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The Mansion of E - Saturday , January 8 , 2011 [[In Spatchcock's office in Le Tree. Mimsy the Gnoll and Malcolm the Boogieman listen to the conversation.]] / Nevus: Now, of course, comes the part where you claim you have no idea what I'm talking about. / Comshaw: Oh no. I know. / [[Outline of CamoraHax meeting Rosemary and Sylvester outside Le Tree.]] / Comshaw:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , January 9 , 2011 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Crud is alone in the shaft. Some small robots have drug out a device from which has popped a leverl. A large energy-gun has been dragged out as well, and is pointed at a fake cat which descends from above on a jointed lever. Various glowing letters read PULL THE...
The Mansion of E - Monday , January 10 , 2011 [[In Spatchcock the Eyebolt's office in Le Tree. Mimsy the Gnoll and Malcolm the Boogieman are also present.]] / Spatchcock: I resent- / Nevus: Shut up, Spatchcock. I believe both of you. The Nomes were lying. / [[Outline of Comshaw meeting Mortimer in the crater in the Forest.]] / Nevus: So, Comshaw,...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , January 11 , 2011 [[Inside Spatchcock's office in Le Tree. Comshaw walks as Frag the Gnoll and Malcolm the Bogeyman stand nearby.]] / Comshaw: Indeed. The real reason I came here. (Stay calm, Frag..) / Comshaw: I took a calculated risk. / [[Neilguye the Motihaul watches nervously, holding papers in his hand. He has a Fixit...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , January 12 , 2011 [[In Spatchcock the Eyebolt's office in Le Tree. Malcolm the Boogieman tosses a dead Fixit onto Spatchcock's desk.]] / <> / Nevus: ZARK! / Nevus: . . . It was spying. / Comshaw: That would be my assumption. / Nevus: For who? / Comshaw: For God, evidently. / [[Frag the Gnoll and Skradt look down...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , January 13 , 2011 [[In Spatchcock the Eyebolt's office in Le Tree. Comshaw leaves, watched by Spatchcock, Nevus and Mimsy the Gnoll. Malcolm the Boogieman tugs experimentally at his hat.]] / Comshaw: And that's all the information I currently have, so I will be on my way. / Comshaw: Hello, Mimsy. / Mimsy: [waves] / [[Comshaw...
The Mansion of E - Friday , January 14 , 2011 [[Comshaw leaves Le Tree. The Uninteresting Growth is in the foreground.]] / Comshaw: Shouldn't you be with your employer in his hour of need? / Skradt, off-panel: Big agrument started about the.. Nevus.. believing you. Don't need me for that. / Comshaw: Mmmm. / Skradt: Are you gonna go tell Agita and...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , January 15 , 2011 [[Leaving Le Tree.]] / Skradt: So.. what are you gonna do /now/? / Comshaw: What I was headed to do before our paths crossed. / Comshaw: Go to the Council chamber, report about Humans, since that's what they hired me to do. If, as is likely, Widendreem is there, refine my hatspy-bapping technique. / Comshaw:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , January 16 , 2011 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Crud is alone in the shaft. A mechanical cat has descended from above on a jointed lever; it is displaying the glowing word MEOW. Crud is dangling a piece of string.]] / Crud: I met a real cat once. Made ouf of flesh and blood, anyway. This was long before the bean....
The Mansion of E - Monday , January 17 , 2011 [[2011 Secret Santa art from Michael Dellheim of the webcomic Prepare To Die. Shadows of Sylvester, Rosemary and Mortimer are cast across a chamber carved out of stone. A comicstrip lies on the floor of the chamber, its details unreadable.]] / Mortimer: We've been wandering around here for weeks! / Mortimer:...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , January 18 , 2011 Chapter title: CLOSING OUT AN ERA / [[Rosemary, Sylvester and Mortimer are on a platform on top of a Woosher, which is rising up a shaft in the central tower of the Ettinworks. Around them are blocks studded here and there with small spikes. Magic/electricity dances between the spikes. On a platform sits...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , January 19 , 2011 [[In the central tower of the Ettinworks. Mortimer, Sylvester and Rosemary are riding up a shaft on top of a Woosher.]] / Mortimer: Rosemary.. why did you hit Sylvester over the head? / Rosemary; Cuz he told me ya started Moe Wines! / Sylvester: WHAT? / Mortimer: Oh. / [[Outline of Rosemary reacting to...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , January 20 , 2011 [[In the Ettinworks central tower, Rosemary, Sylvester and Mortimer ride up on Woosher.]] / Sylvester: Mining helmets.. wine.. what it is we /do/? For a living? / Mortimer: I was saying to Yasmine, /i/ don't really.. You're the 23rd Earl of E. / [[Outline of Sylvester dressed royally, Mortimer slightly...
The Mansion of E - Friday , January 21 , 2011 [[In the central tower of the Ettinworks. Mortimer, Sylvester and Rosemary are riding on a platform on top of a Woosher, which is rising up a shaft.]] / Mortimer: If we can't get you fixed.. you might have to /abdicate/! / Sylvester: And you'd take over. / Mortimer: No! I /never/ wanted to be Earl! / [[Outline...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , January 22 , 2011 [[In the central tower of the Ettinworks. Mortimer, Sylvester and Rosemary are riding on a platform on top of a Woosher, which is rising up a shaft.]] / Sylvester: ..What does this healer person of yours /charge/ that's so- / Rosemary: There'z Mz Clepe! / [[Rosemary points.]] / Mortimer: What? / Rosemary:...
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , January 23 , 2011 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Crud watches at the mechanical cat goes chasing after an equally-fake mouse.]] / <> / Cat: RAWR / [[The mouse zooms off the panel.]] / Crud: I do hope that Chunner and Cully don't dawdle too terribly much on their outing. If they aren't back when the Upheaval...
The Mansion of E - Monday , January 24 , 2011 [[In the central tower of the Ettinworks. Riding up a shaft on a Woosher.]] / Sylvester: And who exactly is "Miss Clepe"? / Mortimer: We thought Nirvana Clepe was making the signs we're following. / Mortimer: But that wasn't her, Rosemary. I've never seen that woman before. / Rosemary: Oh. Then she'z Mz...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , January 25 , 2011 [[Riding up on a Woosher inside the central tower of the Ettinworks.]] / Sylvester: So.. what.. we spend time together? I'm not.. married to /you/, am I? / Rosemary: Nope! Ya were /sposed/ ta g- / Mortimer: You're not married to anyone, Sylvester. / Sylvester: So why do we keep her around? / Rosemary: I'm...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , January 26 , 2011 [[The central tower of the Ettinworks. Mortimer, Sylvester and Rosemary are on a platform on top of a Woosher, which is rising up a shaft.]] / Mortimer: "Hack N' Slash?" Is your memory coming back? / Sylvester: I.. No. I guess not. That just popped into my head. / [[Outline of a nondescript man working...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , January 27 , 2011 [[Mortimer, Rosemary and Sylvester are riding on top of a "woosher" inside the Ettinworks.]] / Mortimer: Getting back to.. here and now. If.. Ms Teree put up the signs.. She.. maybe knows where this woosher is headed..? / Sylvester: You're asking me? / Rosemary, looking up: Bodyguard alert! / Mortimer:...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , January 28 , 2011 [[In the central tower of the Ettinworks. Mortimer, Sylvester and Rosemary are riding on a platform on top of a Woosher. Above them, the shaft it is using ends in a collection of large glowing spikes.]] / Rosemary: There'z a flat-thingy! We can jumpoff! / Sylvester: Jump?! / [[The Woosher comes to an...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , January 29 , 2011 [[Mortimer, Sylvester and Rosemary are on a new platform in the central tower of the Ettinworks. The woosher they rode up on is behind them. Also on the platform is a spike-topped menhir, with a human sign saying "12. Touch.", and an arrow pointing at the menhir.]] / Mortimer: And now comes the hard part. / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , January 30 , 2011 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Crud is alone in the Shaft. The chute drops into view from above.]] / <> / <> / [[Cully is spit out of the chute, dripping some pink liquid.]] / <> / Cully: AAAAIEE! / <> / Crud: Oh, good! Cully! You've returned! / [[The lid of the chute...
The Mansion of E - Monday , January 31 , 2011 [[On a platform in the central tower of the Ettinworks. Rosemary vigorously waves her hand.]] / Mortimer: Walls? / Rosemary: Well, the block-thingys all 'round us on the way up! / [[The Woosher they had been riding drops back out of view.]] / Sylvester: . . . / Sylvester: What /is/ this place? / Mortimer:...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 1 , 2011 [[An outline of Audra the 17th Earl ordering troops into battle.]] / Sylvester: Barracks? We have an army? / Mortimer: Not anymore. I mean, our great-great-whatever grandmother Audra did. / Mortimer: Now it's just us and empty buildings. And I.. we.. have to decide. / [[An outline of "Ms. Teree" painting...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , February 2 , 2011 [[Rosemary, Sylvester and Mortimer are on one of the levels in the central tower of the Ettinworks. Ahead of them are ramps going up and down, and a Human-installed signpost.]] / Sylvester: So, we go up that ramp? We're underground, aren't we? / Mortimer: We keep following the numbers on the signs.. so.. / [[A...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , February 3 , 2011 [[In the central tower of the Ettinworks. Rosemary waves]] / Mortimer: Scary woman? That sounds like- / Sylvester: She was wearing a hooded robe and a little flat hat. / Mortimer: ..A hat? Then I don't.. yes, Rosemary? / [[Outline of a bearded man telling a story to two enthusiastic children, with Rosemary...
The Mansion of E - Friday , February 4 , 2011 [[Descending a ramp in the central tower of the Ettinworks.]] / Sylvester: Getting back to bodyguards.. if she's mine, then she also has to do what /I/ say! / Rosemary: Bodyguard clarif kation!! Yes n' no! / Mortimer: Um.. Go on, Rosemary. / [[Outline of Sylvester eating a fancy meal, while Rosemary lurks...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , February 5 , 2011 [[Mortimer, Sylvester and Rosemary walk down a ramp in the central tower in the Ettinworks.]] / Mortimer: Do you remember anything else the Scary Professor said about tesser-whatits? Are they the same thing as twist-points? / Sylvester: Twist..? No, I-. Wait. Yes. We.. Humans at least.. can only comprehend...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 6 , 2011 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f. / [[Cully has returned the Shaft via the chute sticking down from above; he is lying out of sight on the floor. Cully's dart comes blasting through the patch welded on the chute's side.]] / <> / Crud: Isn't Chunner with you? We need him back as well. / Cully: Wha?...
 

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