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use my umbrella no way, get your own. just because you're hot, doesn't mean i'll let you use my... okay, yeah it does.
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stars at night it's a little thing, but i miss seeing the stars at night.
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playground button mr. mayor, here's the plans for the new playground at the park. / what's that thing? / why, it's a button that does nothing! / a button that does nothing! wow, the kids will love that!
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miguel miguel, my eskimo lover from canada who i met on myspace, in-jokes don't make for very good comics.
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pog do you remember pogs? did pog stand for anything? / piece of garbage?
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grasping that thought grasping that thought is like trying to hug a tree that's too big for your arms.
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jesus outsource hey disciples, ignore that last order, the sandals and stuff. we're going to outsource the preaching. you're going to be replaced by some guys who can hardly speak aramaic.
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chalk heaven when i am erased, will i go to heaven?
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newfangled video games you spoiled kids and your newfangled video game systems. back in the old days, we had to blow on the cartridges and jiggle them to make them work and we liked it. oh baby, we liked it. jiggling, blowing, mmm yeah...
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what are you thinking c'mon, now ask me what i'm thinking... / no one ever asks you what you're thinking when it really matters.
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poker and life i love poker. there is no other game with as many useless life analogies.
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gout band what are you looking at? / i'm looking up gout. / is that a rock band? / apparently, yes. ew.
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geese dream when i was a kid, i always had this dream where i was mauled to death by geese.
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give me more time since it was impossible to finish the task in the time allotted, i figured it would be a better use of my time to start construction on a time machine.
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empty pantry all i had in my pantry was glue. i was half-tempted.
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giving up there are some days when you just feel like giving up, you know? those days, i look at my desktop on my computer. then, i see that picture of bob dole there, and i think to myself: "why the hell do i have a picture of bob dole on my computer?"
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different learning styles some people learn in different ways and methods, but some people are just plain dumb.
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supported by the text i'm sorry, but supported by the text does not mean cite a line and then bullshit for twenty seconds.
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excellent response the key to an excellent response is to keep going until you forget what you were talking about.
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bucket mute curling the choice sport of trombonists: bucket mute curling.
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popup ads i just got a popup ad advertising a popup blocker.
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urban rooster the jackhammer... aka the urban rooster.
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horrible genetic disease ...why not? she suffers from a horrible genetic disease: ugliness.
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ad hominem attacks only an idiot would engage in ad hominem attacks!
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sticky hugs your hugs are very sticky. they stick in my mind all day.
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stale magazines is there any greater hell than sitting in a waiting room reading stale magazines?
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english class discussion formula for english class discussion: i agree with what [person] said, and i think that [reword what person said].
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and the next second one second, everything's perfect. and the next, you're hit by a truck.
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tag variant when i was a kid, tag was never enough. we slammed people into a tree, and did it until everyone was it... even the kids who weren't playing.
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lepers i make fun of lepers because people get offended when i make fun of cripples.
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