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The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 18 , 2009 [[Int. Pale Camp. We see Nomes Umboz and Vezza.]] / Pale Zpeaker [[Offscreen]]: Hun-ger. Af-firmative. Your tra-velz have been ex-tenzive. / Zpeaker [[Offscreen]]: Zuz-tenanze... Food, and lod-gingz have been pre-pared. / [[Now we see Nome Nitfol.]] / Nitfol: You're not shuffling /me/ off into some- / Zpeaker...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 19 , 2009 [[Int. Pale Camp. We see the Pale Zpeaker, with his hand on a reading stand with a gaslight, pointing out directions to Nome Nitfol.]] / Zpeaker: Pro-ceed through the po-rtal. / Zpeaker: The guar-dianz will al-low you to pazz. / Nitfol: Fine. / Nitfol: Anyone joining me? / [[Now we see Nomes Piu, Umboz,...
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 20 , 2009 [[Int. Pale Camp. Pale Zpeaker is leading Nomes Vezza, Umboz, and Piu. Two Pales watch from the shadows.]] / Zpeaker: Thiz way, pleaze. / Umboz: Speak.. Zpeaker... I should have asked you before but we sorta got... why are you /doing/ this? / [[Zoom in on Zpeaker and Umboz.]] / Zpeaker: Vez-za zquid-coaxer...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 21 , 2009 [[Int. Pale Camp. Pale Zpeaker stands before Nomes Vezza and Umboz.]] / Umboz: The only way I could /possibly/ help you would be with squid-coaxing! And look at this place! You sure don't need 'em /here/! / [[Pan right to show Umboz and Nome Piu.]] / Umboz: So... so what? You want me to move the Tsquids...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , March 22 , 2009 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f. / [[Cully and Crud are near the floor as the electric-letter writers switch off.]] / <> / [[Crud gets up. Cully bends over. The writers rise up out of sight.]] / <> / [[Two music-type horns are pushed into view above. Cully...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 23 , 2009 [[Inside the Pale's Camp.]] / Piu: And so, asking more delicately, the question still is.. what is it that WE have that you want? / Zpeaker: We do not know. It is a puz-zle. / Umboz: *You don't k-* / Piu: Umboz, please. It's this Frowgler person again, isn't it? He.. suggested.. you help us. / Zpeaker:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 24 , 2009 [[Int. Pale Camp. Nomes Umboz and Piu speak with Pale Zpeaker.]] / Umboz: You all want to /die/? / Zpeaker: Neg-ative. I zpeak lit-erally. We Wizh to pazz be-yond the bar-rier which zur-roundz uz all. / [[Thought-outline showing two large mountains, a band of capital-F Fire (ie, magic) cutting across...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 25 , 2009 Narration: A short time later / [[Int. Pale Camp. Nomes Piu, Umboz, and Vezza are present. Pale Zpeaker is waving his hand in a welcoming gesture.]] / Zpeaker: Pre-zenting the zafest place to zleep we can pro-vide. / [[View of a large tree trunk occupying a large chunk of the wall.]] / Umboz [[Offscreen]]:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 26 , 2009 [[Int. A magically-created "hometree" inside the Pale Camp. Nomes Piu, Umboz, and Vezza are just entering. Around the room can be seen two windows, a ladder, a table with a cone, a cube, and a sphere, and a second table with three chairs and some food. Adjacent to the two windows are arrow-shaped signs...
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 27 , 2009 [[Int. A tree inside the Pale Camp. We can see Pale Zpeaker just inside the entrance, and three more pales far behind him lurking at the far end of a corridor. Adjacent to the entrance is an arrow-shaped sign bearing the word "EGRESS" in Manglish.]] / Zpeaker: The at-tempt waz made to dup-licate a Gnom-izh...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 28 , 2009 [[Int. A tree inside the Pale Camp. Nome Piu is speaking with Pale Zpeaker just inside the entrance.]] / Piu: Zpeaker... not another demand, just a last question. All this... do you really talk to other... people all that much? / Zpeaker: Neg-ative. I uz-ually az-zizt in the grow-ing of Tow-er Capz......
The Mansion of E - Sunday , March 29 , 2009 Narration: Some Time Later in SubShaft44f / [[Cully has a pie-tin full of colored bits. Chunner is lying on the ground.]] / Crud: We'll try and.. talk.. more later, but now we need to revive Chunner. The 'Shaft.. needs.. all three of us. / Crud: Sprinkle just a few of the Chromabits over him. / [[Cully does...
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 30 , 2009 [[Int. A tree inside the Pale Camp. Nomes Piu and Vezza are looking at Nome Umboz.]] / Piu: What's this about my deciding whether or not we eat? / Umboz: First off, if they're poisoning us, on purpose or not, you've got the best... only... chance of noticing. / Piu: And second? / Umboz: Well... if we go...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 31 , 2009 [[Int. A tree inside the Pale Camp. Nomes Piu, Umboz, and Vezza are sitting at a table, eating. A Pale is carrying in more food. In the background can be seen a window, with an arrow-shaped sign reading "VISION PORTAL" in Manglish, and a ladder leading downards with an arrow-shaped sign reading "BODILY...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 1 , 2009 [[Int. A tree inside the Pale Camp. Nome Vezza is sitting at a table, pointing at something on a plate. Behind her is an unidentified Pale.]] / Vezza: Hey! I had this once before. This is fish! / Pale: (nod) / Vezza: You eat fish? / Pale: (nod) / [[Vezza looks back towards the Pale.]] / Vezza: You're not...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 2 , 2009 [[Int. A HomeTree inside the Pale Camp. Nome Vezza is sitting at a table, while Nome Umboz stands behind her.]] / Umboz: Get enough to eat, sweetie? / Vezza: <> Yes, Paw. That was great! / [[Cut to see Vezza sitting on a couch.]] / Umboz: Well, then you better lay down for a while. / Vezza: What?...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 3 , 2009 [[Int. A tree inside the Pale Camp. Nomes Piu and Umboz are sitting at a table.]] / Piu: So. Nice as this is, we can't stay here forever. What /are/ we going to ask the Pales for tomorrow? / Umboz: You must have some ideas. / [[Close-up of Piu, making some gesture of frustration with her hand.]] / Piu:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 4 , 2009 [[Int. A Hometree inside the Pale Camp. Nomes Piu and Umboz are sitting at a table.]] / Piu: I guess... there is no simple solution. We're going to have to... keep the Pales in the background. /Build up/ a replacement to Koyeeb. / Umboz: But who? I don't have the brains to be Mayor. You can't be Mayor...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 5 , 2009 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Chunner is lying on the floor. Crud has plugged his ears. Cully is pouring out a pie tin-full of colored globs.]] / Crud: Now you pour the rest of them over him. All at once. / Chunner: ////AAAAIIIIIGGGHH!//// / [[Chunner looks up at them.]] / Chunner: ...What are...
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 6 , 2009 [[Int. A Hometree inside the Pale Camp. Nomes Piu, Nitfol, and Umboz are sitting at a table.]] / Piu: I'm afraid Vezza didn't leave you much. / Nitfol: They fed me. Been a while since I had pondfish. / Umboz: You? Mayor? You can't be mayor! / Nitfol: Why not, Umboz? / Umboz: Well... Because you... you hate...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , April 7 , 2009 [[Int. A Hometree inside the Pale Camp. Nomes Piu, Nitfol, and Umboz are sitting at a table.]] / Umboz: So... you both /and/ the Nexus think this idea is a good one? / Piu: Yes. / Nitfol: Yes. / Nitfol: And yes. / Umboz: ... / Umboz: ... / [[Cut to see Nome Vezza asleep.]] / Vezza: <> / [[Back to...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 8 , 2009 [[Int. A Hometree inside the Pale Camp. Nomes Nitfol and Umboz are present.]] / Umboz: But you're going to need a nice hat. / Nitfol: Indeed. And tailoring is one of those rare areas where the Pales perhaps fall short. / [[Pan left to reveal Nome Piu next to Nitfol.]] / Nitfol: Which brings us to you,...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 9 , 2009 {{Everybody in this comic is [[Offscreen]]} / [[Ext. A Hometree located inside/next to the Pale Camp.]] / Nome: ...You already have a multi-stage plan worked out? / Nome Nitfol: The Nexus and I, in broad stroaks, yes. / [[Zoom out a bit...]] / Nitfol: FOr the first stage, we're going to need some reasly...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 10 , 2009 Narration: Other Place in the Forest / [[Amid some bushes, Snerk the Saur hears something behind him.]] / <> / [[Comshaw sits on the very top of the Ozzy Man Dias.]] / Comshaw: snif? / [[Yasmine Fotheringby's hand is visible as she lies behind the remains of a stone wall. Written on the wall is...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 11 , 2009 [[Next to the remains of a stone wall, in the Forest of E. Yasmine Fotheringby sits up, steadying herself with one hand.]] / Yasmine: ooof / [[She looks around.]] / Yasmine: ? / [[She reaches up and grabs at her face inside her hood.]] / <> / [[She has been wearing some sort of mask, which she...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 12 , 2009 Narration: A Holiday In SubShaft 44f / [[Chunner has been repigmented. Cully puts his pie tin back on his head.]] / Chunner: So, where were we? / <> / [[The chute <> into view above, and <> open.>> / [[A collection of colorful ovals comes out of the chute and <> on Cully's...
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 13 , 2009 [[In the Forest of E. Yasmine recovers from slamming into a wall.]] / Yasmine, thinking: Where am I? ...Who am I? / [[An outline of a young Yasmine walking in the desert in her home Province of Shibolith. / Yasmine: No. Wait. I know that. Yasmine Fortheringby. / Yasmine: I grew up in Kilntown, Joined...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , April 14 , 2009 [[Outline symbolically showing the passing of the things that Yasmine lists below.]] / Yasmine: So.. I met with Arthur, he gave me his report and the "fleebs" and the Doodle.. / [[Outline of Protus the Willygig.]] / Yasmine: I tried to leave, and I met.. the Willygig. / Yasmine: And he.. / [[A white...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 15 , 2009 [[Yasmine Fotheringby is standing next to the remains of a stone wall in the Forest of E. All dialogue is non-verbal.]] / Yasmine: Definitely need to.. scrutinize the terrain.. / [[Her feet are now standing on top of the wall.]] / Yasmine: OK.. The sun is going down over there, that's west.. / [[She...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 16 , 2009 [[Yasmine Fotheringby is in the Forest of E, near the remains of a stone wall. She holds her staff. All of her dialogue is internal.]] / Yasmine: So. I reunite with my idiot horse either by cutting through this / squid and spider-infested forest , while facing into the sun.. / [[She turns the other...
 

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