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|Cactus (thief)||Cactus: Where you goin', sugar? / Rabid: Hey! He stole my wallet! / Rabish: I dunno, something about you seems... different. Sexily different. / Cactus: Well I'm certainly not an identity thief!! / Rabid: GASP! / Rabish: GASP! / Cactus: GASP! / Rabid: I'll get my revenge, you jerk! / Cactus: Ha! I've...|
|Cactus (creepy)||Rabid: Eh? / Cactus: Take pants off. / Rabid: Gah!! / Rabid: Man I am weirded out and pissed off! Why'd he even do that? There should be a law!! / Rabish: I think there kind of is? / Rabid: I can't try them on to make sure they fit? / Noel: Some bleeding-heart made a new law of no pants-grabbing. / Rabish:...|
|Cactus (crossing)||Rabid: Ow! What a scary jerk! Came out of nowhere! / Rabid: Hey lady! That cactus got me again. / Rabish: Oh! You woke me up. I was having that strange dream... / Rabish: I'm awake?! / Rabid: Were you having that strange dream again? / Rabish: Every time I have that dream it convinces me... maybe there's...|
|Cereal (meals)||Rabid: Tweety Poofz are so tasty -- maybe I can finagle them into meals outside breakfast. / Rabid: Lunchtime, eh? Good thing I brought a baggie full of Tweety Poofz!! Not to be confused with the empty baggie I ate from for elevenses. / Rabid: What an exciting array of artisanal milks at this buffet...|
|Cereal (endangered)||Rabid: Oh "Tweety Poofz" -- my day would be pointless without several boxes of you for breakfast! / Rabish: Does your trail mix have anything OTHER than "Tweety Poofz" in it? / Rabid: Nope! / Dr Quickly: Here is the nesting habitat we built for the critically endangered SUGARWING SHRIKE / Rabish: Nature...|
|Cereal (drink)||Rabid: Tweety Poofz are so tasty, maybe there are more ways to consume them than just in a milky bowl!! / Rabid: I'll just grind some up and tamp them down! / Rabid: What do you think? / Rabish: Distressingly sweet, only suitable for horrible children with poor taste. / Rabid: Horrible children with...|
|Kittens (pie)||Dr Quickly: Cease your playful swats and come with!! We don't have much time! / Noel: KITTIES! I HAVE TREATS! / Rabid: Oh, treats! / Dr Quickly: The fool. I suppose we'll have to rescue him. / Rabish: You SUPPOSE?! / Noel: Oh! You're too late to rescue your friends... unless you'd like some PIE!! / Dr...|
|Kittens (armaments)||Dr Quickly: Make haste, children! Our disguises will fade while we are still in danger if you keep romping!! / Rabid: Go on without me! I'll be alright!!
/ Rabish: We'll come back for you, eventually! / Rabid: While my jailers are distracted I'll make my escape.
|Kittens (rumble)||Cat: GRRR / Other Cat: ROWR / Rabid: You cats are so loud! Knock it off!! / Rabish: The cats in this neighbourhood sure are tough. / Rabid: I can't believe you just STOOD THERE. / Rabid: This isn't a rental? / Rabish: No... I feel bad about not standing up for you, so I'm being proactive. / Rabid: Where...|
|Muffins (employee)||Noel: Would you care to sample a bite-size test portion of our new SEX MUFFINS? / Rabid: Uh, I'm okay, thanks. / Noel: Aw. / Rabid: I don't need any more coffee, but maybe that cute barista is working now... / Rabid: Um, hi! / Rabish: Hey, you! Heading home for the day? What can I get you? / Rabish:...|
|Muffins (orbital)||Noel: May I interest you in a sample sex muffin? / Rabid: From you? Not likely. / Rabot: Look out! Come quickly! The muffins are breeding uncontrollably!! / Noel: Uh oh. / Noel: All the cages open?! This is a disaster!! / Dr Quickly: Well, eventually they'll run out of food and the population will stabilize....|
|Muffins (wasteland)||Noel: Care to sample an imitation sex muffin? / Rabid: That's not funny! I hope my son is okay. / Li'l Rabid: I should have landed in one of the Great Cities my father spoke of... but all I see is desolate wasteland! / Rabish: MY SON I HAVE FOUND YOU... IN A WORLD WHERE THE WORLD IS A BLISTERED WASTELAND / Li'l...|
|Sweater World (beats)||Rabid: I... guess this is the place? / Rabish: That sweater looks SO GOOD on you... you must tell me where you purchased it! / Rabid: It's a secret! / Rabot: Why would a robot know of a secret store where disgusting biosweaters lurk? I will help you find their oily hairy origin... but only to destroy...|
|Sweater World (spices)||Rabid: I... guess this is the place? / Sweater: We don't sell anything you would want to buy. / Rabid: Hear me out!! / Rabish: This is authentic Sweater World cuisine? It's amazing!! / Dr Quickly: Well, now, even our own CITY isn't a monoculture... I believe this soup originates in the V-Neck Peninsula...|
|Sweater World (Steak Land)||Rabid: I... guess this is the place? / Rabid: I would like to fill this medication prescription and also buy this prescription sweater! / Noel: Uh, oh, yeah sure. / Rabid: Dr Quickly was right... I'm not depressed any more and it's all thanks to these pills and this sweater! / Dr Quickly: Glad to hear...|
|Focus (stinger)||Bug: Our home, destroyed by the caprice of a Large One!! / Lady Bug: Hush, child... there is nothing we can do. / Rabid: Well, time for lunch!! / Bug: I WILL GET MY REVENGE!! / Bug: I've found you at last!! Judgement is night!! / Rabish: Do you hear a tiny little noise? / Rabid: No, I don't. / Bug: The...|
|Treasure Map (loot)||Space Frog: WHAT'S THIS OH COOL A TREASURE MAP FOR ME / Space Frog: THESE DIRECTIONS ARE UNFAMILIAR I WILL ACCEPT THE QUEST ANYWAY / Space Frog: NEVER HAD TO ENTER MY ONLINE BANKING CREDENTIALS IN A QUEST BEFORE HIGHLY REALISTIC / Space Frog: NOW I HAVE TO HOLD MY HOUSEKEY UP TO MY WEBCAM / Space...|
|Treasure Map (crown)||Space Frog: WHAT HO A TREASURE MAP / Space Frog: HEY ALRIGHT IT LED ME TO THE WORLD KING'S LOST TOMB NOW I CAN OBTAIN THE POWER CROWN / Dr Quickly: How did he get his hands on the map I sent you for safekeeping?! / Rabid: I TOLD you, he goes through my mail!! / Space Frog: OH LOOKS LIKE HE GOT AN INVITATION...|
|Treasure Map (candy)||Space Frog: HEY A TREASURE MAP IN MY FERRERO INTERNATIONAL SOCIETA PER AZIONI FERRERO REGISTERED TRADEMARK KINDER REGISTERED TRADEMARK SURPRISE CHOCOLATE EGG TOY SHELL / Space Frog: I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE CANDY CANE FOREST BEFORE IT SMELLS LIKE PEE THIS MAP BETTER BE RIGHT / Signage: The treasure...|
|Unattended Birthday (tshirt)||Noel: It's my birthday! Where is everyone?! / Rabid: Maybe we can get out through the hatch? / Rabish: We're already quite late... / Dr Quickly: This was our big chance to make amends... / Rabot: Regional President Noel! Remember that elevator that broke down in your old apartment building? Years ago?! / Noel:...|
|Unattended Birthday (bar)||Noel: It's my birthday!! Where is everyone?! / Noel: All eight of my guests called to cancel... some of them more than once! / Noel: That does it! I'm going to sexy myself up and go to a bar!! To feel good about myself!! / Bardude: So, like, are you totally hot when you're naked? / Noel: Want to find...|
|Unattended Birthday (prison)||Noel: It's my birthday!! Where is everybody?! / Noel: This is TOTALLY going in my memoirs. / Newsmonsterlady: In her controversial new memoirs, ultracriminal Noel Mauvais has a lonely plea for companionship from inside her prison...
/ Rabid: What?! She doesn't deserve any such thing!! / <
|Bread Crabs (business trip)||Rabid: I can't sleep here! It's infested with bread crabs!! / Noel: Uh, no, it looks like we're booked out of bread-crab-free rooms. Gotta keep the buffet supplied, you know?! / Rabid: So this is the only hotel in town without a bread crab problem? / Dr Quickly: You foreigners have strange ideas about...|
|Bread Crabs (contagion)||Rabid: Ugh, I can't sleep. How come I'm so itchy?!
|Bread Crabs (shopping)||Rabid: Brabs are everywhere! Especially bedsheets! / Rabish: That's an awful thing to say. We're going in there. / Rabish: Do you have this pattern in a king size? / Crab: I'll go check in the back. / Rabid: Look at how she WADDLES! Probably full of hideous crab-spawn. / Rabish: What the hell is your...|
|Dangerous Shoes (murderboots)||Rabish: Are those shoes safe?
/ Rabid: Sure! Maybe! / Rabid: Anyway, see you later!!
/ Rabish: Yeah.
|Dangerous Shoes (broadcast)||Rabish: You gotta hide me!! These shoes are DANGEROUS!! / Lynch Mob: WHERE'D SHE GO!! WE MUST FIND HER!! / Rabid: If they cause you so much bother... / Rabish: Why not get rid of them? They cost me my SOUL!! Check it out, though. / Rabid: It's like your feet have become the sole beacon of light in my...|
|Dangerous Shoes (or ajax)||Dr Quickly: Seven league boots! An artifact of folk mythology given true existence by my engineering ingenuity!! Try 'em out!! / Rabid: Seven leagues... so I should end up in, like, Milton?
/ Dr Quickly: That sounds about right. Be sure to lace them up tight!! / <
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