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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Fighters to your corners… Comic #60	After their ejection from the Inn, Mike plays referee while Amanda and Bill have an argument before Mike changes the subject to keep everyone focused. Amanda “What do you mean MY fault? You and your binge drinking…” Mike “Manda settle down, he’s sorry ok?” Bill “No I’m not.” Mike “What we need now is basic information.” Bill “What about that Guy? He’s pretty basic.” Some Guy “Boy… we could sure use some legendary heroes about now…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=60
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Turning on the Charm Comic #61	Our three adventurers go over to talk to Some Guy and find out if he knows anything. Bill demonstrates his interrogation techniques before Amanda charms Some Guy into telling them what they want to know. Bill “Alright spill it. Tell me about the damn quest.” Some Guy “No.” Bill “The hell do you mean no?” Some Guy “I don’t like you.” Amanda “Geeze Bill don’t you have any charm skill points??” Bill “Yeah, they’re in my pants.” Amanda “Real nice… now move it and let me try talking.” Bill “You go right ahead.” Amanda “Excuse me… but my friends and I are looking for some information.” Amanda very nicely asks Some Guy for any information. Amanda “I would be VERY grateful if you could help us out, please.” Some Guy becomes twiterpated with Amanda Some Guy complete with Pink Heart Amanda “Ok I’m really getting creeped out here.” Bill “This is exactly why you wouldn’t survive in a horror movie.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=61
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Fishing For Info Comic #61	Our three heroes stand in the street talking to Some Guy trying to get him to spill what he knows. Some Guy in love tries to take advantage of the situation. Mike “Come on Manda play along, it’s an RPG, just get some quest info.” Amanda “Jeeze… fine.” Amanda “Please tell me about the troubles of your beautiful lands…” Some Guy “Maybe for a kiss?” Amanda “…before I beat you.” Some Guy “Um… never mind.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=62
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Mini Poster: Mike #1 Comic #63	This is the first in a series of Mini Posters to be inspired by the characters and action of this adventure comic. Mike holds the Twenty-sided Die aloft. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=63
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Legend of the Divine Triad – Part 1 Comic 64	Our three adventurers listen to Some Guy tell the story of the RPG world they find themselves trapped within. Some Guy “The woes of the lands are part of an ancient story from long ago…” “In the beginning... ... there were three Gods... The first god... the God of Life... created the creatures of the lands and the seas and the air... he creatures soon multiplied and grew and in time became the natural order of the world that we know.” “The second god... the God of Order... was a fair and unbiased being, who looked onto the living creatures of the lands and decided that they should live in harmony with the earth and would prosper best in this way...” “The third god... the God of Chaos... was a being of anarchy and mayhem, who surveyed the world and decided that the few should rise above the many and the few would control the fate of all others because they would prove to be superior to the weaker creatures...” “The Two Gods contended over their opposing views... They pitted creature against creature, manipulating the very laws of nature to try and prove which of them was truely fit to guide the fate of the world...” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=64

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Legend of the Divine Triad – Part 2 Comic #65	Some Guy continues to explain the Divine Triad. Some Guy “For eon after eon the gods competed...” “The God of Order placed it’s will upon the lands and where Order reigned all things became peacefull...” “... but in peace the world stagnated and did not grow or prosper because there was no drive to change or improve...” “The God of Chaos placed it’s will upon the lands and where Chaos reigned life grew and thrived in competition...” “... but as nature evolved and thrived war and death ran rampant as creature fought creature for domination of the world.” “The struggle between the gods washed back and forth like the tide...” “First one in control...” “then the other...” “Their influences spread to all living things...” “Even into the human world which was ravaged by intermentent eras of war and peace as the gods continued their seemingly endless battle for denomination over one another...” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=65
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Legend of the Divine Triad – Part 3 Comic #66	Some Guy continues to explain the Divine Triad. Some Guy “Finally... after suffering for millenia the humans could not stand the suffering caused by the gods anymore...” “They sent a man... named Carl... to plead with the God of Life to step in and end the conflict that hurt them so.” “The God of Life considered Carl’s plea... ... and after a time of thought he told Carl to get bent and went unto the other gods to invite them to grab a beer and catch a movie... and the gods agreed...” “And so did the gods disappear from the world... ... they have not been seen since and our lands have been left to grow and prosper without their influcence.” “Untill Reccently...When the arrival –“ Bill “What the fuck kind of legend is this? Carl?? Get a beer?!? That’s the lamest shit I’ve ever heard!” Mike “I thought it was funny at the time.” Amanda “That’s it. Next time I call GM.” Bill “So what’s any of this have to do with us??” Some Guy “I was about to explain that before I was interrupted Carl Hater…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=66
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Legend of the Divine Triad – Part 4 Comic #67	Some Guy continues to explain the Divine Triad. Some Guy “So as I was saying before I was interrupted…” “Our peacefull prosperity came to an end with the sudden apperance of a man claiming to be a descendant of Carl himself... a Carlson.” “At first he spoke of wonders... of a myth passed down from Carlson to Carlson... of the power of the three gods and three earthly items of legend that contained their essence.” “The myth stirred excitement amoung the people... For the first time, the old factions began to re-emerge and talk of Chaos versus Order began anew...” “And in the confusion... as battles began to break out between the two growing factions... The Carlson took the opportunity to seize power for himself...” “Now called Dark Emperor Carlson, he used his power and influence to create a vast army from the worshippers of Carl that wanted nothing to do with the growing war..” “Even now the Emperor’s power grows... Not only humans but all manner of creatures now serve him... and through all of this... beyond the political battle for supreme power... is the ever-lasting search for the items of legend...” “.... If they even exsist at all.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=67
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The Legend of the Divine Triad - Conclusion Comic #68	Some Guy finishes talking about the legend while Mike, Bill, and Amanda try to figure out where they fit into the scheme of things. Some Guy “If only there was someone brave and strong enough to find the items before the Emperor…” Everyone stands around looking at Some Guy. Bill “So… you’re talking about us right?” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=68
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Manda’s Alphabet of Hatred – “I is for I Quit!!” Comic #69	This is Amanda’s unique take on the letters of the alphabet, giving voice to some of her stronger dislikes and allowing for a bit of player humor coupled with artistic interpretations. I is for I Quit!! http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=69

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Parting is such sweet sorrow… Comic #70	Our three adventurers leave the village to journey farther into the world in hopes of solving their quest. Bill “So who’s ass do I have to beat to get on with this story?” Mike “We’re off to find a mage that lives north of here… he’ll able to give us directions.” Some Guy “Come back! My mother doesn’t believe I met a girl…” Amanda “Creepy…” Bill “When’s the wedding?” Amanda “Shut up.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=70
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A short detour Comic #71	Our three heroes start making their way towards the mage that they seek who may be able to give them some direction to go with the answers they got from Some Guy. Bill “Why are we slowing down?” Mike “Looks like the path divides up ahead…” Amanda “great…any idea which way to go?” Mike “That mage should be just out side the north forest.” Amanda “Ok … so we want to go North. Which way is that? The second sun throws me off a little.” Bill “Hey guys! Come check this out!!” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=71
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Spelunking Soldiers Comic #72	The three adventurers come upon a cave guarded by two soldiers. Mike Looks like Carlson’s soldiers…” Bill “How do you know what those are? Mike “Because I thought them up in the first place.” Amanda “Any reason we should bother these guys?” Mike WE should probably find out why they’re guarding a cave.” Bill “And random fights are lots of fun too!” Amanda “Not if they go like the last fight did they aren’t…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=72
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - An inappropriate tine for RPG Etiquette Comic #73	Mike, Bill and Amanda stand around discussing the finer points of the game and how to play the right way. Amanda “Alright then we’re gonna need a plan.” Bill “Ok Mike how do we fight these guys?” Mike “Hey! I can’t tell you that!” Bill “Why the hell not?” Mike “there’s no God Modding in my games!” Bill “You seriously need to work on your priorities…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=73
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Brilliant Strategy Comic #74	Mike, Bill, and Amanda formulate a plan of attack. Mike “Ok… Manda you take them by surprise with one of your spells.” Amanda “Gotcha.” Bill “How about me then?” Mike “Bill… you’ll then rush in and pound whatever’s left.” Bill “Kick ass…” Amanda “Hmm…” Bill “What are you gonna do then?” Mike “I’ll be hiding in the bushes.” Amanda “Oh that’s so not happening.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=74

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Fan Art by Yukusue Comic #75	From time to time during the run of Prepare to Die fans of the comic will be encouraged to submit art and their interpretations of characters and events that take place as the story unfolds. Yukusue displays his talent here by drawing representations of the characters in the comic with his own unique style while adding some personal commentary. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=75
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Paradoxial Percussion Comic #76	There is some debate over the proposed plan of attack while the bugs are still being worked out. Mike “Alright then, are you guys ready?” Amanda “I’m gonna try putting them to sleep by banging on a pot… brilliant.” Bill “Just try and distract them long enough for me to hit em.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=76
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - a voice on the winds Comic #77	Our heroes put their plan into action while the guards chat about life and a song comes to them. Guard “So... How’s the family Frank?” Frank “Fine… Just find. Tim is lvl 3 now.” Guard “Hey that’s great. I remember when he was a lvl 0 pesant…” Frank “Yup, I’m proud as heck. Says he’s gonna be a Sub-boss when he grows up.” Guard “That’s great…” Amanda Singing “Everything’s gonna be all right… … Rockabye…” Guard “… do you hear singing?” Frank “hmm?” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=77
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Out like a Night Light Comic #78	The spell is a success; Amanda is able to put Chuck to sleep allowing for a rush from the side. Chuck CLANG! Chuck is sleeping. Chuck “zZZ” Frank “Hey Chuck… you alright?” Bill runs up on Frank. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=78
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Matching Set Comic #79	Frank is introduced to Bill in a rough and tumble sort of way while Chuck sleeps off Amanda’s spell. Bill Punches Frank. Frank falls down hard CLATTER!! Chuck “zZZ” Frank (KO) Bill “Aww Hell Yeah! Critical Hit! AND YOU LIKE IT!!!” Amanda “You can come out now Mike. The bad men went away.” Mike “Ha ha … very funny.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=79

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Side Quest Spelunking Comic #80	Mike, Bill, and Amanda enter the cave that had been guarded by Chuck and Frank who are now out of commission for a few rounds. Mike “Alright let’s stay alert.” Amanda “You think it’s safe in here?” Bill “No but that’s why it’s fun! Looks like a path on the cave floor.” Mike “Paths are ment to be followed.” Bill “Yup… Straight into traps.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=80
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Manda’s Alphabet of Hatred – “F is for Fire Ants” Comic #81	This is Amanda’s unique take on the letters of the alphabet, giving voice to some of her stronger dislikes and allowing for a bit of player humor coupled with artistic interpretations. F is for Fire Ants http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=81
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Into the Darkness Comic #82	Mike, Bill, and Amanda explore farther into the cave as the darkness surrounds them. Are they being watched? Mike “It’s getting really dark in here…” Amanda “I could try casting a Light spell…” Bill “Hold off on the Magic Sparkles.” Amanda “Why?” Bill “Call me paranoid but I get the feeling that something is here watching us.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=82
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Deeper … Darker … Caveyer … Comic #83	Our three intrepid heroes head deeper into the cave to discover what adventure they may. Amanda “Mike, do you maybe know what’s in this cave?” Mike “No clue wish I did.” Amanda What can’t remember the story?” Mike “No, there’s just isn’t supposed to be a cave here.” Bill “Whatever’s down here’s gonna have an easy time picking you two off. Make like a ‘Move Silently’ check and sh’up.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=83
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Sweet Nothings in the Dark Comic #84	Surrounded by deep darkness, Amanda confronts her fears and Bill. Amanda “… too dark… too dark … too dark … too dark… too dark…” Bill “If you’re going to keep that up you might as well make some light.” Amanda “Oh I’ll make some light… Right after I find a rock to whip at your head.” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=84

Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Colorful Character Comic #85	The cave is completely dark and in the darkness Amanda shows that she has follow through as pair of eyes reveals more to come. Amanda Throws a rock at Bill Thwap Bill “Ow!” Mike “What’s that noise?” Bill “She fucking hit me with a rock!” Amanda I do what I say I will. Now lets see about that light.” Amanda “Damnit, it’s too dark to read my stupid character sheet.” Colorful Character “Hiya… did you guys need something?” Colorful Character “Know what?? I think you guys need to have fun! Wanna go to a party?” Bill “Party?” The Colorful character makes the darkness colorful as Mike, Bill, and Amanda wonder what will happen next. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=85
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Online Comics Day 2006 Comic #86	Happy Online Comics Day 2006 Calibration as brought to you by “Prepare to Die” A pair of eyes watch from the wall.* Mike “Oh come on! My campaign is not an online comic!” Frank “Geeze Chuck we’re on duty.”Chuck “Hey… yer not the boss of me.” Amanda “Well hi there…” She greets her number one fan. Manda’s #1 Fan Holds a sign saying, “Manda #1 Fan” Some Guy dislikes Manda’s #1 Fan ” Manda’s #1 Fan, his face with a line through it.” Bill “Any excuse for a party Mike…” Meadowdale Shopkeep “that is the most contrived and petty non-holiday ever conceived.” Shadow “…Shadows are cute too…” Meadowdale Shopkeep “…I must prepare to have a sale.” Mysterious Figure sits watching his monitors. Mysterious Figure ”I’m so lonely…” Mysterious Figure “… wonder what’s on Sci-Fi…” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=86
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Mini Poster: Manda #1 Comic #87	This is the second in a series of Mini Posters to be inspired by the characters and action of this adventure comic. Amanda Gives the peace sign while winking at the fans. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=87
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - The party’s just getting started… Comic #88	The Colorful figure takes our adventurers back to the cave. Back through the swirling colorful light show to the cave. The colorful swirls collect into a red Kitten. Mike, Bill, and Amanda stand around a bit confused. Amanda “Ok… what the hell just happened?” The Kitten sits quietly looking to Mike, Bill, and Amanda. http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=88
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Re-establishing Time/Space Coordinates, Capt’n… Comic #89	The adventure takes on new meaning as there is attempted communication with the kitten. The Kitten of Chaos “What just happened where Manda?” Amanda “we ere just at a party like a few seconds ago…” The Kitten of Chaos “Few seconds? It’s been like four days!!” The Kitten of Chaos “Or am I running on Q continuum time? Wanna talk about jet lag?? Whoo!!!” Bill “Alright Mike what the fuck is this thing?” The Kitten of Chaos “Gasporz Billy!!! Language!!” The Kitten of Chaos Eyes bug out of his head. Bill “And that’s creepin’ me out! Stop it!” http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=89

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