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The Mansion of E - Monday , September 14 , 2009 [[In the enormous entry chamber for the Chasmside Covert Observation station. The armored truck drives across the endless floor. Written on the floor ahead of it are the words STOP HERE.]] / <> / [[The truck stops on the words.]] / <> / [[There are two hatches on the side of the truck's...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 15 , 2009 [[Seen from a distance, "Age" and "Beauty" the Fixits cross a vast mostly-empty space inside the Chasmside Covert Observation Station. They lug the crates they were given. Ahead of them wait Apix and Birux the Fixits.]] / Apix: Ah, it's you two. Right on time. / [[Apix rides an elderly Motihaul, and...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , September 16 , 2009 [[At the vast entrance to the Chasmside Covert Observation Station. "Age" and "Beauty" the Fixits have loaded the crates they brought onto a handcart manned by Birux the Fixit.]] / Age: What's in these things, anyway? / Birux: Pvastkin Triggers. / Age: ... And a Pa-vastkin is..? / Birux: Brand of mass-plugger. / Age:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , September 17 , 2009 [[In the Chasmside Observation Station.]] / "Age" the Fixit: I'm not even going to ask why we didn't just drop off these triggers at the River of Fire. / Apix: They have to.. triggered.. themselves using.. ah... trigger-triggers..? Here in the- / Age: I *said* I wasn't asking! / Age: ..sorry, Apix. Mr....
The Mansion of E - Friday , September 18 , 2009 [[In the Chasmside Covert Observation Station, at Apix the Fixit's work-station.]] / "Age" the Fixit: . . . / Age: Where is everybody? This place is usually swarming... / Apix: With all the disruptions Up Above, I decided to suspend operations for the day. Except for one or two things that simply couldn't...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , September 19 , 2009 [[In the Chasmside Covert Observation Station, at Apix the Fixit's desk in the entrance hall.]] / "Age" the Fixit: I may wander up to the viewing chambers and take a look. Assuming you haven't re-instituted Ubrix's security measures.. / Apix: No, no forms to fill out here. just Behave Yourself. / Age: Yessir. / [[A...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 20 , 2009 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f. / [[The Shaft has filled with a mass of green bubbles, which now start to <>. The last <> is particularly large.]] / [[The bubbles are mostly gone, except for some in Crud's mouth; his eyes are tinged green.]] / Chunner: There you go, Kid. Back to what passes...
The Mansion of E - Monday , September 21 , 2009 [[Inside the Chasmside Covert Observation Station.]] / "Age" the Fixit: Hey.. wait up, partner.. / "Beauty" the Fixit: Yes? / Age: Where are you going? / Beauty: To use the Facilities. Where else would I be going? / Age: Well.. / Age: I stand by what I said about Mechanix, but, you know, if /you/ showed...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 22 , 2009 [[Inside the Chasmside Covert Observation Station. "Age" the Fixit climbs up a long switchback of staircases which feature a semi-transparent railing. At the top is a new level edged with a metal fence which sports a sign reading 2200 WOOHOO. / Various comments are stenciled or written on the wall.]] / {{The...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , September 23 , 2009 [[Inside the Chasmside Covert Observation Station. "Age" the Fixit goes past an unmanned desk on which is sitting a telephone, a box and a pen-stand. The walls are marked with the shapes of removed (presumably) signs. He passes through a door labelled 2200+001.]] / [[He is in a darkened space with bits...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , September 24 , 2009 [[In the Chasmside Covert Observation Station. "Age" the Fixit is watching Peex the Fixit/Eyebolt work his spying device.]] / Age: You really think Plan Y is that far behind schedule? / Peex: We don't think that Plan Y /has/ a schedule. / [[Closeup of Peex's hand manipulating a control.]] / Peex: The number...
The Mansion of E - Friday , September 25 , 2009 [[In the Chasmside Covert Observation Station. Peex the Fixit/Eyebolt is seated at a spy-viewer, with "Age" the Fixit looking over his/their shoulder.]] / Age: "Fortunately"? You're /in favor/ of Project Y? / Peex: Of course we are. The theory is sound. It will let us see anywhere Up Above, anytime... / Peex:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , September 26 , 2009 [[Inside the Chasmside Covert Monitoring Station. Peex the FixitEyebolt works at his snooping device.]] / "Age" the Fixit: And if you're wrong about either Plan Y or your own value and importance? / Peex: We aren't. but if our talent is wasted growing blobwarts.. so be it. / Peex: Is there some specific...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , September 27 , 2009 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f. / [[Crud has very green eyes, following his swallowing some "antibubbles."]] / Chunner: Now, quick, kid. Before the next distraction. What did you want to ask? / Cully: What? Oh. I.. sir, what are we /doing/ here? / Cully: And I don't mean, "hiding out" or "being punished"...
The Mansion of E - Monday , September 28 , 2009 [[In the Chasmside Covert Observation Station, Peex the Fixit/Eyebolt peers into his spying scope and <> with the device's controls.]] / [[The view of the back of his/their eyestalk, blocking most of the viewer's image. It appears to be a Troglodyte.]] / <> / [[A clear view now of the...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , September 29 , 2009 [[Leaving the River of Fire.]] / Rosemary: So how did you notice I was carrying a Poke-Kit? / Sylvester: Oh. Um. Well, that dress of yours doesn't have any pockets.. / Sylvester: And you had to be carrying that fleeb and that picture of you and your aunt somewhere. / Rosemary: Ah. There are non-magical...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , September 30 , 2009 [[Rosemary and Sylvester are leaving the River of Fire.]] / Sylvester: And Eva won the Poke Kit in a Skipjack game in Nye. / Rosemary: Well... yes, actually. She did. How did you- / [[Flashback to pre-Crash card game in Nye]] / Sylvester: I never visited Nye, but like I said, I heard the stories. Read...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 1 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire, towards the Great Chasm.]] / Rosemary: Sylvester.. when you say "library".. you don't mean.. 42 books crammed into a corner of the parlor..? / Sylvester: No. Without exaggeration, the Ivory Tower is one of the finest private libraries in the province. / [[Sylvester...
The Mansion of E - Friday , October 2 , 2009 [[Climbing stairs towards the Great Chasm.]] / Sylvester: Don't tell me you're going to side with those.. /yokels/ in the village. I thought Erewhonians /liked/ books. / Rosemary: OK, first of all, I'm a Mooninite, not one of those toffee-nosed Erewhonians. And second- / [[Outline of Sylvester and Amos...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 3 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire, towards the Great Chasm.]] / Sylvester: So.. what's the true story about Erewhonians...and Mooninites..and books? / Rosemary: With Mooninites, it's simple; most of us are too poor to even buy them. / Rosemary: Erewhon.. like everything else it comes back to the...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 4 , 2009 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Crud, near the floor, still has green eyes from eating antibubbles.]] / Chunner: (this oughta be good..) / Chunner: OK, Crud. Why do the SubShafts act the way they do? / Crud: Huh? No! I remember who Clive is! / Cully: . . . / Chunner: . . . / Crud: He's that Boogieman...
The Mansion of E - Monday , October 5 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire.]] / Rosemary: Have you read Crume's "Clan-Sects of Erewhon"? / Sylvester: ...ouch. That was the one you got stuck with? / Rosemary: What? The information was out of date, but solid. / [[Outline of a younger Rosemary reading a book in a barn with cats and a goat...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , October 6 , 2009 [[Climbing between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm.]] / Rosemary: So I have technically read one book you haven't. / Sylvester: No, you've read at least /two/ books I haven't. / Rosemary: Huh? / Sylvester: Wuttgutt's book. "Cyclopedia of.. Night Critters." / Rosemary: Oh. That. "Night Beasties." / [[Outline...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , October 7 , 2009 [[Climbing between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm.]] / Rosemary: You live on top of all these "beasties", and you never thought to read Wuttgutt? / Sylvester: Never heard of the book before today. ...Although..Wuttgutt.. That name's familar. Have to ask Amos. / [[Outline of Amos angrily emerging...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 8 , 2009 [[Rosemary and Sylvester are climbing away from the River of Fire.]] / Rosemary: Why don't you just /show/ me this Amos? / Sylvester: Eh? Oh. No. The "flow" of magic is different on this side of the River. No visions. Per se. / Rosemary: So what /do/ we get? / Sylvester: Well, first of all, Take a sniff....
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , October 9 , 2009 [[Climbing between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm.]] / Sylvester: Oh, that's right. I read it somewhere. It's too dry west of the Ridgebacks to grow marshberries. You have... sunberries, right? / Rosemary: That's down in Abalone. / [[Map of the western portion of "Mansiionland".]] / Rosemary: Alfibay...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 10 , 2009 [[Climbing the stairs away from the River of Fire.]] / Rosemary: So, smelling marshberries in Audravania should be impossible? / Sylvester: Not this deep underground. Might catch a whiff of caveberries. / Sylvester: (Which, by the way, you should never eat without first running your harvest by Nellie..) / [[A...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 11 , 2009 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / [[Cully is wearing his pie-tin helmet. Crud is down near the floor, his eyes still green from eating antibubbles.]] / [[Three spheres. red, green and yellow fall from above, hitting all three Gnolls on the head. Cully's bounces mostly harmlessly off his helmet.]] / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20091011.html
The Mansion of E - Monday , October 12 , 2009 [[Climbing between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm. It has gotten quite dark.]] / Sylvester: But anyway. After the smell of marshberries, comes the second stage. / Usually about when you reach that landing. / Rosemary: Landing? Is this the area where we need our helmet lights? Because if they still...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , October 13 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire, the stairs are suddenly illuminated.]] / Rosemary: Did you.. turn something on? / Sylvester: No. Evidently the lights were "there all along.." / [[Rosemary looks up; overhead are a series of glowing spirals, floating in midair.]] / Rosemary: Lights? / Sylvester: "..but...
 

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