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| SIR EEL: Baby Bird | Once, I found a baby bird.
/ Unfortunately, I found it only after i had stepped on it. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7779 |
| SIR EEL: Good Listener | I sat for awhile like that, the phone cradled against my ear, not speaking.
/ So that briefly, to anyone passing, I was someone who cared enough to listen... to the dial-tone and what it had to say. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7782 |
| SIR EEL: Ugly People | There seems to be alot more ugly people around lately. I can't remember the last time I saw someone who really made me stop and stare.
/ But I've figured it all out... vampires are killing all the cute ones. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7783 |
| SIR EEL: We Never Cuddle Anymore | Hug my gay teddy bear.
/ HUG HIM! http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7784 |
| SIR EEL: Fortune Cookie | "One's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."
/ lucky numbers 15, 19, 20, 30, 38, 50 http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7785 |
| SIR EEL: Skin Deep | When faced with brilliance, I can't shake the feeling that I'm seeing something so alive that it can't possibly be human.
/ Which makes me scared to touch it and want to flay it like an orange. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7786 |
| SIR EEL: Back-lit | At times, I'm almost glad that I can draw exactly what I see in my mind.
/ Because if i could, I don't think anyone would ever speak with me again. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7787 |
| SIR EEL: Image | I want to paint myself
/ but the color I feel doesn't exist. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7788 |
| SIR EEL: This is Why I Don't Draw Normal Comics | There's a horde of women in Gotham who know who you are. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7789 |
| SIR EEL: To Life, L'chaim | If I were a zombie...
/ Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7790 |
| SIR EEL: Last Midnight | Tomorrow I go into the woods. May the wolves find me. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7791 |
| SIR EEL: The Hmuan Biran is Plrcetfey Albe to Raed Clmopex Pasgases of Txet | I really want to understand code.
/ But it just looks to much like raping the alphabet. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7792 |
| SIR EEL: Arachnids of the Sea | Love tastes like crab.
/ Oh wait... that's a spider. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7796 |
| SIR EEL: Squeaky | Newly cleaned and already I stink. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=7908 |
| SIR EEL: Shadow Dread | Forget black and white
/ it's time to be afraid of color again. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8039 |
| SIR EEL: Treatment | The more I watch hentai, the more I'm convinced that the only phrase I need to know in Japanese is:
/ that's not going to fit in my ass. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8072 |
| SIR EEL: Out of the Closets and Into the Streets | According to certain sources, the starving children of the world are my fault.
/ It seems i haven't been doing my job. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8196 |
| SIR EEL: Middle Child Syndrome | The first thing I actually remember, is coming down the stairs and seeing my mother feeding my brother.
/ But all I recall feeling, was how much I hated that chair. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8258 |
| SIR EEL: Like Warriors, on the Battlefield | If it's true that we dance how we fuck...
/ Then does that mean people who don't move their hands or arms when they dance, like to be tied up? http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8387 |
| SIR EEL: Editor's Argot | If you didn't want people telling you exactly how and why you suck...
/ then why did you write a novel? http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8495 |
| SIR EEL: Viseral Colloquy | I call it abstract martini...
/ You are so full of shit.
/ Shhhhhhhuh-ut up! http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=8521 |
| SIR EEL: School-yard Paranoia | I like to draw in public, but I can't help feeling that someone is behind me waiting to snatch up my sketchbook. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10486 |
| SIR EEL: Lust For Life | It's strange how a look of such intense anger, seems like you're trying not to cry. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10705 |
| SIR EEL: Secrets of Angels | Gay boys can't get you pregnant. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10902 |
| SIR EEL: Hook and Line | In retrospect I probably shouldn't have taught hummingbirds to drink from your eyes, it only made them easier to steal. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11133 |
| SIR EEL: Constitutional Rorschach | My most common task when walking,
/ is to scope out places I would sleep if homeless. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11218 |
| SIR EEL: Cry Wolf | There's a spot on my back that, when pressed allows me to remember everything. Not just things I should recall but people I've never met, places I'll never see...
/ Though the pain involved is unreal,
/ press it again. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11318 |
| SIR EEL: Faith Revival | I like being scared.
/ Mainly because, for those few minutes
/ it's possible for everything to exist. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11648 |
| SIR EEL: Carrion Fishing | Everything smells like chicken broth lately...
/ I think maggots are eating my brain. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11876 |
| SIR EEL: Measuring the Marigolds | i start to cry again and i hate that, it always makes me feel too real,
/ too helpless. Full of anger and anxiety with nowhere to go from there. http://webcomicsnation.com/echo.st.estlin/sir_eel/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12244 |