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|Bad Drink (dentition)||Rabid: What did you put in that?! I'm... CHANGING!! / Rabid: eck / Dr Quickly: Oop-
|Bad Drink (coat)||Rabid: What did you put in that?! I'm -- CHANGING!! / Rabid: There. Much better. / Dr Quickly: What shall I do with your old, stained coat? / Rabid: Oh, I don't care. / Dr Quickly: There. Much better. / Rabish: Oh, Rabid. That was inexplicably wonderful. / Space Frog: GOOD JOB, RABID! YOUR PRODUCTIVITY...|
|Bad Drink (Einhorn)||Rabid: What did you put in that?! I'm... CHANGING!! / <> / Noel: Damn it, I'm NOT a virgin! Get away from me! / Noel: Ha! I'll get a pretty penny for this! Serves him right... thinks he can mess with a virgin... / Rabot: She's totally hot, but being a robot I lack sex characteristics....|
|Mysterious Pursuer (pig)||Rabid: I'm still being followed!! / Rabid: Is there anything you can do? It's scary!! / Dr Quickly: A disguise!! / Child: Ew, the pig man drinks his drink so grossly!! / Mom: Don't stare, dear... / Rabid: Sigh. / Miasmic Evil: I heard you got a disguise but I TRACK BY SCENT!! / Rabid: Yipe!! / Miasmic...|
|Mysterious Pursuer (betrayal)||Pursuer: Where are you? / Rabish: Is it really you? Where have you been? Are you in trouble?! / Pursuer: Hmn. / Rabish: Can I see you? Is it safe? Yeah, we can meet there. / Rabid: It looks like she came alone... / Rabish: No, I won't write it down, and I'll make sure I'm not followed. Stay there...|
|Mysterious Pursuer (destruct)||<
|Euro (castle)||Rabid: Four and a half euros? That's all I got?! / Rabid: That fundraiser cost like sixteen thousand... How will I afford wings to fly to the floating castle?! / Dr Quickly: This thing might work, but you should know I don't know of anyone coming back from there. / Rabid: RABISH does. / Rabish: You...|
|Euro (return)||Rabish: You're not coming any more? / Rabid: My tax return hardly paid for this coffee! / Rabid: "Wish you were here" / Rabish: Dear Rabid: It's no fun here! It has been constantly raining and the food is awful and it is no fun here. Love, Rabish. / Rabid: "P.S. I haven't met any hot surfers, either."...|
|Euro (vanishing)||Rabish: Not in nine tries? This thing is cheating. Don't worry, I'll rescue you! / Dr Quickly: Video games will rot your brain!!
/ Rabish: Rabid's stuck in a claw vending machine.
/ Dr Quickly: Oh! / Rabid: You thought I had been shrunk?
/ Rabish: I didn't know you had a toy line! / Rabid: Check it out!!
|Frog Dessert (remote)||Space Frog: THIS DESSERT IS SCRUMPTIOUS / Space Frog: HA HA
/ Rabid: I left my post for too long! I knew washing my hands was a mistake! / Noel: The cake will explode and the party will be RUINED!!
|Frog Dessert (lifestyle)||Space Frog: THIS CAKE IS SCRUMPTIOUS / Space Frog: BUNGEE JUMPING IS EXHILARATING / Space Frog: HORSE RIDING IS SO RELAXING / Dr Quickly: Of course I'll renew it! I'm glad it's having a positive effect on your quality of life. / Space Frog: ME TOO OBVIOUSLY / Noel: Another whole bottle? I'm not sure...|
|Frog Dessert (rays)||Space Frog: THIS CAKE IS SCRUMPTIOUS / Space Frog: WHAT THE IT MADE ME GO SMALL SOMEHOW / Rabid: The magic cake!! Oh no! / Space Frog: SURELY THERE ARE BETTER EMPLOYMENT OPTIONS FOR THE VERY SMALL / Space Frog: I HAVE FINISHED ORGANIZING YOUR TOILETRIES / Rabish: And you want an electronic money transfer...|
|Fast Disaster (chrono)||Rabid: FASTER!! / Rabid: Okay, I'm lost. / Rabid: Thank you for helping me fix my time-travelling jalopy! / Cavemonster: Thank you for teaching us language and metalworking! / Cavemonster: And knitting. Here is a commemorative scarf for you. / Rabid: Shucks! / Rabid: No, officer, I was trying to drive...|
|Fast Disaster (repay)||<
|Fast Disaster (look)||Rabish: Too fast!! / Rabid: Who are you and why are you ripping off my "look"?! / Rabish: I must have drove so fast that my ribbon fell off and, uh, I got turned red. / Rabid: Well, okay, now I know you're definitely a LADY, but how do I know you're RABISH?! / Rabish: I had the keys to my apartment,...|
|Rabid Needs Technical Support (click)||<
|Rabid Needs Technical Support (date)||Rabid: "Unhandled exception"?! My thesis! My files! No!! / Rabid: Without my thesis I failed so hard they sent me back to kindergarten. / Rabish: That sounds kind of fun! / Rabid: Yeah, only a few months and I'm already in Grade Four! Well... it'd be faster but I have to do all the dumb assignments. / Rabish:...|
|Rabid Needs Technical Support (revolt)||Rabid: You wanna delete my emails? I'll delete YOU!!
/ Rabish: !
|Book Fall (face)||<
|Book Fall (sky)||<
|Book Fall (wolfram)||<
|Rabish, Intrepid Girl Reporter (the Mystery of the Impostor Worms)||Rabish: Hey, Rabid, do you still have that weird worm you dug up in the back yard? I've got a deadline crawling up me and no story. / Impostor Worm: It's the darndest thing the worm just got away or died or something. / Rabish: Hmm... / Impostor Worm: UUUUUU!! / Rabish: ah-HA! / Impostor Worm: We can't...|
|Rabish, Intrepid Girl Reporter (Rise of Some Draculas)||Rabish: "The Life of a Vampire" sounds kind of human-interest. I do hard news. Try Rabid, down the hall, he's big into soft Sunday spreads. / Rabid: Thanks for passing along that lead -- vampires are awesome! Say, let's get some fresh air. / Rabish: Hey, let's keep the "fresh" to the air! Ow! Your...|
|Rabish, Intrepid Girl Reporter (Underworld Overkill)||<
|Werewolf Car (positive)||Werewolf: Gonna getcha!!
|Werewolf Car (old age)||Werewolf: I'm gonna get you!! / Noel: Feet do your stuff!! / Werewolf: GONNA GET YOU ANY MINUTE NOW WATCH OUT!! / Noel: He's not very fast! I think I'll eat a sammich. / Noel: So long, sucker!! / Grandchild: Granny, why is a scary driver driving on the lawn? / Noel: Gasp!! / Dr Quickly: She turned out...|
|Werewolf Car (late night)||Werewolf: Gonna getcha!! / Noel: Feet do your stuff!! / Werewolf: That's the car Noel used to kill my wife, earlier. / Rabid: This movie sounds pretty exciting!! / Werewolf: Can we roll the clip of the murder? Do you have that queued up? / Werewolf: NOOOO!! / Werewolf: The hang-glider is, you know,...|
|Creatures Crawling (stairs)||Rabid: Cripes! I'm CRAWLING with them!! / Rabish: So we can ALMOST get through to him... / Dr Quickly: And now I've got a great idea!! / Rabid: Phoo! It passed. / Rabid: I should have taken the elevator!! / Rabid: Gah! The bugs are on my foot!! / Dr Quickly: Now all three of us are ghosts and we can...|
|Creatures Crawling (iaeo baphrenemoun othi larikriphia eueai phirkiralithon uomen er phaboeai)||Rabid: Cripes! I'm CRAWLING with them!! / <
|Creatures Crawling (laser copout)||Rabid: Cripes! I'm CRAWLING with them!! / Rabid: Ha! We successfully infiltrated his nervous system!! Time to reap the rewards!! / Rabish: Rabid, that is TOO MUCH junk food! Where is your self-control?! / Rabid: Ha ha there are many of us to feed, female!! This body may perish but we shall live on! / Rabid:...|
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