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| racist halloween | hey, nice halloween costume!
/ what the fuck? i'm indian!
/ yeah, yeah, i get it. derka, derka, muhammed jihad.
/ (i dressed up as a "real" american for halloween.) http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=389 |
| postmodern satire | see, after sarah palin, the next logical step is for the satirist to play the straight man, while reality does the jokes. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=390 |
| two weeks for paper | you will have two weeks to do your paper.
/ good, that gives me 13 days to procrastinate. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=391 |
| blood oranges | where are the blood oranges?
/ i don't know, but they're sure not next to the crips oranges.
/ gah! this is why we're not dating anymore. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=392 |
| firefly sucked | they cancelled firefly for a reason: it sucked. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=393 |
| family feud race war | am i a racist? every time i watch family feud, i want to see the white family lose. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=394 |
| weekend procrastination | why didn't you get it done?
/ well, i put off all my work until the weekend, and then on the weekend, i just watch football. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=395 |
| i am significant! | i am significant! http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=396 |
| race and the election | do you think race played a role in this election?
/ it certainly did for me. i only voted for obama because he's half-white, just like me.
/ dude, you're also half-asian. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=397 |
| noah's ark | ahoy ye animals! prepare to board noah's arrrrrk! http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=398 |
| ten million dollar smile | ah, there's that 10 million dollar smile.
/ ooh, even better than my million dollar smile?
/ no, dear. massive inflation. the economy's not doing so well. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=399 |
| peace won ton soup | peace won ton soup?
/ i warned you this place was a little hippie. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=400 |
| abortion fun | if god doesn't want you to get an abortion, then why is it so fun? http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=401 |
| camping trip graph | [[Graph labeled camping trip. x-axis labeled size of bear. y-axis labeled oh shit! Rising slope.]] http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=402 |
| the bow tie rule | never trust a man in a bow tie. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=403 |
| fluent in superfluous | you're not being smart; you're just babbling with a big vocabulary. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=404 |
| ugly christmas sweater party | ugly christmas sweater party? sorry, i don't have any ugly sweaters. can i just bring your face? http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=405 |
| playful holiday insults | merry christmas, you christian whore.
/ happy hanukkah, you filthy jew.
/ hey guys, what about kwanzaa? http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=406 |
| party mix | [[a guy is holding a pretzel from a party mix container next to him.]]
/ you know what's sad? eating party mix by yourself. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=407 |
| fair trade | is this coffee fair trade?
/ we give you low prices, and in return, you ignore our human rights abuses. sounds like a fair trade to me. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=408 |
| to that guy at the party | [[Girl standing in front of chalkboard. Venn diagram with two circles labeled drunk and funny. There is an x in the drunk circle, with the label you.]] http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=409 |
| magic lamp | ooh, a magic lamp...
/ no! don't touch it! you'll let out robin williams! http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=410 |
| the amazing juicer | are you putting to work that juicer i got you for christmas?
/ it's amazing! my life has been transformed! why buy juice from the store when i can waste 2 hours making my own juice? i don't know how my family would get along without your endless parade of useless gifts. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=411 |
| baa baa twinkle abc's | twinkle twinkle little star
/ h i j k l m n o p
/ one for the master, one for the dame
/ like a diamond in the sky
/ baa baa twinkle abc's
/ next time won't you sing with me? http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=412 |
| i hate the bcs | on behalf of fedex (r), i'd like to present the bcs -- ahh!
/ die, capitalist pig! viva la playoffs! http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=413 |
| chinese pirates | what do chinese pirates say? they can't pronounce arrrr..... http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=414 |
| real learning | [[Teacher hitting student on head with stick. *whack*]]
/ if it's not painful, then it's not learning. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=415 |
| advice confirmation | i didn't want any actual advice. i was hoping you would just confirm what i was already thinking. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=416 |
| goodbye bush | [[Banner: mission accomplished]]
/ goodbye to all that. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=417 |
| pop culture clue | this game is no fun if all you're going to do is make pop culture references.
/ wait! one more: plaxico burress with the revolver in the nightclub. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=418 |
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