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The Unconfirmed Comic Book Day Panels Rabid: This had better be a very delicious sandwich! / Rabish: The wait is long but you'll see!! / Rabid: I forgot my wallet -- !! / Rabish: I only brought enuff for me! / Rabid: You have to let me TASTE it!! / Rabish: It's not as easy as it sounds! But... well... are we alone? / Cop: ILLICIT SHARING...
Merry Merry Rabid: This merry-go-round is exceeding tame and thoroughly boring! / Dr Quickly: I can spice it up with ROCKETS! / Rabid: No! That sounds too DANGEROUS!! / Rabish: I could make it more fun with LIVE HORSES. / Rabid: Enough with the horses! / Rabish: ... I love horses. / Space Frog: FIRE / Rabid: Augh!...
Moustache Superimposition Dr Quickly: I have been inspired to create an innovatedly inspired invention -- inspired by TELEVISION! I call it MOUSTACHE PROJECTION! / Dr Quickly: The easiest way to use it is to attach a nicely sized moustache (or some visual analog) to the end of a dowel. Hours of slightly less passive entertainment! / Rabid:...
Salubrious (statements) [[In the kitchen with a pie.]] / Rabid: Salubrious! / [[In the dining hall with some soup.]] / Rabid: Luquilic! / [[In the library with the DICTIONARY OF UNPRONOUNCEABLE WORDS 6th EDITION.]] / Rabid: Ineffable! / [[In a convenience store looking at the centerfold of HOT XXX MONSTERS.]] / Rabid: Effable! / [[Falling...
Salubrious (addictive) [[In the kitchen with a pie.]] / Rabid: Salubrious! / [[During THOUGHTFUL PUBLIC TELEVISION EVENING TALK SHOW.]] / Dr Quickly: The secret to my medicine pie is I cram it full of medicine. / Host: How fascinating! / Rabid: COME ON man I NEED more PIE / Dr Quickly: Your health insurance won't cover it, so...
 
Salubrious (canard) [[In the kitchen with a pie.]] / Rabid: Salubrious! / Rabid: OH NO I ATE IT ALL TOO MUCH / [[At RABID'S BIG TOMB.]] / Space Frog: EVERYBODY IS CRYING / [[In a thinner, more careful ink.]] / Dr Quickly: I'm not sure that a degree in creative writing... particularly suits your... unique talents. / Rabid:...
Blue Jay (Caloric) [[A blue jay is surprised.]] / Jay: ! / Dr Quickly: AHH MY EYE MY EYE!! / <> / Rabish: Haven't you always wanted to be a cyborg? / Dr Quickly: AFFIRMATIVE IT IS NICE TO HAVE AN EXCUSE / Rabot: As an actual robot I find your technominstrelry offensive. / Dr Quickly: What sort of things will I be...
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Blue Jay (Beliefs) [[A blue jay is surprised.]] / Jay: ! / Dr Quickly: Well of course I'll publish your book, you adorable little scamp! How cute! / Rabid: So all I have to do is BELIEVE that I REALLY WANT something -- and it will happen! / Rabish: That's ridiculous. I can't believe you're falling for a dumb bird's self-help...
Snub (Power) Dr Quickly: These two little fellows have been programmed to snub each other! / Rabid: Fascinating! / [[Being interviewed on TV AND RADIO NEWS TIME.]] / Host: Environmental issues are yesterday's news with Dr Quickly's BRUNCH ENGINE / Dr Quickly: By offering tasty foods, the robots are drawn toward the...
 
Snub (Frog) Dr Quickly: These two little fellows have been programmed to snub each other! / Rabid: Fascinating! / Dr Quickly: We can determine the chemical and elemental makeup of an excited material by shining the light it emits between the robots who will diffract it out of indignation. I call this "NE-SNUB" after...
Snub (Pizza) Dr Quickly: These two little fellows have been programmed to snub each other! / Rabid: Fascinating! / Dr Quickly: These ones sing songs to each other about going for walks together. / Rabid: That's so sweet! / Dr Quickly: These ones transform into pizza toppings. / Rabid: Are you sure they are robots...
Corset (Krill) [[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]] / Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work! / [[The corset is around Space Frog's mouth.]] / Dr Quickly: Remember your promise! / Space Frog: ALL I WILL DO WITH MY FAKE BALEEN IS EAT THE VERY DANGEROUS MUTANT KRILL / [[Space...
Corset (Crime) [[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]] / Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work! / Fire Golem: I FEEL... SO FINE... NO LONGER... ANGRY / Tourist: Apparently that isn't a commemorative statue, it's the rampaging golem itself!! / [[The INTERCOP / FLIC-MONDIAL...
Corset (Spooky) [[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]] / Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work! / Dr Quickly: Now we can always see the ghost! / [[Rabish is taking a shower.]] / Rabish: I'm so conflicted! Am I glad to know the ghost leers, or would I be happier in my ignorance? / Rabid:...
 
Demoted (Heat) Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!! / Rabid: Say WHAT?! / [[Rabid puts on a disgusting mask.]] / Rabid: Is it because of my sexual deviance? / Dr Quickly: Nope! We are all pretty kinky here! / Rabid: Is it because of my slack laziness? / Dr Quickly: Nope! Laziness is a virtue! / Rabid:...
Demoted (Trials) Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!! / Rabid: Say WHAT?! / Rabid: I have never been to meet with a lawyer before so I am quite nervous. / Giant Owl: Fear not! Your initiation will now begin -- ONWARD TO THE CAVES!! / Giant Owl: FIRST, the trial of EARTH which is to EAT SOME POTATOES / Rabid:...
Demoted (Medal) Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!! / Rabid: Say WHAT?! / Rabid: I was so good at carrying around mackerel! You know, ammo boxes. Now I'm stuck peeling potatoes with soap!! / <> / Rabish: Mackerel? Don't you mean materiel? / Dr Quickly: PINNED DOWN BY ENEMY BIRDS!!...
Tin (Soup) Rabish: The label is long gone so how do I know it's safe to OPEN let alone EAT? / Rabish: Well, here goes... / <> / Rabid: I'm quite sure this is the address to which Rabish instructed us for attending her dinner party! / Dr Quickly: Then why, instead of a dinner-party-able building is there a...
Tin (Cram) Rabish: The label is long gone so how do I know it's safe to OPEN let alone EAT? / [[In the control room of the Yottatron.]] / Dr Quickly: Okay the super-accelerated electrons should be smashing into the mystery container any second now! The ionized cloud that remains will identify the contents of the...
 
Tin (Lady of Mazes) Rabish: The label's gone so how do I know it's safe to open let alone eat? / Rabid: I think it's either peas, or pork and beans! / Rabot: Really? It looks like corn to me. / Dr Quickly: Have you reached a consensus? / Rabish: Yes, it's a tall can of Armour brand Potted Meat Food Product. / Dr Quickly:...
Masked (Wobbly) [[A masked figure makes Rabish uneasy.]] / Masked Figure: Your change... was left... on the... counter... / Rabish: Um... thank you!! / Dr Quickly: Now I'm not naming any names... or pointing fingers at any nameless ones... but we've been getting quite a few complaints about your attitude. So, look:...
Masked (Fortnight) [[A masked figure makes Rabish uneasy.]] / Dr Quickly: According to my ancient tome, your apparition of masked evil means a loved one close to you will die within a fortnight! / Rabish: Then there's only one thing to do! / Rabid: Why are you being such a jerk lately? I don't want to hang out any more. / Rabish:...
Masked (Love) [[A masked figure makes Rabish uneasy.]] / Mask: Are you not comic strip famous lady monster Rabish from internet? / Rabish: Oh! It -- it hadn't occurred to me that you might recognize me! / Mask: Ah! Ah! Did I cause offense? Oh, I stared so creepily!! Profuse apologies!! My shame! My shame! I admire...
Bakery (Interrupted) [[At the Local Bakery Where Everyone Works.]] / Rabid: Co-worker Rabish! I bought you some beautiful flowers!! / <> / Dr Quickly: Oh! Risky business in the break room! Let's give the kids some privacy. Ah, young love... / Space Frog: RIGHT OKAY / <> / [[Space Frog sneaks...
 
Bakery (drugs) Rabid: Co-worker Rabish! I bought you some beautiful flowers!! / Rabish: So you just felt like giving me another bouquet out of love just... just like that? Again? I'm running out of space... / Rabid: FOR YOU!! / Rabid: This entire book of wonderful poems is dedicated to you! Some of them are limericks....
Bakery (imagination) Rabid: Co-worker Rabish! I bought you some beautiful flowers! / Rabid: Wait! No! They're not for eating!! / <> / Rabid: Since you eat all the things I get for you, I am only going to get you food. / Rabish: MRFRMRFMRF / Dr Quickly: She's been suffering from an emotional deficiency that modulated...
Grotto (salver) Rabid: What a beautiful place for our honeymoon! / Rabish: Hoy, a strange illumination from that grotto!! / Rabid: That clanging -- someone's serving salad from a stainless steel salver! / Rabish: Good ears... / <> / Rabish: D'you smell that? Fresh onion and a hearty old balsamic vinegar. / Rabid:...
Grotto (pattern) Rabid: What a beautiful place for our honeymoon! / Rabish: Hoy, a strange illumination from that grotto!! / Rabid: It's full of glowing gemstones! / Rabish: I feel dizzy and weird!! I'll pick some of these stones up so we can shew them to Dr Quickly... / Dr Quickly: I've never seen anything like it --...
Grotto (snake) Rabid: What a beautiful place for our honeymoon! / Rabish: Hoy, a strange illumination from that grotto!! / Rabish: Why, it's a gigantic birthday cake!! / Rabid: Neat! / [[The cake is labelled "HAPPY 300TH BIRTHDAY NAME REMOVED"]] / Rabid: What a stupid name! We should ruin this stupidly named person's...
 

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