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First, the escape	Me: Hey! Please get back in my head! I have to draw comics again!! / / Rabid: You ate too much delicious food during your month off and there is no room for us now, so... GOODBYE!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/361/
Second, the disaster	Dr Quickly: Is that a storm? / <> / Rabid: WOW! / Rabid: This water is very cold. / Rabish: I'm sure we'll adjust. / Dr Quickly: Just jumping in is always the best way. http://nameremoved.com/comics/362/
Third, the return	Me: Ha ha! Little wet monsters want to come home! / Rabid: Bah humbug! / / Rabid: It may be small and cramped... ...but it's home! / / Space Frog: WELCOME BACK I SOLD ALL YOUR FURNITURE http://nameremoved.com/comics/363/
Ping Pong (Hat)	<> / Rabish: AHH! / / Rabid: We have to go find the Doctor and tell him what happened so he can fix it!! / Rabish: SHUT UP I KNOW!! CONCENTRATE ON WALKING YOUR HALF OF MY BODY!! / / Rabish: This cyborg thing is neat but it's not... can't you just put him back in his own body? / Dr Quickly: Wait, his body is... http://nameremoved.com/comics/364/
Ping Pong (Polygraph)	<> / Rabish: GAH! / / Rabid: If I'm in her body, is she in this ping-pong ball? How can I find out? / / Dr Quickly: This device measures galvanic response or something. If the ball becomes agitated, we'll be able to detect it! / Rabid: RABISH ARE YOU IN THERE? / Rabish: yeah / / Dr Quickly: I'm afraid I don't... http://nameremoved.com/comics/365/

Ping Pong (handbag)	<> / / Rabid: Oh no I became a lady! / Space Frog: CAN I SEE / / Space Frog: OOH A HANDBAG / <> / Rabid: Shut it, dink! / Space Frog: HOW CLICHE / / Dr Quickly: Rabid, being a lady isn't like how they do it on television... / Rabid: I KNEW IT! It's probably EXACTLY like being a BOY!! / / Rabid: I dunno... I'm... http://nameremoved.com/comics/366/
Sit (prosthetic)	Space Frog: GOSH AM I TIRED AND SO I AM GOING TO SIT DOWN / Rabid: What? How? On what? / / Rabid: No, see, that's not sitting down. / Space Frog: DO YOU DENY THE LUXURIOUSNESS OF MY PILLOW?! / Rabid: You're just resting your head!! / / Space Frog: FINE HOW ABOUT THIS / Rabid: Slouching, not sitting... at best! You... http://nameremoved.com/comics/367/
Sit (imprint)	Space Frog: GOSH I AM SO TIRED AND AM GOING TO SIT DOWN / Rabid: What? How? On what? / / Space Frog: ON YOU / Rabid: Gah! Get off me!! / / Rabish: It's where Space Frog touched you? / Rabid: I've tried all kinds of lotions! / / <> / / Rabish: They imprinted on me! / Dr Quickly: We should try deprogramming them... / Frogs:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/368/
Sit (crepuscular)	Space Frog: GOSH I AM TIRED AND SO AM GOING TO SIT DOWN / Rabid: What? How? On what? / / Space Frog: ANY OLD PLACE WILL DO IN THIS TRACKLESS WASTE MAYBE WE'RE LOST / Rabid: No, I meant, how are you physically equipped to sit down? / / Space Frog: I SIMPLY EXTRUDE A LEDGE FROM MY SEATING GLAND / << SHLUNK >> / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/369/
Pandemic (tick)	Rabid: I'm so sick! You can tell because of the torrents of mucous pouring from my eyesockets. / Rabish: My teeth are swollen! / / Dr Quickly: My pigmentation has evaporated! / Space Frog: I HAVE A FROG IN MY THROAT / Throat Frog: YES / / Rabot: My underarm hair is growing really fast and I'm a ROBOT so I shouldn't... http://nameremoved.com/comics/370/

A Colour Page	[[The first page of The Space Crystal, in glorious colour...]] http://nameremoved.com/comics/371/
Pandemic (soup)	Rabid: I'm so sick! You can tell because torrents of mucous are pouring from my eye sockets!! / Rabish: My teeth are swollen!! / / Dr Quickly: Look! I replaced all your blood with chicken soup! You'll be better in no time at all!! / Rabid: Does... does it have rice or noodles in it, please? / Dr Quickly: It can... http://nameremoved.com/comics/372/
Knock Knock (panel)	<< KNOCK KNOCK >> / Rabish: Who could possibly be knocking at this hour? / / Delivery Monster: Special delivery, just sign here! / Rabish: Since when are packages delivered in the middle of the night? / / Rabish: Well, if I'm awake, I might as well open it. / / Rabish: ? / / Rabish: Gosh, it's been daytime all along! / / Rabish:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/373/
Knock knock (z-war)	<> / Rabish: Is that the front door? Who could possibly be knocking at this late hour? / / Rabid: Oh, sure, go and check. Sure... / / <> / Rabish: Seems silly to keep a bookshelf in front of the door. Christopher Alexander says "FAIL!" / / Rabish: And to have to prise boards off the door!... http://nameremoved.com/comics/374/
Knock Knock (fire)	<> / Rabish: Who could possibly be knocking at this late hour? / / <> / Rabish: The door is -- hot!! I better not open it. / / Fire: let me in let me in / Rabish: A fire is trying ot get in. / / Rabish: Out the window to safety!! / Fire: HELLO? I'm COMING IN NOW!! / / Rabish: I should have brought... http://nameremoved.com/comics/375/

Bakery (butter)	Dr Quickly: Welcome to my new bakery! / / Rabid: These croissants are... inutterably extraordinary! / / <> / Space Frog: I AM A CHANGED FROG NOW I KNOW SUCH BEAUTY AND PERFECTION EXISTS I MUST STRIVE TO IMPROVE AND BE WORTHY OF THIS PASTRY / Rabid: Totally! / / Noel: They're evil, aren't they?! / Dr Quickly:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/376/
Bakery (sabotage)	Dr Quickly: Welcome to my new bakery!! / Rabid: I am so happy your excellent food is now available in so many franchised locations. / / Ultrasquid: YES -- THIS IS EVIL PASTRY DOUGH, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! I MUST DESTROY THIS FACILITY!! / / Dr Quickly: What do you mean, "sabotage"?! / Rabid: All our stores, reserves,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/377/
Bakery (burnt)	Dr Quickly: Welcome to my new bakery!! / Rabid: I hope people come and buy pastries full of antidote. / / Rabid: Not that there are very many people left... / Dr Quickly: Yes, it's too bad the evil butter drove so many to madness. / / Ultrasquid: REMAIN VIGILANT, FRIENDS! THE AGENTS OF DARK CHAOS ARE LEGION AND... http://nameremoved.com/comics/378/
Sauerkraut (lunchhall)	Lunchmonster: Here is your sandwich. / Rabid: What?! But that's FAR too much sauerkraut!! I'm so embarrassed!! / / Jockmonster: HA HA LOSER!! / Girlmonster: That LOSER who has too much sauerkraut better not try to sit at OUR table!! / Other girlmonster: GOD! I KNOW!! I'd DIE!! / / Rabid: I hate lunchtime. / / <> / Dr... http://nameremoved.com/comics/379/
Sauerkraut (blue pill)	Dr Quickly: You have too much sauerkraut on your sandwich. Rabish and I are are going to sit with someone cooler. / Rabish: Yeah, cooler... are we forgetting something? / / <> / Noel: Maybe -- MAYBE -- you're cool enough to eat lunch at MY table!! / <> / / Rabish: Yeah! I... http://nameremoved.com/comics/380/

Sauerkraut (consequence)	Noel: With this much sauerkraut on my sandwich, no-one will ever want to come sit with me. / / Dr Quickly: I get the whole "revenge for mistreatment in high school" think but we didn't even HAVE hot lunches let alone huge piling sandwiches of sauerkraut... / Rabid: You guys really went to school together? / / Dr... http://nameremoved.com/comics/381/
Inappropriate Suggestions	rikki tikki tavi suggests: a mysterious orange is peeled by an unseen force / Rabid: Whose orange is that? / <> / Wages in the box suggests: A comical Rabid stands on top of a box, he is telling people to buy war bonds except A MYSTERIOUS ORANGE PEELS ITSELF. / Rabid: Buy war bonds!! / Rabish: I... http://nameremoved.com/comics/382/
Can't think of anything...	Me: This is no good! I can't run this!! I guess I need to put SOMETHING up, right? / / Rabid: Did the coffee help? Did you draw a great comic and get it all done?! / Me: No, not exactly. http://nameremoved.com/comics/383/
The Excessively Specified Suggestions of Zebrahead	Zebrahead suggests: Rabid quits the comic because it's too girly. Rabish and Mrs. Pac-Man and the pink ghost discuss similarities over coffee. / Rabid: Bah! / Rabish: Shouldn't we ladies be drinking tea instead of coffee? / Mrs. Pac-Man: Hee hee! / Zebrahead suggests: Doctor Quickly and Robotnik discuss... http://nameremoved.com/comics/384/
Coffee Creatures (hallucinogen)	Rabid: Argle bargle / Fish: hey hey hey / / <> / Rabid: Maybe if I go outside into the freshwater rain the ghost fish or whatever will... go... away? / / Rabish: Hey, Rabid you look distraught. / Rabid: It's the ghost fish that are freaking me out. / / Rabish: Oh yeah? I had too much sugar and now a box cat... http://nameremoved.com/comics/385/

Coffee Creatures (scanner)	Rabid: Argle bargle / Fish: hey / / Rabish: Have you figured a way to get us back home? / Dr Quickly: Well, NO, obviously, since we're still stuck in this weird dimension. I'm not even sure what to DO / / Dr Quickly: I have an idea! Climb onto this thing!! / Rabid: Why are the fish still following me? / / Everybody:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/386/
Coffee Creatures (frogtality)	Rabid: Argle bargle / Squid: THERE you are!! / / Squid: Master! I have located them!! / Master: USE THE DIMENSIONAL SCISSORS TO BRING THEM ALL TO ME NOW!! / / Rabid: Ahhh! I knew the coffee was a bad idea! I'm so sorry!! / Dr Quickly: We're going back to that scary other dimension!! / / Space Frog: HEY KIDS I'M GOING... http://nameremoved.com/comics/387/
Frog Disease (expert system)	Space Frog: OH I AM SO SICK IT IS NOT HOW A SPACE FROG SHOULD FEEL / Rabid: Gross! What's wrong? / / Dr Quickly: Yes! Let's use my diagnostic expert system to find out what's up! / Space Frog: MY LIPS ARE NUMB / Rabid: There, there... / / Dr Quickly: Ok, so... is it an ailment, a complaint, an illness, a sickness,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/388/
Frog Disease (springtime)	Space Frog: OH I AM SO SICK IT IS NOT HOW A SPACE FROG SHOULD FEEL / Rabid: Gross! What's wrong? / / Space Frog: WHEN I SHAKE I RING LIKE A BELL / / <> / Rabid: Oh no! You caused an AVALANCHE to happen!! / / <> / / Space Frog: AHH IT WAS MY ALLERGIES ALL ALONG NOW I'M THE HERALD OF SPRING I GUESS http://nameremoved.com/comics/389/
Frog Disease (pastry)	Space Frog: OH I AM SO SICK IT IS NOT HOW A SPACE FROG SHOULD FEEL / Rabid: Gross! What's wrong? / / Dr Quickly: Where are all the pastries for the tea party? Someone ATE them ALL! Infuriating!! / / Dr Quickly: Your supposed "disease" is suspiciously akin to PASTRY ENGORGEMENT. Only one thing to do!! / Space Frog:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/390/

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