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| apples and oranges | ... are you?
/ why yes, i am comparing them!
/ oh no! http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=89 |
| thanksgiving carols | i am thankful for the fact that there are no thanksgiving carols. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=90 |
| bored | i'm bored of being bored! http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=91 |
| airport terminal refugee camp | q: what's the difference between an airport terminal and a refugee camp?
/ a: wheelchair service. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=92 |
| inferior goldfish | see this, goldfish. you could never build this. that is why you live in a bowl, and man rules the world. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=93 |
| diversity | yay diversity. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=94 |
| posterboard sizes | we have 3 sizes of posterboard: small, medium, and overachiever. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=95 |
| junk mail | one time, i opened an envelope and got a pop-up ad. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=96 |
| racist ranger | why was the most powerful power ranger the white one? http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=97 |
| preposterous pb&j | peanut butter and jelly? preposterous!
/ the line between genius and insanity is thinner than you think. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=98 |
| mmm elbow | mmm... my elbow is tasty. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=99 |
| orphanage | how did you get the money?
/ i robbed an orphanage. the security was horrible. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=100 |
| no hell | actually, there is no hell. it is a giant "game over" screen, and st. peter gives you a quarter so you can try again. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=101 |
| mcdonald's | yeah, i'd like a mcobesity and a diet coke. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=102 |
| saving christmas | how can we save christmas from commercialism and the evil secularists?
/ i know! we will bring back jesus and have him lay the smack down on santa!
/ hey, i'd pay to see that. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=103 |
| after christmas sales | time for after christmas sales!
/ why do you need to go shopping? you already got a bunch of stuff you don't need yesterday for free. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=104 |
| 8 days long | so, hanukkah is 8 days long.
/ yeah, actually, christmas is two months long. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=105 |
| happy new year | happy arbitrary day marking one revolution around the sun! http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=106 |
| rotting smell | ew... what's that smell? is something rotting?
/ oh, my brain. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=107 |
| rose bowl | fuck texas. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=108 |
| timetable for withdrawal | we don't need a timetable for withdrawal. we need a timetable for victory! http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=109 |
| love poem | i wrote you a love poem. it's entitled, "i am a stalker." http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=110 |
| jackie chan's sister | ever notice how jackie chan always has a hot sister in his movies? that guy has issues. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=111 |
| mlk day | i have a dream...
/ got mlk? http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=112 |
| how ironic | how "ironic!" you just used ironic incorrectly! http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=113 |
| war | war, huh, what is it good for?
/ taking out dictators. you dumb hippie. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=114 |
| magic 8 ball | magic eight ball worn with use
/ cast me a spell that will grant me youth
/ never let me grow withered or wise
/ i'd rather have you than truth or lies. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=115 |
| gummi bear | i am a gummi bear pervert. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=116 |
| smile | smile. you are not alone. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=117 |
| carabiners | i'm a sucker for free things, but carabiners are where i draw the line. http://chalkboardmanifesto.com/index.php?comicNum=118 |
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