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The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 11 , 2010 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft44f / Cully: You knew my parents, too, Mr. Crud? / Crud: I knew you. I used to see you and your sister when I bought beetles from your parents. / Cully: I.. don't remember that at all. / Crud: Well, you were quite young. You were with their Finagler. Mulct.. wasn't it? / Cully:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 12 , 2010 [[Rosemary and Sylvester confront Villipend and Hamble the Trogs, inside the latter's prison/run-down habitat.]] / Sylvester: We don't know anything about any "Tormenters" / Villipend: Why are you wasting my time with /lies?/ / Hamble: Villipend . . you have to calm down and listen to- / Villipend: /Shut...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 13 , 2010 [[In a run-down and mysterious Troglodyte habitat.]] / Villipend the Trog: Now, I am going to kill you. But it will be /relatively/ quick and painless if you and your Light show me straight to the exit. / Sylvester: We did not build or administer all of this. We were sucked into that tube, just like you....
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 14 , 2010 [[In Villipend and Hamble's Troglodyte habitat. Rosemary dodges a <> from Villipend's claws.]] / [[Villipend <> under a <> from the Can-Opener.]] / [[Sylvester watches.]] / <> / [[As does Hamble.]] / <> / [[Villipend < his leg into Rosemary's stomach.]] / [[Sylvester...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 15 , 2010 [[Sylvester shakes his fist angrily at Villipend.]] / Sylvester: Stop this at once, you gibbering lunatic! / Villipend: ... / Villipend: I'll get around to you eventually. Now go sit in the corner like a good little- / Sylvester: A good little what? Did you forget already that I am your "Tormenter"? / Sylvester:...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 16 , 2010 [[VIllipend dodges the wired needles that were shot from the Confu Flux. They shoot past him.]] / / / [[Sylvester shuts his eyes and clenches his teeth in anticipation.]] / [[The needles hit Hamble's chest and stay there.]] / / [[Hamble reveives a massive electric shock as Villipend...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 17 , 2010 [[Villipend stares blinking at Hamble's body]] / Villipend: Arg. Grah. I am reluctantly impressed. / [[Rosemary has covered her eyes]] / [[backpack falls off Sylvester]] / <> / Villipend: But... Earl-the-Human. Human-the-Earl. I am also annoyed. I was going to kill him...and that was probably...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 18 , 2010 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / Chunner: So, kid, did this sister of yours.. /ease/ you out of the beetle ranch? / Cully: What? No! I never wanted to run the Bar-None. She's the one with all the beetle-melding talent. / Crud: "Beetle-melding"? / Chunner: Uh huh. You wanted to make the world a better...
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 19 , 2010 [[In a mysterious run-down Troglodyte habitat. Villipend the Trog faces Sylvester.]] / Villipend: So... You're telling me Humans are just overgrown Nomes with toys? I find that quite disappointing. / Villipend: I suppose I'm just going to have to- / Villipend: sniff / Villipend: !! / [[He <>...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 20 , 2010 [[Inside Villipend and Hamble's Troglodyte habitat. Villpend is somewhere nearby.]] / Rosemary: Did you see where that phizzer went? / Sylvester: No. I didn't. There's just.. / [[His helmet light shines on a small panel on the wall marked with an E.]] / Sylvester, thinking: Oh. Oh please. Please please. / [[He...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 21 , 2010 [[In a mysterious rundown Troglodyte habitat, Sylvester works at a small control panel on the wall while Rosemary stands guard with the Can-Opener.]] / Sylvester, thinking: Still very hopeful... / Rosemary: Still no sign of Mr Hospitality. Like any good Lurker, Blinky is sniffing us from cover. / [[The...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 22 , 2010 [[Inside the Great Chasmside Troglodyte habitat. Sylvester waits at a door's control panel. On the door is written in Manglish THE BRUSH IS PERFECT BUT THE PAINT RUNS.]] / Computer-type voice: Heretiscan confirmed. 78% likely subject is member of E Family. / <> / [[Sylvester watches as the...
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 23 , 2010 [[Sylvester has opened a door out of Villipend and Hamble's Troglodyte habitat.]] / Rosemary: So where does this lead? / Sylvester: . . . Away from here? / [[Rosemary joins him on the far side of the door.]] / Rosemary: Sounds perfect. / [[Sylvester glares out into the habitat.]] / Sylvester: Villipend,...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 24 , 2010 [[Sylvester and Rosemary's POV of the mysterious Troglodyte habitat on the far side of the Great Chasm. "Blinky" the Lurker watches from nearby.]] / [[Rosemary leans in next to Sylvester as he glares out into the habitat.]] / Rosemary: I would be remiss in my bodyguard duties in not pointing out that...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , July 25 , 2010 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / Cully: Nevus "tainted" himself? With what? / Crud: Oh. Well. Yes. It's all terribly complicated. / Crud: You know how Deep Wyrms eat the Small ones? / Cully: . . . / Chunner: I thought the big ones ate rocks. / Crud: Rocks? No no. It's a sort of organic crystal.. thing....
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , July 26 , 2010 [[Rosemary and Sylvester retreat from Villipend and Hamble's Troglodyte habitat, Rosemary walking backwards with the Can-Opener. There are stairs leading up, and a set of mostly empty shelves. A large sign on the wall reads OFFICIAL E FAMILY EMERGENCY BOLTHOLE 002500 Another fine product of the WOOHOOEY...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , July 27 , 2010 [[Mortimer walks through the Forest of E. The ground is blackened and studded with small craters. A tree trunk lies nearby. Flutterbys flit around. Mortimer thinks to himself throughout.]] / Mortimer: Why are you doing this? / Mortimer: Because I have to know about Nitfol and the Spyder. I have to.. / [[He...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , July 28 , 2010 [[Retreating from the Troglodyte habitat. Rosemary is walking backwards, watching for Villipend.]] / Sylvester: Rosemary, not that I'm complaining, but.. OK. I'm complaining. / Rosemary: Honesty. Good. / [[An outline of Edgar the demon getting clubbed by the Can-Opener.]] / Sylvester: Earlier today, you...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , July 29 , 2010 [[Outline of a young Rosemary practicing sword-fighting with Zeke.]] / Rosemary: So. You have a vague understanding that you don't just pick up a weapon and start fighting with it. / Sylvester: Well, of course, but- / Rosemary: I have been in sword-training off and on for years, starting wtih Zeke... / [[Outline...
The Mansion of E - Friday , July 30 , 2010 [[Retreating from the Trog habitat.]] / Rosemary: The point of all this.. I just picked up the Can-Opener for the / first time today. It's a very good weapon, but i need to /practice/ using it. / Rosemary: Preferably with a real person. Who is also armed with one. / [[Outline of Edgar the Demon not...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , July 31 , 2010 [[Sylvester and Rosemary retreat up a stairway, with Rosemary going backwards.]] / Rosemary: My turn. What was that zarking thing in your backpack? / Sylvester: One of Ludwig's many projects. He called it a confuflux. / Sylvester: The C&E Corp had already claimed "Zapomatic", so he may have literally pulled...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , August 1 , 2010 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / Cully: You... went down in the Hot Zone? Anyone who does that /dies/! Except Wyrms... / Crud: Oh no. Not if you wear.. well.. there are ways. If you're willing to make sacrifices. / Cully: But.. why? / Crud: My bean research, of course. It was always about that. / Cully:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , August 2 , 2010 [[The remains of the tazer-pack/"Confluflux" device lie on the floor of the Troglodyte habitat, trailing wires. Rosemary and Sylvester's dialogue is being spoken elsewhere.]] / Rosemary: That was a protype? Seemed to work pretty well to me. / Sylvester: As I believe I said before, all of Ludwig's inventions...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , August 3 , 2010 [[In the Forest of E. Comshaw, Niddle and Ig the Saur have come to where the dead Spyder's severed head is resting on a crumbling stone block labelled RESTING PLACE. A tree has been knocked down behind them, and the ground is burnt and scorched. Niddle stares on ahead, as the hitchhiking gem flashes...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , August 4 , 2010 [[Retreating from Villipend and Hamble's Troglodyte-habitat. Rosemary is watching behind.]] / Sylvester: Coming up to level ground ahead. / Rosemary: Thanks. / Sylvester: Are you feeling better? ... specifically, I mean? / Rosemary: I still have a headache, but yes. Was it some sort of gas? / [[Stylized...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , August 5 , 2010 [[Outline of Eyebolts working in what is now the SubShafts, while one level down mining Nomes clear out a passageway.]] / Rosemary: subShafts? So is there some main Shaft that's even worse? / Sylvester: No. It's just a jumbled warren. Evidently it was originally where the Ettins kept Eyebolts. / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , August 6 , 2010 [[An outline depicting a highly-inaccurate action-movie-esque vision of the three current inhabitants of subShaft 44f.]] / Rosemary: So the subShafts are just abandoned? / Sylvester: No, there are lots of people living, existing, there. Mostly Gnolls, for some reason. Maybe they /like/ danger, excitement...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , August 7 , 2010 [[Retreating from Villipend's Troglodyte habitat, Rosemary and Sylvester emerge onto a catwalk crossing a vast darkened space filled with enormous spiky pillars. A rickety-looking ladder leads upward. Bit of green cable or wire are draped here and there. Rosemary is looking backwards.]] / Rosemary: What's...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , August 8 , 2010 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / Cully: What did you see in the Hot Zone? / Crud: Well, mostly just- / [[A large cloud of bluish smoke or mist gets <> into the Shaft from one side.]] / [[The cloud fills the shaft, and spins spiral shapes in its mass.]] / Cully: No. This time I refuse to be...
The Mansion of E - Monday , August 9 , 2010 [[Mortimer in the Forest of E.]] / [[Pulling way back, he is standing at the edge of a large still-smoking crater, which is ringed with blackened ground and tree-stumps.]] / [[He sadly waves.]] / Mortimer: I'm sorry, Nitfol. I hope you didn't suffer too much. / Mortimer: Safe journey to the Pole.
 

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