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The Mansion of E - Wednesday , January 23 , 2008 [[Sylvester, Rosemary and CamoraHax pass by the door of Skibble's place.]] / Camora, thinking: maybe.. just maybe.. if I'm lucky.. / Hax, thinking: Maybe what? / [[The spy-panel in the door slides open, and Cerbis the Gnol's eyes peer out.]] / <> / Camora: sigh. / Cerbis: What? Whadda want? Skibble ain't here! / Camora: Hello, Cerbis. / Hax, thinking: Oh.
The Mansion of E - Thursday , January 24 , 2008 [[Outside Skibble's place. Cerbis the Gnoll is behind the door, looking through a slit.]] / Camora: We don't want anything, Cerbis. / Cerbis: Don't gimme that. Nobody comes over here 'less they want something. / [[Rosemary and Sylvester observe.]] / Camora: *Fine*. I *want* to show these two forest Nomes that aurilnode. / Sylvester: Then we're going to go see the Great Riddler. / [[Cerbis holds forth a coin-shaped object with a string tied around it; Camora eyes it suspiciously.]] / Cerbis: Oh ho! So you're wanting *this*!
The Mansion of E - Friday , January 25 , 2008 [[Outside Skibble's place. Camora eyes the coin-like object Cerbis the Gnoll is displaying.]] / Camora: And what's that supposed to be? / Cerbis: Never talked to the Great Riddler, eh? / Cerbis: The Summoner ain't gonna work 'less you put /this/ in it. / Rosemary: Why does it have a string tied around it? / Cerbis: So you can pull it back outa the Summoner. / [[Sylvester half-smiles.]] / Cerbis: Ain't like we have a whole bucketfull [sic] of these things lyin' around.
The Mansion of E - Saturday , January 26 , 2008 [[Outside Skibble's place. Cerbis the Gnoll looks through the door's spy-slot.]] / Sylvester: I assume that there's a /metaphorical/ string attached to this offer as well? / Cerbis: eh? / Sylvester: You want something in return for our use of the token. / Cerbis: Oh. Course. You'd owe Skibble a /favor./ / Sylvester: Right. Thank you, but for now at least we'll pass. Good day. / Cerbis: Suit yourself. I'm easy. / [[Sylvester moves on.]] / Sylvester: Now, about this aurilnode.. / Camora: "Easy"? Since /when?/ / Cerbis: Heh. "String attached'. Hafta remember that one.
The Mansion of E - Sunday , January 27 , 2008 Narration: Sunday Near SubShaft 44f / [[Cully finds himself facing two female Gnolls, Dandilli, who is near his age, and Dipsoma, who is older. Water drips from a tube into a tub, and a branch of the Tree grows in the background.]] / Cully: What do you want? / Dandilli: Well now, Slick, I think you know the answer to- / [[A small prong drops into view from above.]] / <> / [[The prong shoots out some bolts, producing the glowing words 1600+1 WOO HOO. Difonia the Gnoll peers out from behind the branch. Dandilli touches Cully's snout.]] / Dandilli: Indeed. Woo hoo.
 
The Mansion of E - Monday , January 28 , 2008 [[At the Aurilnode outside Skibble's place.]] / Camora: How these work- / Sylvester: No, actually, let me guess. / [[A closeup of the Aurilnode's control panel.]] / Sylvester: Each of these things has a.. name or code or something.. ah, yes. I see it there. / Sylvester: And you enter that code with these buttons... knobs.. whatever.. / [[Closeup of the 'Nodes earpiece sitting on its holder.]] / Sylvester: The target 'node makes a noise.. / Sylvester: ..and you talk and listen to the person who answers using these things...? / Camora: . . . / Camora: ..right.
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , January 29 , 2008 [[Outside Skibble's place.]] / Rosemary: How did you know all that? / Sylvester: sigh. Rosemary, up top, before the Crash, we didn't just have Sparkwires. We had aurilnodes. / [[An outline of Sylvester's unmanned desk.]] / Sylvester: Or the same idea. They were made out of metal, and called 'telephones'. / Sylvester: There's one still sitting on the e- my desk. Just doesn't work anymore. / Camora: Before the /what/?
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , January 30 , 2008 [[Outside Skibble's Place.]] / Sylvester: "Before the Crash." You said something earlier, stories about everybody / using magic? / Camora: Yyyes? / [[Outline of a tower on a hill poking its tips into a wide rainbow-ribbon of magic, and beaming out waves from its side.]] / Sylvester: They're based on truth. Magic used to flow through the world in torrents, not the Trickles we have today. / Sylvester: And those torrents, those 'Waylines', could be tapped. / [[Outline of a witch blasting a non-witch who is repelling the attack with a small hand-held "shield".]] / Sylvester: Not everybody could directly use the resulting power.. / Sylvester: But many could, and there were tools for the rest..
The Mansion of E - Thursday , January 31 , 2008 [[Outline of a magic rebroadcasting station being destroyed in the Crash.]] / Camora: Even supposing I believe /any/ of this, what does it have to do with- / Sylvester: One day.. without warning.. a huge extra blast of magic ..well. Crashed.. through the system. Through the world. / [[Outline of a non-Witch, holding up her damaged hand where her magical device blew up, and looking at the remains of a witch on the ground.]] / Sylvester: Most of those magic-powered tools, they died, or blew up. Or both. And the real magic-users.. most of them did the same. / Sylvester: And afterwards.. the Laylines collapsed down to almost nothing. / Sylvester: Almost. There's still /some/ magic here and there. Robots. A few tools. / Sylvester: The River of Fire.
The Mansion of E - Friday , February 1 , 2008 [[Near Skibble's place.]] / Camora: What /about/ the River of Fire? / Sylvester: Eh? Oh. Let me put it this way. To both of you. / Sylvester: This Altholen fellow. He was a Gnoll, like you? / Camora: Biologically? Yes. / Sylvester: Whatever his mental status... in broadest terms, what he was evidently attempting.. wasn't crazy. / Rosemary: Then why did you say you were so worried about that story? / Sylvester: There is no way he could have failed so /spectacularly/ without.. help. / Sylvester: And now these aurilnodes.. that just makes it all worse.
 
The Mansion of E - Saturday , February 2 , 2008 [[Outside Skibble's place. Rosemary points at the GBOL overhead.]] / Rosemary: Why are aurilwhatzits any worse than those GBOL things? / Sylvester: GBOLs are simply bioluminescents feeding off a nutrient source provided by the Tree. Yes, setting the system up was /clever/.. / [[Sylvester indicates the nearby aurilnode.]] / Sylvester: But this! Taking sound, changing it into electricity or Brush-knows-what, passing it through vines.. / Sylvester: It's a whole higher /order/ of creation! / Sylvester: It's something that you'd only find in a /Sneech den/. / Camora: Sneech?! Auril wasn't a /Sneech/! He got the statue and everything!
The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 3 , 2008 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f. / [[The Shaft is black. Only Chunner and Crud's eyes can be seen.]] / <> / <> / [[The lights turn back on. Clive the Boogieman is standing next to the two Gnolls. He wears gray rags and has a rope for a belt.]] / <> / Chunner: Whadda know. Those idiots in 42c actually came through. / Crud: Oh! We /did/ get a new new [sic] guy!
The Mansion of E - Monday , February 4 , 2008 [[In the Basement, outside Skibble's Place. Rosemary listens to the conversation.]] / Sylvester: So Auril's dead? / Camora: Yes. He died right around when I was born. / Sylvester: Was he another Gnoll? / Camora: No, a Helipath. / Sylvester: Did he have any contact with Sneeches? / Camora: Of course he never visited the Sneeches! / Sylvester: Not "visit". You claim Altholen used Sneech "squeezings".How about Auril? / Camora: Absolutely not! Auril was brilliant! And /sane!/ / Sylvester: Uh /huh/. / [[An outline of Sylvester at the University, watching as a bearded professor tosses something into a large smoking pot hanging over a fire.]] / Camora: What's that supposed to mean? / Sylvester: It's been my experience that the more brilliance you pour in, the less and less room there is for conventional "sanity".
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 5 , 2008 [[Outside Skibble's place.]] / Rosemary: Smart people are crazy? You're sorta punching yourself in the face there. / Sylvester: No. Or, yes, I am highly intelligent. But what we speak here of here is /genius/. / [[Outline of Rufus getting splashed after he pries open some kind of pipe-cover.]] / Sylvester: My youngest brother Rufus, he flirts with it. And he flirts every day with the danger of.. well, getting punched in the face. / Sylvester: Both by the people around him, and by reality as a whole..
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , February 6 , 2008 [[Outside Skibble's place.]] / Sylvester: My point is.. both of you. Who do /you/ know, whom you'd say is the smartest, the most talented and... visionary? / Camora: . . . Telic, I guess. / Rosemary: Edwird. / Sylvester: OK. And, total honesty here, would you call this person "normal"? / Rosemary: In the winter, he'd take a hatchet out to the pond and go "ice swimming" to "improve his circulation." / Camora: He operates on himself. / Sylvester: So. Auril was a genius. And at some point in creating those nodes, he used material or knowledge from Sneeches. / Sylvester: Which makes me want to get out of here all the more. We're off to see the Riddler. / Camora, thinking: ''Get out of here''?
 
The Mansion of E - Thursday , February 7 , 2008 [[Rosemary, Sylvester and CamoraHax are leaving the Gibber and headed towards the Riddle Grotto. Camora start to speak to Rosemary.]] / Camora: --! / Hax, thinking: WAIT! / [[The rest of this conversation is conducted mentally.]] / Camora: /What?/ / Hax: You're going to ask what he meant by "get out of here". / Camora: Of course I am! If all this time they've just been trying to get back to the /forest../ / Camora: ..I can take them to the Council's fratzing tunnel and be done with it! / Hax: You need to consider this very carefully...
The Mansion of E - Friday , February 8 , 2008 [[Heading towards the Riddle Grotto. Following Sylvester and Rosemary, Camora and Hax talk subvocally.]] / Hax: Even if these two do just want to leave the Basement, and don't know about the forest tunnel.. / Camora: I don't- / Hax: You've seen how dangerous they are. Do you want to give them an easy way to get back down here? / [[An outline of CamoraHax looking at a stylized vision of what lies ahead.]] / Hax: And if they are trying to get past the Riddle Grotto, what's beyond it? Danger upon danger. / Hax: Which is what we were aiming for when we entered into this partnership, yes? / Hax: And you're curious. You've never seen the "Great Riddler", and you might never get another relatively safe chance. / Camora: ... Fine. I don't know why I'm listening to you, but we'll wait. For a while.
The Mansion of E - Saturday , February 9 , 2008 [[Heading for the Riddle Grotto.]] / Rosemary: So.. how many "littermates" /do/ you have? You, Mortimer, "Lenore", "Rufus"... / Sylvester: At last count there are six of us. / Rosemary: - - - / Sylvester: No need to ask about /you/. You're an only child if I ever met one. / Rosemary: My folks got pregnant with me on their honeymoon. They died / when I was six months old. / [[Outline of a young Rosemary and her Aunt Eva visiting her parents' grave markers. Rosemary is more interested in a flutterby.]] / Sylvester: ..I'm sorry. / Rosemary: shrug. I wish I could have met them. But I didn't, and I had a /great/ time growing up with Aunt Eva and Zeke. / Rosemary: What I really envy.. someone like you.. is those five brothers and sisters..
The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 10 , 2008 Narration: Sundays in SubShaft 44f / [[Clive the Boogieman has appeared in the Shaft, joining Chunner and Crud; they and the entire shaft are stained purple.]] / Chunner: Crud, this is not a new guy. This is Clive. You've met him before. / Chunner: Several times. / Chunner: He in fact comes here every 4.2 days. / Crud: Welcome to SubShaft 44f! / [[Clive waves.]]
The Mansion of E - Monday , February 11 , 2008 [[In the Basement, leaving Skibble's Place.]] / Rosemary: And I suppose /you'd/ prefer to be an only child? / Sylvester: What? Zark no! Growing up here alone? That would have been awful! / [[An outline of a young Lenore and Sylvester eying each other in the family classroom.]] / Rosemary: Even with Lenore the money-grubbing weasel? / Sylvester: Even Lenore. Challenge. Motivation. She offered far better training for the University than our poor old tutor did. / Sylvester: And even beyond that... you might never be in a position to truly understand this.. / Sylvester: I don't like Lenore, and I will only trust her in all the wrong ways. / Sylvester: But she is my sister, and I love her.
 
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 12 , 2008 [[En route to the Riddle Grotto.]] / Rosemary:You love your evil sister, and hate things about your not-evil brothers? / Sylvester: I said you wouldn't understand. / [[Rosemary looks back at Camora.]] / Rosemary: Do /you/ understand that? / Camora: No. My littermate is a worthless phizzer whose sole redeeming characteristic is that I never ever see him anymore.
The Mansion of E - Wednesday , February 13 , 2008 [[En route to the Riddle Grotto.]] / Rosemary: So.. / Rosemary: What's the story with this Skibble person anyway? / Camora: Where to begin? / [[They and Sylvester walk out of view. Whisp the Troglodyte pokes her head into the panel from behind. Camora's voice fades away.]] / Camora: I guess you could say he got his real start as a gemhunter, but even before that he made a name for himself in the Games, when he won the / Stacking Cup off of old Jengo. Total upset, and everybody was really surprised..
The Mansion of E - Thursday , February 14 , 2008 Narration: On The Way To A Drop-Point / [[Sprocket and Flange walk through the Basement. Smoke float past. Fighting noises can be heard throughout.]] / Sprocket: Looks and sounds like we might be getting some more work the next few days... / Flange: Regrettably, it would appear so. / Sprocket: sniff. I smell Sina. She must be around somewhere. / Flange: I shall have to take your word for that. / [[Sprocket walks in silence.]] / Sprocket: . . . / Sprocket: I wonder if she's.. all right. / Flange: Again, regrettably, I cannot help you there.
The Mansion of E - Friday , February 15 , 2008 [[Somewhere down in the Basement]] / Narration: Shona. / Shona, thinking: Thank the Brush. We all made it back alive, Comshaw didn't get / to stick his snout into things, and Mr Nevus was obviously interested in my report on the Frog-Demon and all those tall Nomes.. / Someone off-panel: !!? / <> / [[Shona shields herself as bits of rubble fall around her.]] / Someone: GRRAA! / Shona: ...go find my idiot littermate and yank her out of whatever trouble / she's gotten herself into this time..
The Mansion of E - Saturday , February 16 , 2008 Narration: Nevus / [[Nevus rides in Mimsy the Gnoll's hair, as Frag and Blem the Gnoll fight off attackers. Two Gobules fight in the background. Smoke floats everywhere.]] / Nevus: I can't help but notice, Frag, that we have not yet reached Crescent Hall, / much less my office.. / Frag: Sorry sir! Workin' on it, sir! Keep yer head outta sight, sir!
 
The Mansion of E - Sunday , February 17 , 2008 Narration: Sundays In SubShaft 44f. / [[Clive the Boogieman has joined Chunner and Crud in the shaft.]] / Chunner: So, Clive, what is it this time? / Crud: Oh dear.. I sense something.. it's as if some sinister outside contagion is altering the standard nature of reality! / {{Created when the strip-creator was sick, and so cut short from the usual three-panels-on-Sunday format.}}
The Mansion of E - Monday , February 18 , 2008 [[Somewhere in the Basement, near Root Hall. As she meets Agita, Flibbergib the Eyebolt rides in a sort of saddle/basket on the head of an unnamed Gobule. Behind them is a graffiti-defaced wall marked with the stenciled warning DO NOT DEFACE WALL WITH GRAFFITI.]] / Flibbergib: Miss Agita! Thank the Brush you're all right! ..You are..? / Agita: Yes, Flibbergib, I'm fine. / Fibbergib: Was your trip successful? / Agita: That would depend on your point of view. What are /you/ doing upRooted? / Fibbergib: Mr. Foolscap sent us out to /warn/ you! It's been awful! Fighting everywhere, and those horrible /Weirders/ in the Skritchpods are- / Agita: Yes yes. A memorable day, and it is not yet over. We must both Root ourselves at once. We have reports to await, implications to mull.. / Agita: Mouths to sterilize. / Fibbergib: um.. all right..
The Mansion of E - Tuesday , February 19 , 2008 [[Skoil the Gnoll lies trampled in the passageway to the Forest. Giuttle and Capper the Gobules are marching down the corridor.]] / Skoil: uhh.. / <> / [[Skoil has been further trampled.]] / [[Capper comes back into the shot.]] / Capper: Mr Guttle sez yer services are no longer required.
The Mansion of E - Wednesday, February 20, 2008 [[A still-smoldering Rhid is being chased by Kronk. On the wall behind Rhid, along with an arrow, is written in Manglish: GREAT CHASM DONT FALL IN]] / Rhid, thinking: desperate times.. which desperate measure?
The Mansion of E - Thursday , February 21 , 2008 [[SuperRock is climbing the side of an enormous stalactite.]] / Narration: Deep In The Hot Zone / <> / [[POV pulls back, showing how far SuperRock still has to climb.]] / SuperRock, thinking: World's a lot further away than I thought...
 

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