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Distroia Hatman: DESTROYER! DESTROYER MUST DESTROY!! / Hatman: MUST!! / Rabid: But YOU are not Destroyer! / Rabish: Hey, uh, can we... go? / Hatman: Sez WHO?! / / Destroyer: SEZ ME -- DESTROYA'!! / Rabid: You see? / Hatman: I DON'T CARE!! / Rabish: I'm gonna go... / Rabish: Later... / Hatman: I... I HAVE...
Escape Phrase 1 <> / <> / Jimothy: Sigh. / Tsamantha: Hey, Jim! / Jimothy: Tsam! I... hello! Gosh! / Tsamantha: Can I sit down? I'm sitting down. / Jimothy: Um! / Tsamantha: So you're not up dancing? You should dance! It is HEALTHFUL! / Jimothy: I... no way. That's a terrible idea. No dancing. / Tsamantha:...
Escape Phrase 2 Tsamantha: See? Dancing is fun! / Jimothy: I guess so! / Tsamantha: You were probably all embarassed 'cause you thought you'd be expected to fondle me or something. / Jimothy: What? NO! -- / Tsamantha: Don't worry! If you had, I wouldn't mind. / Jimothy: ... / Tsamantha: Don't be such a ... fuddy-duddy! / Tsamantha:...
Escape Phrase 3 Thomis: You look like steamed shit, man. / Jimothy: I had that DREAM again, Thom. The DREAM. / Thomis: Oh! Oh! Tell me all about it again! All the details! I love it! Exposit for me! / Jimothy: Ha. ha. / Thomis: But Jim, man, you clearly have some serious repression issues. You really need to consider...
Escape Phrase 4 Thomis: MAN that's a useless class. And those damn handouts -- does he think he's clever? / Jimothy: Yeah... / Thomis: Huh? Oh, I SEE. Well, time for things to come to a head. HEY! TSAMANTHA! JOIN US ON OUR PROMENADE!! / Tsamantha: Ugh, what do YOU want, Thomis? Oh -- oh, hi! Jimothy! Hi! / Jimothy:...
 
Escape Phrase 5 [[Jimothy and Tsamantha are at an open-air cafe enjoying the warm summer weather.]] / Tsamantha: That's a pretty scary dream. I'm... really sorry. I don't want to be in that dream! I mean, I want to be in a HAPPY dream with you... wait, uh... jeez. / <> / Jimothy: Uh... / Tsamantha:...
Escape Phrase 6 Tsamantha: Oh god. oh god. ::sob:: oh god oh god oh ::sob:: / Tsamantha: sob sob sob sob / Jimothy: We should call the police. / Tsamantha: hnn hnn / [[A pool of blood lies in front of them. Someone is in the middle of the pool.]] / Jimothy: Hey, there's... on the wall... my... dream... / [[On the...
Escape Phrase 7 Jimothy: We saw her -- the body -- pretty much as soon as we walked in. Hard... hard to miss. And the... message. / Cop One: This the one you saw on the wall? We even got the lab boys on it -- there was nothing. / Cop Two: Tell us about the dream, again. / Jimothy: God, do I have to? Where's Tsam? Is...
Escape Phrase 8 [[Jimothy holds the day's handout. It is a comic.]] / Rabid: Gosh, Dr. Quickly! What's the EMERGENCY? / Dr Quickly: My special cheese -- THE INVENTION -- turned! This stupid bag HAS FAILED! It let too much air ESCAPE! / Rabid: Uh, could you PHRASE that more clearly? / Dr Quickly: When the lobster is...
Escape Phrase 9 Thomis: That is a TURD HAT on a shit day's head. He didn't know, right? He's a freak but he wouldn't make you read his comic OUT LOUD in the WINTER COLD if he knew what you had been through. But hey, I was right -- she likes you a LOT. / Jimothy: Or she DID. After this? That... writing. What if I did...
 
Escape Phrase 10 Tsamantha: I didn't see it -- notice it. Why didn't you say something at the cafe? / Jimothy: ... I couldn't remember. / Jimothy: I've had that dream a dozen times, but until I saw the wall yesterday, the end of it was never clear in my memory. / Tsamantha: Tell me what it said -- what I said. / Jimothy:...
Escape Phrase 11 Voicemail: Thank you for calling emergency 911. Pizza-Pizza(tm) time is 6:15pm. Please hold, and you will be placed with an operator in the order we received the call. / Voicemail: While you're holding, we'd like to tell you about some of the exciting new specials you can order from Pizza-Pizza(tm). / Voicemail:...
Escape Phrase 12 Jimothy: There's no time, we have to get out of here! / Tsamantha: Wha-- ? / Jimothy: It's bad -- it's worse -- it's -- come on!! / Tsamantha: Why? How come? / Jimothy: We're not SAFE here, I did something stupid and we-- / Tsamantha: STOP. / Tsamantha: I can't HANDLE this. Everything is fucked up...
Escape Phrase 13 Jimothy: What's so funny? / Tsamantha: Oh, sorry, I still can't believe you called 911 when we were in the middle of a police medslab. / Jimothy: Bah. I was scared. / Tsamantha: I know. I'll try to stop smirking, somehow. / Tsamantha: It doesn't really itch at me, though -- there's no horror in MY forgetting...
Escape Phrase 14 [[Tsamantha is driving a car. Jimothy rides shotgun.]] / Jimothy: I can spell you for a while... / Tsamantha: Can you? How about BACKWARDS? / [[Jimothy is now driving. Tsamantha looks concerned. It has started to rain a little.]] / Jimothy: E-L-I-H-W-A-R ... / [[Tsamantha is driving again. The rain is...
 
Escape Phrase 15 [[Jimothy's legs dangle from a pier, a short distance from the sparkling water.]] / Tsamantha: Hey... / Jimothy: Hi. / [[Tsamantha sits down next to Jimothy.]] / Tsamantha: So. Jim. / Jimothy: ... Yeah? / Tsamantha: I... think... you need to try saying the "phrase" again. / Jimothy: WHAT?! / Tsamantha:...
Escape Phrase 16 [[Jimothy is chopping onions while Tsamantha tends to a pot of tomatoes and spices.]] / Jimothy: Where did YOU go? Was it like falling asleep? Were you POSSESSED? / Tsamantha: No, it was... it was like when you're doing something interesting and time stops passing inside you. So, when it stopped, yeah,...
Escape Phrase 17 [[Jimothy is in a phone booth. Tsamantha sits in a parked car nearby.]] / Jimothy: Of course I can't tell you. ... I'm not being paranoid, it's likely the police ARE listening. Heck, we drove for three hours just to get to this payphone. / Jimothy: Do you... um... do you know how my parents are doing? / Jimothy:...
Escape Phrase 18 [[Tsamantha is driving herself and Jimothy back to the cabin.]] / Tsamantha: What did he say that bothered you so much? / Jimothy: Ugh, he said your... / [[Tsamantha's eyes narrow in surprise.]] / Tsamantha: Hold on... There's someone in the driveway... / [[The car drives on. In the driveway, a police...
Escape Phrase 19 [[Jimothy is sleeping in the reclined front passenger seat of a car.]] / Jimothy: nnn... nnmm... AUUGH! / Tsamantha: Hey, hey, it's okay, hey, it's me. You're waking up. / Jimothy: We're there already? / Tsamantha: We've been parked here for like an hour. I've been... thinking about what to do. / Jimothy:...
 
Escape Phrase 20 [[Tsamantha's mother, Persephone, is bringing a crock of dinner in from the kitchen.]] / Persephone: I think it's WONDERFUL you've come to stay with us! I've heard so much about you! / Persephone: It's sort of silly, really -- Tsam's known you for years but I've never had the chance to meet you. / Persephone:...
Escape Phrase 21 [[Jimothy and Thomis are leaving class.]] / Thomis: WHY haven't I DROPPED this yet? Listening to him teach is like listening to a SLEDGEHAMMER of TERRIBLE. / Jimothy: That's... apt. / Jimothy: Hey, Tsam! / Tsamantha: Hi, Jim! Hello, Thom. / Thomis: Ehrrm. See you guys later. / Tsamantha: So, how'd it go? / Jimothy:...
Escape Phrase 22 [[Tsamantha is talking on the telephone. Jimothy is in a nearby room reading a book, oblivious.]] / Tsamantha: It's only been a few weeks! But I try to talk to him about it... / Tsamantha: ... he smiles and chuckles and it's like he thinks it's a story we tell each other to be cute. / Tsamantha: Yeah!...
Escape Phrase 23 [[Jimothy is walking down the street at night. A police car drives slowly by, the cop inside glaring ominously.]] / Jimothy: Well... / Jimothy: I know my way around town, but none of it is familiar. Even going to class I know the way but it's like I learned it off a map. / Jimothy: I should go back...
Escape Phrase 24 [[Jimothy is holding the day's handout. It is a comic.]] / Rabid: Huh? What? Who's there? Do you know what time it is? / Space Frog: It is time to "hang" with YOUR FRIEND. / Rabid: IS LYING something you enjoy? / Space Frog: I am among THE AUTHORITIES on lying, so yes. / Rabid: I'm not letting you in....
 
Escape Phrase 25 [[Dr Quickly is leading Jimothy down a confusingly constructed hallway.]] / Jimothy: How much farther do we have to go? Your... paint job is giving me a headache. / Dr Quickly: Patience, my boy! Not much farther now! / Jimothy: These walls are... weird. / Dr Quickly: Oh, yes, well the best defense is a...
Escape Phrase 26 [[Jimothy and Tsamantha are being led down a strange hallway by Dr Quickly. A large poster has the escape phrase on it: "NO TRIFLING SIX EVENT MOUSE WILL BRING US TOGETHER". A smaller poster says "SAFETY" lies in the direction they are going and "DANGER" lies whence they came.]] / Tsamantha: Oh, Jim,...
Escape Phrase 27 Dr Quickly: It was a long, long time ago. My colleagues and I each took on a separate aspect and together we shaped... everything you see. I am Q, the observer, the font of Qualia. L was the frame, the Laws. H was the dynamo, the womb's Hearth. And OO was... everything else. The substance. So, all in...
Escape Phrase 28 [[Dr Quickly is explaining an idea he had.]] / Dr Quickly: You know that feeling? "If I only knew then what I know now"... I figured I should DO something about it. Spent a lot of time thinking about it, trying to figure out how. Fantasizing... / Dr Quickly: I decided just copying my brain into my childhood...
Escape Phrase 29 [[The top of the page is text, driving through the layers of comic panels]] / Attackers: AND AS THE TWO YOUTHFUL HEROES STOOD IDLY LISTENING TO THE MAD AND USELESS DRIVEL OF Q WE STRUCK BOLDLY AND WITH GREAT FORCE INTENDING TO DESTROY ALL THREE IN A SINGLE BLOW / Dr Quickly: THEY'VE BROKEN THROUGH THE...
 

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