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The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 13 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E. A Flutterby flits around the finger which Mortimer holds up.]] / Flutterby: ! / [[It does a sharp turn and ZOOMs away.]] / [[It zooms past Yasmine, who watches it go.]] / Mortimer: Oh.. Miss Fotheringby. I thought you'd left!
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 13 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E. A Flutterby flits around the finger which Mortimer holds up.]] / Flutterby: ! / [[It does a sharp turn and ZOOMs away.]] / [[It zooms past Yasmine, who watches it go.]] / Mortimer: Oh.. Miss Fotheringby. I thought you'd left!
The Mansion of E - Sunday , March 14 , 2010 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / [[A few objects continue to <> off the pod-roofs overhead. A pair of antler-like devices shoot magical power at each other and form words: CIRCUMFERENCE OF MYTH.]] / Crud: But anyhoo. My point, and I do have one.. / Chunner: That's never the problem. / Crud: ...I...
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 15 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Yasmine: You.. can control animals, too. / Mortimer: "Control"!? No! It's just flutterbys. Some flutterbys. They're willing to.. I dunno.. listen to me. / [[Outline of The Amazing Mortimer performing his world-famous flutterby act.]] / Mortimer: (..I /did/ think sometimes about...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 16 , 2010 [[The Forest of E. Agorn the Gnoll is eavesdropping on Mortimer and Yasmine's conversation; he watches as the flutterby which Mortimer has dispatched flies over his head.]] / Yasmine: So.. what did you.. ask..? that flutterby to do? / Mortimer: Well... / [[The flutterby zooms across the forest.]] / [[It...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 17 , 2010 [[The scalpsucker who helped Mortimer sits in the hole in the Forest of E.]] / [[The Flutterby which Mortimer sent comes zooming down, circles around her head.]] / Scalpsucker: !! / [[The Flutterby zooms away. The 'Sucker watches it go, now looking more content.]] / [[She goes to sleep.]] / Scalpsucker:...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday, March 18, 2010 Mortimer: But now I have to.. you don't happen to know anything about Giant Spyders? / Yasmine: ...they normally live in Alfibay with the Haroons. / Mortimer: Well, we have some here. And I have to go deal with one. And no, I can't "control" it. / Yasmine: ...Good luck. / Mortimer: Thank you. / [[Yasmine...
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 19 , 2010 [[In a small hut in the Forest of E. Mortimer picks up the bag of fleebs sitting on a nearby block.]] / [[Back outside. Yasmine Fotheringby is there.]] / Mortimer: Again, you're still here. / Yasmine: Is that a problem? / Mortimer: No! ..it's just.. / Mortimer: by this point, a lot of the people I meet...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , March 20 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Mortimer: I'm not.. I know I give this impression, but I'm not crazy. / Yasmine: No. You are rather strange, but I am in a position to know the difference. / Mortimer: Strange. Yah. my whole ilfe.. these strange /stupid/ things keep happening / [[Outline of Mortimer getting hit...
The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 21, 2010 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f: / Machine: NEITHER FISH NOR FOWL / Crud: It's rather frightening how little we know about the Olden Days. Everyone just *assumes* that Ludwig was a Gnoll, but none of the stories *say* that. / Machine: BUTTING HEADS / Crud: And "Yurp" was a demon, but that doesn't mean...
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 22 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Mortimer: But again, sorry. I'm using you to stall off doing what has to be done. / Yasmine: . . .This may seem irrelevant, but does Sylvester also do what has to be done? / [[Outline of Mortimer and Sylvester being watched by an angry-looking woman carrying a broom.]] / {{This...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 23 , 2010 [[Outline of a pipe-smoking mustached man watching a flutterby.]] / Yasmine: Schmetterling, like you, was interested in flutterbys. / Yasmine: Being VERY brief and simplistic, the point of his book was that just / one of them, flapping its wings, can change the orbit of the World. / [[The Forest of E.]] / Mortimer:...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 24 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Yasmine: My other suggestion. I have heard some things about your family; you have.. an uncle named Frederick, yes? / Mortimer: Great-uncle, yes. / [[Outline of Frederick standing by while Mortimer gets some spheres in the face from a tube.]] / Yasmine: Have you ever.. /explicitly/...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , March 25 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Yasmine: But now, I really do need to go. / Mortimer: What do you mean, "our" advantage? / Yasmine: . . . / Yasmine: Ah. Yes. / [[Outline of Yasmine meeting with Protus the Willygig.]] / Yasmine: Speaking in a non-professional capacity, I have reason to believe I will be back...
The Mansion of E - Friday , March 26 , 2010 [[The Forest of E. Yasmine is leaving.]] / Yasmine: . . . / Yasmine: . . . / Mortimer: Miss.. Yasmine! Wait! / [[She turns back. He holds out the bag he is carrying.]] / Yasmine: I really must go. / Mortimer: Here. / Yasmine: What is this? / Mortimer: It's fifteen fleebs. In a sack. / [[She takes the sack.]] / Yasmine:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday, March 27, 2010 [[Yasmine walks in the forest, putting the sack of fleebs through a belt loop. Graffiti on a broken wall: SHE GOT THE TECHMINE I GOT THE SHAFT and KILROY]] / Yasmine, thinking: Phizzshard! I didn't think to ask him who the mystery swordbunny is! / [[Yasmine turns silently to look behind her.]] / [[Muttering...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , March 28 , 2010 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / Machine: HUMANS ARE OVERGROWN NOMES / Cully: This is just wrong. / Chunner: Look, kid, you just need to accept that Ludwig might not be- / Cully: No, not *that*! / Machine: LUDWIG WAS ONE OF THEM / Cully: That we've forgotten all this already! And there are people who...
The Mansion of E - Monday , March 29 , 2010 [[The Forest of E. From behind the remains of a stone wall, Agorn the Gnoll has covertly watched Yasmine depart. All his dialogue is internal.]] / Agorn: So. / Agorn: Do I follow /her/ n' the fleebs, follow /him/, or go home n' report in? / Agorn: Or run off n' join the Spikefolk. / [[He thinks about...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , March 30 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E. Behind Ig the Saur, Comshaw and Niddle is the remains of a stone wall with the remains of a large sign still attached to it. Graffiti reads BEWARE THE STARFLYER and DAILY DOUBLE.]] / {{The sign once read FICKLEGRUBER, which is/was the name of large coroporation. Also a Roald Dahl...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , March 31 , 2010 [[Walking through the Forest of E. Ig the Saur is carrying Comshaw and Niddle's pack.]] / IgSaur: How can you be so sure you're going to meet a Human? / Comshaw: I'm not sure. But I met two of them earlier today. And so, I know I'm smelling one now. Just barely, but.. / [[Ig sniffs the air.]] / Ig: snif....
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 1 , 2010 [[Walking though the Forest of E.]] / Ig the Saur: I s'pose you know how hard it is to put words to smells, but this is.. sorta.. um.. metal /and/ skin. Wet /and/ burnt? / Comshaw: No fooling? / Comshaw: snif. Yeah. OK. I get that. Up ahead somewhere. / [[IgSaur glances backward.]] / Ig: . . . And I'm...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 2 , 2010 [[Outline of Niddle being taken to the Pit by Thrash and the other Pales.]] / Comshaw: What was that, Niddle? / Niddle: That smell you're talking about. It was /all over/ that.. hill place Thrash took me to. It was- / Niddle: was.. / [[Outline of Niddle being hit by the Fire/magic, his head surrounded...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 3 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E. Ig the Saur is listening to the conversation. Large flowering bushes grow in the background. A stone block has "AMBUSH AHEAD" written on it.]] / Comshaw: I should have asked before, Niddle, but you weren't standing /right/ on top of that hill when the Fire came.. were you? / Niddle:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 4 , 2010 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / [[A pair of antler-like devices shoot magical power at each other and form words: HELLO I MUST BE GOING.]] / Cully: The Nexus has a secret forbidden stash of fleebs? / Crud: And glowgems! / [[The devices stop blasting power with a pair of <>.]] / Chunner:...
The Mansion of E - Monday, April 5, 2010 [[Mortimer is walking through the forest. A flutterby flies by.]] / Mortimer: I have no idea where I'm going. / Frowgler: Ah. The human condition. Nevertheless, perhaps I can help.
The Mansion of E - Tuesday, April 6, 2010 [[In the Mansion of E forest. Mortimer silently stares at Frowgler the Horned Frog, who is sitting on a low tree branch; behind Frowgler is Thrash the Pale, holding his weapon. An umbrella leans against the tree trunk. Behind them all is the remains of a stone wall with the words 'HOOT MON" faintly visible...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 7 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E. Mortimer is looking at Frowgler, who is sitting on a low tree-branch.]] / Mortimer: . . . Frowgler the horned frog. / Frowgler: Hello there. / Mortimer: . . . You're not real. You're a character in a comic strip. / Frowgler: Would it surprise you to learn you're the first person...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 8 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E, Mortimer has met Frowgler and Thrash the Pale.]] / Frowgler: Anyway. If you were wondering, my associate here is Thrash the Pale, who is keeping a vigilant eye on me.. / [[Two other Pales stand nearby.]] / Frowgler: And over there are his two helpers.. whom I shall semi-arbitrarily...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 9 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Mortimer: What camp are you talking about? / Frowgler: Ah. Yes. "The Camp" is what the Pales here in the forest call their / home. / [[Frowgler glances back at Thrash the Pale.]] / Frowgler: It is called that because.. / Frowgler: ..it is considered to be a temporary edifice. More...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 10 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E.]] / Mortimer: I'm looking for a /particular/ Spyder. / Frowgler: Now that could be tricky. Even more so than Pales, they don't have names as such. / Mortimer: No! You're worse than Rufus or Sylvester! I met it.. him.. earlier today in his web. Somewhere near here. I guess. / [[Frowgler...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 11 , 2010 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / Cully: So.. every spring a tunnelrat hops through here? / Chunner: Another new one on me, kid. / Crud: Oh yes. And sometimes he leaves eggs! / Crud: Oh, look! There's one now! / [[Crud bends over.]] / Cully: Tunnelrats give birth to live young, like we do.. don't they? / Chunner:...
 

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