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The Mansion of E - Sunday , May 8 , 2011 Narration: Previously, between subShafts / [[Cully, after teleportation, finds himself surrounded by glowing bulbs, with an older female Gnoll wearing a mining helmet, a backpack and an eyepatch.]] / Cully: Um.. hello. / Tuttle: I am Tuttle! Yes, /really/ Tuttle. / Cully: um.. OK. / Tuttle: Hmph. And you...
The Mansion of E - Monday , May 9 , 2011 [[An outline of Crazy Rhid with a blastbulb.]] / Comshaw: Have you heard.. you do know about Rhid, know where he lived? / Schrik: /Crazy Rhid/? I ain't going near h- / Comshaw: I said /lived/ / [[Outline of Rhid stuffed into a garbage can, with Sina standing nearby holding a cakeshroom.]] / Comshaw: Word...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , May 10 , 2011 [[In front of a graffiti-covered wall in the Basement. Schrik the Jibjib looks up at Comshaw from the floor. Comshaw takes the dead Fixit from Skradt.]] / Schrik: Ya.. said sumthing bout a favor? / Comshaw: Indeed. Skradt? / [[Comshaw holds up the Fixit corpse.]] / Comshaw: I want you to deliver this...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , May 11 , 2011 [[In front of a graffiti-covered wall in the Basement. Schrik the Jibjib has the dead Fixit which was previously controlling him.]] / Comshaw: And now- / Schrik: /I'm goin'!/ / Comshaw: Indeed. But I should give you some credentials. / [[Comshaw pats him on the chest.]] / Comshaw: Sina, at least, should...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , May 12 , 2011 [[After a meeting with Schrik the Jibjib.]] / Comshaw: Now then. Where'd my stick get to? / Skradt: It's over there. / [[The stick lying on the floor, in front of a couple of small holes in the wall.]] / Comshaw: Ah.. / [[Comshaw's hand reaches down to pick it up.]] / Comshaw: So it is. / [[They go on.]] / Skradt:...
 
The Mansion of E - Friday , May 13 , 2011 [[On the wall behind Skradt the Trog and Comshaw is graffiti of Jason Vorhees from Friday the 13th, along with the words IF YOU GO INTO THE WOODS TODAY]] / Skradt: Aren't we going to Agita's? / Comshaw: Exactly. "We". To quote your possibly-erstwhile employer, Why are you here, Skradt? Really? / [[Behind...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , May 14 , 2011 [[Behind Skradt and Comshaw is a statue of a Human in stereotypical French garb. The base is marked BLEFUSCO.]] / Skradt; And you.. yeah, I heard what Preznit and.. Widdendreem? said. 'bout people hating you.. but.. / [[Outline of a female Gnoll frantically telling Comshaw about some problem.]] / Skradt:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , May 15 , 2011 [[Cully and his dart have been teleported somewhere behind the scenes of the SubShafts. Tuttle the Gnoll is there.]] / Cully: ...Does /everyone/ down here know my parents? / Tuttle: It's a painfully small world we live in, Cully. But yes, I knew Shangie, before she mated with Cozen, before I.. came here. / Tuttle:...
The Mansion of E - Monday , May 16 , 2011 [[Comshaw and Skradt walk past an alcove which contains the lower half of a statue; the inscription at the statue's base reads THEKLA.]] / {{Thekla is the Human nation just south of "Mansionland."}} / Comshaw: So, you think I'm this big hero and you want to dedicate your remaining span of useful existence...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , May 17 , 2011 [[In the Basement, a crack in the wall, near where Comshaw and Skradt have been working together. The wall is covered with bits of graffiti.]] / [[Zooming closer to the crack. Frowgler is sitting there.]] / Frowgler: The start of a beautiful friendship. / [[He <> away.]] / Frowgler: And speaking...
 
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , May 18 , 2011 [[In the Basement, at a landing in a staircase. Mortimer, Rosemary and Sylvester look up the stairs. Arrow-signs on the wall, pointing up and down respectively read OPERATION CERTAIN DEATH and SLIMEGRUB BREEDPITS.]] / Approaching whatever: RARG! CRASH! SHOVE! / Sylvester: So all we know is, it's big, it's...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , May 19 , 2011 [[In the Basement, at the bottom of a staircase. Something loudly approaches.]] / <> / Mortimer: What.. What do we do? / Rosemary: If you're asking my advice, I would suggest a strategic withdrawal. / [[Mortimer and Sylvester stare at her.]] / <> / Rosemary: No? OK.. / [[Rosemary...
The Mansion of E - Friday , May 20 , 2011 [[Mortimer, Sylvester and Rosemary are at the bottom of a shaft in the Basement, facing a glowing orb mounted on a pole. The orb is producing music. Behind them, something large is coming.]] / <> / Mortimer: OK.OK. Sylvester, you gotta a light, you go first! Put your hand on- / Sylvester: I think...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , May 21 , 2011 [[At the bottom of a levitation-elevator shaft. Mortimer and Sylvester are out of sight above, rapidly rising.]] / Mortimer: Rosemary! Do the same thinngg! / Rosemary: Righty ho. / [[She <> onto the glowing sphere in front of her, and its music cuts off.]] / Rosemary: Top door, please. / [[She...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , May 22 , 2011 Narration: Previously, between SubShafts / [[Cully and Tuttle walk past banks of lights. Cully's dart joins them.]] / Cully: "Both of..?" Oh. / Tuttle: You have a /lot/ of questions. I will tell you what I can, but some answers just aren't safe. / [[Behind them is a tank with various sea-creatures swimming...
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , May 23 , 2011 [[While rising up a levitation-elevator shaft, Rosemary has been grabbed by the ankle by Tand, an enormous snake-like creature. Equally enormous words can be half-seen in the darkness behind them. Below them, the elevator's control-globe plays its tune.]] / [[Rosemary produces the Can Opener from her...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , May 24 , 2011 [[Mortimer and Sylvester are <> up a levitation-elevator shaft. Rosemary has been left behind down below.]] / Sylvester: Certain Death.. it's huge! It's down there with her! / Mortimer: There's nothing we can do until we reach the top of the shaft. / Mortimer: And even then.. I think... we'd just...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , May 25 , 2011 [[Tand the large whatever-she-is has grabbed ahold of the levitating Rosemary's ankle.]] / Tand: YOU TELL THOSE TWO IDIOTS, I SAID TO GET OFF THEIR FRELLING BUTTS AND GET ON WITH THE JOB WE CAME HERE TO DO. / Rosemary: . . . You.. came here with Sylvester and Mortimer from somewhere? / Tand: WHO? NO,...
The Mansion of E - Thursday , May 26 , 2011 [[While using a levitation-elevator, Rosemary has been snagged by the ankle by Tand.]] / Tand: YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE HUMANS WHO USED TO COME AROUND. / Rosemary: No, I'm not. / Tand: YOU'RE NOT LIKE ANY HUMAN (oof) I'VE EVER SAMPLED. / Rosemary: I get that a lot. / Tand: . . . / Rosemary: Now...Tand. I...
The Mansion of E - Friday , May 27 , 2011 [[Mortimer and Sylvester zoom upwards, towards the top of the "glowing orb elevator" shaft.]] / [[They safely land.]] / <> / [[They are on a platform sticking out from the wall.]] / Sylvester: We made it. / Mortimer: Yes. / Sylvester: I.. There's a way to go back down, isn't there? / [[Closeup...
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , May 28 , 2011 [[While using a levitation-elevator, Rosemary has been snagged by the ankle by a now-straining Tand. Rosemary puts the Can Opener back into her Poke Kit. The scene is lit by a torch Tand is carrying in one of her "hands"]] / Rosemary: "Despite"? / Tand: ARE YOU (ack) COMING BACK? HUMANS? YOU SPECIFICALLY? / Rosemary:...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , May 29 , 2011 Narration: Previously between subShafts.. / [[Cully pauses to look at a display that a Human would recognize as being stock-market numbers.]] / Cully: What do these.. I was going to say words, but.. letters and numbers mean? / Tuttle: Sorry, no idea. And unfortunately, their being displayed here means they...
The Mansion of E - Monday , May 30 , 2011 [[Just outside the Ettinworks. Levitating Rosemary has been snagged by the ankle by Tand, who is having trouble holding on.]] / Rosemary: Wait! What is this "job" you were sent to do? By who? What are y- / Tand: THEY URG SENT USHERE AAH TOGROW OG AGARDEN! / [[Tand loses her grip.]] / <> / [[They...
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , May 31 , 2011 [[On a platform at the top of a levitation-elevator shaft.]] / Sylvester: So.. how long do we wait before we- / <> / [[Rosemary has joined Sylvester and Mortimer.]] / Rosemary: Wow. That was.. invigorating. How exactly does this thing work? / Sylvester: . . . / Mortimer: Um.. no one...
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , June 1 , 2011 [[At the top of a levitation-elevator shaft.]] / Mortimer: What was that thing? It didn't hurt you? / Rosemary: I didn't get a chance to ask what she was. Her name is Tand. / Sylvester: "Tand"? / Rosemary: She looked like.. there's another species down here I hadn't even heard about before today.. / [[Outline...
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , June 2 , 2011 [[At the top of a levitation-elevator shaft.]] / Rosemary: Anyhoo, what Tand wanted was for me.. us.. to pass along / a message to "Ahz" and "Skiv" the next time we happen to be talking to them. / Mortimer: Who and who? / [[Outline of Rosemary and Sylvester walking past the Uninteresting Growth in Le...
The Mansion of E - Friday , June 3 , 2011 [[At the top of a shaft in the Basement.]] / Mortimer: Wait.. Sylvester.. You're not back to normal, too? / Sylvester: No. Not yet. Like I said, bits and pieces keep coming, but.. / [[Outline of Lilith cooking in a pot, while Lenore rides a horse.]] / Sylvester: We have two sisters. They're twins. One's...
The Mansion of E - Saturday , June 4 , 2011 [[At the top of a levitation-elevator shaft. Mortimer walks on, as Sylvester stares at Rosemary.]] / Mortimer: But anyway, let's get off this ledge. / Rosemary: Yes. One chasm plummet a day is enough. / [[Rosemary leaves.]] / Mortimer: Actually, there's a safety.. thing.. that should stop... / . . . You...
The Mansion of E - Sunday , June 5 , 2011 Narraton: Previously, between subShafts / [[Cully and Tuttle walk past a collection of circles.]] / Cully: I'm gonna assume that you didn't just come down here on a whim. / Tuttle: Why not? It's more or less why Callithump is here. And Chunner, for that matter. I think. / Tuttle: But, that said, you're...
The Mansion of E - Monday , June 6 , 2011 [[Sylvester, Rosemary and Mortimer walk a corridor in the Basement. There is lots of Human graffiti on the walls. Stairs lead down.]] / Sylvester: It may be surprising, but I actually have a theory.. / Mortimer: Not really. You and Rufus always have theories. (Stairs, but they only go down..) / Sylvester:...
 

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