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The Mansion of E - Wednesday , October 14 , 2009 [[On a landing, heading up the Great Chasm. An advertisement for Uncle Bob's place is in the background. Overhead float mysterious spiral-shaped lights.]] / Sylvester: But anyway. These lights. Whatever they are. Before, you had to sorta careful about- ... / [[He jerks his gaze away.]] / Sylvester: Whoa....
The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 15 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire. Rosemary has been entranced by overhead spiral-lights. Sylvester waves his hand in her face.]] / Sylvester: Rosemary! Hey! / Sylvester: Don't ever look at the lights in this tunnel! / [[Rosemary snaps out of it, raises the Can Opener back into position.]] / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , October 16 , 2009 [[Climbing between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm. Rosemary holds up her Poke Kit.]] / Sylvester: Always heard that Hammerspace made quality products. Poke Kits still work, even after the Crash? / Rosemary: Yes. Doesn't work /as well/, I guess. There's just room "inside" for.. a few small items. / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 17 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire.]] / Rosemary: AARRRGH! / [[Sylvester turns back to her. She is holding her Poke Kit openly in her hand.]] / Sylvester: What? What is it? / Rosemary: The.. the Can-Opener fits inside the Poke-Kit! / [[Rosemary brings the Can Opener back into view.]] / Sylvester: ......
The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 18 , 2009 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Chunner is near the floor. Crud is further down, out of sight.]] / Cully: You actually said, /sir/, that wearing helmets was now mandatory! / Chunner: Did I? Well, something must have distracted me after that. / [[Chunner looks down.]] / Cully: You were d- we were...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , October 19 , 2009 [[Between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm. Rosemary holds up her Poke Kit.]] / Sylvester: Remember how we talked about trickle-points... / Rosemary: And I said I've been on them before. There's a huge one under the SAR. The Poke-Kit never did this! / Sylvester: Uh huh. That's a feature of this one....
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , October 20 , 2009 [[In the Basement, climbing away from the River of Fire. Rosemary is displaying her Hammerspace Poke-Kit]] / Sylvester: The Poke-Kit should continue to function better as long as you stay near the Mansion. / Rosemary: Define "near". / Sylvester: You'll be able to go as far as the village. Beyond that.. / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , October 21 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire.]] / Rosemary: So.. the Mansion is right on top of the Magic-Trickle? / Sylvester: As far as you or I are concerned, yes. / Rosemary: As opposed to.. who? / Sylvester: Relevant Authories [sic] have claimed that the actual center is closer to the Spike. / [[Outline...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 22 , 2009 [[Between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm.]] / Rosemary: So which of the Earls of E built the Spike? It was you, wasn't it? / Sylvester: None of them. Us. Like the Mansion, it was here when we arrived. / Rosemary: So you don't know who built it? / Sylvester: What do you mean, of course we.. Oh. Right....
The Mansion of E - Friday , October 23 , 2009 [[On the stairs between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm. A large sign on the wall warns of stairs and entrancing lights.]] / Rosemary: What does my being a Westerner have to do with anything? / Sylvester: Just, there aren't any Ettin artifacts out there. ..Right? / [[Map of what is now a western...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 24 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire.]] / Rosemary: The Sneeches are "survivors"? Survivors of what? / Sylvester: mm. If a disinterested observer arrived from, oh, the Moon- / Rosemary: Are you being hypothetical here, or are there actually people living- / [[Outline of an Ettin rocketship blasting off...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , October 25 , 2009 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f. / [[With a <>, green spheres fall from above and hit the Gnolls on the head. <> off Cully and Chunner's helmets, and <> off Crud as he lies on the ground.]] / [[The same, except the spheres are purple or pink.]] / [[And then orange. The one...
The Mansion of E - Monday , October 26 , 2009 [[Climbing between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm.]] / Rosemary: Why.. why I have never heard about this before? / Sylvester: I subscribe to the theory that people.. Humans at least.. simply don't like to think about it. / [[Outline of a jet flying across the sky, with the moon and night sky overhead....
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , October 27 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire.]] / Rosemary: I knew Sneeches were dangerous, but.. if they are so all-powerful then why do they skulk around in- / Sylvester: I never said it was /easy/. / [[Outline of mountains being hit with some sort of massive vibrations.]] / Sylvester: The reason, probably,...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , October 28 , 2009 [[Under the spinning lights, Rosemary and Sylvester climb stairs between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm.]] / Sylvester: . . . / Rosemary: . . . / Rosemary: So, basically, we're about to go annoy an entire colony of grumpy bitter xenophobes who could kill not just us, but everyone in the entire...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , October 29 , 2009 [[Rosemary and Sylvester leave the River of Fire, discussing Sneeches. An outline of a Human harvesting a growth from a Sneech-den, with an observer (also Human) taking notes]] / Sylvester: I should say.. we're not walking into a certain death trap here. Down in Wirtvale, there's a whole industry... / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , October 30 , 2009 [[Climbing stairs between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm.]] / Sylvester: We won't reach the Sneech colony just yet, but still.. in case you find yourself there.. without me. / Rosemary: Yes. / Sylvester: So. / Sylvester: Alabastar Sneeches. They are better than some, because they are.. consistent. / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , October 31 , 2009 Rosemary: And what sort of.. treats.. do the Sneeches hand out? / Sylvester: It varies wildly. Philbert got an amusing party trick. / [[Outline of Philbert using his Sneech-device to spell HAPPY HALLOWEEN in light.]] / Sylvester: Audra's.. gift.. whatever it was.. ended up costing her a *hand*. All she's...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , November 1 , 2009 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / [[Every panel, there is a <> and three spheres fall from above, hitting the Gnolls on their heads. The spheres <> off Cully and Chunner's helmets, and <> off Crud, who is lying out of sight on the floor.]] / Cully: I'm going to help him. I see his...
The Mansion of E - Monday , November 2 , 2009 [[Outline of University-graduate Sylvester entering the Mansion's Sneech den with a torch.]] / Rosemary: So.. what, the Earls all spent time hanging out in the Sneech colony? / Sylvester: No. Early on, it became part of the.. anointment ceremony.. for the new Earl-to-be to walk through the colony. Alone. / [[Outline...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 3 , 2009 [[Outline of a Sneech's hand giving a triangular object to a worried Human male.]] / {{It looks like the Triforce from the Zelda series of computer games.}} / Sylvester: There are, of course, guidelines for dealing with Sneech "gifts". First off, you're going to have to take It, whatever It is. / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 4 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire.]] / Sylvester: ..Annnd you don't know what the Quiet Room is. I really need to show you around upstairs one of these days. / Sylvester: Heh. The Spindizzies are going to /love/ you. / Rosemary: . . . / [[Outline of a Human operating a machine-arm which extends...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 5 , 2009 [[Climbing between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm.]] / Rosemary: And where is this Quiet Room? / Sylvester: If I'm not around to show you, go find Amos. Or Nellie. / Rosemary: Not the Scary Lady? / Sylvester: Who? Oh. No. She might react- No. Amos or Nellie. Tell them.. / Sylvester: Heh. Tell them...
The Mansion of E - Friday , November 6 , 2009 [[Climbing stairs between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm.]] / Rosemary: Fine again. I have a Sneech question. If this was "Ettin territory", why do you.. we.. even have a colony of Sneeches here? / Sylvester: sigh. The same reason we have Motihauls and Troglodytes and.. Pales. There's a small Pale...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , November 7 , 2009 [[A map of the portion of the Basement near the Riddle Grotto, with arrows pointing towards various off-panel locations.]] / Rosemary: So.. where was this Ettin zoo located? / Sylvester: Eh? Down here in the Basement, of course. / Sylvester: And no, we didn't get terribly near it today. / [[A map of the...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , November 8 , 2009 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / [[Spheres are falling from above with a <>. A large one has crushed Chunner. Cully is shielding Crud with a pie-tin, when another large one lands where he, Cully, had been standing before.]] / <> / [[Cully drags Crud to one side.]] / <http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20091108.html
The Mansion of E - Monday , November 9 , 2009 [[Outline of a Pale emerging from a broken-open hole, witnessed by a male Motihaul and an Ooze. A Helipath is overhead.]] / Rosemary: But you just said the Pales are out in the forest. / Sylvester: Like all the other species, after the Ettins were gone, they eventually got out of their exhibit. Started...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , November 10 , 2009 [[Outline of some Humans hiking across a possibly-tropical landscape.]] / Rosemary: And I suppose you're going to try and tell me your ancestors broke out of the Human exhibit in the zoo, and took over the Mansion? / Sylvester: Oh no. We came the hard way, like most everyone else. The long generational...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , November 11 , 2009 [[Climbing away from the River of Fire, towards the Great Chasm.]] / Rosemary: Did you learn all this about Ettins and Sneeches at the University? / Sylvester: Yes. The E family scholarship limited me to the "prudent and reasonable" , but if I had had a free choice.. I would have become an archeologist. / [[Outline...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , November 12 , 2009 [[A map of part of southern "Mansionland", with the country of Thekla to the south.]] / Rosemary: So those Shibolithians who always go on about having the oldest settlements in the country are lying? I'm shocked. / Sylvester: Heh. Well. Yes and no. Do you really want to go into details about all this? / Rosemary:...
 

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