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| Patchstravaganza page 4: Missed the Bus | Rabid: AW COME ON! I even RAN!! / Rabid: I don't have the money for a taxi, and it's too far to walk... / Rabid: I'LL HITCH!! / Rabid: This sure is a big truck! / Truck Driver: Ayup. / Truck Driver: Gettin' hungry? Diner comin' up... / Rabid: That'd be nice! Thank you! http://nameremoved.com/comics/601/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 5: Hamburgers | Rabid: Oh man! I love this place FOREVER!
/ Truck Drive: Heh, yeah. / Rabid: So - it's really really tasty... / Rabid: ... but why is it green? / Rabid: At least I got a doggy bag. / Rabid: Oh, that looks like fun!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/602/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 6: Zoo Work | Rabot: Whee! / Rabot: Huzzah! / Rabot: Excelsior! / Space Frog: PFF LOOK AT THE NERD AT HIS NERD JOB
/ Lady: Tee hee! / Dr Quickly: Hey, I could give you a job that would be really cool! / Dr Quickly: You could be sysadmin for my webcomic!
/ Rabot: Your what? / Rabot: You were right! This really... http://nameremoved.com/comics/603/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 7: Exorcism | Dr Quickly: If you don't even know the standard deviation -- ARGH! YOUR NUMBERS ARE WORTHLESS!!
/ Rabot: Hey, I'm just telling you what the stats plugin says. / Rabot: Whoa! / Rabot: Doc? / Rabish: HEY LOSERS why's the website DOWN?!
/ Rabot: Testing! / Rabish: What's with the "artist"? Is he being... http://nameremoved.com/comics/604/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 8: Detox | Noel: Alright - Detox Squad! Do your stuff!!
/ Detox Squad: Yes, ma'am! / Dopamine: POWER of RESETTING the DOPAMINE REWARD CIRCUIT! / Gabasero: POWER of RESETTING the GABA+SEROTONIN REWARD CIRCUIT!! / Dopamine: READY?
/ Gabasero: READY! / Rabish: Thanks, Doc! Your treatment worked and now I'm not addicted... http://nameremoved.com/comics/605/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 9: Reaffirmation | Space Frog: DEFINITELY STILL COOL
/ Rabish: I'll say! / Space Frog: BET YOU NEVER HAD YOUR UH COUCH QUITE SO PUMPED FULL OF UH RAVIOLI IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND YOU DO BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE / Space Frog: HA HA AWWWWW YEAH / Space Frog: ARE YOU DONE SHOWERING I HAVE TO PEE
/ Rabish: NO! NEVER! NOT... http://nameremoved.com/comics/606/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 10: Taffy | Rabid: This is SO GOOD!! / Rabot: Oh man that smells good.
/ Rabid: Want some? / Rabid: Say, aren't you the sysadmin for that awesome webcomic?
/ Rabot: I was... / Rabid: She's changed so much... / Rabid: I was on my way to visit her at the hospital. / Rabid: Bumf now I domt mknowf / << chum chum... http://nameremoved.com/comics/607/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 11: Hiding | Space Frog: YOU WORKED FOR HER WHERE IS SHE
/ Rabot: At... the hospital? I got fired. / Space Frog: TOO BAD YOU WORK FOR ME NOW FIND HER
/ Rabot: Gulp! / Cop: Well it it's for a fun scavenger hunt I guess it'd be okay to use my fancy computer!
/ Rabot: Th-thanks, officer. / Rabot: According to the tracker... http://nameremoved.com/comics/608/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 12: Flatus | Rabish: I... love you.
/ Rabid: Gosh! / Rabid: But I thought... / Rabish: Yes? / Rabish: UGH! / [[ Flashback. Rabish stands outside a chain restaurant called "LET'S TACO SHIT!" ]]
/ Rabish: I AM a little peckish! / Rabid: We'll go for a walk.
/ Rabish: Yeah.
/ << bup >> / Rabid: Anyway, I thought you... http://nameremoved.com/comics/609/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 13: Wedding | Dr Quickly: WHAT?! They're getting MARRIED?! / Dr Quickly: BAH! / << flut >> / Space Frog: WHY ARE YOU SO MAD YOU NEVER EVEN LIKED THEM / Dr Quickly: I... / Dr Quickly: I loved her. / Space Frog: BALLS / Dr Quckly: Okay fine she was COOL and HOT and AROUND A LOT and I was INTERESTED but I never... http://nameremoved.com/comics/610/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 14: Time Travel | Rabish: You! Webcomic nerd! You work for me now!
/ Dr Quickly: GASP! / Dr Quickly: Well... okay, but you have to pay me... in sex!! / << KICK! WHAP >>
/ Dr Quickly: GLEEP / Rabish: You! Webcomics nerd! You'll be working for ME now.
/ Dr Quickly: Okay! / Dr Quickly: Have a beautiful rose, boss! / Dr... http://nameremoved.com/comics/611/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 15: Eating | Space Frog: HOW DARE YOU
/ << SWALLER >>
/ Rabish: M-my husband! / Rabish: But -- why?
/ Dr Quickly: There, there. / Dr Quickly: You have to look at the big picture! New opportunities! / Dr Quickly: She must never know Space Frog was tricked so I could take her as my own! / Dr Quickly: ... / << HOOORG... http://nameremoved.com/comics/612/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 16: Sponges | Rabish: You'll be okay!
/ Rabid: No... no I won't... thank you. / Rabot: I FOUND A VITAMIN!!
/ Rabish: Hurry!! / Rabish: Rabid! We have vitamins! / Rabot: Oh! Ha ha this isn't even really a vitamin! / Rabish: A sponge? / Space Frog: AH HE HAD SPACE FLU IT IS CURED BY DINOSAUR SPONGES http://nameremoved.com/comics/613/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 17: Frog Blast The Vent Core | Dr Quickly: If this machine works, it should make a "perfect" simulacrum of Rabish!! / Dr Quickly: Perfect... and HOT FOR ME!! / << ZAM! >> / Dr Quickly: What the?! / Dr Quickly: Huh! / Dr Quickly: I KNEW it was a good idea to bring this full-length mirror! / Dr Quickly: And these sensual massage... http://nameremoved.com/comics/614/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 18: Teamwork | Rabish: TEAM OVERCOMING OBSTACLES! RABISH READY!! SPECIALITY IN TRAPS AND KNIVES! / Rabid: RABID READY! SPECIALITY IN COOKIES AND TARTS! / Space Frog: SPACE FROG READY SPECIALITY IN... HOLLERING / Noel: NOEL READY! SPECIALITY IN SNEAKERY AND CONNIVEMENT! / Rabish: A... pickle?
/ Noel: What's he playing... http://nameremoved.com/comics/615/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 19: Burger Break | Rabish: I could sure go for a burger right now...
/ Rabid: I know just the place! / Rabish: But... why green! / Everybody but Rabish: HA HA HA HO HO HA HO HO HA / Rabish: What an adventure we had -- the moon! Glad it's all over, though.
/ Rabid: Yeah. / Rabish: But seriously, why GREEN? / Rabish:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/616/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 20: Plant Overrun | Rabid: Our universe was invaded by plant monsters and we're not s'posed to notice... / Rabish: And that's why that one place has green burgers?
/ Rabid: It's the headquarters of the RESISTANCE! / Rabish: Why don't we, as Team Overcoming Obstacles, do something?
/ Rabid: Noel. / Rabid: We think she's... http://nameremoved.com/comics/617/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 21: Bat Attack! | Noel: Here's your lunch, prisoner. / Noel: EEK! / << CLONK >> / Rabid: You! I should call the cops!
/ Dr Quickly: Please! Hear me out! / Rabid: Well sure we know about the plant monsters...
/ Dr Quickly: Noel. / Rabid: She's one of them after all?!
/ Dr Quickly: She's their LEADER.
/ Rabish: What's... http://nameremoved.com/comics/618/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 22: Big Fight | Rabid: HOLD THEM OFF WHILE I UNSCREW THE MASTER GROW BULB!!
/ Angry plants: ARR RARR / Noel: HISSSS
/ Rabot: What can you do to me? I'm a ROBOT. / Rabot: Doorgh / Rabish: Ha! This is one of my specialities!
/ Rabot: Ugh... / << KA-TRAP >>
/ Rabish: That's my other one! / Rabid: Done! I saved the whole... http://nameremoved.com/comics/619/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 23: Bite | << nom >>
/ Rabish: OW! / Rabish: What was that for? / Space Frog: RABOT
/ Rabish: Huh? / Space Frog: THE ANCIENT SPACE FROG CIVILIZATION WAS BUILT UPON YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND THE VERY IMPORTANT THING IS YOUR GROWTH CONTAINS THE ANTIDOTE TO RABOT'S ROBOFLU / Dr Quickly: Good to see you guys, my friend!... http://nameremoved.com/comics/620/ |
| Patchstravaganza Page 24: Conclusion | Dr Quickly: Fixed!
/ Rabish: Wow! Thanks!! / Dr Quickly: Little, ah, complication, had to remove the parts of your brain that care about anyone but me.
/ Rabish: Huh. / Rabid: My wonderful wife! Restored to her health and beauty!!
/ Rabish: Uh, hi. / Rabid: Um...
/ Dr Quickly: Better luck next time, champ.
/ Rabish:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/621/ |
| Noel at the Laundromat (routine) | << vlum vlum vlum vlum vlum vlum vlum DING >> / << zuv zuv zuv zuv zuv zuv zuv zuv zuv zuz zuv zuv zuv >> / Rabid: Got the door for you!
/ Noel: Thanks! http://nameremoved.com/comics/622/ |
| Noel at the Laundromat (missed connections) | << ZUV ZUV ZUV ZUV ZUV, throughout >> / Noel: I guess he doesn't come here every night! / Noel: Wait, is it Friday? He's probably not a Friday Night Laundry kind of guy. / Noel: He's either out drinking with women of easy virtue, or at home with the wife and kids. / Noel: Ehhh...
/ << BOP >> / <<... http://nameremoved.com/comics/623/ |
| Noel at the Laundromat (grift) | << DINGA DING >> / Rabid: Hey there!
/ << flop >>
/ Noel: Oh, hi! I haven't seen you in a while! / Rabid: Yeah, I've been visiting with my family up in Ottawa. / Rabid: My little sister's pretty sick... / Rabid: I go up as often as I can, while she's still around. / Rabid: I got one of those rail... http://nameremoved.com/comics/624/ |
| Pipe Wrench (recuperative) | Commissioner Quickly: We found a miniature pipe wrench in his stomach. Sound familiar? / Bat-Rabid: ... the "PLUMBER"... / Bat-Rabid: Are you doing murders again?
/ Rabot, the Plumber: BGLAUGH!! / Rabot: I haven't forgotten our deal! I stop doing crimes and murders and you pay for plumber school for... http://nameremoved.com/comics/625/ |
| Pipe Wrench (COEnT) | Bat-Rabid: So what can you tell me about this? / Rabot: They were all confiscated as evidence, but maybe the guy who made them kept some souvenirs. / Beefy: Uh... there should be four in here.
/ Li'l Beefy: OH MY GOSH IT'S BAT-RABID! / << PLINK >>
/ Bat-Rabid: Is this one of the missing ones?
/ Beefy:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/626/ |
| Pipe Wrench (emulation) | Bat-Rabid: Someone disabled your popsicle and it was two days before your body was found. We're emulating everything we could recover... / Bat-Rabid: But we can only run you at a tiny fraction of realtime. Help me find the person who did this to you. / Bat-Rabid: Who did this to you? How did they do... http://nameremoved.com/comics/627/ |
| Pipe Wrench (popsicle-ation) | Rabish: It's so terrible! Why do people still do stuff like that?! / Noel: It's just a building. Hey, can I show you something? / Rabish: Sure, I guess.
/ Noel: I figured out how to disable a popsicle. / Rabish: It was you!!
/ Noel: Yeah! It's awesome! I can kill people, for real, permanently! / Noel:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/628/ |
| Pipe Wrench (acid) | Commissioner Quickly: You won't get away with this, you... villain! / Noel: You know, originally "villain" meant "commoner", like, "farmhand". The jackass nobles poisoned the word with connotations of the oh-so-sinister and gauche underclass. / Noel: And now there's Bat-Rabid, another privileged and... http://nameremoved.com/comics/629/ |
| Pipe Wrench (restoration hardware) | Administration Drone: NOEL? IT'S TIME TO GO
/ Noel: Okay. / [[ 2053-10-02 19:52:30 NOEL POST-THAW INTERVIEW ]]
/ Noel: You can carve up my brain, but you won't change who I am! I'll never forgive you! / Noel: I'll never take your oath and I repudiate any future me that takes it! It won't be me! / Administration... http://nameremoved.com/comics/630/ |
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