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with everyone ... she does that with everyone! / but you don't do that with everyone.
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urinal please do not leave your pubic hair on the urinals. thank you. / - management
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dear jane dear jane, now that i've moved away to college, i miss you a lot... almost as much as cable television.
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if i was a bird if i was a bird, i'd so do you.
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just piff maybe in an alternate universe, he became piff d., and now he's just piff.
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life crisis i had a life crisis when i realized half of all i knew came from snapple caps.
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flying car jokes the sad thing about flying car jokes in 2050 is not that my jokes will be old, but that we still won't have flying cars.
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balloon noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo x 10^17!
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it was sucked it was sucked! / drunken speech errors: the only thing that's even funnier the 2nd & 3rd time you hear it.
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delusions of grandeur sometimes i get delusions of grandeur, but then i realize: i really am that great.
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what is hip what is hip? / (tell me, tell me, if you think you know!)
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math major friends oops, i forgot my square root of -1 pod. / math majors don't make good friends.
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kicked out of the library why i got kicked out of the library: / let's study. / hey, you wanna pre-game it?
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mail-order bitches before the invention of the internet, pimps had to wait 6-8 weeks for mail-order bitches.
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cell phone search we couldn't find you because you didn't have your cell phone! / back in the old days, we didn't know where people were, and we liked it.
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good news but i have some good news: i just saved a bunch of money by switching to non sequitur insurance company.
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laundry day ho ho ho! merry fucking laundry day.
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you exist you exist! you don't need to act annoying to constantly confirm it.
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men and angels if there were no evil in our hearts, we would be angels, not men.
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deathstar disco the deathstar disco ball was a blast.
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scariest thing so, what's the scariest thing you can think of for halloween? / reality.
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bitter halloween i think for halloween, i'm going to be bitter.
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michael moore for halloween, i dressed up as a fat man and documented the capitalistic evils of halloween.
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emo kite cheer up, emo kid, at least you can use the kite string to hang yourself.
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amazingly wonderful i can't decide if she's amazingly wonderful or wonderfully amazing.
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you're hot i don't know how to feel when ugly people say i'm hot.
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seasons seasons are overrated.
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desert trek on second thought, when they told me i could only bring one item with me on this trek through the desert, i should've brought some water... nahh...
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all my thinking after all my thinking, i've decided that i think too much.
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flatter world mr. friedman, the world is not getting "flatter," you're just getting dumber at coining phrases.
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