yes, sir. / Hand: Aannd we push the access button.. / [[An access panel on Hector flips open.]] / Hand: And find those fleebtongs.. ah yes.. / [[Hand...|
|The Mansion of E - Tuesday , January 27 , 2009||[[Mr. Hand, sitting on his throne, doing what he says.]] / Hand: Discard the old filament, open the transport sphere.. / [[Hand holds the filament with a pair of fleebtongs.]] / Hand: Take the new filament, being sure not to touch it with my fingers.. / [[Hand puts the filament into Hector.]] / Hand:...|
|The Mansion of E - Wednesday , January 28 , 2009||[[Hector the robot stands beside Mr. Hand's throne, after having a new filament installed.]] / Hector: Processing / Hector: Processing / Hector: Processing / Hector: Processing processing processing / Hector: Processing / Hector: (Processing) / Hector: Processing / [[A closeup of Hector's eyes.]] / Hector:...|
|The Mansion of E - Thursday , January 29 , 2009||[[Inside Mr. Hand's control room/office, Hector the Robot has just had a new filament installed. He turns to face Hand.]] / Hand: So my instructions to myself were correct? / Hector: Yes sir. The filament is fully integrated with my central processors. i am now able to proceed with my assigned task.. / [[He...|
|The Mansion of E - Friday , January 30 , 2009||[[Inside Mr. Hand's "office". Hector the Robot has struck a menacing pose. His expression does not match.]] / Hector: BEEP / Hand: Heh. / Hand: That one never gets old. / [[Hector drops his arms.]] / Hector: ssigh / Hand: The truly amusing part is imagining you ripping out some human's arm while calmly saying...|
|The Mansion of E - Saturday , January 31 , 2009||[[A pair of fleebtongs, wielded by Mr. Hand, pokes into Hector the robot.]] / Hand: And put the instructions back in for next time.. / Hand: And close the hatch again. / Hand: So... You can fix the scanner? / Hector: Yes sir. / [[Hector reaches for the broken gun on top of Hand's Emergency Warthrone Top.]] / Hector:...|
|The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 1 , 2009||Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f
/ [[Crud has poured some colored globs over Cully, who now pokes his head up from the floor, still looking rather washed out and pale. Crud holds his pie-tin and watches.]]
/ Cully: . . .
/ Cully: . . .
/ Cully: /AAAIIIGGGHH!/ / [[Cully <
|The Mansion of E - Monday , February 2 , 2009||[[In Mr. Hand's quarters. Hector's hand looms over the scanner controls mounted on the armrest of Hand's throne.]] / Hector: As for the scanner.. processing.. / [[Hector's finger pokes at the small bulb at the top of the controls.]] / Hector: Hm. yes. I suppose I should fetch my fine-manipulation hand,...|
|The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 3 , 2009||[[Mr. Hand, seated in his throne, and Hector the robot look at the bank of monitors mounted on the wall. The monitors display: Two angry Gobules. A Gnoll with misaligned eyes. A red crack-like object. The remains of a robot stuck in a wall. Tuft and Dap idling in their niche. A Troglodyte. A Helipath...|
|The Mansion of E - Wednesday , February 4 , 2009||[[Inside Mr. Hand's quarters, looking at his viewscreens. Tuft the Gobule and Dap the Gnoll are visible on the main center screen.]]
/ Mr. Hand: So, we are back with the idlers in their niche. Let's try switching to.. oh.. Crispin's little nook in Brawl Hall..
|The Mansion of E - Thursday , February 5 , 2009||[[Mr. Hand is using his newly-repaired scanner. It currently shows Izchak the Motihaul yelling at his compatriot Matagam.]] / Hand: Of course, i have to rely on reports from the field regarding Sylvester and Ms. Ripley's exact location.. / Hand: But they and Camora were definitely in Sidestep Hall.. and...|
|The Mansion of E - Friday , February 6 , 2009||[[The bank of viewing-screens in Mr. Hand's quarters. The central screen shows an empty door with, possibly, signs mounted above it and to one side.]] / Hand: ..set the scanner to watch the other end of the tunnel, and see who, if anyone, emerges. / Hand: And while we are waiting we can.... / Hand: . ....|
|The Mansion of E - Saturday , February 7 , 2009||[[Mr. Hand is seated in his throne. Hector the robot stands to one side.]] / Hand: We'll have to send someone /immediately/ to see if.. / Hand: No. No, I'll speak to the Riddler. kill two.. what is is you kill with stones? Rhetorically? / Hector: Birds, I believe sir. / Hand: Yes. Birds. Ask him if he's...|
|The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 8 , 2009||Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Cully is near the floor. He looks up at Crud.]] / Cully: urg.. Mr. Crud? What.. what happened? / Crud: You were depigmented. I fixed it. And I.. /we/ have to.. I need to show you how to do it. For Chunner. / [[Cully looks down where Chunner is lying out of sight.]] / Cully:...|
|The Mansion of E - Monday , February 9 , 2009||[[A section of Mr. Hand's desk. Along with a goblet and a Roshambo the warrior beetle figurine, there is a bell hanging from a crescent-shaped stand; a wire runs the base down out of sight. The bell rings.]]
|The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 10 , 2009||[[Hector the robot walks down a corridor in Mr. Hand's area. An open archway beyond him shows A large dial marked YES, NO and CHEESE. The dial is hooked via cable to other less-readable dials and a figure seated in a thronee. / [[Pulling back down a cross-corridor which has a row of spikes across its...|
|The Mansion of E - Wednesday , February 11 , 2009||[[A view of the Mansion of E, as seen from the ocean. The Main Tower/God's Cactus looms over the backside of the Temple, the Factor E's smokestacks, and the Ivory Tower with its greenhouse. The rusted remains of a large ship can just be seen over the surrounding wall, which drops sheer to the ocean below....|
|The Mansion of E - Thursday , February 12 , 2009||[[A shot of the "Ivory Tower" section of the Mansion of E. Large branches of the Tree can be seen below. A smokestack from The Factor E pokes into view.]] / [[Zooming closer on a walkway connecting the IT to the main tower of the Mansion. Wind blows to or from the Tree branches.]] / [[The walkway doorway...|
|The Mansion of E - Friday , February 13 , 2009||[[Amos strolls across the open-air walkway which connects the Ivory Tower to the bulk of the Mansion. He is carrying the codebook he used to deactivate the Mugwump alarm on the Mansion's roof. A noticeable breeze is blowing.]] / [[He glances to one side.]] / [[He pauses and looks down at the nearest...|
|The Mansion of E - Saturday , February 14 , 2009||[[Amos on the walkway approaching one of the entrances to the Ivory Tower. He is rooting inside his shirt. A large seabird flaps by overhead.]] / [[Amos produces a key tied to a loop of string.]] / [[He unlocks the door. Above is a mostly faded dedication plaque for the building, installed by its creator...|
|The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 15 , 2009||Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Cully looks up at Crud from his position near the floor.]] / Cully: I don't understand. / Crud: I don't either. But the SubShafts aren't /just/ a.. a place to hide.. people like us. / Crud: And things like Sneech squooshings. Squeezings. / Crud: All the Machines are...|
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