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not chapstick ... that's not chapstick.
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bear-shark look out! a bear-shark with laser eyes! / like i'm going to fall for that again. / yeah, i don't have laser eyes.
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fancy ketchup does mcdonald's honestly think it's going to trick anyone into believing its ketchup is fancy? / actual label: fancy ketchup
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sushi date want to grab some sushi with me? / hah! i like sushi, but not that much.
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stop right now stop right now! / thank you very much, i need somebody with the human touch! / (i hate the police. they never get the spice girls reference.)
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3 years of french j'aime lancer les jeunes enfants contre le mur. / (i took 3 years of french in high school and this is all that i remember.)
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slips of the pen just think of ugly people as slips of the creator's pen.
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mesquite chicken that sandwich looks good. what kind of chicken is that? / ahhh... mesquite squite-skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet! / sounds delicious!
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hammer time stop! hammer time.
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it came out of nowhere i'm sorry officer! it came out of nowhere! / i like pancakes. / what? / that was a non sequitur, son. now that came out of nowhere.
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worst pimp ever check out mah fine hose.
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if kirby if kirby had oral sex, would he become a man?
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chipotle chipotle -- home of the white man's burrito.
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stuck in my head there's something i can't get out of my head: you.
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microwave trucks ice cream trucks are overrated. my goal is to make a microwave truck that serves hot pockets.
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kid with balloon pwned!
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theocracy cups hey, you got religion in my government! / hey, you got government in my religion! / *crash* / (i much preferred reese's democracy cups to their theocracy cups.)
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post-its are my life i think in post-it notes.
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karaoke nights karaoke made me feel empty inside. every time i performed "she bangs," i died a little.
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symmetry is beauty what do you like best about a girl, physically? / symmetry! / you're so weird. / i just like voicing my unconscious preferences.
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flying and dreaming if i could fly, i'm not sure how i'd know when i was dreaming.
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yakov smirnoff meets friedrich nietzsche in soviet russia, abyss stare into you.
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how to play monopoly ok, so this is monopoly. the objective is to be the last person to get bored and walk away.
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parent innuendo mom, dad, will you please stop using blatantly obvious sexual innuendo around me.
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big donor 2 alright, the pitch is this: 14 dying little children live together, compete in crazy games, and the winner gets a kidney.
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curbs as balance beams every curb is also a balance beam.
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real fortune "maybe you can live on the moon in next century."
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aquarium watching they mill about aimlessly and i watch them (not the fish)
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the daily show i'm jon stewart. i'm going to play a clip and then look incredulous. laugh at me. / (i love the daily show, but sometimes the satire is lazy.)
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talk radio i want to live life in a constant state of discomfort, always questioning every one of my deepest held beliefs. / that's nice. i only listen to talk radio.
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