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state of the union furthermore, i urge congress to quit clapping after every single sentence during the state of the union.
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obviously every time a smart-ass student inappropriately uses "obviously" during class discussion, take a drink.
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american idol dawg, that was horrible. / singing is not your thing. / i don't mean to be rude, but you really suck. / evidently, i was not the next american idol.
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traditional marriage honey, i don't love you anymore. / what, why? / because allowing homosexuals to marry has undermined our traditional marriage.
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bad-acting channel what are you watching? / the bad-acting channel. / oh, sci-fi.
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flier people one of my favorite things to do is pretend to be interested in people who are handing out fliers.
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valentine surprise surprise! this valentine is smeared with smallpox!
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olympic disappointment the biggest disappointment of the winter olympics? not getting to see michelle kwan choke one last time.
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over-exaggerate you can't over-exaggerate. that's over-redundant.
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geneva gummi geneva convention? that doesn't apply to unlawful gummi combatants.
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baby seal i'm sorry, baby seal, not this time. i gave up clubbing for lent.
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umlauts umlauts: because nothing says hardcore like two little dots above a vowel.
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wide hips do you like a girl with a big ass? / yeah, wide hips are great for childbearing!
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not written that which is not written down is lost for all eternity.
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travel plans got any travel plans for break? / not unless you count watching the travel channel in my underwear.
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forgot mom's birthday sorry i forgot your birthday, mom, but facebook didn't alert me.
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pascal's wager sorry, pascal, but today we're only letting in people who don't believe in god.
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jobs americans won't do you need us to do the jobs americans won't do. / we already have people to do those jobs: they're called black people.
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king kong you expect me to cheer for a monkey over the us army?
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forsaken god has forsaken me. / god has not forsaken you. you have forsaken yourself.
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laundry day flash animation knock knock / ho ho ho / oh my! / merry fucking laundry day.
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new nero nero fiddled; i'll be eating potato chips.
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poverty bracelet check out my new bracelet to raise awareness about poverty. / wow, that's great. what does it say? / poor people are poor cuz they're lazy.
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lacrosse did you know that lacrosse was invented by native americans? it's a point of pride for all the rich white boys who play the sport today.
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american idol finale why do we watch from the beginning when we know they're not going to announce the winner until the end?
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tamper-proof tamper-proof? more like open-proof!
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spelling bee pronunciation your word is nucleus. / nucreus. / please pronounce the word again. / nucreus. / uh oh.
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spelling bee names welcome to the spelling bee, rajanikant meenakshisundaram. please spell... your name.
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hillary's a centrist hillary's a centrist.
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the end of the world i think that when the world ends, it'll be by time zone.
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