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cellar door cellar door / big boobies / luckily, we never saw that donnie darko.
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power vacuum man abhors a power vacuum.
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global war on terror what's the difference between a sunni and a shiite? / i don't know. / trick question! they're both terrorists!
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christmas music christmas is over! please, just make the music stop!
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charity girl pick-up attempt what a coincidence! aids is my favorite disease too! / fight aids! / (needless to say, i did not get her number.)
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two types of people there are two types of people in the world: those who divide the world into two types of people, and those who don't.
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damn you sudoku damn you, sudoku!
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the phantom menace the phantom menace is in my pants. / you put the dvd in your pants? / no, i was referring to my penis.
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the little mermaid do you know why ariel wanted to be human? because there's no such thing as a mer-penis.
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make that 3 somehow, i used the word penis in two comics in a row. shit, make that three.
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flawed creatures we are all flawed creatures, and yet we live in a world where we must pretend we are perfect. why can't we celebrate our imperfections? / do not say that at the interview.
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conspiracy theorists do you know why we're in iraq? / because canada will never see it coming! / the only way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to one-up them.
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beautiful why can't everyone be as beautiful as me?
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rewards card would you like a rewards card? / sure, i'd love for you to track my purchasing habits.
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teddy graham whores i can understand why some teddy grahams have their hands up and some have their hands down, but why are there teddy graham whores with their legs open.
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on iraq but sir, what are the costs of "victory"?
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people-watch psh. i don't people-watch. i people-judge.
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jack bauer excuse me, jack bauer, but could you please kick ass a little more ironically?
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public paper towels why are paper towels always just too small?
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meaning tv you are the only thing that gives meaning to my life. / aw, that's so sweet! / i wasn't talking to you.
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super bowl commercials let it be known, the era of super bowl commercial greatness has ended... / ... with a whimper.
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pineal gland wrong! / oh well, descartes thought the seat of the soul was the pineal gland. / (i always comfort myself with this fact.)
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nothing says nothing says i love you like a giant box of this is going straight to my thighs.
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nipples too hey, men have nipples too.
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spontaneous song and dance admit it. you've always wanted to spontaneously burst out into a song & dance number.
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global warming solution my solution to global warming: / nuclear winter.
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ok stop everything was going fine until "here it goes again" came up on my playlist.
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towards the less fortunate why are you so callous towards the less fortunate? / because it's fucking hilarious!
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try not wearing your glasses for a few weeks hey did you get contacts? / no, i just got tired of looking at your ugly face. geeze.
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bloggers in the forest if a tree falls in the forest, and a blogger isn't around to criticize the news media's coverage of it, is dan rather still a douchebag?
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