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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Bowling them over with sheer personality Comic #90 The Kitten of Chaos introduces himself to our heroes. *The Kitten of Chaos* “Now that the dirty talk is out of the way I’ll tell you… I am…” *The Kitten of Chaos* “The Kitten of Chaos!!” *The Kitten of Chaos blows Mike, Bill, and Amanda back knocking them to the cave floor.* *The Kitten of Chaos* “A cybernetic organism sent back through time to change the course of history... by mating the inventor Chedder Goldfish with Orville Redenbocker! I also play canasta on Wednesdays.”
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - May The Cute be with you… always. Comic #91 Our heroes recover from their introduction to The Kitten of Chaos and the discovery of true cute is made. *Mike* “Kitten… what are you doing in this cave? You’re not supposed to show up for a long time yet.” *The Kitten of Chaos* “Hey man! Don’t you get all authoritative on me man! YOUuuuu… do not possess me! I go where I want to go Dice-Boy!!” *The Kitten of Chaos* “Besides…I’m Adorable! People love to see me!” *Amanda* “Hey… I’m the cute one around here!” *Amanda Vs. The Kitten of Chaos* *The Kitten of Chaos Triumphs in Cuteness!* *Amanda* “OMG! You’re ADORABLE!!!” *The Kitten of Chaos* “The Cute is strong in you… but you have much left to learn, young one.”
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=91
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - An Odd Sequins of Events Comic #92 Our three adventurers have a discussion with The Kitten of Chaos. *Mike* “So then what’s up with the cave being guarded?” *The Kitten of Chaos* “Oh you know how it is…Shadows show up… start messing with stuff… then somebody says this cave’s full of sequins… and well…” *Mike* “But it’s not full of sequins. It’s just empty and dark...” *The Kitten of Chaos* “Are you calling that shadowy stranger a liar?” *Bill* “Can somebody just tell me why the hell it matters that this freaky cat is in a dark-ass cave?”
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=92
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Fan Art by Yukusue #2 Comic #93 From time to time during the run of *Prepare to Die* fans of the comic will be encouraged to submit art and their interpretations of characters and events that take place as the story unfolds. Yukusue displays his talent here by drawing representations of the characters in the comic with his own unique style. Mike, Bill, and Amanda are represented as chibi characters. *Check out the very cool use of lens flare.*
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=93
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Less Talk More Action! Comic #94 Mike, Bill, and Amanda find themselves still in the cave with the Kitten of Chaos getting no where fast, but wanting to get somewhere. *The Kitten of Chaos* “Dude… you really need to chill out with the Q&A.” *Bill* “Oh… really…” *Bill* “I’m stuck in the middle of a frickin’ RPG... in a cave… talking to a cat and a GM who just wants to run stupid-ass plot crap instead of getting to the God Damn Action!” *Amanda* “He’s got a point…” *Mike* “But... plot development…” *Amanda* “Let it go.”
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Taking the Easy Way Out Comic #95 The three adventurers decide to get on with their quest and get a free ride out of the cave curtsey of The Kitten of Chaos. *Amanda* “We should get going and find that Mage…” *The Kitten of Chaos* “I like you Billy.” *Bill* “Uh… yeah thanks.” *Mike* I guess your right.” *The Kitten of Chaos* “The Mage… ok! I’ll give you guys a ride outside.” *Mike* “That’s ok, we can walk…” *The Kitten of Chaos starts to dissipate becoming swirls of colors surrounding Mike, Bill, and Amanda.* *The Kitten of Chaos* “Nah… nobody wants to see that… Remember how boring the trip to town was??”
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=95
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays Meanwhile: / [[Frank wakes up first, while Chuck remains asleep outside of the cave.]] / Frank: ...ugh... / Chuck: zzzzz / Frank: Hey Chuck wake up. You ok? / Chuck: ...the hell? / Frank: Morning Sunshine.
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays Chuck: How long do you think we were out? / Frank: Oh...a good dozen rounds at least. / Chuck: The Carlson's not gonna be very happhy. / Frank: Well that's nothing new. / [[Chuck looks around]] / Chuck: Do you see my halabard around / Frank: It was most likely looted by heros. / Chuck Oh no... / Frank: No worries we'll just get new onew. / Chuck: But I liked that one. / Frank: I know...but you'll like the new one too. / {{comment: Remember kids: enemy characters have feelings too.}}
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Low Traffic Post Comic #98 Frank and Chuck discuss what they do now that they have been beaten. To stay on the job or just go home, that is the question. *Chuck* “So what? Do we keep up the guarding?” *Frank* “Well there’s no point in that, they’re already in.” *Chuck* “But if someone else shoes up and tries to get in?” *Frank* “Who the heck would want to get in except the Players?” *Chuck* “Um…” *Frank* “You keep thinking. I’m going home.”
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Mini Poster: The Shadows Are Watching… Comic #99 This is the third in a series of Mini Posters to be inspired by the characters and action of this adventure comic. “The Shadows Are Watching…” *Mysterious Figure reaches his hands out towards Mike, Bill, and Amanda preparing to get them.*
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Casual Battle Report Comic #101 Chuck and Frank are confronted with the abandonment of their post by a captain. *Frank* “…and so I told em “Unless you’ve got a +3 wrinkle Fetish drop the old lady.” *Chuck* “Oh man, you’re a funny guy Frank, really.” *Frank* “Really? I was thinking about trying out for that marathon.” *Chuck* “Go for it, you’d kill…” *Captain* “Frank! Chuck! Why aren’t you two at your post?” *Chuck* “Players whiped us good sir.” *Captain* “Is that a fact?” *Frank* “Defeated Capt’n.” *Captain* “Come with me, The Carlson will want to talk to you.”
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=101
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Standard Operating Proceedure Comic #102 Frank and Chuck are taken by the Captain into the palace of the Carlson. *Chuck* “You think we did something wrong Frank?” *Frank* “Nah… gaurds beat by players, gaurds disappear. Totally by the book.” *Captain* “Rules have changed boys. The Carlson has something special planned for the two of you. Now let’s go.”
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=102
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Half-Full Kinda Guy Comic #103 Chuck and Frank are inside the Emperial Palace, they await their fate. *Frank* “Nice hall…” *Chuck* “Emperial yet homey. Very nice.” *Captain* “Alright boys, you two wait here. I’ll go tell the Carlson that you’ve returned.” *Frank* “Wife’s gonna kill me…I’m gonna be late for dinner.” *Chuck* “Maybe the Carlson will kill you first.” *Frank* “You’re quiet the optimist Chuck.”
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=103
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Hail to the King Baby… Comic #104 Frank and Chuck enter the throne room of the Carlson and get a lesson in etiquette. *Chuck* “Have you ever met the Carlson before Frank?” *Frank* “Me? Sure…” *Chuck* “What do we do?” *Frank* “Just do the kneel-grovel thing. They like that kind of stuff.” *Captain* “Alright the Carlson will see you now. Try to keep it clean boys, His Magesty doesn’t like potty mouths.” *Chuck* “I’ll try Capt’n but sometimes a Darn sneaks out.” *Captain* “A soldier’s life is gritty… but you’re emperial Gaurd. Now act like it.” *Captain* “Your Emperial Magesty ... as requested I present the two guards from the ‘Non-Exsistant’ Dungeon Frank and Chuck.” *The Carlson* “Thank you Captain. That will be all.” *Chuck* “Darn… my back…” *Frank* “Shhh… Kneel-grovel.”
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - Fan Comic by Drakolan Comic #105 New From Wiz-Tech! The Evil Cane of Evil! *Ominous Evil Glow!* *Bash Grandmotherly Old Women Just Like Daddy used to!* ***Not To Be Used As A Walking Cane Or For Killing Song Mages, Using The Evil Cane of Evil For Unintended Purposes Voids Warranty***
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - A Minor Setback Comic #106 When the Carlson speaks you listen and whatever he has to tell you in his emperial palace is what goes. Frank and Chuck know their place, on the bottom. *The Carlson* “So you were defeated by the players? *Chuck* “Yes Sir.” *The Carlson* “Do you have any idea what you were guarding?” *Chuck* “No Sir.” *Frank* “We’re only flunkies Sir.” *Chuck* “Low-level flunkies.” *The Carlson* “Suffice to say I am very… displeased.” *The Carlson* “But no matter. You are both expendable which means you could still be useful.” *Frank* “I’m not gonna make it home for dinner am I Sir?”
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=106
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - New Marching Orders Comic #107 The Carlson decides what Frank and Chuck will do about their failure and gives them instructions. *The Carlson* “The Players are on their way to meet The Mage. That cannot be allowed. Your new task is to stop that from happening.” *Chuck* “Yes Sir! You can count on us Sir!” *The Carlson* “By any means necessary.” *Chuck* “Any means?” *The Carlson* “Any.” *Frank* “This could get messy.” *The Carlson* “Actually I’d prefer it did.” *Chuck* “Yipes…”
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=107
Prepare to Die: the webcomic -A Little Insurance Policy Comic #108 Frank and Chuck are off to stop the players, but the Carlson believes they need a little supervision. *The Carlson* “On your way men, and don’t disappoint me.” *Frank & Chuck* “Yes your Majesty.” *Chuck* “That went pretty well.” *Frank* “Oh yeah… and that little unison thing at the end.” *Chuck* “Very nice.” *The Carlson* “Captain… have them followed, we can afford no mistakes.” *Captain* Of course Your Majesty.”
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=108
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays Chuck: Alright... so where are we supposed to go? / Frank: To the North Forest Chuck. / Chuck: Right... got it. Thanks. / Chuck: I wonder what The Carlson meant when he told us to use 'Any Means Neccessary'... / Frank: Well I doubt he wants us to bake cookies.
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=109
 
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays [[Elsewhere...]] / Manda: Um... are we there yet Chaos? / The Kitten of Chaos: Just a couple more days guys... really. / Mike: Days?! / Manda: How long have we been in here??? / The Kitten of Chaos: Oh not that long. / Manda: Somehow this is your fault Bill! / Bill: I'm sorry... let me offer you an apology.
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=110
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - SuperFrame Round 1 This image here is for ROUND 1 of our new SuperFrame Contest, which we'll be running every month. Please see the Extras section of the site for further details on how to participate!
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays The Kitten of Chaos: Wait for it... / The Kitten of Chaos: There ya go guys! Safe and sound landing. / Manda: Finally... / Mike: So where's that Mage? / The Kitten of Chaos: What Mage? / Bill: I knew that was coming.
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=112
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays The Kitten of Chaos: You could always go to the Town. / Bill: What Town? / The Kitten of Chaos: It's over there... / Manda: What town?? / The Kitten of Chaos: Over There! / The Kitten of Chaos: Now I gotta go see X-men 3 with Regis. / Mike: Why did I make that cat? / Manda: Might seem funny if we weren't here. / Bill: No... it wouldn't.
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=113
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays Manda: So.... / Mike: Please... don't start that again. / {{title text: Heading Over There}}
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=114
 
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays Manda: No seriously, how much further can this town be? / Mike: Pretty damn far. / Manda: Chaos'd said it was right over there, didn't he? / Mike: Since when did we start trusting the insane cat? / Manda: But he's so cute! / Mike: And yet another reason why you wouldn't survive a horror movie. / {{title text: No Seriously...}}
http://onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/archive.cfm?issue=115
Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays Manda: Hey... is that the town up ahead? / Bill:You've got to be fucking kidding me... / [[The Village of OVER THERE - Where Quests Always Lead]]
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - No Random Geekness *No Random Geekness today...* / *Guy* I didn't do it. / *...and we're blaming this guy.*
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays Comic #118 - It's Just Some Guy / Our three adventurers meet the local people of the village of Over There. *Manda* “I wonder what kind of people we’ll run into Over Here.” *Some Guy* “Hello I haven’t seem you in this town before.”*Bill* “What the... hey Mike??” *Mike* “Yeah Bill?” *Bill* “Remember when I talked about Pod People?”
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Prepare to Die: the webcomic - currently updated Monday through Friday - Random Geekness on Saturdays Comic #119 – NPC Theory 101 / Mike, Bill and Manda discuss the villagers they encounter in the game world deciding what is going to happen while Some Guy just stands there looking at them.*Bill* “Alright so what’s up with this?” *Mike* “Generic NPC…” *Bill* “Huh?” *Mike* “Basically all the Villagers look the same.” *Bill* “He seems like the same tool we met before.” *Mike* “Well there’s only one way to find out.” *Manda* “Ok I’m already getting creeped out here guys…”
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