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wherein i profess my undying love for tv i once told a girl that i loved her more than television. i was lying, of course.
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do you love her? you're not sure if you love her or not? / well, no. i mean, i mean i like her, but how can i be sure that there isn't an evil deceiver manipulating my brain in a vat? maybe she doesn't actually exist.
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baby instructions babies are like oj: shake well before stirring.
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google buzz google buzz? more like google buzz off! am i right? up top! / privacy hawk high five!
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yes, my cookies talk to me cookie: i want your saliva on me. mmm yeah.
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saliva, part 2 i want your saliva on me. / it's sexier when the cookie says it.
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facebook relationships status stop hitting on me. i already have three wives. / god, i wish facebook had a polygamy option. / there's an app for that.
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toyota what's not to get? it's okay to murder people because it costs too much to fix our shitty cars. that's business!
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snowflakes remember, class, you are all snowflakes: aimless, drifting, short-lived specks.
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inappropriate fortune cookie "you should get abortion." / wtf.
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a portion of the proceeds when you purchase this, a portion of the proceeds go to fighting cancer. / fuck the charity. just give me a discount.
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sticky controller ew. the controller's sticky. someone must've spilled something on it. / either that, or someone was jacking off to cooking mama again.
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offensive joke hey, at least wait for the punchline before you get offended.
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hooligans 2.0 you dang hooligans! stop stealing my wi-fi!
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balloon animals look! balloon animals! what is that? a tree? / it's a three-balled penis!
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poco ritardando i don't care if it says poco; i'm slowing down a lot. / no, you never go full ritard!
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stick figures what the hell is wrong with you?
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no homo i want to ram my cock into your man-anus, no homo. / i don't think that's how the expression works.
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cougar sex i had sex with a cougar last night; it was a disgusting display of bestiality.
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the road not taken Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- / I took the one less traveled by, / And that is why I got eaten by a bear.
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drunk at work you know what's on my list? show up to work drunk. i don't want to get fired, though. / hemingway never had this problem.
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ipad revolution the ipad just revolutionized the way i use my segway!
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vigilante veneration i blame pop culture. what if instead of pizza and vigilante justice, the ninja turtles had promoted fruits, veggies, and the democratic way?
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pda pda is a terrible abbreviation! how can you distinguish public displays of affection from private displays of affection?
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valuable lesson i almost died! but i learned a valuable lesson: the bathtoaster is not a viable commercial product.
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clever dick if you're trying to be a clever dick, you're only succeeding at the latter.
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but this does work for levar burton hey baby, i see you like to read. how would you like to take a ride on my reading rainbow?
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for the best | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: this will work out all for the best. you'll find someone better than me, and i'll find someone much, much better than you
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for the best | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: this will work out all for the best. you'll find someone better than me, and i'll find someone much, much better than you
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invisible hand i hate capitalism. the invisible hand keeps bitch-slapping mother earth.
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terror! terror! | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: terrorists blow up underwear and leave poop in trucks. i'm not scared; are you ?
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