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The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 16 , 2009 [[Ext. The Elevator. We see Shallow Wyrm Urwyn and his alarm bell, a small glass bowl, as Urwyn prepares to watch The Elevator.]] / [[View of Urwyn's hiding place.]] / [[He pokes his head into view. He is very small.]] / [[View of The Elevator, which is closed and silent.]] / Urwyn [[Thought bubble]]:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , June 17 , 2009 [[Ext. The Elevator. View of Shallow Wyrm Urwyn watching The Elevator from his hiding place]] / [[View of The Elevator, which is closed.]] / [[Ditto. Nothing changes.]] / [[Close-up of Urwyn. The wall next to him bears the Manglish writing 'THE SUSPENSE IS TERRIBLE' at the top and 'I HOPE IT LASTS'...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , June 18 , 2009 [[Ext. The Elevator. Shallow Wyrms Zugo and Urwyn are present. Zugo has a basket strapped to his back.]] / Urwyn: Zugo? What are you doing here? / Zugo: Working. Why're /you/ here? / Urwyn: Now the Circle's got you on /gathering/ duty? When do you find time to sleep? / Zugo: Gotta be done. /Why're you...
The Mansion of E - Friday , June 19 , 2009 [[Ext. The Elevator. Shallow Wyrms Zugo and Urwyn are present; Zugo has basket strapped to his back, from which poke some greenery.]] / Zugo: Who're you- / Urwyn: I don't pretend that lolling around up in the Inner Ring is /bad/, but... I'd give it up, you know. Drop to the Outer with you. If I could. / Zugo:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 20 , 2009 [[Ext. The Elevator. Shallow Wyrms Zugo and Urwyn are present; Zugo has a basket strapped to his back.]] / Urwyn: ...What did you start to ask? / Zugo: Who'reya watching /for?/ / Urwyn: A gnoll named Sina. Like you... she's got too much to do. / Zugo: Shouldn't- / Urwyn: "Get Involved with the Big Folk."...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , June 21 , 2009 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / [[The glowing shapes floating overhead are breaking apart.]] / Cully: Air tube? Lurker fights? / Cully: Is subShaft 45f really that much worse than here? / Chunner: Further down you go, kid, the worse it gets. / Cully: How far.. where's the bottom? /Is/ there a bottom? / Chunner:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , June 22 , 2009 Narration: Meanwhile.. / [[In the entrance of Rhid's former place. A large irregular hole/door has been opened in the wall; it is surrounded by the cracked remains of a frame constructed of various bits and pieces of metal and equipment by Flange. Sina and Skuy observe this, with Grik and Grak the Troglodytes...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 23 , 2009 [[In the front entrance of Rhid's former place. Sina glares at the new passageway that Flange has opened. Skuy watches.]] / Flange: Further, it has long been my belief that when the Humans retreated from the world, they sealed off large areas which we have yet to-- / [[He comes into view.]] / Flange:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , June 24 , 2009 [[In the entry-hall of Rhid's Ex-Place, Sina talks to her fellow Gnoll Catmorlo.]] / Catmorlo: Yes, Sina? / Sina: Flange just opened up a whole new section that needs exploring. If someo- / Othara, from off-screen: HAIL! / [[She is a female Motihaul, wearing spelunking-type gear and carrying a pack.]] / Othara:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday, June 25, 2009 Urwyn: I know you'll also need to tell the Innerest about *me*. Tell them that.. no one will even notice that I'm gone. / Yugo: They'll notice. / Urwyn: I suppose that- / [[The elevator door. It is closed.]] / Urwyn: . . . Sorry. Thought I heard something. Anyway. / Urwyn: I suppse Zym and my fellow.....
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , June 26 , 2009 [[In the entrance hall of Rhid's former place.]] / Sina: All right. Next, we need to- / Sina: /Oh, phizz../ / Skuy: What? What's wrong? / Sina: Skuy! Quick! Go find Urwyn and warn him about Hopobefever! / [[Near the Elevator, Urwyn talks to his fellow Wyrm Yugo.]] / Urwyn: So if the Innerest want me back,...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 27 , 2009 [[The doors to the Elevator have opened, revealing Hopobefevfer the Ghast, standing apparently alone inside the Elevator. Her eyes are now red and yellow.]] / Urwyn, off-panel: Zugo.. you should probably leave now..
The Mansion of E - Sunday , June 28 , 2009 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / Crud: Squirms? Oh, that's no secret. They're related to Wyrms. Only not intelligent. And much bigger. / Crud: They can't leave the Hot Zone at all. / Crud: And I gather it's the.. "Wee-yurms" who insist it is /not/ pronounced "Sqee- yurm". / Cully: Have you ever /seen/.. / Crud:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , June 29 , 2009 [[Inside the MoE Elevator.]] / Operator: Now then.... What have we established? / Hopobefevfer: Sir. Level Three passwords verified. You are my superior officer. Sir. / Operator: And you /are/ ready for your first mission? / Hopobefevfer: Sir. yes sir! / Operator: . . . / Operator: I'm curious. What do...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , June 30 , 2009 [[Hpobfvfr and The Operator are standing in the Elevator. Behind Hpobfvfr is a partially obscured sign, reading: WELCOME TO THE ELEVATOR / OPER ??? 426236 / NO ???ING / NO ??TING / NO ??NING / NO F???INGING / NO HITTING THE / OPERATOR WITH A / FRYING PAN OR / CHOPING HIS TAIL OR / DISOBEYING ORDERS / NO WARRANTIES / EXPRESS...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 1 , 2009 [[At the Elevator. Hopobefevfer hands the Operator the frying pan.]] / Operator: If this is what I think it is, then it was quite careless of Sylvester to leave it behind. / [[The Operator holds the pan by its edge. This produces a very visible reaction on both him and the pan.]] / Operator: Ah yes. / Operator:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 2 , 2009 [[Inside the Elevator, the Operator holds the Cold-Forged Iron frying pan. His hand covered with lines of pain.]] / Operator: Now we must run a preliminary test to see if my theory holds any promise.. / [[He <> at the wall of the Elevator with the pan's handle; the wall warps slightly. The pain-lines...
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 3 , 2009 [[At the Elevator. The Operator's hand radiates pain from holding the iron frying pan.]] / Operator: Let's see what else is available at the market today.. / [[The head of the Troglodyte who Rosemary killed.]] / Operator: A beheaded Trog. / [[The body of one of Guttle's enforcers.]] / Operator: A dead...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 4 , 2009 [[Hopobefevfer is outside the Elevator, looking down at the remains of Hepthbav the Ghast. Her eyes are red and yellow.]] / [[She stares some more.]] / Operator: I gave you an order, Priv- / Operator: Oh. / Operator: He wasn't a friend at all. / [[Hopobefevfer's eyes almost return to normal.]] / Operator:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 5 , 2009 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Two glowing outlines drop back into view from above: a heart and a triangle.]] / Chunner: Strange to think. Groat's just a name to you, isn't he, kid? / Cully: I've.. heard the stories. / [[While the Gnolls think about Groat, the shapes change into the word "INDEPENDENCE+1"]] / [[The...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 6 , 2009 [[At the Elevator, near Rhid's place.]] / Operator: So. Lost loves. Or.. No. You hadn't actually gotten around to the physical merging yet with.. What was his name? / Hopobefevfer: Sir. Hpthbvtw Sir. / Operator: Would it surprise you to hear /I/ had a mate I had grown to be rather fond of? offspring to...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 7 , 2009 [[Spying on the Elevator.]] / Urwyn, thinking: The Ghast is just standing there. Do I sound the alarm, or wait and see what- / Skuy: hst! Urwyn! / [[Skuy has crawled into range.]] / Skuy: (Sina sent me to /warn you/! There might be a /Ghast/ who comes out / of the Elevator and.. what?) / Urwyn: A Ghast...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 8 , 2009 [[At the Elevator, near Rhid's place.]] / Operator: Mission #3. You have met the Humans who have Violated The Perimeter, yes? / [[Hopobefevfer looks behind herself.]] / Hopobefevfer: Sir? / [[The Operator forms a "cartoonish" image of Sylvester and Rosemary.]] / Operator: Tsk. These two. / Hopobefevfer:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 9 , 2009 [[At the Elevator. Hopobefever the Ghast departs on the mission the Operator has given her.]] / Hopobefever: . . . / Operator: . . . / [[From the corner, Urwyn the Wyrm watches all this.]] / Urwyn: . . .
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 10 , 2009 [[The Operator internally monologues inside the Elevator.]] / Operator: So, Rosemary Ripley. you dealt with the Twin Twits by /cheating./ / [[The elevator doors begin to close.]] / Operator: We will try this again, with a competent and formidable opponent who can't be talked to death... / Operator: If...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 11 , 2009 [[Urwyn the small Wyrm looks out at the Elevator. A Smyt stands and waits as a trundlebug approaches.]] / [[Ploot the large Wyrm comes up behind Urwyn. The trundlebug gets closer.]] / [[The Smyt is now standing on the Trundlebug's back, as it walks back the way it came.]] / Urwyn: Are you here for me,...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 12 , 2009 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / Cully: "Shivblade"? / Chunner: The High Schemers /claimed/ that it was one of the knives that Shiv used during the Nome War. / Crud: It was! Shiv gave it to High Schemer Sawheeb on his deathnest! / Chunner: Maybe, maybe not. / Cully: Shiv.. he was Compline and Caytid's...
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 13 , 2009 [[Spying on the Elevator.]] / Urwyn: The Ghast's gone. She.. the females have those head-things, right? / Ploot: "Tufts". Yes. / Urwyn: She picked up a round object off the floor, and gave it to the Opertor. They talked for a while. I couldn't hear.. something about Humans attacking. / Urwyn: Then she...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 14 , 2009 [[Near the Elevator.]] / Urwyn the Wyrm: Umm.. Mr..? / Ploot: Ploot. What is it? / Urwyn: I'm... I'm not /complaining/ or anything, but you're the first Deep Wyrm I've ever met who didn't.. / Urwyn: You know.. / Ploot: No. I don't know. / Urwyn: Scrutinize me. To see if you need to.. "eat" me. / Ploot:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 15 , 2009 [[Near the Elevator.]] / Urwyn the Wyrm: Not Eat? But.. that's what you Deep Wyrms DO! / Ploot the Wyrm: If by that you mean, it's a powerful biological imperative, then yes. / Ploot: Unlike Gobules, perhaps, it doesn't define who we are. / Urwyn: But.. if you /all/ stopped Eating us.. / Ploot: Then the...
 

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