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| Distroia | Hatman: DESTROYER! DESTROYER MUST DESTROY!! / Hatman: MUST!! / Rabid: But YOU are not Destroyer!
/ Rabish: Hey, uh, can we... go?
/ Hatman: Sez WHO?! /
/ Destroyer: SEZ ME -- DESTROYA'!! / Rabid: You see? / Hatman: I DON'T CARE!!
/ Rabish: I'm gonna go... / Rabish: Later... / Hatman: I... I HAVE... http://nameremoved.com/comics/60/ |
| Escape Phrase 1 | < http://nameremoved.com/comics/61/ |
| Escape Phrase 2 | Tsamantha: See? Dancing is fun!
/ Jimothy: I guess so! / Tsamantha: You were probably all embarassed 'cause you thought you'd be expected to fondle me or something. / Jimothy: What? NO! --
/ Tsamantha: Don't worry! If you had, I wouldn't mind. / Jimothy: ...
/ Tsamantha: Don't be such a ... fuddy-duddy! / Tsamantha:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/62/ |
| Escape Phrase 3 | Thomis: You look like steamed shit, man.
/ Jimothy: I had that DREAM again, Thom. The DREAM. / Thomis: Oh! Oh! Tell me all about it again! All the details! I love it! Exposit for me!
/ Jimothy: Ha. ha. / Thomis: But Jim, man, you clearly have some serious repression issues. You really need to consider... http://nameremoved.com/comics/63/ |
| Escape Phrase 4 | Thomis: MAN that's a useless class. And those damn handouts -- does he think he's clever?
/ Jimothy: Yeah... / Thomis: Huh? Oh, I SEE. Well, time for things to come to a head. HEY! TSAMANTHA! JOIN US ON OUR PROMENADE!! / Tsamantha: Ugh, what do YOU want, Thomis? Oh -- oh, hi! Jimothy! Hi!
/ Jimothy:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/64/ |
| Escape Phrase 5 | [[Jimothy and Tsamantha are at an open-air cafe enjoying the warm summer weather.]] / Tsamantha: That's a pretty scary dream. I'm... really sorry. I don't want to be in that dream! I mean, I want to be in a HAPPY dream with you... wait, uh... jeez. / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/65/ |
| Escape Phrase 6 | Tsamantha: Oh god. oh god. ::sob:: oh god oh god oh ::sob:: / Tsamantha: sob sob sob sob / Jimothy: We should call the police.
/ Tsamantha: hnn hnn / [[A pool of blood lies in front of them. Someone is in the middle of the pool.]] / Jimothy: Hey, there's... on the wall... my... dream... / [[On the... http://nameremoved.com/comics/66/ |
| Escape Phrase 7 | Jimothy: We saw her -- the body -- pretty much as soon as we walked in. Hard... hard to miss. And the... message. / Cop One: This the one you saw on the wall? We even got the lab boys on it -- there was nothing.
/ Cop Two: Tell us about the dream, again. / Jimothy: God, do I have to? Where's Tsam? Is... http://nameremoved.com/comics/67/ |
| Escape Phrase 8 | [[Jimothy holds the day's handout. It is a comic.]] / Rabid: Gosh, Dr. Quickly! What's the EMERGENCY? / Dr Quickly: My special cheese -- THE INVENTION -- turned! This stupid bag HAS FAILED! It let too much air ESCAPE!
/ Rabid: Uh, could you PHRASE that more clearly? / Dr Quickly: When the lobster is... http://nameremoved.com/comics/68/ |
| Escape Phrase 9 | Thomis: That is a TURD HAT on a shit day's head. He didn't know, right? He's a freak but he wouldn't make you read his comic OUT LOUD in the WINTER COLD if he knew what you had been through. But hey, I was right -- she likes you a LOT. / Jimothy: Or she DID. After this? That... writing. What if I did... http://nameremoved.com/comics/69/ |
| Escape Phrase 10 | Tsamantha: I didn't see it -- notice it. Why didn't you say something at the cafe?
/ Jimothy: ... I couldn't remember. / Jimothy: I've had that dream a dozen times, but until I saw the wall yesterday, the end of it was never clear in my memory. / Tsamantha: Tell me what it said -- what I said. / Jimothy:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/70/ |
| Escape Phrase 11 | Voicemail: Thank you for calling emergency 911. Pizza-Pizza(tm) time is 6:15pm. Please hold, and you will be placed with an operator in the order we received the call. / Voicemail: While you're holding, we'd like to tell you about some of the exciting new specials you can order from Pizza-Pizza(tm). / Voicemail:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/71/ |
| Escape Phrase 12 | Jimothy: There's no time, we have to get out of here!
/ Tsamantha: Wha-- ? / Jimothy: It's bad -- it's worse -- it's -- come on!!
/ Tsamantha: Why? How come? / Jimothy: We're not SAFE here, I did something stupid and we-- / Tsamantha: STOP. / Tsamantha: I can't HANDLE this. Everything is fucked up... http://nameremoved.com/comics/72/ |
| Escape Phrase 13 | Jimothy: What's so funny?
/ Tsamantha: Oh, sorry, I still can't believe you called 911 when we were in the middle of a police medslab.
/ Jimothy: Bah. I was scared.
/ Tsamantha: I know. I'll try to stop smirking, somehow. / Tsamantha: It doesn't really itch at me, though -- there's no horror in MY forgetting... http://nameremoved.com/comics/73/ |
| Escape Phrase 14 | [[Tsamantha is driving a car. Jimothy rides shotgun.]]
/ Jimothy: I can spell you for a while...
/ Tsamantha: Can you? How about BACKWARDS? / [[Jimothy is now driving. Tsamantha looks concerned. It has started to rain a little.]]
/ Jimothy: E-L-I-H-W-A-R ... / [[Tsamantha is driving again. The rain is... http://nameremoved.com/comics/74/ |
| Escape Phrase 15 | [[Jimothy's legs dangle from a pier, a short distance from the sparkling water.]] / Tsamantha: Hey...
/ Jimothy: Hi. / [[Tsamantha sits down next to Jimothy.]] / Tsamantha: So. Jim.
/ Jimothy: ... Yeah? / Tsamantha: I... think... you need to try saying the "phrase" again.
/ Jimothy: WHAT?! / Tsamantha:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/75/ |
| Escape Phrase 16 | [[Jimothy is chopping onions while Tsamantha tends to a pot of tomatoes and spices.]]
/ Jimothy: Where did YOU go? Was it like falling asleep? Were you POSSESSED?
/ Tsamantha: No, it was... it was like when you're doing something interesting and time stops passing inside you. So, when it stopped, yeah,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/76/ |
| Escape Phrase 17 | [[Jimothy is in a phone booth. Tsamantha sits in a parked car nearby.]]
/ Jimothy: Of course I can't tell you. ... I'm not being paranoid, it's likely the police ARE listening. Heck, we drove for three hours just to get to this payphone. / Jimothy: Do you... um... do you know how my parents are doing?
/ Jimothy:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/77/ |
| Escape Phrase 18 | [[Tsamantha is driving herself and Jimothy back to the cabin.]]
/ Tsamantha: What did he say that bothered you so much?
/ Jimothy: Ugh, he said your... / [[Tsamantha's eyes narrow in surprise.]]
/ Tsamantha: Hold on... There's someone in the driveway... / [[The car drives on. In the driveway, a police... http://nameremoved.com/comics/78/ |
| Escape Phrase 19 | [[Jimothy is sleeping in the reclined front passenger seat of a car.]]
/ Jimothy: nnn... nnmm... AUUGH!
/ Tsamantha: Hey, hey, it's okay, hey, it's me. You're waking up. / Jimothy: We're there already?
/ Tsamantha: We've been parked here for like an hour. I've been... thinking about what to do.
/ Jimothy:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/79/ |
| Escape Phrase 20 | [[Tsamantha's mother, Persephone, is bringing a crock of dinner in from the kitchen.]]
/ Persephone: I think it's WONDERFUL you've come to stay with us! I've heard so much about you! / Persephone: It's sort of silly, really -- Tsam's known you for years but I've never had the chance to meet you. / Persephone:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/80/ |
| Escape Phrase 21 | [[Jimothy and Thomis are leaving class.]]
/ Thomis: WHY haven't I DROPPED this yet? Listening to him teach is like listening to a SLEDGEHAMMER of TERRIBLE.
/ Jimothy: That's... apt. / Jimothy: Hey, Tsam!
/ Tsamantha: Hi, Jim! Hello, Thom.
/ Thomis: Ehrrm. See you guys later. / Tsamantha: So, how'd it go?
/ Jimothy:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/81/ |
| Escape Phrase 22 | [[Tsamantha is talking on the telephone. Jimothy is in a nearby room reading a book, oblivious.]]
/ Tsamantha: It's only been a few weeks! But I try to talk to him about it... / Tsamantha: ... he smiles and chuckles and it's like he thinks it's a story we tell each other to be cute. / Tsamantha: Yeah!... http://nameremoved.com/comics/82/ |
| Escape Phrase 23 | [[Jimothy is walking down the street at night. A police car drives slowly by, the cop inside glaring ominously.]] / Jimothy: Well... / Jimothy: I know my way around town, but none of it is familiar. Even going to class I know the way but it's like I learned it off a map. / Jimothy: I should go back... http://nameremoved.com/comics/83/ |
| Escape Phrase 24 | [[Jimothy is holding the day's handout. It is a comic.]] / Rabid: Huh? What? Who's there? Do you know what time it is?
/ Space Frog: It is time to "hang" with YOUR FRIEND. / Rabid: IS LYING something you enjoy?
/ Space Frog: I am among THE AUTHORITIES on lying, so yes. / Rabid: I'm not letting you in.... http://nameremoved.com/comics/84/ |
| Escape Phrase 25 | [[Dr Quickly is leading Jimothy down a confusingly constructed hallway.]]
/ Jimothy: How much farther do we have to go? Your... paint job is giving me a headache.
/ Dr Quickly: Patience, my boy! Not much farther now! / Jimothy: These walls are... weird.
/ Dr Quickly: Oh, yes, well the best defense is a... http://nameremoved.com/comics/85/ |
| Escape Phrase 26 | [[Jimothy and Tsamantha are being led down a strange hallway by Dr Quickly. A large poster has the escape phrase on it: "NO TRIFLING SIX EVENT MOUSE WILL BRING US TOGETHER". A smaller poster says "SAFETY" lies in the direction they are going and "DANGER" lies whence they came.]]
/ Tsamantha: Oh, Jim,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/86/ |
| Escape Phrase 27 | Dr Quickly: It was a long, long time ago. My colleagues and I each took on a separate aspect and together we shaped... everything you see. I am Q, the observer, the font of Qualia. L was the frame, the Laws. H was the dynamo, the womb's Hearth. And OO was... everything else. The substance. So, all in... http://nameremoved.com/comics/87/ |
| Escape Phrase 28 | [[Dr Quickly is explaining an idea he had.]]
/ Dr Quickly: You know that feeling? "If I only knew then what I know now"... I figured I should DO something about it. Spent a lot of time thinking about it, trying to figure out how. Fantasizing... / Dr Quickly: I decided just copying my brain into my childhood... http://nameremoved.com/comics/88/ |
| Escape Phrase 29 | [[The top of the page is text, driving through the layers of comic panels]]
/ Attackers: AND AS THE TWO YOUTHFUL HEROES STOOD IDLY LISTENING TO THE MAD AND USELESS DRIVEL OF Q WE STRUCK BOLDLY AND WITH GREAT FORCE INTENDING TO DESTROY ALL THREE IN A SINGLE BLOW / Dr Quickly: THEY'VE BROKEN THROUGH THE... http://nameremoved.com/comics/89/ |
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