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| Scary Basement Noise (paint) | Rabid: H-hello? Is there someone down here?! / Dr Quickly: I'm certainly not installing surveillance equipment for the government!!
/ Rabid: Ok! Have you seen the kitchen wall paint? / Dr Quickly: Uhh... hound lemon in modern emulsion, right?
/ Rabid: That's the one!! / Rabid: Won't you stay for some... http://nameremoved.com/comics/481/ |
| Scary Basement Noise (ji zhi guo tie) | Rabid: H-hello? Is there someone down here? / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/482/ |
| Scary Basement Noise (makeouts) | Rabid: H-hello? Is there someone done here? / Rabish: Uh, hi.
/ Rabid: A MONSTER!! AAAAAUGH!! / Rabid: So the reason there is buttermilk in the fridge is that you bought it and we live together?
/ Rabish: Yes! You hate buttermilk!!
/ Rabid: Yeah, but maybe I was cooking with it. / Rabid: I think I am... http://nameremoved.com/comics/483/ |
| A divorce (terrible party) | Space Frog: OKAY A DIVORCE YOU HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO GET A DIVORCE...
/ Rabid: Fine!
/ Noel: Pfft. / Rabish: I thought there would be food?
/ Dr Quickly: There's a buffet after.
/ Rabid: I do! / Rabish: Congratulations on the wedding -- I'm sorry about your divorce.
/ Rabid: We're still friends, just incompatible... http://nameremoved.com/comics/484/ |
| A Divorce (learning) | Space Frog: OKAY A DIVORCE YOU HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO GET A DIVORCE / Rabid: Couldn't we divide our possessions by weight now that they're pulverized?
/ Noel: Stop talking, you're blowing it around. / Rabish: You're just going to live in a hotel now?
/ Rabid: Hopefully I can reconstitute that armoire... http://nameremoved.com/comics/485/ |
| A Divorce (reconcile) | Space Frog: OKAY A DIVORCE YOU HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO GET A DIVORCE / Noel: So can I buy out your half of the divorce? I'm not going to use it for nefarious purposes!!
/ Rabid: Sure! Thanks for explaining again why we did that. / Noel: Now I just have to change the names... / Rabish: I don't understand...... http://nameremoved.com/comics/486/ |
| Learning Zen (the first question) | [[RABID AND FRIENDS (tm) DO LEARNING WITH COMICS!! (tm) WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ZEN PART ONE: THE FIRST QUESTION]] / Dr Quickly: Okay! You've waited outside for six weeks! But now you have to answer a TRULY DIFFICULT QUESTION with COMPLETE TRUTHFULNESS!!
/ Rabid: Okay! / Dr Quickly: WHO ARE YOU?!?! / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/487/ |
| Learning Zen (wei wu wei) | [[RABID AND FRIENDS(tm) DO LEARNING WITH COMICS!!(tm) WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ZEN PART TWO: MOTION IN STILLNESS]] / Paul Bunyan: Well folks've been tellin' me you went missing, Babe, so hold still and I'll climb on your back for a look around to find you. / Paul Bunyan: Well that looks like your hindquarters,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/488/ |
| Learning Zen (difficult questions) | [[RABID AND FRIENDS DO LEARNING WITH COMICS WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ZEN PART THREE: UNASK THE QUESTION]] / Dr Quickly: Now, my disciple! This most totally off-the-wall question is the final test!!
/ Rabid: I'm pumped! HIT ME!! / Dr Quickly: DOES A SPACE FROG HAVE THE BUDDHA NATURE?!
/ Rabid: Huh?! / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/489/ |
| Frog Legs (hollow earth) | Dr Quickly: It's a serious cooties infection... we'll have to amputate your legs.
/ Space Frog: MY WHAT / Dr Quickly: Seriously? / Dr Quickly: What the... ?!
/ Space Frog: HA HA HA HA HA LEGS http://nameremoved.com/comics/490/ |
| Frog Legs (tipping) | Dr Quickly: It's a serious cooties infection... we'll have to amputate your legs.
/ Space Frog: SAY WHAT / Dr Quickly: All done! I made you a little diorama of your amputated legs so you can gaze at them wistfully.
/ Space Frog: OHHHH THIS SUCKS / Dr Quickly: OF COURSE cooties aren't real! I just needed... http://nameremoved.com/comics/491/ |
| Frog Legs (syrup) | Dr Quickly: Cooties, dude. Chop chop.
/ Space Frog: DANG / Space Frog: FEELING DIZZY
/ Dr Quickly: Gosh it just keeps coming!! / Rabid: Wasn't it springtime just like a week ago?
/ Rabish: The grass is all crunchy. / Rabid: Wow! So much syrup for my synth-grain flatcakes! Your diner is the best!!
/ Dr... http://nameremoved.com/comics/492/ |
| Psychic Gift (shame) | Masked Stranger: Winch trees strained powders oaf tot, ewe tan CAKE PEEPHOLES IN-PEAR-HOSED!!
/ Rabid: It's true! I can!! / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/493/ |
| Psychic Gift (perfect expression) | Mysterious Stranger: Gnaw toucan elks-breast ewer tea-sighers PEAR-FUNKY!!
/ Rabid: That's awesome!! / Barista: What can I get for you today?
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| Psychic Gift (fearless) | Strange Sign: Know logger shell ewe no farrah ninny canned!
/ Rabid: Awesome! Look out adventure, here I come! / Noel: You dare try to stop my horrible crimes!!
/ Rabid: I sure do! When none else dare!!
/ Noel: Fool!! / Dr Quickly: Relentless courage, and such bravery in coming forward! With the ultracriminal... http://nameremoved.com/comics/495/ |
| Frog Innuendo (shed) | Space Frog: OH YEAH GONNA CRAM A BIG ONE IN YOUR MOUTH
/ Dr Quickly: Yes, I am eating a large sandwich. / Space Frog: GOING DOWN ARE THE PEOPLE IN THIS ELEVATOR GOING DOWN
/ Dr Quickly: Yes, this elevator is descending. / Space Frog: HAVING FUN POUNDING ON YOUR ERECTION
/ Dr Quickly: It's a shed. / Space... http://nameremoved.com/comics/496/ |
| Frog Innuendo (workplace) | Dr Quickly: I am sick of your innuendoing in the workplace! Be more serious!!
/ Space Frog: YES BOSS OKAY NOW I AM SERIOUS / Rabid: I guess you learned your lesson the HARD WAY when the boss CAME DOWN on you!!
/ Space Frog: SORRY I'M SERIOUS NOW / Space Frog: TOO SERIOUS FOR ALL THESE IMPORTANT WORK... http://nameremoved.com/comics/497/ |
| Frog Innuendo (agnosia) | Dr Quickly: Your constant innuendo is completely INFURIATING!!
/ Space Frog: WHAT
/ Dr Quickly: Ew!! / Rabid: Maybe something's wrong with your brain!
/ Dr Quickly: That's disgusting! Not you too!! / Rabish: Well it was hard to find, but it's apparently symptomatic of a very specific form of neurological... http://nameremoved.com/comics/498/ |
| Open Mic (frog and bees) | Dr Quickly: Okay folks! Going to try something different tonight... Welcome to the inaugural OPEN MIC night here at "Noel's Just Beans"!! First up, the magnificent SPACE FROG! / Space Frog: ACTUALLY MY STAGE NAME IS BUFO THE MAGNIFICENT HI I'M A WIZARD NOW LOOK AT THIS PERFECTLY NORMAL ORANGE / Space... http://nameremoved.com/comics/499/ |
| Open Mic (D) | Dr Quickly: Alright! Welcome back to open mic night here at "Noel's Just Beans"! Hold on to your hats, because Noel and I are going to play a demonstration game of HIGH LEVEL CHESS!! / Noel: There is no way this is any fun for the audience. / Noel: CAN YOU ALL SEE THE BOARD NOW?!
/ Dr Quickly: I was... http://nameremoved.com/comics/500/ |
| Open Mic (flat beat) | Dr Quickly: Okay folks! Two more exciting demonstrations of spectacular talent!! First up! Rabot has a MUSICAL ADVENTURE!! / Rabot: Just... just follow the instructions on the screen. And make sure the lights sync up with the samples.
/ Rabish: It's asking for a cd key to reactivate?
/ Dr Quickly: ...not... http://nameremoved.com/comics/501/ |
| Quickly Eats The Boss (undone) | Rabid: What are you doing? That's our world president!!
/ Dr Quickly: Who is? What?! / Dr Quickly: With the power vested in me by cannibalistic transitivity... I am pardoned!!
/ Space Frog: AN INELUCTABLE DECLARATION OF LAWFUL FACT / Dr Quickly: Greetings, scions of industry and great minds of the world.... http://nameremoved.com/comics/502/ |
| Quickly Eats The Boss (quaint) | Rabid: German! What have you done to the Dean?!
/ Dr Quickly: He thought he could expel me... well I'm going to expel him!! / Dr Quickly: It's a little-known rule that if the dean is brutally murdered, all students immediately graduate with a 4.0 grade point average.
/ Rabid: I certainly did not know... http://nameremoved.com/comics/503/ |
| Quickly Eats The Boss (investigation) | Rabid: Stop the pie line! There's been a terrible accident!!
/ Dr Quickly: Huh? / Rabot: Signs of a struggle, looks like it happened last night... but none of the footprints match Dr Quickly's. Only two pairs... very similar. / Rabot: Rabish already took payment on his life insurance?!
/ Noel: She said... http://nameremoved.com/comics/504/ |
| Frustrating Device (lovebot) | Rabot: STOP FOLLOWING ME!!
/ Lovebot: But I love you!! / Rabot: I said leave me alone!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/505/ |
| Frustrating Device (secret lens) | Rabot: I can't believe I forgot my wallet, I got all the way to the coffee shop and I didn't even notice that I forgot it until I was paying for my order. The only reason I even left the house was to get coffee. No, I need to be honest with myself. I only left the house to chat with the cute barista.... http://nameremoved.com/comics/506/ |
| Frustrating Device (transitivity) | Rabot: Oh come on, just heat up my soup!! How hard could it be?! / Rabot: Dr Quickly, your microwave isn't working. Doctor? / Rabot: So then maybe if I set this thing to... "bland"... / Dr Quickly: Please stop playing with it.
/ Rabot: Hee hee! / Rabot: Okay, now to make my soup... BORING and LAME! / Dr... http://nameremoved.com/comics/507/ |
| Space Watch (froglife) | Space Frog: OH NO MY SPACE WATCH IS SPACE BROKEN / Space Frog: AND THAT IS WHY I AM LATE NOW
/ Rabish: Well the movie already started, so let's skip ahead to dinner. / Space Frog: WHOOPS I SPACE FORGOT MY SPACE WALLET / Space Frog: I ALSO SPACE FORGOT MY SPACE CONTRACEPTIVES
/ Rabish: Oh, you thought... http://nameremoved.com/comics/508/ |
| Space Watch (letterman) | Space Frog: OH NO MY SPACE WATCH IS SPACE BROKEN / Rabid: Phew! That had to be a world record. How was my time?
/ Space Frog: UH GOOD YOUR TIME WAS JUST FINE / Rabid: That does it! You're fired!! And I quit!!
/ Space Frog: GASP NO
/ Dr Quickly: But you're our top athlete and the varsity match is in two... http://nameremoved.com/comics/509/ |
| Space Watch (timepiece) | Space Frog: LOOK MY SPACE WATCH CAN TELL TIME EVEN WHEN IT IS UPSIDE DOWN
/ Rabid: Not very well: it's only 2:30 and your watch says it's eight. / Space Frog: PLEASE FIX IT CAN YOU FIX IT
/ Dr Quickly: Probably. / Space Frog: HOW ABOUT NOW HUH
/ Rabid: "Hog"? Is that even a time?! / Space Frog: I AM... http://nameremoved.com/comics/510/ |
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