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management styles | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: i want someone who leads from the front, not someone who jacks off over charts & graphs.
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attendance | The Chalkboard Manifesto Girl: dick siemens-cox? / Boy: present!
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predicting failure | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: i predict people's failures by projecting my own faults.
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browser controls | The Chalkboard Manifesto i want to control my web browser with a gun and shoot off-screen to reload.
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staring at my phone | The Chalkboard Manifesto if i'm pretending to look at my cell phone, i'm probably spying on you.
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innate morality | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: of course people are born with an innate moral grammar! didn't you see how long those babies stared at those shapes?
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creative vs. competent | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy with tie: i do trust people to be brilliant and creative. i just don't trust them to be competent.
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run this report | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy with tie: can you run this report for me? i can't do simple math because i'm a manager.
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last friday night | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: i love last friday night! this song is so me! / guy: you know, it's not flattering to introduce yourself as sad & pathetic. / i really need to work on my game.
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space jam 2 | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: it's great! in space jam 2, michael jordan turns heel with his hitler mustache.
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they're not even insects; they're arachnids | The Chalkboard Manifesto l bug: this neighborhood was full of great insects until the chiggers moved in.
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tsa pervs | The Chalkboard Manifesto l tsa: the cia found a new al qaeda brainstorm. / r tsa: great! any new places we can touch people?
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=730
fat suit | The Chalkboard Manifesto a fat suit isn't as offensive as blackface, right?
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plagiarise | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: he's a great rapper! / r guy: dude, play ja rize just rips off other people's songs. he's never written anything original.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=732
#blamethemuslims | The Chalkboard Manifesto [[a pie graph on the board]] / [[graph title]] #blamethemuslims twitter trend / largest section of graph: people who don't understand irony / smaller section of graph: people explaining irony to people who don't understand irony / smallest sliver section of graph: funny ironical tweets
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=733
 
current pop trends | The Chalkboard Manifesto tie guy: i have been analyzing current trends and the next pop hit we write should have an epic sax solo along with an autotuned gospel choir.
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shot in the face | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: some people deserve to be punched in the face, but the law doesn't allow it. osama deserved to get shot in the face, but he should have been put on trial.
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trotskyists | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: given that neocons are all former trotskyists, one can fairly speculate that lenin was the lesser of two evils.
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so yeah it's basically the same | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: is baltimore anything like the wire? / gal: is san francisco anything like full house?
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acting like a ditz | The Chalkboard Manifesto l gal: stop acting like a ditz! you're not even a real blonde. i can see your roots.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=738
 
run like a corporation | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: i want government run like a corporation -- a corporation that can never raise its prices and keeps cutting its products and services.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=739
vegetarian | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: how come you don't eat meat? / r guy: diarrhea. / comment: now no one has to discuss politics.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=740
east coast earthquake | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: yeah you had an earthquake. and i just pissed a tropical storm. pansy east coasters.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=741
top 40 radio stations | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: they replaced my second favorite radio station with a loop of katy perry and sleep train commercials. i didn't notice for 3 weeks!
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=742
it's better on mute | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: do you ever keep track of what's going on in the world? / r guy: sometimes i watch cable news on mute and jack off to the blondes.
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write guilt | The Chalkboard Manifesto sad guy: i don't write nearly enough.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=744
i'm ready for some football | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: oh my god, are you bleeding? / guy: no, that's goat blood. i sacrificed one to appease the fantasy football gods.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=745
confabulation | The Chalkboard Manifesto [[guy pointing to black board with "decision --> confabulation" written on it]] / there is no rational thought.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=746
liberty is an illusion | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy with zippered mouth: liberty is an illusion. keep your mouth shut.
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volatility | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: i won't even review them on a quarterly basis -- too much volatility. / r guy: you guys talking about stocks? / m guy: no, fantasy football scores.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=748
 

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