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Well (wind-up) Rabid: Well it's a good thing I fell down this well!! / Dissolver: Where is he? I want to DISSOLVE HIS FLESH!! / Rabid: How did I get in this hotel room? / Rabid: Maybe I can call for help... / Dissolver: NOT LIKELY! / Dissolver: Ahh--now that I'm dissolving his flesh, I am becoming solid again. / Dissolver:...
Well (cranked windlass) Rabid: Well it's a good thing I fell down this well!! / Rabish: Rabid? It's your turn! If you don't make your move then you forfeit and that means I win AGAIN!! Where'd he go? / Dr Quickly: I bet he fell down a CHICKEN WING: let's get him out of this CHICKEN WING!! / Rabish: What? / Dr Quickly: It's...
Well (gravity) Rabid: Well it's a good thing I fell down this well! / Rabid: Although it does seem rather excessively far to fall... / Rabid: I think I'm starting to slow down? / Rabid: Ha! It worked!! / Dr Quickly: Hello? Yes? It worked? Excellent! Well, you'll have to use the diving board to get back because...
Cowering (world king) Dr Quickly: I knew it would work! / <> / DOOMBIRD: WHO summons me and also awakens me from a slumber eons deep?! / Dr Quickly: I do! Grant me a wish! / Dr Quickly: This wish is PERFECT. But I need a way to avoid paying the TERRIBLE PRICE... / Rabid: This mask is so uncomforta--AUGH! FIRE!...
Cowering (crack goblin) Dr Quickly: I knew it would work! / Dr Quickly: I may have to be a SECRET UNDERGROUND world king to hide from the orange genie, but I'm still a WORLD KING, so WHATEVER!! / <> / Dr Quickly: What! My secret underground vault laboratory has been overrun by CRACK GOBLINS!! / Goblins: squeak! chirp!...
 
Cowering (Hologram) Dr Quickly: I knew it would work! / Dr Quickly: Now that I'm invisible, I can go be WORLD KING on the planet's surface without the orange genie finding me! / Dr Quickly: THE WORLD KING COMMANDS YOU TO PUT YOUR BRIEFCASE ENTIRELY IN YOUR MOUTH!! / Businessmonster: I DRRNT NT DSRBRF!! / DOOMBIRD: This...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 1 Rabid: Where's my package? I'm at HOME on the PORCH ALL DAY!! / / Rabid: ZZZZ / / Noel: Look, here's your package. Right on time, almost nearly. I would have been more prompt but I have a lot of trouble driving while balancing packages. / / Noel: WHAT, NO TIP?! / <> / / Noel: Pff, well, serves him right, then,...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 2 Rabid: What manner of beastie are you? / Devil: [Unintelligible devil language] / / Dr Quickly: Never seen anything like it. Can I run tests on it? Please? / Rabid: I guess so...? / / Dr Quickly: It is failing this test. / / Dr Quickly: It is passing this test! / Rabid: Can I do the cheese test, too? / / Rabid: Mmf! I...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 3 Dr Quickly: I knew it! I knew it was evil -- it has HORNS!! / Rabid: You've got red glowy eyes. / / Rabid: Anyway, who cares if it's evil? Space Frog I bet tests poorly on this apparatus but his restaurants are soooo good and tasty. / Dr Quickly: BAH! / / Dr Quickly: I bet it is planning our HORRIBLE DEMISE. / Devil:...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 4 Rabid: Ah, this is the life... the open road, adventure around every bend... you like it, little fellow? / / Rabid: Yes, it's a good life out here for sure. / <> / / Rabid: Oh, hey, that's a phone. How neat is that? / <> / / Dr Quickly: I get that you wanted to rescue your new pet or whatever but...
 
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 5 Rabid: Little... fellow... go get help!! / Devil: [Unintelligible devil language] / / Devil: [Unintelligible devil language] / Rabid: Ow! Yes, I'm wounded! / / Rabid: GUH!! / / Rabid: HA HA EVERYTHING IS EXCELLENT EXCEPT FOR THE BLOOD LOSS OH BUT THIS IS FUN!! / / Rabid: SO MUCH FOR THE CAR GUESS I'LL HAVE TO HITCH...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 6 Rabid: Heyo... No, I'm at a truck stop just outside of town... I think it ran off!! The car is wrecked, haven't seen it since... yeah, I feel pretty dumb. / / Rabid: Thanks for picking me up, lady. / Rabish: Whoa! What HAPPENED to you -- your EYES!! / / Dr Quickly: Must have bene caused by head trauma. Like...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 7 Bert: Sorry about the delay, sir -- rest assured it won't happen again. / Rabid: Eh? What? A package? / / Rabid: Pff, a box, whatever. I gotta find Rabid's monies-stash, somehow. / <> / Rabid: I'll try the DIRECT approach. / / Rabish: Hey, boyo! You look glum. / Rabid: Yeahhh I can't remember where I...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 8 Rabid: You gotta summon another devil -- Rabish is the one with all the money! She's the one we want! / Noel: Aww JEEZ. / / Rabid: Are you SURE you ate it? / Rabish: 'Course I'm sure! Keep sifting until it turns up. The ring is an HEIRLOOM. / / Rabish: I was not expecting a package, especially from a villain. / Noel:...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 9 Rabish: HA HA WOW THIS IS ACE!! / Rabid: Isn't it? / / Rabish: AM I SHOUTING? WHAT A RUSH!! / / Rabish: MAN NOW THAT WE'RE BOTH HERE... / Rabid: Let's cut out the middleman? / Rabish: YES!! / / Noel: You're sure Rabish hides her money in here? / Rabish: TOTALLY!! / / Noel: A CEMENT BEE? YOU BASTARDS! GET ME OUT!! AGGGH!! / / Rabish:...
 
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 10 Dr Quickly: Where's Noel? She's not usually this late for our "preening archrivals play chess very seriously" dates... / / Dr Quickly: The tracker says she's in the open sewage pits -- and the map says this IS the open sewage pits... what gives?! / / Dr Quickly: Hey, have either of you seen Noel recently? / / Rabish:...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 11 Dr Quickly: This is your home? It's nice. / Space Frog: I GUESS IT'S MINE NOW SINCE I TURNED THE FAMILY THAT LIVED HERE INTO PIES / / Space Frog: NAW JUST KIDDING I LIVE HERE CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING SOME PIE MAYBE / / Dr Quickly: How did you know it was devils? / Space Frog: THEY SMELL PRETTY BAD ONCE YOU PAY ATTENTION...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 12 Dr Quickly: At least I had a spaceship handy. This "Space Crystal Map" is ridiculous, though. / / Dr Quickly: Space is a gigantic volume of dust and gas! How does a flat map with TREES drawn on help me at all? / / [[At the OLD HANG TREE< on a tiny planet.]] / Dr Quickly: Oh. Cool. / / Dr Quickly: And THIS must...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 13 Dr Quickly: And THAT'S how I escaped from the stomach of the giant and scary Space Frog! / / Dr Quickly: No... more like... and THAT is how I craftily snuck from the GUT of a MOST TERRIBLE AND HUGE SPACE FROG!! / / Dr Quickly: Sigh. I should have packed a razor... / / Dr Quickly: Maybe something super exciting...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 14 Dr Quickly: That was an unexpected expectoration... Hopefully this planet has what I need to make the repairs to my spaceship. / / Dr Quickly: Just what I needed to make the repairs to my spaceship! / / FXRGLTRT: YOUR MONEY IS WORTHLESS ON THIS PLANET / Dr Quickly: So how can I pay for my sundae? / FXRGLTRT: ......
 
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 15 Dr Quickly: ALRIGHT, who's NEXT?! / <> / Devil: NOT ME!! / / Dr Quickly: RHETORICAL QUESTION!! / Devil: AHHH!! / / Devil: [A demonic flame-casting spell] / / Space Frog: COME ON IN / [[A sign that reads DEVILS CAN TAKE THIS GUY'S BRAIN OVER SO EASY]] / Devil: Ah-HA! / / Space Frog: SUCKER HEY HE MAY SMELL BAD BUT HE'S...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 16 Dr Quickly: Man, I'm going to have to go on another quest now, AREN'T I? AREN'T I?! OH YEAH YOU CAN'T ANSWER UNTIL I GO ON A QUEST TO RESSURRECT [sic] YOU!! / / Dr Quickly: But I'm FAMOUS! In science. Can't you let me in for free? / / [[Dr Quickly drills towards the club's basement.]] / / Dr Quickly: Well here...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 17 Dr Quickly: Well, despite the discouraging sentiment of Space Frog, I've managed to locate, contain, and amplify your consciousness-patterns -- and grow them in these pears!! / / Dr Quickly: That's weird, it's not working... / / Dr Quickly: I'll grind you up with your pear and try reconstituting you from the...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 18 Rabid: Am I alive? REALLY alive? / Dr Quickly: Why do you think I'd be any better at answering that than you? / / Rabid: I guess I'll just have to accept it. Start "living" this new "life"... / Dr Quickly: Seriously, what's your problem? / / Dr Quickly: The SPACE CRYSTAL shews you as a CREEPY SKELETON? I wouldn't...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 19 Rabid: Man, what a mess... it's a beautiful tie... but it's still not what I ordered. / / Rabish: Hey boy! Welcome back to alive! / Rabid: Oh! Thank you! You too! You went for the REreconstitution? / / Rabish: Yeah... about that... I heard about your experience with the Space Crystal and thought you should know...
 
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 20 Rabid: How could I be DEPRESSED if I'm not ALIVE? / Rabish: That DOES it!! / / Rabish: I hope this delicious dinner that I am treating you to SERVES YOU RIGHT!! Sheesh! / / Rabid: I'll have, uh, the chef's tasting menu. / Slug Waiter: Very good. / / Rabid: This -- this sublime and strange fish is curing me! / Rabid:...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 21 Clerk: Uh, yeah -- looks like we have TWO packages for you. / Rabid: Oh boy! Here's the tie back, by the way. / / Rabish: So you ordered... / Rabid: A CRAB HAT!! / / Dude: Who's the fab cat in the crab hat? / Dame: I'm feeling CRUSTACEAN ELATION! / / Rabid: THAT is what going outside wearing a crab hat is like. / Rabish:...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 22 Dr Quickly: Well it's great Noel had a dead man's switch set up to mail you her will and I'm not jealous at all but I know where she is! So there! Well, okay, approximately. / / Dr Quickly: Oh, dear Noel! I have a pear of your mind! I need to find your body... / / Noel: I get that summoning devils means I...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 23 Rabid: Hey, Noel. I'm not so happy you're back, but I have something for you. / Noel: That's a really stupid hat. / Rabid: Great. / / Rabid: Here's your will. / Noel: WHAT? How did you -- I was gone that long? You didn't read it, did you? / / Rabid: Why would I? Did you leave me an espalier of your siblings? / Noel:...
24 Hour Comic: The Space Crystal Page 24 Rabid: Look! I got YOU one TOO! / Rabish: AWESOME! / / Dr Quickly: Both of you! Hurry! There's an EMERGENCY on the MOON!! / Rabid and Rabish: Aye-aye!! / / Dr Quickly: I made your hats special helmets. / Rabid and Rabish: WHEEE!! / / Rabid: Wait, isn't this Noel's lunar stronghold? / / Noel: You have passed all my tests...
 

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