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Mutant Boy and a Garden Snail [[Mutant Boy and Lol are talking. There is a snail in the background]] / MB: Hi asl / Lol: u smel / MB: I want bath / Lol: LOL, do you mean the town of Bath in England? / [[silence]] / MB: I don't like you. / [[Mutant Boy chomps Lol]] / <> / [[Lol lies beheaded on the floor]] / Snail: I'm basically...
Mutant Boy and an American with a hat and a peg leg [[Mutant Boy and a new character are shown along with a bloodied snail shell]] / MB: Snails give Mutant Boy gas / [[Annotation: New character!]] / Man: LOL do you mean gas as in the American word for petrol? / Man: Because that would be funny. / MB: Meh, I prefered the other guy. / [[Mutant Boy chomps...
Mutant Boy and a Bad Director [[Mutant Boy and Lol are standing the opposite way around from their positions in the previous comic]] / CONTINUITY ERROR! / [[Mutant Boy and Lol return to their usual positions]] / MB: That's better. / Lol: I don't think anyone cared. / [[Silence]] / Lol: The panels are a bit too square, though / Lol:...
Mutant Boy and a Creepy Old House Lol: ASL / MB: Oh God, not you again. / Lol: Well, this is my house. / MB: We're in a house? / MB: This is a pretty creepy old house. / Lol: LOL do you mean creepy as in it creeps around? / MB: We've spoken about this "LOL" thing of yours. / Lol: Actually, you just ate me. / [[Mutant Boy frowns]] / MB:...
Mutant Boy and a Dentist with a Small Head MB: Hi, dentist. / Dentist: Hi. / MB: So, I guess you want me to lie down... / Dentist: IN BED! / Dentist: AHAHAHAHAA / MB: ... / Dentist: Haha / MB: ... and look into my mouth... / Dentist: IN B... / [[Mutant Boy chomps the dentist]] / MB: A dentist a day keeps the apple away. / [[The Angry Apple chases...
 
Mutant Boy and the Sad Day MB: I have no name! / Lol: Me neither! / MB & Lol: *sniffle* / [[Mutant Boy and Lol burst into tears]] / MB & Lol: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! / MB: I'm too sad to chomp!
Mutant Boy and his companion Lol [[ Lol stands on his own ]] / Lol: LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL / Lol: ... / Lol. LOL! / / [[Mutant Boy stands on his own]] / MB: Guess what happened.
Mutant Boy and Spaceman! [[Spaceman lands in front of Mutant Boy]] / <> / MB: Who the hell are you? / [[Spaceman makes a *crazy effect*]] / SM: I AM SPACEMAN! I AM YOUR ARCH NEMESIS! / SM: I'VE BEEN TO THE MOON! / MB: Bored with you now. / [[Mutant Boy tries to chomp Spaceman but...]] / MB: Oh no! My sharp sharp teeth...
Mutant Boy and a Man with no Arms! [[Regarding the title: "LOL do you mean no arms in that he doesn't carry a weapon?"]] / [[Mutant Boy is standing next to a bank manager]] / MB: So, you're a bank manager, right? / Bank Manager: Yep. / MB: So you, eh... manage... banks? / Bank Manager: I sure do. / MB: Give me all of your money! / [[The...
Mutant Boy and something that takes up a lot of header space [Part 1] / MB: I'm on the run from the police! / Lol: You've lost weight, also. / MB: Thanks, but... I'm on the run from the police! / Lol: We should form a band. / Lol: Also, why's this a problem? You can just eat them all. (Tasty!) / MB: Under normal circumstances, chomping would indeed be a valid...
 
Mutant Boy and Something Bad Happens [Part 2] / MB: So yes, anyway, I need a disguise. / Lol: But what is the police's avdantage? / MB: DISGUISE FIRST THEN I'LL TELL YOU IN A MOMENT / Lol: LOL by "tell you" do you mean you're going to telephone me? / Lol: Didn't think so. / [[Lol is shown as a disembodied head on the floor]] / MB: I shall...
Mutant Boy #12 [Part 3] / [[Mutant Boy appears as he did in the previous comic. Mutant Boy and Lol are looking out of a window where lots of Spacemen are outside.]] / MB: It's no good; they've seen past my disguise. / Lol: Such a pity. But I think this new window I installed looks good. / MB: You're always such the...
Mutant Boy and the Christmas Paradox MB: I hear someone was born yesterday. / Lol: Who from? I'm the only person you talk to. / MB: I talk to other people too! / Lol: Nah uh. / MB: Anyway, what's up? / Lol: LOL by "up" do you mean NO SHUT UP / MB: But yes, it's Boxing Day today. / Lol: LOL do you mean Boxing as in you go around punching...
Mutant Boy and Mutant Boy's Hair Envy [[Mutant Boy is talking to a Barber.]] / MB: You smell. I want haircut. / Barber: I'm not giving you a haircut! / MB: You're wanting for a chomping. / Barber: I'm not. / MB: Why the...!? / Barber: YOU HAVE NO HAIR! / Barber: Yooou're a loser. / MB: LOL! I'm a pathetic freak! / Lol: That's not funny at all! / MB:...
Mutant Boy and a Leaf [[Lol and Mutant Boy are standing next to each other. Lol is imagining himself flying around in the air:]] / Lol: I'm a floaty little fairy! / Lol: WHEEEE! / Lol: WOOO! / Lol: *happyness* / Lol: Look at me! / Lol: I'm floating! / Lol: Floating like a leaf! / [[Back in reality:]] / MB: A leaf that floats? / Lol:...
 
Mutant Boy Grows New Ears [[This transcription has been edited to closer match the original script.]] / [[Mutant Boy appears to have grown a pair of ears.]] / Lol: LOL, ears! / Lol: It's been 'ears since I last saw you! / MB: Eurgh, I can hear you even louder now. / Lol: LOL do you mean you can 'EAR me even louder now? / [[Mutant...
Mutant Boy and the weirdly-shaped ghost [[Mutant Boy is standing next to a Ghost.]] / [[Silence.]] / [[The Ghost looks like...]] / MB: A giant condom? / Ghost: No... / MB: Are you sure? / Ghost: I'm a ghost: look at me hovering. / [[The Ghost is hovering.]] / MB: A ghost? WAAH! / [[Mutant Boy runs away.]] / Lol: LOL, scaredy-cat. / [[Lol crouches...
Mutant Boy and the Camera Shoot [[regarding the title: "LOL do you mean..."]] / [[This is the first Mutant Boy cartoon to show both characters in close-up. They are both UGLY.]] / MB: I think this close-up shot was a bad idea. / Lol: I dunno, I think I'm quite a looker.
Mutant Boy and the Dangers of the Truth MB: I'm a horrible grotesque mutant! / Lol: LOL! / Lol: I'm an annoying little brat with twiggy arms! / MB: Hahaha! / MB & Lol: It's funny because it's true! / MB & Lol: HAHAHAHA! / MB: It's not actually funny at all though, is it? / Lol: No way. / MB: Clear off, twiggy. / Lol: aw. / [[Lol walks away,...
Mutant Boy and the Otherwise Normal Day [[Mutant Boy is standing next to Lol.]] / [[Silence]] / [[Mutant Boy now appears larger while Lol appears smaller.]] / [[Lol looks SURPRISED.]] / Lol: I'm shrinking! / [[Their size difference increases.]] / MB: No way. I'm growing. / Lol: How do we tell if you're growing or I'm shrinking? / [[Mutant Boy...
 
Mutant Boy and the Mega-effect! [[Spaceman flies down to appear beside Lol. He generates a *mega-effect*!]] / SM: I AM SPACEMAN! / SM: I'VE BEEN TO THE MOON! / Lol: LOL, by "spaceman" do you mean you're a man made out of space? / SM: ... / SM: Seriously, what's with this guy? / Lol: You'll learn to either ignore me or just chomp me...
Lol and the man with the funny beard [[Lol is standing in a house. Carpet, wallpaper, and a window are shown.]] / Lol: LOL, new carpet! / Lol: LOL, new wallpaper! / Lol: LOL, new curtains! / [[Lol is joined by a Man.]] / Lol: LOL, new view out the window! / Man: Did it perhaps occour to you that you're in the wrong house? / Lol: LOL, no. / Man:...
Mutant Boy and it had to happen sometime [[Mutant Boy is joined by Bazzu from the Nivan.net Flash cartoon series 'Dimwits'.]] / MB: What the hell. / MB: You're not REAL. You're computer-generated MADNESS. / MB: I shouldn't even be talking to you! / MB: GET OUT OF MY HEAD! / Bazzu: No way. / [[Mutant Boy tried to chomp Bazzu but goes through...
Mutant Boy and the weird thing on the floor [[Mutant Boy is standing next to some crazy portal hole in the floor.]] / Portal: blorp. / [[Mutant Boy puts his leg near to the portal and it gets distorted and sucked in. He pulls it out.]] / MB: Woah. / MB: I wonder what's inside that thing... / [[Lol walks by.]] / Lol: Hi. / MB: Hey, Lol, as an amusing...
Mutant Boy and ... what the hell? [[Lol is standing -- still headless -- next to the Monster from the previous comic.]] / Lol's Body: Oh, I'm still here. / Monster: Here, let me give you head. / [[Lol's Head appears and looks HAPPY.]] / Lol: Wow, you're ugly. / [[The Monster looks UPSET.]] / Lol: I suppose your head-giving skills make...
 
Mutant Boy and the Good Friday MB: Lol, it's come to my attention that I'm dying. / Lol: LOL! Oh, I mean, how sad. / MB: I think it was that mutant croissant that I ate several years ago that originally turned me into Mutant Boy. / [[Mutant Boy remembers...]] / Sarah's Mother: Sarah, eat your croissant! / Sarah: But mother! It looks...
Mutant Boy and the Palm Tree *COMING BACK TO LIFE* / MB: I forgot that mutant boys can't die. / Lol: Lol by "die" did you mean "dye" as in colouring your clothes and/or hair? / MB: ... / Lol: Hehe. / <> / [[Mutant Boy chomps Lol]] / <> / MB: Refreshing. / Lol (from inside Mutant Boy's stomach):...
Mutant Boy and the five hundred moneys MB: Hey, Lol! Do I LOOK like an idiot to you? / RHETORICAL QUESTION! / MB: I'm not going to fall for your tricks. / Lol: What tricks? / MB: You're not getting any of my money. / MB: I'm on to you, matey. / Lol: huh? / MB: Wait a minute. / MB: What was I talking about? / Lol: Those five hundred moneys...
Mutant Boy and Mutant Girl! [[Mutant Girl appears next to Mutant Boy]] / MG: I am Mutant Girl! / MB: So it would seem. / Lol: What's so mutant about you? / MG: Wouldn't you like to know, wink wink wink etc. I mean, my Mutant Green face and my Mutant Yellow eyes. / Lol: I think I have a chance with this girl! / MB: Wait a minute... / MB:...
Mutant Boy and the Road Trip [[Mutant Boy is in a car.]] / MB: So, I just got back from my trip. / Lol: YOU TOOK DRUGS? / [[Mutant Boy chomps Lol.]] / [[Lol walks around headless]] / [[Silence]] / MB: Hey. / MB: Yes, you. / MB: Put more effort into your comics.
 

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