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mrs. owl | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: you know how when you eat a tootsie pop and it's only so long before you bite it? i'm not trying to justify what i did last night; i just want to explain it.
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caring soul | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: i'm such a caring soul! / gal: pft. more like an ass soul.
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thank you e-mails | The Chalkboard Manifesto [[guy standing at computer]] / guy: hah! i counter your barrage of one-line "thank you" e-mails with a volley of "you're welcome" e-mails.
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essay grade | The Chalkboard Manifesto [[guy reading note on paper]] / note: this is an excellent paper. one of the best i've ever read. A- [[circled]]
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emotional roller coaster | The Chalkboard Manifesto left guy: i thought when we broke up, the emotional roller coaster would be over. but now she's seeing another guy... / right guy: i feel ya, man. after i cut brett favre as my fantasy qb in '08, he scored like 20 points!
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warmed ones | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: oh no! my cockles are cold!
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coaster innovation | The Chalkboard Manifesto left guy: a coaster on wheels? this is like a spill-machine. what made you think of this? / right guy: because ... it's a ROLLER COASTER! AHAHAHAHA !!!
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e-books | The Chalkboard Manifesto left guy: i have an online business. my main product is an e-book where i interviewed 100 people who sell e-books about starting an e-book business. / right guy: cool! can i be an affiliate? it's for my e-book blog.
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i hate mondays | The Chalkboard Manifesto left guy: i hate mondays more than my ex-wife. / right guy: i hate mondays so much i want to round them up into camps and exterminate them.
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morning pleasantries | The Chalkboard Manifesto good morning. / fine. and how are you? / thanks! you too!
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save my wife | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: lord, please save my wife! / lord: bitch, i'll do what i want. now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go to a high school football game and push a field goal wide right.
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life is random | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: it's worse than random: life is just a series of non sequiturs.
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my cock, my cock, why have you forsaken me? | The Chalkboard Manifesto cocksure Early 16th C. From cock as a euphemism for "God." Originally "absolutely sure, safe" (Encarta dictionary)
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valentine's day ideas | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: what are you doing for valentine's day? / r guy: i don't know. i've wasted all my best ideas on exes.
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if bush had really inspired egypt | The Chalkboard Manifesto newspaper: "inspired by bush invasion of iraq, egyptians slaughter each other along ethnic lines." / hey assholes, don't tell me bush inspired democracy in egypt.
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brother's keeper | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: have you seen dave? / r guy: i know not: am i my brothers keeper? / l guy: you really need to stop murdering your cubicle mates.
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president's day | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: hey! what are you guys doing for the holiday? / top r guy: i'm going skiing! / bottom r guy: i'm doing my taxes. what are you doing? / l guy: i'm baking a cake for abe and george. it's their birthday, man! show a little respect.
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#addicted | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: you need to quit twitter. all your texts have hashtags. even the sexts!
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soccer and life | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: i think soccer is the sport that best represents life: a lot of running around, but nothing ever happens.
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the creative's paranoia | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: every day, people conspire to stomp out the creativity out of me. i'd like to say this fuels me, but the truth is that they often win. i end my days feeling flat and empty. oh well, i guess the only thing i can do is keep drawing [[wavy line]]
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categorical dumbass | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: yes, you do look fat in that dress. / remark: kantians can never keep a girlfriend.
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cee lo green's fuck you | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: cee lo green's "fuck you" is the first time i heard "i pity the fool" and didn't think of mr. t.
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fever and chills | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: how does this vaccine work, doctor? / doc: we inject you with two yellow viruses. then, if you get infected with another one, they will line up and cancel out.
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profile picture | The Chalkboard Manifesto l gal: i cropped you out of my profile picture. i got tired of explaining to people that i was the cute one.
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now that i'm grown | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: do you eat 5 dozen eggs every morning? / r guy: no. / l guy: then how come you're roughly the size of a barge?
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too much responsibility | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: let's get a dog! / guy: i don't want a dog. i can barely take care of a comic.
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the israeli-palestinian conflict goes on and on and on | The Chalkboard Manifesto [[radio playing taio cruz's "dynamite" with musical notes in air]] / radio:[[note]] we gon' to light it up like it's dynamite [[note]] / radio:[[note]] i'm gonna take it all out [[note]] / guy: am i the only one who thinks taio cruz's "dynamite" chronicles the last moment of a suicide bomber?
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