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| Cactus (thief) | Cactus: Where you goin', sugar? / Rabid: Hey! He stole my wallet! / Rabish: I dunno, something about you seems... different. Sexily different.
/ Cactus: Well I'm certainly not an identity thief!! / Rabid: GASP!
/ Rabish: GASP!
/ Cactus: GASP! / Rabid: I'll get my revenge, you jerk!
/ Cactus: Ha! I've... http://nameremoved.com/comics/421/ |
| Cactus (creepy) | Rabid: Eh? / Cactus: Take pants off.
/ Rabid: Gah!! / Rabid: Man I am weirded out and pissed off! Why'd he even do that? There should be a law!!
/ Rabish: I think there kind of is? / Rabid: I can't try them on to make sure they fit?
/ Noel: Some bleeding-heart made a new law of no pants-grabbing. / Rabish:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/422/ |
| Cactus (crossing) | Rabid: Ow! What a scary jerk! Came out of nowhere! / Rabid: Hey lady! That cactus got me again.
/ Rabish: Oh! You woke me up. I was having that strange dream... / Rabish: I'm awake?!
/ Rabid: Were you having that strange dream again? / Rabish: Every time I have that dream it convinces me... maybe there's... http://nameremoved.com/comics/423/ |
| Cereal (meals) | Rabid: Tweety Poofz are so tasty -- maybe I can finagle them into meals outside breakfast. / Rabid: Lunchtime, eh? Good thing I brought a baggie full of Tweety Poofz!! Not to be confused with the empty baggie I ate from for elevenses. / Rabid: What an exciting array of artisanal milks at this buffet... http://nameremoved.com/comics/424/ |
| Cereal (endangered) | Rabid: Oh "Tweety Poofz" -- my day would be pointless without several boxes of you for breakfast! / Rabish: Does your trail mix have anything OTHER than "Tweety Poofz" in it?
/ Rabid: Nope! / Dr Quickly: Here is the nesting habitat we built for the critically endangered SUGARWING SHRIKE
/ Rabish: Nature... http://nameremoved.com/comics/425/ |
| Cereal (drink) | Rabid: Tweety Poofz are so tasty, maybe there are more ways to consume them than just in a milky bowl!! / Rabid: I'll just grind some up and tamp them down! / Rabid: What do you think?
/ Rabish: Distressingly sweet, only suitable for horrible children with poor taste. / Rabid: Horrible children with... http://nameremoved.com/comics/426/ |
| Kittens (pie) | Dr Quickly: Cease your playful swats and come with!! We don't have much time! / Noel: KITTIES! I HAVE TREATS!
/ Rabid: Oh, treats! / Dr Quickly: The fool. I suppose we'll have to rescue him.
/ Rabish: You SUPPOSE?! / Noel: Oh! You're too late to rescue your friends... unless you'd like some PIE!!
/ Dr... http://nameremoved.com/comics/427/ |
| Kittens (armaments) | Dr Quickly: Make haste, children! Our disguises will fade while we are still in danger if you keep romping!! / Rabid: Go on without me! I'll be alright!!
/ Rabish: We'll come back for you, eventually! / Rabid: While my jailers are distracted I'll make my escape.
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/428/ |
| Kittens (rumble) | Cat: GRRR
/ Other Cat: ROWR / Rabid: You cats are so loud! Knock it off!! / Rabish: The cats in this neighbourhood sure are tough.
/ Rabid: I can't believe you just STOOD THERE. / Rabid: This isn't a rental?
/ Rabish: No... I feel bad about not standing up for you, so I'm being proactive. / Rabid: Where... http://nameremoved.com/comics/429/ |
| Muffins (employee) | Noel: Would you care to sample a bite-size test portion of our new SEX MUFFINS?
/ Rabid: Uh, I'm okay, thanks.
/ Noel: Aw. / Rabid: I don't need any more coffee, but maybe that cute barista is working now... / Rabid: Um, hi!
/ Rabish: Hey, you! Heading home for the day? What can I get you? / Rabish:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/430/ |
| Muffins (orbital) | Noel: May I interest you in a sample sex muffin?
/ Rabid: From you? Not likely. / Rabot: Look out! Come quickly! The muffins are breeding uncontrollably!!
/ Noel: Uh oh. / Noel: All the cages open?! This is a disaster!! / Dr Quickly: Well, eventually they'll run out of food and the population will stabilize.... http://nameremoved.com/comics/431/ |
| Muffins (wasteland) | Noel: Care to sample an imitation sex muffin?
/ Rabid: That's not funny! I hope my son is okay. / Li'l Rabid: I should have landed in one of the Great Cities my father spoke of... but all I see is desolate wasteland! / Rabish: MY SON I HAVE FOUND YOU... IN A WORLD WHERE THE WORLD IS A BLISTERED WASTELAND
/ Li'l... http://nameremoved.com/comics/432/ |
| Sweater World (beats) | Rabid: I... guess this is the place? / Rabish: That sweater looks SO GOOD on you... you must tell me where you purchased it!
/ Rabid: It's a secret! / Rabot: Why would a robot know of a secret store where disgusting biosweaters lurk? I will help you find their oily hairy origin... but only to destroy... http://nameremoved.com/comics/433/ |
| Sweater World (spices) | Rabid: I... guess this is the place? / Sweater: We don't sell anything you would want to buy.
/ Rabid: Hear me out!! / Rabish: This is authentic Sweater World cuisine? It's amazing!!
/ Dr Quickly: Well, now, even our own CITY isn't a monoculture... I believe this soup originates in the V-Neck Peninsula... http://nameremoved.com/comics/434/ |
| Sweater World (Steak Land) | Rabid: I... guess this is the place? / Rabid: I would like to fill this medication prescription and also buy this prescription sweater!
/ Noel: Uh, oh, yeah sure. / Rabid: Dr Quickly was right... I'm not depressed any more and it's all thanks to these pills and this sweater! / Dr Quickly: Glad to hear... http://nameremoved.com/comics/435/ |
| Focus (stinger) | Bug: Our home, destroyed by the caprice of a Large One!!
/ Lady Bug: Hush, child... there is nothing we can do. / Rabid: Well, time for lunch!!
/ Bug: I WILL GET MY REVENGE!! / Bug: I've found you at last!! Judgement is night!!
/ Rabish: Do you hear a tiny little noise? / Rabid: No, I don't.
/ Bug: The... http://nameremoved.com/comics/436/ |
| Focus (wave) | < http://nameremoved.com/comics/437/ |
| Focus (ranger) | < http://nameremoved.com/comics/438/ |
| Treasure Map (loot) | Space Frog: WHAT'S THIS OH COOL A TREASURE MAP FOR ME / Space Frog: THESE DIRECTIONS ARE UNFAMILIAR I WILL ACCEPT THE QUEST ANYWAY / Space Frog: NEVER HAD TO ENTER MY ONLINE BANKING CREDENTIALS IN A QUEST BEFORE HIGHLY REALISTIC / Space Frog: NOW I HAVE TO HOLD MY HOUSEKEY UP TO MY WEBCAM / Space... http://nameremoved.com/comics/439/ |
| Treasure Map (crown) | Space Frog: WHAT HO A TREASURE MAP / Space Frog: HEY ALRIGHT IT LED ME TO THE WORLD KING'S LOST TOMB NOW I CAN OBTAIN THE POWER CROWN / Dr Quickly: How did he get his hands on the map I sent you for safekeeping?!
/ Rabid: I TOLD you, he goes through my mail!! / Space Frog: OH LOOKS LIKE HE GOT AN INVITATION... http://nameremoved.com/comics/440/ |
| Treasure Map (candy) | Space Frog: HEY A TREASURE MAP IN MY FERRERO INTERNATIONAL SOCIETA PER AZIONI FERRERO REGISTERED TRADEMARK KINDER REGISTERED TRADEMARK SURPRISE CHOCOLATE EGG TOY SHELL / Space Frog: I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE CANDY CANE FOREST BEFORE IT SMELLS LIKE PEE THIS MAP BETTER BE RIGHT / Signage: The treasure... http://nameremoved.com/comics/441/ |
| Unattended Birthday (tshirt) | Noel: It's my birthday! Where is everyone?! / Rabid: Maybe we can get out through the hatch?
/ Rabish: We're already quite late...
/ Dr Quickly: This was our big chance to make amends... / Rabot: Regional President Noel! Remember that elevator that broke down in your old apartment building? Years ago?!
/ Noel:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/442/ |
| Unattended Birthday (bar) | Noel: It's my birthday!! Where is everyone?! / Noel: All eight of my guests called to cancel... some of them more than once! / Noel: That does it! I'm going to sexy myself up and go to a bar!! To feel good about myself!! / Bardude: So, like, are you totally hot when you're naked?
/ Noel: Want to find... http://nameremoved.com/comics/443/ |
| Unattended Birthday (prison) | Noel: It's my birthday!! Where is everybody?! / Noel: This is TOTALLY going in my memoirs. / Newsmonsterlady: In her controversial new memoirs, ultracriminal Noel Mauvais has a lonely plea for companionship from inside her prison...
/ Rabid: What?! She doesn't deserve any such thing!! / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/444/ |
| Bread Crabs (business trip) | Rabid: I can't sleep here! It's infested with bread crabs!! / Noel: Uh, no, it looks like we're booked out of bread-crab-free rooms. Gotta keep the buffet supplied, you know?! / Rabid: So this is the only hotel in town without a bread crab problem?
/ Dr Quickly: You foreigners have strange ideas about... http://nameremoved.com/comics/445/ |
| Bread Crabs (contagion) | Rabid: Ugh, I can't sleep. How come I'm so itchy?!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/446/ |
| Bread Crabs (shopping) | Rabid: Brabs are everywhere! Especially bedsheets!
/ Rabish: That's an awful thing to say. We're going in there. / Rabish: Do you have this pattern in a king size?
/ Crab: I'll go check in the back. / Rabid: Look at how she WADDLES! Probably full of hideous crab-spawn.
/ Rabish: What the hell is your... http://nameremoved.com/comics/447/ |
| Dangerous Shoes (murderboots) | Rabish: Are those shoes safe?
/ Rabid: Sure! Maybe! / Rabid: Anyway, see you later!!
/ Rabish: Yeah.
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/448/ |
| Dangerous Shoes (broadcast) | Rabish: You gotta hide me!! These shoes are DANGEROUS!! / Lynch Mob: WHERE'D SHE GO!! WE MUST FIND HER!!
/ Rabid: If they cause you so much bother...
/ Rabish: Why not get rid of them? They cost me my SOUL!! Check it out, though. / Rabid: It's like your feet have become the sole beacon of light in my... http://nameremoved.com/comics/449/ |
| Dangerous Shoes (or ajax) | Dr Quickly: Seven league boots! An artifact of folk mythology given true existence by my engineering ingenuity!! Try 'em out!! / Rabid: Seven leagues... so I should end up in, like, Milton?
/ Dr Quickly: That sounds about right. Be sure to lace them up tight!! / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/450/ |
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