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| The Unconfirmed Comic Book Day Panels | Rabid: This had better be a very delicious sandwich!
/ Rabish: The wait is long but you'll see!! / Rabid: I forgot my wallet -- !!
/ Rabish: I only brought enuff for me! / Rabid: You have to let me TASTE it!!
/ Rabish: It's not as easy as it sounds! But... well... are we alone? / Cop: ILLICIT SHARING... http://nameremoved.com/comics/271/ |
| Merry Merry | Rabid: This merry-go-round is exceeding tame and thoroughly boring! / Dr Quickly: I can spice it up with ROCKETS!
/ Rabid: No! That sounds too DANGEROUS!! / Rabish: I could make it more fun with LIVE HORSES.
/ Rabid: Enough with the horses!
/ Rabish: ... I love horses. / Space Frog: FIRE
/ Rabid: Augh!... http://nameremoved.com/comics/272/ |
| Moustache Superimposition | Dr Quickly: I have been inspired to create an innovatedly inspired invention -- inspired by TELEVISION! I call it MOUSTACHE PROJECTION! / Dr Quickly: The easiest way to use it is to attach a nicely sized moustache (or some visual analog) to the end of a dowel. Hours of slightly less passive entertainment!
/ Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/273/ |
| Salubrious (statements) | [[In the kitchen with a pie.]]
/ Rabid: Salubrious! / [[In the dining hall with some soup.]]
/ Rabid: Luquilic! / [[In the library with the DICTIONARY OF UNPRONOUNCEABLE WORDS 6th EDITION.]]
/ Rabid: Ineffable! / [[In a convenience store looking at the centerfold of HOT XXX MONSTERS.]]
/ Rabid: Effable! / [[Falling... http://nameremoved.com/comics/274/ |
| Salubrious (addictive) | [[In the kitchen with a pie.]]
/ Rabid: Salubrious! / [[During THOUGHTFUL PUBLIC TELEVISION EVENING TALK SHOW.]]
/ Dr Quickly: The secret to my medicine pie is I cram it full of medicine.
/ Host: How fascinating! / Rabid: COME ON man I NEED more PIE
/ Dr Quickly: Your health insurance won't cover it, so... http://nameremoved.com/comics/275/ |
| Salubrious (canard) | [[In the kitchen with a pie.]]
/ Rabid: Salubrious! / Rabid: OH NO I ATE IT ALL TOO MUCH / [[At RABID'S BIG TOMB.]]
/ Space Frog: EVERYBODY IS CRYING / [[In a thinner, more careful ink.]]
/ Dr Quickly: I'm not sure that a degree in creative writing... particularly suits your... unique talents.
/ Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/276/ |
| Blue Jay (Caloric) | [[A blue jay is surprised.]]
/ Jay: ! / Dr Quickly: AHH MY EYE MY EYE!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/277/ |
| P s&W0vwGfi*bd7lkNg3*iW/p7 4V | [[Random noise.]] http://nameremoved.com/comics/278/ |
| Blue Jay (Beliefs) | [[A blue jay is surprised.]]
/ Jay: ! / Dr Quickly: Well of course I'll publish your book, you adorable little scamp! How cute! / Rabid: So all I have to do is BELIEVE that I REALLY WANT something -- and it will happen!
/ Rabish: That's ridiculous. I can't believe you're falling for a dumb bird's self-help... http://nameremoved.com/comics/279/ |
| Snub (Power) | Dr Quickly: These two little fellows have been programmed to snub each other!
/ Rabid: Fascinating! / [[Being interviewed on TV AND RADIO NEWS TIME.]]
/ Host: Environmental issues are yesterday's news with Dr Quickly's BRUNCH ENGINE
/ Dr Quickly: By offering tasty foods, the robots are drawn toward the... http://nameremoved.com/comics/280/ |
| Snub (Frog) | Dr Quickly: These two little fellows have been programmed to snub each other!
/ Rabid: Fascinating! / Dr Quickly: We can determine the chemical and elemental makeup of an excited material by shining the light it emits between the robots who will diffract it out of indignation. I call this "NE-SNUB" after... http://nameremoved.com/comics/281/ |
| Snub (Pizza) | Dr Quickly: These two little fellows have been programmed to snub each other!
/ Rabid: Fascinating! / Dr Quickly: These ones sing songs to each other about going for walks together.
/ Rabid: That's so sweet! / Dr Quickly: These ones transform into pizza toppings.
/ Rabid: Are you sure they are robots... http://nameremoved.com/comics/282/ |
| Corset (Krill) | [[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]]
/ Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work! / [[The corset is around Space Frog's mouth.]]
/ Dr Quickly: Remember your promise!
/ Space Frog: ALL I WILL DO WITH MY FAKE BALEEN IS EAT THE VERY DANGEROUS MUTANT KRILL / [[Space... http://nameremoved.com/comics/283/ |
| Corset (Crime) | [[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]]
/ Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work! / Fire Golem: I FEEL... SO FINE... NO LONGER... ANGRY / Tourist: Apparently that isn't a commemorative statue, it's the rampaging golem itself!! / [[The INTERCOP / FLIC-MONDIAL... http://nameremoved.com/comics/284/ |
| Corset (Spooky) | [[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]]
/ Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work! / Dr Quickly: Now we can always see the ghost! / [[Rabish is taking a shower.]]
/ Rabish: I'm so conflicted! Am I glad to know the ghost leers, or would I be happier in my ignorance? / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/285/ |
| Demoted (Heat) | Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!!
/ Rabid: Say WHAT?! / [[Rabid puts on a disgusting mask.]]
/ Rabid: Is it because of my sexual deviance?
/ Dr Quickly: Nope! We are all pretty kinky here! / Rabid: Is it because of my slack laziness?
/ Dr Quickly: Nope! Laziness is a virtue! / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/286/ |
| Demoted (Trials) | Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!!
/ Rabid: Say WHAT?! / Rabid: I have never been to meet with a lawyer before so I am quite nervous.
/ Giant Owl: Fear not! Your initiation will now begin -- ONWARD TO THE CAVES!! / Giant Owl: FIRST, the trial of EARTH which is to EAT SOME POTATOES
/ Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/287/ |
| Demoted (Medal) | Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!!
/ Rabid: Say WHAT?! / Rabid: I was so good at carrying around mackerel! You know, ammo boxes. Now I'm stuck peeling potatoes with soap!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/288/ |
| Tin (Soup) | Rabish: The label is long gone so how do I know it's safe to OPEN let alone EAT? / Rabish: Well, here goes...
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/289/ |
| Tin (Cram) | Rabish: The label is long gone so how do I know it's safe to OPEN let alone EAT? / [[In the control room of the Yottatron.]]
/ Dr Quickly: Okay the super-accelerated electrons should be smashing into the mystery container any second now! The ionized cloud that remains will identify the contents of the... http://nameremoved.com/comics/290/ |
| Tin (Lady of Mazes) | Rabish: The label's gone so how do I know it's safe to open let alone eat? / Rabid: I think it's either peas, or pork and beans!
/ Rabot: Really? It looks like corn to me. / Dr Quickly: Have you reached a consensus?
/ Rabish: Yes, it's a tall can of Armour brand Potted Meat Food Product. / Dr Quickly:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/291/ |
| Masked (Wobbly) | [[A masked figure makes Rabish uneasy.]] / Masked Figure: Your change... was left... on the... counter...
/ Rabish: Um... thank you!! / Dr Quickly: Now I'm not naming any names... or pointing fingers at any nameless ones... but we've been getting quite a few complaints about your attitude. So, look:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/292/ |
| Masked (Fortnight) | [[A masked figure makes Rabish uneasy.]] / Dr Quickly: According to my ancient tome, your apparition of masked evil means a loved one close to you will die within a fortnight!
/ Rabish: Then there's only one thing to do! / Rabid: Why are you being such a jerk lately? I don't want to hang out any more.
/ Rabish:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/293/ |
| Masked (Love) | [[A masked figure makes Rabish uneasy.]] / Mask: Are you not comic strip famous lady monster Rabish from internet?
/ Rabish: Oh! It -- it hadn't occurred to me that you might recognize me! / Mask: Ah! Ah! Did I cause offense? Oh, I stared so creepily!! Profuse apologies!! My shame! My shame! I admire... http://nameremoved.com/comics/294/ |
| Bakery (Interrupted) | [[At the Local Bakery Where Everyone Works.]]
/ Rabid: Co-worker Rabish! I bought you some beautiful flowers!! / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/295/ |
| Bakery (drugs) | Rabid: Co-worker Rabish! I bought you some beautiful flowers!! / Rabish: So you just felt like giving me another bouquet out of love just... just like that? Again? I'm running out of space...
/ Rabid: FOR YOU!! / Rabid: This entire book of wonderful poems is dedicated to you! Some of them are limericks.... http://nameremoved.com/comics/296/ |
| Bakery (imagination) | Rabid: Co-worker Rabish! I bought you some beautiful flowers! / Rabid: Wait! No! They're not for eating!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/297/ |
| Grotto (salver) | Rabid: What a beautiful place for our honeymoon!
/ Rabish: Hoy, a strange illumination from that grotto!! / Rabid: That clanging -- someone's serving salad from a stainless steel salver!
/ Rabish: Good ears...
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/298/ |
| Grotto (pattern) | Rabid: What a beautiful place for our honeymoon!
/ Rabish: Hoy, a strange illumination from that grotto!! / Rabid: It's full of glowing gemstones!
/ Rabish: I feel dizzy and weird!! I'll pick some of these stones up so we can shew them to Dr Quickly... / Dr Quickly: I've never seen anything like it --... http://nameremoved.com/comics/299/ |
| Grotto (snake) | Rabid: What a beautiful place for our honeymoon!
/ Rabish: Hoy, a strange illumination from that grotto!! / Rabish: Why, it's a gigantic birthday cake!!
/ Rabid: Neat! / [[The cake is labelled "HAPPY 300TH BIRTHDAY NAME REMOVED"]]
/ Rabid: What a stupid name! We should ruin this stupidly named person's... http://nameremoved.com/comics/300/ |
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