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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The return trip always seems to go by faster… Comic #30	The three adventurers leave the village going back to the portal. Amanda “Are we there yet?” Mike “No…” Amanda “are we there yet?” Mike “No…” Amanda “are we there yet?” Mike “Do you know that gets really very annoying??” Amanda “Yeah I know…Sorry Mike.” ~Ten Minutes Later…~ Amanda “Are we there yet?” Mike sigh http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=30
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - There and Back Again Comic # 31	The three adventurers make it back to the swirling portal that brought them to this world and make a discovery. Mike “Finally… it looks like we’re back to where we started.” Bill “Alright, now for the vital clue finding.” Mike “…and the portal’s still here…” Amanda “Well there goes the 'Portal never stays' theory you had...” Amanda “So now what??” Bill “I say we use some rope and try to lasso Mike’s couch through the portal.” Amanda “Maybe… if we had gold to BUY ROPE!!” Bill “You really need to get over that.” Mike spies the twenty-sided die on the ground below the portal. “Hey Bill? I think I might have found that overlooked vital clue...” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=31
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - He likes to watch Comic # 32	From a secret layer of some sort surrounded by evil minions, a Mysterious Dark Figure sits watching several monitors learning what is happening in the rest of the game world perhaps other places as well. Shadow “…The D-20 is found...” Another Shadow “…Yes found…” Shadow “…found by The Players…” Another Shadow “… They know nothing of it’s power…” Shadow “…The Master will teach them…” Another Shadow “…Show them all why he is The Master…” Mysterious Figure “Enough” Mysterious Figure “Destroy these Newbies and bring the D-20 to me…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=32
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Little Something by Amanda – The Amazing Wow Pot Comic # 33	From The Creators of Ork-B-Gone / WizTech Presents; / THE AMAZING WOW POT! / “Hardly rusts!” “Holds up to 3 servings of gruell!” “A must have!” / Spoon sold separately / THE ULTIMATE IN ADVENTURE COOKERY! / GARUNTEED $ONLY 5 GOLD!$ / Not intended for use as a musical instrument. Misuse of “WOW POT” may void warranty. / WOW POT” is a copy righted trade mark of Wiztech http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=33
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - You should have seen it comming Comic # 34	Mike, Bill, still drunk, and Amanda study the twenty-side die while other things begin to happen. Amanda Looks like it stopped glowing.” Bill “So Mike, what’s supposed to happen next?” Portal -Crackle- Mike “I donno. This isn’t part of my Campaign.” Portal -Flash- Portal -Sizzle- Portal -Shoom!- Amanda “Crap…” Mike “Oh come on!!” Bill “I should have know this was comming…” The portal has disappeared. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=34

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Accessing the Situation Comic # 35	Our three heroes discuss what is happening taking a look at their own resources. Amanda Trapped in an RPG World…” Mike “It could be worse.” Bill “fuck…” Amanda ‘How?” Mike “Could be in a web comic.” Mike “Alright, let’s make a quick check of our inventory.” Amanda “I’ve got a pot…” Mike “I’ve got the D-20.” Bill “I’m still Drunk…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=35
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Couple of Shadey Characters Comic #36	Our three adventurers try to decide what their next move as shadows spring up from the ground. Amanda “Ok so what’s our next move?” Mike “A portal got us here, so there’s a good chance a portal can get us out. We’ll have to quest for one.” Bill “And of course find out how and why we’re here at all.” Amanda “Right right...Now somebody tell me what the Hell are those?” Bill “Probably something that’s gonna really piss me off.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=36
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - No Room For Negotiations Comic #37	Mike, Bill, still drunk, and Amanda attempt to deal with the shadows peacefully. Amanda “Hi… um guys… something we can do for you?” Shadow “…We will take the d-20...” Amanda “Sure thing, no problem… right Mike??” Mike “I don’t think…” Shadow “…and then we will destroy you…” Amanda “That part we might have a problem with.” Bill “This is finally starting to get interesting…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=37
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Time to Play the Game Comic #38	Our three heroes are stand before the two shadows while Bill and Amanda argue about the logistics of the game and Mike points out a small over looked fact. Amanda “Interesting?!? Those things want to KILL US BILL!!” Bill “Get use to it, we’re in a damn RPG game! Almost everything in here wants to kill us.” Bill “But we’ve got character sheets that have real gold so our character skills gotta work too… We can take a couple of fist level monsters no problem.” Mike “But… I don’t have a character sheet…” Bill “Alright you retarded balls of demon ass-gas!! I’m Drunk, I’m Pissed, and I’m gonna lose my shoe up your poopers!” Amanda “We are so screwed…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=38
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Bill’s Character Sheet Comic #39	Each Character sheet reflects the unique artistry of the player and has his or her own personal touches. / ~Weapons & Wizards~ / ~Name~ Bill ~Race~ Human ~Class~ Scrapper ~Level~ 1 / ~Alignment~ Naughty!! ~Age~ Yeah ~Sex~ Yes / ~Height~ Tall ~Weight~ Okay ~Eyes~ 2 ~Hair~ Many / ~Strength~ 8 ~Weapons~ Stick / ~Dexterity~ 8 / ~Agility~ 7 / ~Intelligence~ 4 (Duh) ~Armor~ Cloth / ~Wisdom~ 5 / ~Charm~ 3 / ~Skills~ Level 1 Martial arts / ~Magic or Techniques~ Lullaby Pummel, Haymaker / ~Items~ 3 empty beer bottles http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=39

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Taking ‘em Head On Comic #40	This shows determination of a very angry drunk Bill to attack the enemy with a full frontal assault while the shadows stand their ground. * Bill’s angry eyes up close.* Shadow stares back at Bill. Bill “ADRENALINE RUSH!!!” Bill, in a drunken rage, rushes forward. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=40
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Bill’s Fists of Fury Comic #41	A drunken angry Bill completes the charge he started…attacking one of the two Shadows. Bill uses his skills on a Shadow. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=41
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Shadowy Counter-attack Comic #42	Bill rushes and attacks one of the Shadows only to be attacked by the other Shadow. Bill attacks the first Shadow “OH yeah!! And you LIKE IT!!!” Other Shadow attacks Bill Slash! Bill “Oh Shiii…” Bill falls back from the attack. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=42
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Amazing Wow-Pot Action Comic #43	Bill lies on the ground injured by the Shadow’s attack. Mike and Amanda look on while Amanda decides to take action and everything goes to pot. Mike “Oh crap…” Amanda “Bill!” Amanda “Hey you big jerk! You’re gonna so pay for that!” Amanda “Take this!!” Amanda bonks one of the Shadows on what might be its head. Amanda “Um... I think that I just pissed it off...” Shadow ~~* http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=43
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Tactical Retreat Comic #44	Our heroes make a plan to do something farther about the Shadows. Amanda “Any ideas on this Mike?” Mike “Just stay calm… it’s a game so…” Shadows “…We will use your carcasses like masks and spawn our young…” Mike & Amanda “RUN AWAY!!” Mike & Amanda pick up Bill and run away from the Shadows. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=44

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Manda’s Alphabet of Hatred – “A is for Avril” Comic #45	This is Amanda’s unique take on the letters of the alphabet, giving voice to some of her stronger dislikes and allowing for a bit of player humor coupled with artistic interpretations. A is for Avril. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=45
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Time to regroup Comic #46	Our adventurers stop running, well Mike and Amanda stop dragging Bill as they stop running away. ~A short time later…~ Amanda “I think… we lost ‘em…” Mike “Great… let’s try and catch our breath…” Mike and Amanda drag Bill Drag Drag Drag Amanda “Well you’re the GM you think of something!” Mike “This isn’t just a game. we need a plan…” Amanda “Damn poor Bill…” Mike “Ok… Bill’s skills seem to work… so you should have some spells...” Amanda “Um Hello! No instrument no magic…and why don’t I have an instrument???” Bill “Ugh… enough already! I’m sorry… now let me die in peace.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=46
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Chewbacca Defense Comic #47	The three adventurers take a break for discussion while something is rising in the background. Amanda “So if Bill gets time to recover and we use the throwing knives…” Mike “…right and then the Ewoks jump out with their sticks and rocks…” Amanda “There’s no Ewoks in Weapons and Wizards!!” Mike “There’s nothing about shadow monsters in my Campaign either…” Bill “Um…Guys???” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=47
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A desperate plan…goes to pot Comic #48	The Shadows join the party once more as our heroes decide what to do about them. Bill “I hope you’re right about this Mike…” Mike “It was in the “Hell’s Kitchen” Expansion rule book… at least according to that gamer forum…” Amanda “You’re not making me feel any better about this plan!” Shadows “…Give us……the D-20…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=48
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - An Improvised Performance Comic #49	Mike and Bill stand back to watch Amanda take center stage for her first pop performance for the Shadow crowd. Amanda “Okay… Let’s see if you guys like a Down Beat!” Amanda Singing “Shootin’ at the walls of heartache…” Bang Bang Amanda “…I am The Warrior!” Amanda “What? I can’t think of songs under pressure!” Mike “Well start thinking harder it didn’t work!” Amanda “Well… … Crap.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=49

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Roll for Initiative Comic #50	Mike, Bill, Amanda confront the Shadows who wish to talk them into giving up so they can die. Amanda “Damn this -5 hit roll penalty…” Shadow “…Your flesh will hang from the forest like the leaves…” Shadow “…we will paint trees with your anguish…” Bill “Ok these guys are really starting to freak me out!” Shadow “…The D-20…” Shadow “…Give us the D-20 and let your suffering begin so it will end all the sooner…” Mike “Fine… You want the D-20!?” Mike “THAN TAKE THE DAMN THING!!!” Mike tosses the twenty-sided die at and through one of the shadows. Twenty-Sided Die ~Dink~ Twenty-Sided Die Rolls a 17 http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=50
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Manda’s Alphabet of Hatred – “E is for Emo” Comic #51	This is Amanda’s unique take on the letters of the alphabet, giving voice to some of her stronger dislikes and allowing for a bit of player humor coupled with artistic interpretations. E is for Emo. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=51
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Thumpin’ Beat and a Critical Hit Comic #52	The die is cast and the seemingly unsuccessful spell cast before suddenly kicks in and hits, ending the threat of one of the Shadows while our heroes react to their good fortune. Spell hits Shadow. Twenty-Sided die levitates off the ground. Mike Catches the Twenty-Sided die pocketing it. Amanda “What the hell!! Talk about a time delay on that spell GEEZE!!” Bill “Damn…” Shadow swirls into blue black nothingness. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=52
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Enemy Retreats Comic #53	The three adventurers revel in their victory over one of the Shadows leaving one more to face. Bill “And you LIKE it!!!” Amanda “Do you want one too? Well for my next number…” Shadow “…The D-20 is awake… must tell the Master…” Amanda “I don’t think he was paying attention to me…” Mike “I don’t have a problem with that.” Shadow leaves. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=53
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Slightly confused… but victorious! Comic #54	Our heroes have won but are no closer to any answers then they were before. Bill “That was awesome!” Amanda Ok what’s up with this D-20??” Mike “I have no idea… I think we should get back to town and stay at the Inn… Let Bill heal up, maybe get some answers too.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=54

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Would you like fries with that? Comic #55	Mike, Bill, and Amanda find themselves back in town at the Inn with out sufficient funds to stay in the Inn. While Bill recuperates, Mike and Amanda manage to come up with a means of staying at the Inn. Amanda “What do you mean we don’t have enough gold to stay!?!?” Mike “Not a bad deal…work the kitchen stay for free...” Amanda “I hope Bill rests up… oh yes I hope he rests very well…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=55
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Zero Tolerance Policy Comic #56	A mysterious figure watches everything unfold and deals harshly with the failure of his minions. ~Meanwhile~ Mysterious Figure “So you have returned to me empty handed.” Shadow “…Yes Master … To tell you … the D-20 is awake…” Mysterious Figure “You fool, I see all that happens including your flight from battle.” Shadow “…forgive me Master… I felt it best to return for reinforcements…” Mysterious Figure “I do not tolerate failure from my servants… or cowards…” Shadow “…I will not fail again…” Ka-BOOM! Shadow is destroyed in a flash of booming light. Mysterious Figure “No… you won’t…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=56
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Manda’s Alphabet of Hatred – “B is for Bees” Comic #57	This is Amanda’s unique take on the letters of the alphabet, giving voice to some of her stronger dislikes and allowing for a bit of player humor coupled with artistic interpretations. B is for Bees http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=57
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Promising Start to a New Day Comic #58	Bill sleeps peacefully unaware until Mike comes into the room to get him up and start their day’s adventure. Bill zZZ Mike “Hey Bill, are you up? It’s time we got out of here.” Bill “Mmm…” Mike “Manda is down in the lobby… and just to warn you she’s not too happy.” Bill “Kick ass! So what’s for breakfast?” Mike “Whatever you’re gonna get I don’t want any…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=58
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Part of a complete breakfast Comic #59	Our heroes have had a nice night at the Inn, well when it is time to check out the Innkeeper wastes no time ejecting them quickly with some force. Amanda, Bill, and Mike get tossed from the Inn. Mike lying on the ground with the others. “Oh come on! I didn’t even do anything!!” Some Guy stands by watching. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=59

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