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guilty pleasures | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: trashy reality tv is my guilty pleasure. / guy: it doesn't count as a guilty pleasure unless you enjoy it unironically.
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qb hits | The Chalkboard Manifesto [[3 frames of guys watching and commenting on tv]] / frame 1 guy: come on! you can't let them touch the qb! / frame 2 r guy: yeah, our o-line sucks. / frame 3 l guy: no, i'm yelling at the refs.
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i got a fever | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: i got a fever and it can't be cured by more cowbell. *cough*
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sharing food | The Chalkboard Manifesto [[group of happy people sharing a meal]] / comment: food tastes better when shared with friends.
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recession alumnus | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy's letter reads: dear johns hopkins, stop asking me for money. i already gave you all of it. =(
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the fantasy football gods are cruel | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: i'm 0-3. i've lost nate kaeding, jamaal charles, and kenny britt in successive weeks. this season can't get any -- ow! / r guy: what? / l guy: ... i think i tore my acl.
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no one showed up | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: i hate how rain depresses turnout. / gal: i hate how rain depresses me.
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unpoppable bubble wrap | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: bubble wrap that won't pop? this is perfect for shipping, and it'll make children cry. i'll buy nine thousand rolls!
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anal-ytics | The Chalkboard Manifesto l gal: how many times have i had butt sex? let's check the analytics. / r gal: you graphed your anal sex for a pun?
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rip al davis | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: who'd win in a fight between batman & superman? / r guy: superman! he has the better 40 time. / comment: rip al davis
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=758
 
death eater | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: sorry. / definition: deatheater. n. someone who is especially awful at oral sex.
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stop global warming | The Chalkboard Manifesto what can you do about global warming? / -- replace light bulbs. / -- turn off lights. / -- rise up & overthrow capitalist oppressors.
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a class="searchlink" href="http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=761">http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=761 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
keeping in touch | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: it's harder to keep in touch when you're not on facebook. / translation: i miss stalking you.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=762
wizard security | The Chalkboard Manifesto [[A guy and a girl, both wearing wizard/witch hats, are standing there.]] / Guy: i hacked into harry's laptop. all his passwords are "alohomora".
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end righteous memes | The Chalkboard Manifesto frame 1 left guy: remember that time moses got us all to share that "free my people" pic? / frame 2 [[2 guys in front of a pyramid]] : yeah, we really made a difference.
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sharing memes | The Chalkboard Manifesto you added a picture / this person believes that sharing memes on facebook won't change a damn thing
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the perils of craigslist | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy: you got hosed. you totally could have sold that chair for more. / r guy: no, i think i got the better end of the deal considering how many times i've sat naked in that chair. / note: the perils of craigslist
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say kant | The Chalkboard Manifesto the professor: i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you to leave my class if you keep intentionally mispronouncing kant.
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misshapen cookies | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: i always eat the misshapen cookies so they don't feel unwanted.
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politeness | The Chalkboard Manifesto sorry. sometimes i can't distinguish politeness from flirtation.
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bring back dadt | The Chalkboard Manifesto l soldier: i miss don't ask don't tell. showers were more fun when you didn't know who was gay.
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a class="searchlink" href="http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=771">http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=771 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
candy hangover day | The Chalkboard Manifesto [[guy passed out on floor with candy scattered around him]] / comment: happy candy hangover day
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tom's of maine | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy with toothpaste: whoa, i didn't know the myspace guy made toothpaste! / girl with bow on head: different tom, dear.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=773
 
the evolution of networking | The Chalkboard Manifesto l guy in tie: i was good at networking when it involved getting invited to parties and finding girls to bang. i'm not so good at the get a job in a recession version.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=774
liquid courage | The Chalkboard Manifesto no thanks, i don't drink at parties. / ... only before i write. staring at a blank page requires more courage than mingling with drunk bitches.
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=775
meta-awareness month | The Chalkboard Manifesto november is meta-awareness month! / are you aware of awareness?
http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=776
political season | The Chalkboard Manifesto left guy: did you watch the republican debate? / right guy: dude, this is like political preseason. who gives a shit?
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better with bacon | The Chalkboard Manifesto comment: everything goes better with bacon.... / [[guy and gal holding bacon and smiling]] / ... even divorce!
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