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|Sticky (melty)||Dr Quickly: You knucklehead! Stop being sticky and get off of me so I can fix this!! / Rabid: I wish I could!! / / Dr Quickly: All I need to do is remove my hand from this button and then everything will be back to normal!! / / Rabid: AAAAAAAA / Dr Quickly: SHUT UP I can't CONCENTRATE on the BUTTON!! / / Dr Quickly:...|
|Sticky (gum)||Dr Quickly: AH! Stop STICKING TO ME!! / Rabid: I can't!! / / Space Frog: THIS X-TREEM MEGA-CYBER CHEWING GUM YOU'RE WORKING ON HAS INTERESTING SIDE EFFECTS / <
|Comb (begin)||Rabish: You're looking primeval! / Rabid: MORE LIKE... CHAOTIC!! / / <
|Comb (portal)||Rabish: You look like a lawless miscreant. / Evil Rabid: More like CHAOTIC EVIL, hot lips!! / / <
|Comb (luck)||Rabid: How will I invest today? / / Noel: No, you idiot! It has to be a LUCKY comb! How else could he get so much money using it? Random chance... PHEH! / / <
|Finger (ring)||Rabish: Ew! / / Smith: Yeah, made it for some kid said he found a treasure with these three stones in it. Never paid for it, just broke my legs and ran. / Rabish: Do you have his name? / / Hobo: Get that effin' thing away from me! Never should have gone in that cave!! Never should have opened that box!! Pawning...|
|Finger (pops)||Rabish: Oh, ick. / / Rabish: Install a trash can!! / Space Frog: YOU FIRST WHINER / / Rabish: Not you too!! / Rabid: They're so tasty! / / Rabish: They're junk food! / Dr Quickly: New research I did that Space Frog paid for says they're full of NUTRIENTS. / / Advertisement: SPACE FROG BRAND FINGER POPS! SEXY PEOPLE SMILE...|
|Finger (spring)||Rabish: Oh, gross! A finger!! / / Rabish: Oh! It must be spring, finally.|
|Mausoleum (party)||Noel: OH MAN this mausoleum is gonna ROCK!! / / Noel: Just another couple skulls and my plan will be COMPLETE!! / Rabid: NOT SO FAST!! / / Rabid: Why not just use one skull repeatedly? / Noel: I tried! Getting the jello out without breaking the skull was too hard. / / Rabish: Wow! These skull molds are AWESOME! This...|
|Mausoleum (ultraleader)||Noel: Well! Just a few more famous corpses and I'll be able to genetically engineer a really excellent warlord emperor figurehead! / / Rabid: Life is actually pretty good under the iron fist of ULTRALEADER MURDERHAVOC SOULEATER! / Rabish: Yeah, I guess... / / Noel: I just got a report that says you shut down...|
|Mausoleum (slides)||Noel: Oh, this one is neat -- it's for some family or something. Look at the detail in the stonework! / Rabid: ZZZ / / Noel: Here are a few closeups. You can tell they change their mind about what sort of chisel to use. / / Noel: See, the names are carved into the walls as well as the sarcophagi. / Rabid: ZZZ / / Noel:...|
|Dancing on a grave (seed)||Dr Quickly: Beez gbazgen mauz gaysh, bal gonskunn geez woazch! Ma meesken loas gouase geez gonskunn boz MOSQUIEZ!! / / Rabid: I have clawed my way out of the ground... what is going on?! / Dr Quickly: I rose you from the dead!! / / Dirt: YOU HAVE RAISED US AS WELL, THE INTERMINABLE GENERATIONS LONG DECAYED INTO...|
|Dancing on a grave (fitness)||Dr Quickly: Beez! Gac! Goasgun! MONSQUAZ!! / / Dr Quickly: Ah-ha-ha! My occult exercise programme worked like a charm!! / Beefy: Care to test it with a wager? / / <
|Dancing on a grave (fatherhood)||Dr Quickly: SOAN SCHWEDA DN ZWEA TOIEAP!! / / Li'l Beefy: Dad, were you out all night chanting again? You promised we could watch television together and BOND!! / Dr Quickly: Ugh. / / Li'l Beefy: See? Isn't this fun? / <
|Station error (alien)||Rabid: This isn't my stop... / / Rabid: I don't recognize these buildings... / / Rabid: Excuse me, I think I'm lost!! / Businessman: Excuse you, you think you're lost!! / / Rabid: And to be quite honest I don't remember how I made it back home!! / Dr Quickly: How very peculiar! / / <
|Station error (recurring)||Rabid: This isn't my stop! / / Rabid: 45 minutes until the next zeppelin?! Maybe the tube runs near here... / / <
|Station error (hugeness)||Rabid: This isn't my stop! / / Rabid: Oh, I'm always so nervous walking around in the Small Docklands. / / Rabid: I took the wrong scale train and forgot to get a transfer. / Rabish: I don't have any tokens your size... I'll have to come meet you! / / Rabid: Apparently it wears off after a while! / Rabish: JEEZ LOUISE! / / Rabish:...|
|Kite-eating (terminator)||Rabid: M-my kite!! / Rabish: IT IS WHAT I WAS DESIGNED TO DO / / Dr Quickly: The scanner indicates she was sent back in time to destroy kites! / / Rabish: MISSION SUFFICIENTLY ACCOMPLISHED ON ACCOUNT OF I AM NOW BORED / Dr Quickly: My word! Almost all the kites in this one store--completely destroyed!! / / <
|Kite-eating (ancient)||Rabid: This happened last year! What gives?! / Rabish: MY PROGRAMMING DEMANDS IT / Dr Quickly: I've built a vast army of kite-eating machines! To send into the past all at once! / Rabid: I just don't remember that happening, is all. / Dr Quickly: You don't? / Rabid: A DELICIOUS KITE LET ME EAT IT / Rabish:...|
|Kite-eating (reset)||Rabid: A kite, eh? What a blast from the past. / Rabish: You think THIS is "old-school", I have something to show you! / Rabid: I look younger than I remember! / Rabish: I hid it down here during the Robot Uprising. / Rabid: Upload complete! We have identical data now!! / Rabish: Time to send you back...|
|Needy (helper)||Rabid: I WANNA HUG!! / Rabid: GIMME A HUG!! / Dr Quickly: ugh / Rabot: I, uh, just wanted a glass of water. / Rabid: HUUUGS / Space Frog: NO / Rabid: But!! / Rabid: purrrr / Noel: GHH / Rabid: I'm helping people!!|
|Needy (games)||Rabish: Look, I have to go to work now. / Rabid: But I want more HUGS!! I'm gonna twitch sadly on the floor until I get more!! / Rabid: Ha ha she's disgusted and will stay at work late giving me more time alone at home to play some exciting video games. / Rabid: Wow, according to the time stamp on my...|
|Needy (battery)||Noel: Look, I know I mind-controlled you to be my love slave but you're kind of... needy. / Noel: Look, here's a vacwm cleaner for you. Instead of fawning, why don't you clean the grotto-lair?
/ Rabid: Sounds great. / <
|Rabid Complains (travel)||Rabid: I'm not that needy! And I was under brain control and stuff. / Rabish: Now instead of needy, you're being WHINY!! / Rabid: I don't have to put up with this CRUDULENCE. / Rabish: Chill out, kiddo! / Rabid: I moved here to get away from it all... / Noel: I know that line, and let me tell you, there's...|
|Rabid Complains (holiday)||Rabid: I'm not that whiny. And plus also I was under mind control and stuff!! / Rabish: It's just some silly stories, don't get bent out of shape. / Rabid: This cake tastes like butt. / Rabish: Well you made it, did you use butt? / Rabid: It's too damn hot out!! / Rabish: Why are you wearing wintertime...|
|Rabid Complains (comic)||Rabid: Have you seen this website? It's telling lies about how I act!
/ Rabish: What? Maybe it's a coincidental resemblance. / Rabid: It could be... / Rabid: Oh! Whoever does that scary comic wrote me back!!
/ Rabish: You emailed them? / Noel: Oh, good! He's reading the MAGIC SPELL I sent him OUT LOUD!!
|Afraid and Alone (pills)||Rabid: no, no, no... where is everybody? where? / Rabish: You look miserable, is there anything I can do for you? / Rabid: I dunno. / Dr Quickly: The blood tests say low pep levels... I can prescribe something to help! / Rabish: Please! / Rabid: Recording a new hit rock and roll song / While painting...|
|Afraid and Alone (door)||Rabid: no... where am I... where is everyone? / Rabid: The city is empty, and quiet. Not a peep. It's spooky! / Noel: Rabid should make a challenging opponent! / Rabid: Oh no! The city isn't empty! It's full of horrible zombies! / Space Frog: GUILTY OF DIGITIZING INNOCENT PEOPLE INTO A ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST...|
|Afraid and Alone (cake door)||Rabid: Oh, why did I leave the door open? The zombies got EVERYBODY. I only managed to survive because of my video-game-trained superskills. / Noel: You're not the only one with the video game superskills! / Rabid: Noel! You escaped prison AND zombies!! / Noel: So should we try to rebuild civilization? / Rabid:...|
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