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The Mansion of E - Friday , April 8 , 2011 [[Exiting the Ettinworks. A closeup of a number-pad attached to a door, although the numbers are represented by die-pip arrangements.]] / Mortimer: Fortunately, this door looks pretty standard. No keys at all. Each button there has a number and you put in the right string. 1-2-3-4 or whatever. / Mortimer:...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 9 , 2011 [[Leaving the Ettinworks. Mortimer pushes at the dice-labelled buttons on a wall keypad with the tip of his umbrella.]] / <> / [[The door attached to the keypad <> open.]] / [[Mortimer peers through the resulting crack.]] / [[In the room beyond, a large...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 10 , 2011 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / Chunner: So, at that point I said zark it, and I scarpered. / Crud: That was not terribly chivalrous of you. / Chunner: Oh please. At this point, Strode deserves whatever she gets. / Crud: Leaving her alone with /Callithump/? I'm very disappointed. / Chunner: My soul...
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 11 , 2011 [[Just outside the Ettinworks. Mortimer <> a door shut.]] / Mortimer: /This/ door has to be closed before /that/ one will open. / Sylvester: "Anti-Sneech stick." We own one of those.. another one, I mean. / Rosemary: At the Acade-my, Mr. Scaman-der sez that even the best of 'em don't always work. / [[Mortimer...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , April 12 , 2011 [[Mortimer closes the door on the "Sneechlock" the trio just passed through.]] / Rosemary: BG query: What'z that glowy thing out there in that big room? / Mortimer: If it is what I think, we're in- / Sylvester: What a stroke of luck! In that alcove! / [[The alcove in question. An elevator door, next to...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 13 , 2011 [[Rosemary, Sylvester and Mortimer have left the Ettinworks, and are in a circular chamber. Music is playing. The wall behind them is covered with Human graffiti: SON OF JEFFER. BLAME SOMEONE ELSE. MR FLIP IS (crossed out)COMING(crossed out) ALREADY COME AND GONE. THIS IS. MODERATELY COOL. HAIL KAYLU....
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 14 , 2011 [[At the bottom of a shaft in the Basement. A glowing orb, mounted on a stand, plays a tune.]] / Sylvester: We haven't been here before, have we? / Mortimer: No one's been here in a while.. I think. But there are some others like this thing around the Mansion. This place. / [[A closeup of the orb.]] / Sylvester:...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 15 , 2011 [[Map of a section of the Deep Jungles.]] / Sylvester: Limphopho.. That's a river.. somewhere. / Rosemary: Yeah, down south in the jungles. Saw it in Edwird'z atlas! / [[Music from the elevator-sphere plays in the background.]] / Sylvester: And.. do I know who Franklin is? / Rosemary: Nopey dope.. He waz...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 16 , 2011 [[At the bottom of a shaft in the Basement.]] / Mortimer: Rosemary, you can't sing! / Rosemary: Sure I can! Just not real well! / Mortimer: No. Well, yes. But what I meant.. we don't want to attract attention down here! / Rosemary: Well.. OK.. Mr. Mortimer.. but.. / Mortimer: Yes..? / [[Rosemary scuffs...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 17 , 2011 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Cully recounts what Callithump's machine did to him.]] / Cully: So, obviously, I didn't die. I was.. sent away. / Chunner: That.. lunatic-ette actually managed to /build/ a twistpoint? / Cully: No. It wasn't.. / [[Outline showing the stages of Cully passing through...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 18 , 2011 [[At the bottom of a shaft in the Basement, the three humans are looking at a staircase running up and down. Behind them, the glowing elevator-orb mounted on the stand plays its tune.]] / Sylvester: "/Operation/ Certain Death" isn't the same as saying-- / Mortimer: Yes. We're still going to- / Rosemary,...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , April 19 , 2011 [[An abandoned stairway-landing in the Basement. Mortimer's hand reaches for a glowgem lying on the ground.]] / [[He holds the gem in his hand.]] / [[He looks at his umbrella.]] / [[He puts the gem on the tip of the umbrella.]] / [[The gem stays there and lights up, illuminating the scene. There...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 20 , 2011 [[On a stairway landing in the Basement. Mortimer is returning from checking the next landing down.]] / Sylvester: What'd he /find/ down- / Rosemary: Wow. / Sylvester: What? What's wrong now? / [[Rosemary looks at her hand, as Sylvester turns away, and looks out into the main room beyond.]] / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 21 , 2011 [[On a stairway landing in the Basement. Rosemary has been inadvertently entranced by the glowgem now mounted on Mortimer's umbrella.]] / Sylvester: But I don't.. well.. remember those things being that big... / Mortimer: They aren't, normally. And it's freshly charged. Look at how /bright/ it's shining! / [[Outline...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 22 , 2011 [[On a stairway landing somewhere in the Basement. Mortimer turns away sharply, breaking Rosemary's inadvertent and unnoticed connection with his glowgem/umbrella.]] / Mortimer: So, off we go! / Sylvester: Oh, wait, Rosemary here had something that she wanted t- / [[There is an enormous earth-shaking...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 23 , 2011 Narration: Meanwhile, back out in public.. / [[A sign hanging from the ceiling, equipped with arrows, reads COUNCIL LANDING ZONE. KEEP CLEAR BY ORDER OF THE COUNCIL. The walls are covered with Council notices and recommendations. Mingent the Gobule is eating something/someone left lying on the ground....
The Mansion of E - Sunday , April 24 , 2011 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / Chunner: "System"? What system are you talking about? / Crud: Didn't we discuss this? /The/ System. Everything. The whole world. At least, the.. non-Forest parts. / Crud: Light, and heat and water and fresh air.. they all marvellously [sic] flow in and out. / [[The...
The Mansion of E - Monday , April 25 , 2011 [[At the Council chamber's discharge zone. Twiz the Gobule is lying on the floor, with a bit of Fixit leg in his mouth. Mingent the Gobule looms over him.]] / Mingent: Hey, li'l buddy, whatcha got there? / Twiz: Umm... / Comshaw: It's a new taste treat that's just been discovered. / [[Comshaw and Skradt...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , April 26 , 2011 Narration: One moderately coherent recap later.. / [[At the Council Chamber discharge point.]] / Mingent the Gobule: N' there wuz fire all over th' place, so I skedaddled. / Comshaw: Very sensible. / Mingent: N' so, I dunno what happened next. / Comshaw: I believe Sina got involved, bringing us to you,...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , April 27 , 2011 [[At the Council Chambers discharge point.]] / Snerd the Gnoll: Wait.. Tell Sina you said it sounds like she doesn't.. what? / Skradt, leaving: "...Need to hear anything from him." / [[Snerd thinks about this.]] / Snerd: "Keep the messenger job?!" / Snerd: Not a chance! Having to talk to the zarking /Council!?/...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , April 28 , 2011 [[Outside the official exit to the Council chambers, Snerd is talking to Mingent the Gobule.]] / Snerd: What? Oh. Yeah. We're done here. / Snerd: I'm done. / [[He walks off, past a wall covered wtih bits of graffiti: CRY FOR THE LABORER. KISS YOUR MATE. The moving digit writes, and having writ, movez...
The Mansion of E - Friday , April 29 , 2011 [[Comshaw and Skradt go from the Council chambers to Root Hall.]] / Skradt: What would you do? / Comshaw: Eh? / Skradt: If you /were/ wearin' one of those robes right now. / [[Outline of Preznit the Eyebolt standing opposite Agita, Guttle and Nevus.]] / Comshaw: Well.. the Council is steadily gaining power...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , April 30 , 2011 [[Outline of a Fixit about to be trapped under a glass dome.]] / Comshaw: Yes, ambushes often fail. These Fixits must be good at sneaking around unseen, and they are so fragile that taking one alive could be difficult. / [[Outline of Shona the Gnoll looking at the Fixit now on display under the dome,...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , May 1 , 2011 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f / Crud: Unless.. when you say "Foom", you are referring to the Foomers which we all experienced /here/ a short time ago.. / Crud: In which case.. it's... an entirely different phenomenon. / Cully: um.. no. / Cully: It was.. the first one. / [[Outline of a young Cully...
The Mansion of E - Monday , May 2 , 2011 [[In a graffiti-strewn passageway in the Basement, Comshaw and Skradt have met Schrik, a Jibjib with a Fixit on his head. Schrik is carrying a basket.]] / SchrikFixit: What's /yer/ problem? / Comshaw: OK. Here's the deal. It's the end of an era. By this time tomorrow, you'll either be dead or in hiding. / SchrikFixit:...
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , May 3 , 2011 [[Skradt has caught a falling Jibjib Burd, who low lays in his arms.]] / Comshaw: Admirable sentiment and reflexes, Skrad, but a Jibjib can easily survive a fall from a much greater height. / Skradt: ...He /is/ pretty light.. / Skradt: ..What are we gonna do with him? / Comshaw: sigh. Take him to a healer,...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , May 4 , 2011 [[Comshaw and Skradt have knocked a Fixit off the head of a Jibjib.]] / Schrik: Well, I.. hey! Yer that Comshaw guy!! / Comshaw: Yes. Yes I am. This is my assoiciate Skradt. And you are? / Schrik: ...Schrik. / [[Skradt reaches for the dead Fixit.]] / Schrik: Whadda want with me? / Comshaw: Well, Schrik,...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , May 5 , 2011 [[Comshaw and Schrik the Jibjib discuss the dead Fixit that Skradt holds.]] / Comshaw: These things are dangerous. If you see a live one, stay away. Especially if it's on someone's head. / Schrik: ..OK? / [[The basket Schrik had been carrying sits nearby.]] / Comshaw: Now, how about that intriguing double-latched...
The Mansion of E - Friday , May 6 , 2011 [[In a corridor in the Basement.]] / Schrik the Jibjib: /WAIT!/ / Comshaw: Yes? / Schrik: That thing.. It wuz on /my/ head, wuznt it!? / Comshaw: Yes it was. / Schrik: /Why?!/ / Comshaw: You've heard about "God"? He sent them out to spy on people. / [[Outline of two Fixits communicating while Schrik sleeps...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , May 7 , 2011 [[In the Basement, in front of a graffiti-covered wall. Schrik the Jibjib looks up at Comshaw from the ground.]] / Schrik: Are ya gonna /tell/ Flap bout this!? / Comshaw: I have no plans to dash over to the Chasm to spread the word, no. / [[Outline of one Jibjib telling another about Fixits.]] / Comshaw:...
 

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