You're browsing the archives of The Mansion Of E.
You can search these comics too.

show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]

The Mansion of E - Friday , April 17 , 2009 [[Yasmine Fotheringby walks through the Forest of E, and comes across some ruins from the pre-Crash Eetown. Bushes and trees grow among them. A rusty corroded pot sits high on one of the stone walls.]] / Yasmine, thinking: ...It is sad. I will never know what this place was.. or how that Type-2042 pot...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 18 , 2009 [[Yasmine Fotheringby walks through the Forest of E. This section has the remains of numerous stone walls.]] / Yasmine, thinking: I wonder if any Human has even been here since the Cr- / Voice from off-screen: uh? / [[Ahead of her is a small stone hut, which has a roof made out of some sort of large leaves....
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 19 , 2009 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / [[Overhead, the chute closes up its flap.]] / Cully: So.. We need to find those eggs and squish them? Like before? / Crud: Eggs? Those aren't eggs. That one /there/ is a framebreaker seed. / [[The chute <> back out of sight. Green tendrils start growing up from...
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 20 , 2009 [[In the Forest of E, at the front door of a small stone hut. Yasmine's staff pokes at the purple object planted nearby.]] / <> / [[She spits on it, and gets a <> in response.]] / Yasmine, thinking: As I thought. Sneechstuff. A magical barrier pole. / Yasmine, thinking: So. Who are...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, April 21, 2009 [[The Forest of E. Yasmine barges into the small stone hut.]] / Yasmine: Hello? It's me! Barging in! / [[She sees someone's lower half, laying on a crude bed.]] / Yasmine: Hello? / [[She looks down at him.]] / [[It's Mortimer, lying asleep.]] / [[He opens his eyes.]] / Mortimer: Wait a minute.. if...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, April 22, 2009 [[Outside Le Tree. Mowder stands guard with a stick, confronting Shona, Niff and Folla. Behind him, Delphia and Fosic lift rocks into place.]] / Mowder: Greetings, travelers. You now stand at the front gate of Crazy Rhid's Ex-Place.
The Mansion of E - Thursday, April 23, 2009 [[Outside Crazy Rhid's former home; there is a striped line on the wall behind. Shona, Folla and Niff the Gnolls are facing Mowder the Troglodyte, who is holding a large stick. Niff is holding a small broken twig]] / Shona: What are you babbling about, Mowder? / Mowder: Just doing my job, Shona. I'm the...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 24 , 2009 [[Gnolls Folla, Niff, and Shona stand before young trog Mowder]] / Shona: Before all of what is over? / Niff: Look, can Folla and I just go inside? / Mowder: Sure. Go see Catmorlo. I gather she put herself in charge of processing new arrivals. / [[Folla is seen walking past Mowder in the background.]] / Shona:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 25 , 2009 [[Gnoll Shona and young trog Mowder are conversing outside Rhid's former home.]] / Shona: What do you mean, drastic intervention? / Mowder: I THINK about stuff. While I can. Before I "grow up" and my brain melts. / Shona: What does that have to do with- / Mowder: This morning I was angrily wasting time...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 26 , 2009 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / [[A Framebreaker plant is filling the shaft with green tendrils.]] / [[The Gnolls are almost completely obscured.]] / Cully, probably: There's one good thing about Framebreakers.. / Chunner, probably: What's that? / Cully, probably: They give you chance to do all the...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 27 , 2009 [[Gnoll Shona is speaking with young trog Mowder outside Rhid's former Hall. An unnamed gnoll(?) is exiting the Hall behind them.]] / Shona: How will people 'react'? Sensible people will stay where it's safe! / Mowder: Uh huh. Unfortunately, the Brush didn't see fit to supply everyone with equal amounts...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , April 28 , 2009 [[Gnoll Shona and young trog Mowder are speaking outside of Rhid's former Hall. Shona is trying to move past Mowder.]] / Mowder: ..and so, defenders of the established order like yourself might want to start worrying about- / Shona: This is ridiculous. I'm going to talk to Sina. / [[Mowder blocks the...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 29 , 2009 [[Gobule Spot, Young trog Mowder, and Gnoll Shona stand outside Rhid's former Hall.]] / Mowder: Spot! / Spot: ...Yeah? / Mowder: Go see if Sina has anything to say to her littermate. / [[Mowder and Sina stand there waiting, looking at each other]] / Spot: "Go home, Shona." / Mowder: Sound advice, particularly...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 30 , 2009 [[Young trog Mowder and Gnoll Shona are standing outside Rhid's former Hall.]] / [[Shona turns to leave.]] / [[Shona begins to walk away.]] / Mowder: All that said... / Mowder: I am still willing to let you in, under certain conditions... / {{Comic #: 2055}} / {{Characters seen: Young trog Mowder,...
The Mansion of E - Friday , May 1 , 2009 [[Young trog Mowder and Gnoll Shona are outside Rhid's Hall. Shona has been denied entrance and is about to leave.]] / Mowder: Instead of talking to Sina, you go to Catmorlo and ask how you can help. / Mowder: Yes, you'd ultimately be working for your sister. "Littermate". / Mowder: But you KNOW she'd...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , May 2 , 2009 [[Gnoll Sprocket and young trog Mowder are standing outside Rhid's Hall.]] / Sprocket: That wasn't very nice. / Mowder: I suppose, but, as I said, SOME of us must have our intellectual fun while we still can. / Sprocket: Aren't you worried she'll run off and warn Nevus he needs to put a quick end to our...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , May 3 , 2009 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[The entire Shaft has filled up with a Framebreaker plant, thick green vines and purple blooms with a small E at the middle of them.]] / Chunner, probably: I suppose that first-stage Framebreaker blooms are all right.. / Chunner, probably: But i can't say I'm a fan...
The Mansion of E - Monday , May 4 , 2009 [[Near Crazy Rhid's. Shona walks angrily away. Rubble lies on the floor. Graffiti on the wall reads THIS SPACE FOR RENT. Below the words is a small crack in the wall.]] / [[Zooming in on the crack.]] / [[Urwyn the small Wyrm pokes his head into view.]]
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , May 5 , 2009 [[Shallow wyrm Urwyn is worming his way across the floor, past a small object bearing the plain text "FIESTA!"]] / Urwyn: ?!! / <> / Mowder: ahem / Urwyn: ! / {{Comic #: 2060}} / {{Characters seen: Shallow wyrm Urwyn, Young trog Mowder}}
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , May 6 , 2009 [[Young trog Mowder is holding Shallow wyrm Urwyn outside of Rhid Hall]] / Mowder: That's better. Greetings traveller. Welcome to the front gate of Crazy Rhid's Ex-Place. / Mowder: What can we do for you? / Urwyn: I heard earlier.. I heard what's happening here, and I want to help. / Mowder: Indeed? Excellent. / Mowder:...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , May 7 , 2009 [[Gnoll Satyrsong is carrying shallow wyrm Urwyn through Rhid's Hall.]] / Urwyn [[staring at Satyrsong]]: . . . / Satyrsong: I hope you're staring at my hair. / Urwyn: What? No! I... / Urwyn: . . . / [[On the wall, pseudorunes spell "BEWARE THE PEANUT"]] / Urwyn: Don't you mean "I hope you're NOT staring-" / Satyrsong:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , May 8 , 2009 [[Gnoll Satyrsong is carrying shallow wyrm Urwyn into Rhid's place.]] / Urwyn: You want to attract attention to yourself? That doesn't seem like a very-- / Delfa: Satyrsong! / [[Delfa is holding a small turquoise object that bears an uncanny resemblance to the USB Trident logo.]] / Satyrsong: Yes, Delfa? / Delfa:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , May 9 , 2009 [[Int. Rhid's Hall. Gnoll Satyrsong is carrying in shallow wyrm Urwyn and the turquoise USB trident object. Gnoll Timf is carrying a couple of boxes. Gnoll Catmorlo is standing at some sort of podium. Kulma the Mothihaul is handing a purple rope-like object to Helipath Flange. In the background, Maggle...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , May 10 , 2009 [[Subshaft 44f. The scene is entirely obscured by a mass of vines and flowers. At the center of each flower is the letter E. A large doombee bumbles past. A new vine is growing up from the floor.]] / Doombee: Doom / Cully, probably: i suppose you don't like the third stage, either. / [[The new vine bulges...
The Mansion of E - Monday , May 11 , 2009 [[Int. Rhid's Hall. Gnoll Satyrsong is carrying something resembling a turquoise USB Trident and shallow wyrm Urwyn. Gnoll Catmorlo is standing at a greeting counter.]] / Catmorlo: Ah. And what do we- / [[Offscreen]] Timf: Ow! / [[Offscreen]] Gobule: Oh, sorry Timk, didn't see you there. / [[Offscreen]]...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , May 12 , 2009 [[Gnoll Satyrsong and shallow wyrm Urwyn are standing before Gnoll Catmorlo.]] / Catmorlo: I imagine we can find something for you to do, but right now- / [[Offscreen]] Skuy: Miss Catmorlo? / Catmorlo: Yes, Skuy? / Skuy: Sina says we need someone to watch the Elevator, who can 'keep low and be inconspicuous.' / [[Satyrsong...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , May 13 , 2009 [[Int. Rhid's Place. Gnoll Skuy is carrying shallow wyrm Urwyn on her snout. A Jibjib Burd (Steenth) is hovering in the background. Gnoll Krink and a Gobule (Prandia) are helping Helipath Flange with some unknown contraption. Signs on the wall include the following: NO RUNNING GAGS; TOGGLE ALL BIMS;...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , May 14 , 2009 [[Int. Rhid's Hall. Gnoll Skuy is carrying shallow wyrm Urwyn on her snout. He is watching behind them.]] / [[Offscreen]] Deep wyrm Voog: OK, you two both smell each box. If it seems all right, I look inside. If it still seems all right, we sort the contents over there. / [[Offscreen]] <> / Urwyn:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , May 15 , 2009 [[In Crazy Rhid's place. Urwyn is riding on Skuy's nose]] / Voog: Hey, Skuy. Are y- Waaiit a second.. / [[Voog examines Urwyn closely, his eyes changing.]] / [[His eyes change back.]] / Voog: Oh. OK then. Carry on. / Urwyn: Thank you. Skuy? We'd.. we'd better go. / [[They go.]] / Skuy: What in the world..? / Urwyn:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , May 16 , 2009 [[Int. Rhid's Hall. Shallow wyrm Urwyn is sitting on Gnoll Skuy's snout.]] / Urwyn: Not literaly "eat" but... our Relationship with the Deep Wyrms is... all complicated. And we're not encouraged to... / Urwyn: I guess it's like... you Gnolls not talking about those "finaglers" you use. / Skuy: ... / Skuy:...
 

Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100
101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 >>