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size of the boat hey man, it's not the size of the boat; it's the motion of the ocean. / unless you have barnacles on your boat.
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f to the e, r, g, the i, the e and fergie wins the spelling bee!
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deja vu theory i have this theory that deja vu is just coincidence.
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investment strategy what's your investment strategy? / 29 black!
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potluck policy potato salad? / no thanks, i don't trust pot lucks.
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too lazy for bed i'm too lazy to go to bed.
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useful idiots i surrounded myself with useful idiots, but soon, they overwhelmed me, and i became their useful smart person.
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prosopagnosia prosopagnosiacs sue facebook.
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remember remember. / 09/11/01
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just friendsistry no chemistry. / just friendsistry.
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diphthong i designed my own underwear. it has an "o" on the front, and an "i" on the back. it's called a diphthong.
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pinkeye band i'm going to name my rock band pinkeye. / haha. you know, that's actually kind of cool. / no, disease is never cool.
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sleep aid if i can't sleep, i listen to music. / usually what helps me sleep are the pills i'm addicted to.
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fireplace tv the tv was broken, so i watched the fireplace. / no commercials, baby!
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halloween slut what are you for halloween? / i'm a slut! / wait. how does this differ from any other day?
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pikachu sneeze pikachu! / it was only funny the first time you sneezed! 8 years ago!
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if i was drunk if i was drunk, would i be able to do this!
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cow milk cow milk is for baby cows! not people! you damn lactose tolerant mutants.
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a bad skirt does this make me look fat? / no, but it makes your butt look like cottage cheese.
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walk destination the walk is the destination.
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that's not mistletoe that's not mistletoe. that's some other kind of plant. / i know, this one means you have to give me oral sex.
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collecting names hi, what's your name? / hi, i'm tom. / thank you. / (i like to collect names.)
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saying nothing blah blah! / wow, you sure do take a long time to say nothing.
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cookie in hand the world seems happier when you have a cookie in your hand.
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dance to any music girls are liars. you told me that you like guys who will dance to any music, and then you never talked to me again after mass.
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question translation i have a question: i'm a dumbass who didn't understand any of it. / (i didn't hear the question, but i got the translation.)
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baltimore benches c'mon, baltimore. you're not fooling anyone. / the greatest city in america
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why i didn't go out last saturday why i didn't go out last saturday: / to everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven: / a time to party, a time to stay home, / a time to drink beer, and a time to drink chicken noodle soup.
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americans with disabilities act skaters everywhere rejoiced after the passage of the americans with disabilities act.
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cell phone pretend yeah, i'm just standing here, pretending to talk on my cell phone so i don't feel left out.
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