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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Fighters to your corners… Comic #60	After their ejection from the Inn, Mike plays referee while Amanda and Bill have an argument before Mike changes the subject to keep everyone focused. Amanda “What do you mean MY fault? You and your binge drinking…” Mike “Manda settle down, he’s sorry ok?” Bill “No I’m not.” Mike “What we need... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=60
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Turning on the Charm Comic #61	Our three adventurers go over to talk to Some Guy and find out if he knows anything. Bill demonstrates his interrogation techniques before Amanda charms Some Guy into telling them what they want to know. Bill “Alright spill it. Tell me about the damn quest.” Some Guy “No.” Bill “The hell do you... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=61
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Fishing For Info Comic #61	Our three heroes stand in the street talking to Some Guy trying to get him to spill what he knows. Some Guy in love tries to take advantage of the situation. Mike “Come on Manda play along, it’s an RPG, just get some quest info.” Amanda “Jeeze… fine.” Amanda “Please tell me about the troubles of... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=62
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Mini Poster: Mike #1 Comic #63	This is the first in a series of Mini Posters to be inspired by the characters and action of this adventure comic. Mike holds the Twenty-sided Die aloft. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=63
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Legend of the Divine Triad – Part 1 Comic 64	Our three adventurers listen to Some Guy tell the story of the RPG world they find themselves trapped within. Some Guy “The woes of the lands are part of an ancient story from long ago…” “In the beginning... ... there were three Gods... The first god... the God of Life... created the creatures of the... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=64

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Legend of the Divine Triad – Part 2 Comic #65	Some Guy continues to explain the Divine Triad. Some Guy “For eon after eon the gods competed...” “The God of Order placed it’s will upon the lands and where Order reigned all things became peacefull...” “... but in peace the world stagnated and did not grow or prosper because there was no drive to... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=65
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Legend of the Divine Triad – Part 3 Comic #66	Some Guy continues to explain the Divine Triad. Some Guy “Finally... after suffering for millenia the humans could not stand the suffering caused by the gods anymore...” “They sent a man... named Carl... to plead with the God of Life to step in and end the conflict that hurt them so.” “The God of Life... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=66
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Legend of the Divine Triad – Part 4 Comic #67	Some Guy continues to explain the Divine Triad. Some Guy “So as I was saying before I was interrupted…” “Our peacefull prosperity came to an end with the sudden apperance of a man claiming to be a descendant of Carl himself... a Carlson.” “At first he spoke of wonders... of a myth passed down from... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=67
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Legend of the Divine Triad - Conclusion Comic #68	Some Guy finishes talking about the legend while Mike, Bill, and Amanda try to figure out where they fit into the scheme of things. Some Guy “If only there was someone brave and strong enough to find the items before the Emperor…” Everyone stands around looking at Some Guy. Bill “So… you’re talking... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=68
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Manda’s Alphabet of Hatred – “I is for I Quit!!” Comic #69	This is Amanda’s unique take on the letters of the alphabet, giving voice to some of her stronger dislikes and allowing for a bit of player humor coupled with artistic interpretations. I is for I Quit!! http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=69

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Parting is such sweet sorrow… Comic #70	Our three adventurers leave the village to journey farther into the world in hopes of solving their quest. Bill “So who’s ass do I have to beat to get on with this story?” Mike “We’re off to find a mage that lives north of here… he’ll able to give us directions.” Some Guy “Come back! My mother... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=70
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A short detour Comic #71	Our three heroes start making their way towards the mage that they seek who may be able to give them some direction to go with the answers they got from Some Guy. Bill “Why are we slowing down?” Mike “Looks like the path divides up ahead…” Amanda “great…any idea which way to go?” Mike “That mage... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=71
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Spelunking Soldiers Comic #72	The three adventurers come upon a cave guarded by two soldiers. Mike Looks like Carlson’s soldiers…” Bill “How do you know what those are? Mike “Because I thought them up in the first place.” Amanda “Any reason we should bother these guys?” Mike WE should probably find out why they’re guarding... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=72
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - An inappropriate tine for RPG Etiquette Comic #73	Mike, Bill and Amanda stand around discussing the finer points of the game and how to play the right way. Amanda “Alright then we’re gonna need a plan.” Bill “Ok Mike how do we fight these guys?” Mike “Hey! I can’t tell you that!” Bill “Why the hell not?” Mike “there’s no God Modding in my... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=73
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Brilliant Strategy Comic #74	Mike, Bill, and Amanda formulate a plan of attack. Mike “Ok… Manda you take them by surprise with one of your spells.” Amanda “Gotcha.” Bill “How about me then?” Mike “Bill… you’ll then rush in and pound whatever’s left.” Bill “Kick ass…” Amanda “Hmm…” Bill “What are you gonna do then?”... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=74

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Fan Art by Yukusue Comic #75	From time to time during the run of Prepare to Die fans of the comic will be encouraged to submit art and their interpretations of characters and events that take place as the story unfolds. Yukusue displays his talent here by drawing representations of the characters in the comic with his own unique... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=75
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Paradoxial Percussion Comic #76	There is some debate over the proposed plan of attack while the bugs are still being worked out. Mike “Alright then, are you guys ready?” Amanda “I’m gonna try putting them to sleep by banging on a pot… brilliant.” Bill “Just try and distract them long enough for me to hit em.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=76
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - a voice on the winds Comic #77	Our heroes put their plan into action while the guards chat about life and a song comes to them. Guard “So... How’s the family Frank?” Frank “Fine… Just find. Tim is lvl 3 now.” Guard “Hey that’s great. I remember when he was a lvl 0 pesant…” Frank “Yup, I’m proud as heck. Says he’s gonna be... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=77
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Out like a Night Light Comic #78	The spell is a success; Amanda is able to put Chuck to sleep allowing for a rush from the side. Chuck CLANG! Chuck is sleeping. Chuck “zZZ” Frank “Hey Chuck… you alright?” Bill runs up on Frank. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=78
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Matching Set Comic #79	Frank is introduced to Bill in a rough and tumble sort of way while Chuck sleeps off Amanda’s spell. Bill Punches Frank. Frank falls down hard CLATTER!! Chuck “zZZ” Frank (KO) Bill “Aww Hell Yeah! Critical Hit! AND YOU LIKE IT!!!” Amanda “You can come out now Mike. The bad men went away.”... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=79

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Side Quest Spelunking Comic #80	Mike, Bill, and Amanda enter the cave that had been guarded by Chuck and Frank who are now out of commission for a few rounds. Mike “Alright let’s stay alert.” Amanda “You think it’s safe in here?” Bill “No but that’s why it’s fun! Looks like a path on the cave floor.” Mike “Paths are ment to... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=80
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Manda’s Alphabet of Hatred – “F is for Fire Ants” Comic #81	This is Amanda’s unique take on the letters of the alphabet, giving voice to some of her stronger dislikes and allowing for a bit of player humor coupled with artistic interpretations. F is for Fire Ants http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=81
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Into the Darkness Comic #82	Mike, Bill, and Amanda explore farther into the cave as the darkness surrounds them. Are they being watched? Mike “It’s getting really dark in here…” Amanda “I could try casting a Light spell…” Bill “Hold off on the Magic Sparkles.” Amanda “Why?” Bill “Call me paranoid but I get the feeling... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=82
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Deeper … Darker … Caveyer … Comic #83	Our three intrepid heroes head deeper into the cave to discover what adventure they may. Amanda “Mike, do you maybe know what’s in this cave?” Mike “No clue wish I did.” Amanda What can’t remember the story?” Mike “No, there’s just isn’t supposed to be a cave here.” Bill “Whatever’s down here’s... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=83
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Sweet Nothings in the Dark Comic #84	Surrounded by deep darkness, Amanda confronts her fears and Bill. Amanda “… too dark… too dark … too dark … too dark… too dark…” Bill “If you’re going to keep that up you might as well make some light.” Amanda “Oh I’ll make some light… Right after I find a rock to whip at your head.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=84

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Colorful Character Comic #85	The cave is completely dark and in the darkness Amanda shows that she has follow through as pair of eyes reveals more to come. Amanda Throws a rock at Bill Thwap Bill “Ow!” Mike “What’s that noise?” Bill “She fucking hit me with a rock!” Amanda I do what I say I will. Now lets see about... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=85
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Online Comics Day 2006 Comic #86	Happy Online Comics Day 2006 Calibration as brought to you by “Prepare to Die” A pair of eyes watch from the wall.* Mike “Oh come on! My campaign is not an online comic!” Frank “Geeze Chuck we’re on duty.”Chuck “Hey… yer not the boss of me.” Amanda “Well hi there…” *She greets her number... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=86
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Mini Poster: Manda #1 Comic #87	This is the second in a series of Mini Posters to be inspired by the characters and action of this adventure comic. Amanda Gives the peace sign while winking at the fans. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=87
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The party’s just getting started… Comic #88	The Colorful figure takes our adventurers back to the cave. Back through the swirling colorful light show to the cave. The colorful swirls collect into a red Kitten. Mike, Bill, and Amanda stand around a bit confused. Amanda “Ok… what the hell just happened?” *The Kitten sits quietly looking... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=88
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Re-establishing Time/Space Coordinates, Capt’n… Comic #89	The adventure takes on new meaning as there is attempted communication with the kitten. The Kitten of Chaos “What just happened where Manda?” Amanda “we ere just at a party like a few seconds ago…” The Kitten of Chaos “Few seconds? It’s been like four days!!” The Kitten of Chaos “Or am I running... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=89

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