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| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Comic #120 – Prelude to Disaster
/ Manda attempts to have a conversation with Some Guy. *Manda* “So…we ran into a guy like you in Meadowdale…any relation?” Some Guy* ~Heart appears over his head~ Manda “Are you staring at my chest!?” *Some Guy* ~Heart turns to Exclamation Point heart. ~ http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=120 |
| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Comic #121 – Victimized and Vandalized
/ Manda takes affirmative action against Some Guy for his fixed gaze then loots his purse while he rests. ~*Moments Later…*~ *Bill* “Got to admit that was pretty damned cool…” *Manda* “That’ll teach you…Hey is he carrying gold!?” *Bill* “Pummel and then loot the... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=121 |
| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Comic #122 – Morally bankrupt … but financially secure
/ Bill attempts to cover up for Manda’s temper while Mike wonders if the plan will work and Manda plans to do some spending.. *Some Guy* ~ (KO) ~ *Bill* “There we go…poor little Guy is just all tuckered out, taking a nap.” *Mike* “Do you SERIOUSLY... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=122 |
| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Comic #123 – A Little Something by Mike – Booze-a-lator 3000
/ Another exciting product from Wiz-Tech! Wiz-Tech Presents the.. Booze-a-lator 3000, For all your drinking needs! No-Slip Handle! “Spill-Proof” Magic keeps the liquid in NO MATTER WHAT! Perfectly Flat Bottom is compatible with ANY TABLE! ... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=123 |
| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Comic #124 – Customer Service Revisited
/ The three adventurers find and enter the shop in the Village of Over There. *Bill* “Wow… Look at all the crap, so where’s the gear? *Mike glances about.* *Shopkeep* “I assure you the only crap in here as the poor items you already own.” *Manda* “Good gravy not... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=124 |
| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Comic #125 – The Eloquence of Bill
/ Bill has a conversation with Shopkeep while Manda tries to explain the situation. *Bill* “You know this cheese dick?” *Manda* He’s another NPC from the other town.” *Shopkeep* It’s good to see that you’ve managed to not spend all your gold on booze this time.” *Bill*... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=125 |
| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Comic #126 – Go outside and play… the adults need to talk
/ Manda attempts to deal with the Shopkeep while getting Mike to distract Bill by taking him outside. *Manda* “Hey Mike? Why don’t you just take Bill outside?” *Mike* “How come?” *Bill* “What, the babysitter now?” *Manda* “It’ll just be easier.... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=126 |
| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Bill: Come on Mike I'll buy you a beer
/ Mike: Um... no let's not do that again... ok?
/ Bill: Wuss
/ Mike: Hey look... / Chuck: Aww... little guy must be all tuckered out...
/ Bill: See? Told you it would fool em.
/ Mike: It's just sad really. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=127 |
| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Chuck: Say... have you two seen some Players in town?
/ Mike: Um, not sure. What do they look like?
/ Frank: Actually... we don't know.
/ Mike: You don't? / Frank: One is a woman.
/ Chuck: Yes and she can sing...
/ Mike: Singing Woman... hmm...
/ Bill: Hmm... / Bill: I might be able to help you find her...... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=128 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=129">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=129 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Chuck: He seems like a nice guy, doesn't he Frank?
/ Bill: I'll be right back guys... just wait
/ Mike: But-
/ Frank: Sure does. This'll be easier than I thought. / Mike: Bill... you can't be serious!
/ Bill: Why the hell not? / Mike: I know you two have problems getting along... but...
/ Bill: Trust me,... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=130 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=131">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=131 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=132">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=132 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=133">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=133 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=134">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=134 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=136">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=136 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=137">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=137 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays | Capt'n: Fortunately for you two, I have a solution.
/ Chuck: And that's why you're the Capt'n... Capt'n. / Capt'n: Now it should be somewhere in here...
/ Frank: Is that a purse sir? / Capt'n: This is a Dimensional Bag of Storage, which allows me to carry an astounding number of items without effort.
/ Frank:... http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=138 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=139">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=139 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=140">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=140 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=142">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=142 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=143">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=143 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=144">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=144 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=145">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=145 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=146">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=146 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=148">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=148 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=149">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=149 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=150">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=150 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=151">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=151 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=152">http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=152 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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