You're browsing the archives of Night Fugues.
You can search these comics too.
show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]
| Night Fugues: And you can't have the Doritos, for the same reason | Cole {{offpanel}}: No.
/ Daisy: Woof!
/ Cole: You can't have this cheese.
/ Daisy: rrrrr... Woof!
/ Cole: No, really, baby. It's nacho cheese. http://kirabug.com/20070609/and-you-cant-have-the-doritos-for-the-same-reason/#comment-597 |
| Sketchy Theater: Testing The Lines | [[A bald white delivery man is standing in a field. A large 18-wheeler with a cable that fills the back of the trailer is behind him. The massive cable snakes past the truck and over the hills.]]
/ Delivery Man: Now, look, lady, I don't care what you thought you were getting when your school ordered a... http://kirabug.com/20041214/testing-the-lines/ |
| Night Fugues, Sketchy Theater: I'm telling you, that mutt's crazy | [[The Porch. A small Jack Russel Terrier is staring intently at the crack where the brick wall and the cement porch meet. All other characters are offscreen.]]
/ Cole: Did you see what your crazy dog is doing?
/ Lila: Why is she suddenly my dog?
/ Cole: In my family, standing in a corner is punishment.... http://kirabug.com/20041219/im-telling-you-that-mutts-crazy/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: Psychic Spam? | [[In the background, the text of a piece of email spam with the smiling face of a would-be psychic.]]
/ Spam: I was awarded $500,000.00....
/ Narrator: So I get mail from a company, where in exchange for reading advertisements, I get "points" which I can then "spend" for cool stuff. Today I got:
/ Spam:... http://kirabug.com/20041220/psychic-spam/ |
| Sketchy Theater: Makes no sense if you don't listen to the Stones, and little more if you do. | [[A stage. A red curtain hangs in the background. A bull steer stands on his hind legs. wearing blue jeans, a white teeshirt, and a cow-spotted leather jacket. He holds a microphone.]]
/ Bull (singing): I'll never be your beast of burden. My back is strong, but it's a hurtin.... http://kirabug.com/20041221/makes-no-sense-if-you-dont-listen-to-the-stones-and-little-more-if-you-do/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: Blurring the lines between journalism and fiction | [[Screenshot of America Online Welcome page from December 30, 2004.]]
/ Narrator: Idiot headlines from AOL.
/ Headline in the AOL newsbox: Tsunami alarm causes panic.
/ Next Headline: With more than 114,000 dead, no one's taking any chances.
/ Next Headline: Laser aimed at jet's cockpit.
/ Narrator: These... http://kirabug.com/20041230/blurring-the-lines-between-journalism-and-fiction/ |
| Sketchy Theater: Come and get it! | [[Scary looking poorly drawn woman (me) standing in an alcove. Behind her are dog food and water dishes, and a dog.]]
/ note: based on an embarassingly true story.
/ Me: JessieDog, dinner! / [[Same scene as first except I'm facing another direction and JessieDog is chowing down behind me.]]
/ Me: Where... http://kirabug.com/20050101/come-and-get-it/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: I guess they're still testing the emotion chips, then. | [[AOL Welcome Page news box.]]
/ Headline 1: secluded crater with mars view.
/ Headline 2: rover snaps amazing picture of its protective landing shell.
/ Headline 3: sobs on stand at martha trial.
/ Narrator: AOL like to stack their headlines. It can get pretty funny. Personally, I had no idea that the... http://kirabug.com/20050108/i-guess-theyre-still-testing-the-emotion-chips-then/ |
| Night Fugues: The Cow Conundrum: Epilogue | [[The entertainment center. A pyramid of stuffed cow dog toys is on the top.]] / [[Zoom in on the pyramid of cow dog toys. There must be at least a half a dozen.]] / [[Same scene. Lila and Cole are standing in front of the entertainment center.]] Lila: Well? Cole: I stocked up. http://kirabug.com/20060211/the-cow-conundrum-epilogue/ |
| Night Fugues, Sketchy Theater: Bonus comic: Jay Wants to Wear Jeans Friday. | [[Cole and Lila standing together]] Cole: You did WHAT for my brother?
/ Lila: He asked me to write him a note, so I did. I'm sure it'll be fine. / [[Jay's boss is sitting at his desk holding a note.]]Jay's Boss: What the....?
/ Jay! You want to come in and explain this? / Note: Dear Jay's Boss,
/ ... http://kirabug.com/20060511/bonus-comic-jay-wants-to-wear-jeans-friday/ |
| Sketchy Theater: Been doing this half my life | How to use your local nuclear power plant as a weather rock. / If the towers are framed by a blue sky, the weather is sunny. / If you can't tell the towers from the sky, the weather is cloudy. / If your view of the towers is blocked by clouds, it's foggy.
/ (If it's not fog, it's a hurricane. Check... http://kirabug.com/20060708/been-doing-this-half-my-life/ |
| Night Fugues: That's it, let it all out... | Doctor on speakerphone: So you'll meet with Dr. Larin next week to schedule your surgery. I want to see you for some further tests at the same time.
/ Doctor on speakerphone: You'll need to see your doctor at the CF clinic as well. Any questions? / Cole: Just one. Is this a good time for my wife to... http://kirabug.com/20061017/thats-it-let-it-all-out/ |
| Night Fugues, Idiocy on the Internet: Wait, we hate who now? | Safari browser window: News Headline: The world is furious at Australia
/ Marin [thought]: Wait, am I furious at Australia?
/ Marin [thought]: Let's see.... I'm furous at my heating repair company, my dumbass supervisor, the idiots who raised my minimum credit card payments, people who think their cars... http://kirabug.com/20061114/wait-we-hate-who-now/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: Just how normal can someone in Florida be, anyway? | Headline: Normal man died of natural causes in Florida
/ Dialogue balloon: Apparently in Florida, a normal person dying of natural causes is so unusual it qualifies as news.
/ Dialogue balloon: Can't say I'm surprised.
/ Byline: By Pantagraph staff
/ Article: DAYTON, Ohio -- A residen[obscured by dialogue... http://kirabug.com/20070814/just-how-normal-can-someone-in-florida-be-anyway/ |
| Night Fugues: It's all about the timing... | [[Two individuals are sitting in a waiting room. There is a clock showing it is about 12:20. There is also a plant in the room.]]
/ Lila Cully Dialogue: If we don't get some lunch soon you won't make your 1:00 with Dr. Larin. / Cole Cully Dialogue: Crap. I guess I'll have to reschedule here. Well,... http://kirabug.com/20070821/its-all-about-the-timing/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: Title! | [[Background is a screenshot of the Ruby Tuesday's website. The website labels the submenu. Another screenshot of the website overlaps the one showing submenu. The overlapping shot labels the lemon shown in the picture, the menu choices, the "big-ass white space," a section header, and other obvious... http://kirabug.com/20070824/title/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: Competition Breeds Stupid Headlines | [[The background is a My Yahoo! news page screenshot. It show a Reuters Top Stories headline that states, "De-icing system examined in bridge collapse," while the AP: US New headline states, "Pigeon dung examined in bridge collapse."]]
/ Female Dialogue: Okay, see, pick one lie to tell me at a time,... http://kirabug.com/20070826/competition-breeds-stupid-headlines/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: Keep your silly maps. | [[Background is a screenshot of a Google Images results page. Three pictures are shown with their captions. The captions run together as if to be read as a single sentence that says "Our sisters were all annoyed with... Iraqi women wounded in the neck by... Navajo Woman in traditional dress.."]]
/ Dialogue:... http://kirabug.com/20070828/keep-your-silly-maps/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: Really, AOL, you're making this too easy. | [[Background is a screenshot of an AOL news page. One headline reads, "Gonzales Call It Quits: Bush Backed Attorney General. Why is He Resigning Now? -Hulk Hogan's Son Injured."]]
/ Hulk Hogan: I didn't even know he was a fan. http://kirabug.com/20070904/really-aol-youre-making-this-too-easy/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: Somehow they just can't keep the mailboxes straight. | [[Background is a screenshot of some news headlines. One headline reads, "Pope Delivers Green Message."]]
/ Pope dialogue: Excuse me, neighbor, I think the postman got our boxes confused again. http://kirabug.com/20070906/somehow-they-just-cant-keep-the-mailboxes-straight/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: I think the answer's obvious. | [[Background is a spam email recieved by Kirabug. It reads, "Anne, How would you spend One Million Dollars? If you cannot see this email click here for more details."]]
/ Dialogue: Better. Spam. Filter. http://kirabug.com/20070908/i-think-the-answers-obvious/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: Go ahead, rub it in. | [[Background is a screenshot of some sports news headlines. Of the 5 headlines three of them speak of a recent Philadelphia Phillies loss. The headlines read, "Braves rally for three in the ninth to stun Phillies," "Game of the Day | Braves 'mind-boggling' comeback stuns Phillies," and "Braves rally... http://kirabug.com/20070911/go-ahead-rub-it-in/ |
| Sketchy Theater: It's OK to make fun of the bad guys, right? | [[Background is two pictures of Osama Bin Laden. One show him with a longer, very gray beard. The other shows him with a shorter, much darker beard. Next to these pictures is a box showing a man with a full beard. The box reads, "Just for Terrorists: Brush-in Color Gel." It greatly resembles a "Just... http://kirabug.com/20070913/its-ok-to-make-fun-of-the-bad-guys-right/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: The only thing worse than morons are bots. | [[Background is a screenshot of a comment left by a spammer. It says, "I couldn't understand some parts of this article Title!, but I guess I just need to check so more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting."]]
/ Dialogue: Congratulations, Daniel, you win our Moron Comment Spammer of... http://kirabug.com/20070915/the-only-thing-worse-than-morons-are-bots/ |
| Idiocy on the Internet: Who's this Bill guy think he is? | [[Background is a screenshot of a news article titled, "Bill would let Fannie, Freddie buy more loans: Measure sponsored by Sen. Schumer targeted at refinancing subprime loans." The segment of the article shown reads, "Mortgage-buyers Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac would be able to buy more loans in an... http://kirabug.com/20070918/whos-this-bill-guy-think-he-is/ |
| Sketchy Theater: Random photoshopping of headlines time | [[Background contains a photoshopped picture showing the Monty Python "bring out your dead" people carrying Castro to the cart.]]
/ Headline dialogue: Castro reappears to quash death rumors
/ Castro dialogue: I don't want to go to the cart! http://kirabug.com/20070922/random-photoshopping-of-headlines-time/ |
| Night Fugues: We've been waiting for this? | [[Lila and Cole are sitting in a waiting room. Dr. Radeon is standing beside them with a clipboard.]]
/ Dr. Radeon: So what to we have here? Ah, Mr. & Mrs. Cully, so good to see you. / Dr. Radeon: But aren't you a little early for your next diabetes appointment? / Cole: Thyroid cancer ringing any... http://kirabug.com/20070925/weve-been-waiting-for-this/ |
| Life is Odd: It's a one-of-a-kind model | Dialogue: Laptop Stands for the Discerning Macintosh Owner / [[Picture of a laptop stand for a Mac]]
/ Dialogue: Griffin Elevator / [[Picture of another laptop stand for a Mac]]
/ Dialogue: mStand by Rain Design / [[Picture of Kirabug's laptop resting on Kirabug's dog, Jessie]]
/ Dialogue: Jack Russel... http://kirabug.com/20070929/its-a-one-of-a-kind-model/ |
| Sketchy Theater: Introducing Light-Bulb Head. | [[The character, Dr. Radeon, is all white except for his head which is colored yellow and also resembles a light bulb.]]
/ Dr. Radeon: I have one hell of a headache. I wonder why. http://kirabug.com/20071002/introducing-light-bulb-head/ |
| Night Fugues: Ah yes, the cancer. | [[Lila and Cole are sitting in a waiting room. The doctor comes out holding a clipboard.]]
/ Dr. Radeon: Oh, yes, my mistake. Here it is. Yes, you'll have to have your thyroid out. / Dr. Radeon: So we'll need you to schedule and appointment with Dr. Larin for the surgery--
/ Cole: Already done. In... http://kirabug.com/20071006/ah-yes-the-cancer/ |