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knowledge worker | The Chalkboard Manifesto left guy: i'm sorry kiddo. after spending eight hours surfing on the internet, i'm too tired to do anything except watch television.
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password manager | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: i have all my passwords saved on here, encrypted in ASCII format.
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epiphanies and truth value | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: my life is littered with false epiphanies.
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not an optical illusion | The Chalkboard Manifesto Q: which line is shorter ? / A: your penis.
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blending in with the scenery | The Chalkboard Manifesto right gal: psh. most animals aren't even pretty. most of them are dirt-colored.
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e-mails | The Chalkboard Manifesto [[chalkboard with 73 marks on it]] / guy: how many times i checked my e-mail today.
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i love arrested development | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy & gal: i love arrested development! / let's be friends! / let's date! / let's get married!
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try semicolons | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: try using a semicolon; it's not that hard.
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frugal pits | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: throw it away already! / guy: no, this stick of deodorant is not done until it's scraping my armpits raw.
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speed of light 2 | The Chalkboard Manifesto left guy: you know what's faster than the speed of light? the -- / right guy: -- expansion rate of the universe. / left guy: hey! stop interrupting my jokes with science.
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work is ridiculous | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: work is ridiculous! i have to spend eight hours with my shoes on?
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viral marketing | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: too much viral marketing. i need to drink a bunch of water and piss it all out.
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this movie's commercials are inappropriately epic | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: Legend of the Guardians... it's a movie... about OWLS!! YEAH, MUTHERFUCKER !!!
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reverse racism | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: racism. n. a white lady not being able to say the n-word on the radio.
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my sitcom idea | The Chalkboard Manifesto tv: up next: the justin timberlake & peyton manning show! / gal: they listened to my idea!
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seinfeld 2020 | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: listen, folks, we need something fresh on tv: a seinfeld reboot. it'll be re-imagined and updated for this decade. instead of a show about nothing, it'll be a show about everything!
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prison warden | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: this is my cousin. he works as a prison warden in new orleans. / guy: ah, the cagin' cajun. / gal: ... and you wonder why no one in my family likes you.
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attracting readers | The Chalkboard Manifesto guy: i bet i'd have more readers if i could draw stick boobs.
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muslims on a plane starring juan williams | The Chalkboard Manifesto left guy: the 9/11 hijackers were wearing western clothes. if anything, you should be less afraid of muslims in full muslim garb.
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italian food | The Chalkboard Manifesto left guy: i don't like mario bros. it's completely unrealistic. how can there be so many mushrooms but no cheese?
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blog posts | The Chalkboard Manifesto gal: when did people start referring to blog posts as blogs? that's like calling each egg a carton.
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playing with dolls | The Chalkboard Manifesto left gal: as a kid, i never played with dolls; i preferred to boss the other kids around.
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