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| Late-Nite Radio (ghosts) | Noel: Ok, it's time to take a new caller... who is a GHOST!! / Rabid: Yipes!!
/ Radio: oooOOOoOOo / Rabish: Yipes!!
/ << POUF! >>
/ Radio: OOOOOO / Dr Quickly: It's too scary! I have to stop her!!
/ Noel: oooOoOOOo / Noel: Why'd you cut to a commercial?
/ Dr Quickly: You were too scary, I had to stop... http://nameremoved.com/comics/541/ |
| Late-Nite Radio (curses) | Noel: Okay so coming up I'm going to read from this old book of curses someone mailed me. / Noel: "May you forget to check your toothbrush for mold the one time it really, really matters." / Noel: "May you forget the pleasure in the flavour of your favourite food."
/ Space Frog: BLEH / Noel: "May all... http://nameremoved.com/comics/542/ |
| Late-Nite Radio (compulsion) | Noel: You are climbing down a marble staircase... With each step you become more and more deeply relaxed... / Noel: You are now in a state of perfect relaxation. Listen to the sound of my voie as your feet rest on the last cool stone step. / Noel: Doctor Quickly's Science Diner is the best place in... http://nameremoved.com/comics/543/ |
| Municipal Plants (compost) | Rabish: Did you see the municipal election results?!
/ Rabid: The plant things, right? Did people actually vote for them? Did people actually vote at all? / Rabid: Your crop's looking rough...
/ Rabish: These weird root things are EVERYWHERE! / Rabish: "Notice of Non-Compensated Easement of Soil and... http://nameremoved.com/comics/544/ |
| Municipal Plants (overrun) | Rabish: Did you SEE these municipal election results?!
/ Rabid: Did the plant creatures win? / Dr Quickly: These city council meetings have become INTERMINABLE!!
/ << sway >> / Rabish: The city's so peaceful now...
/ << pluck! >> / Rabid: Hey, is that a dinghy? / Rabot: Every port is overrun.
/ Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/545/ |
| Municipal Plants (baby steps) | Rabish: Did you SEE the municipal election results?
/ Rabid: Oh, no! Did those fascist plants win?! / Rabish: They're going to ruin our city...
/ Rabid: What are we going to do? We'll have to move! / Rabid: Nothing's changed! All that storm and stress about the vicious selfish politics of the plants...
/ Rabish:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/546/ |
| Community Garden (scapes) | Rabish: Seriously, just garlic?
/ Dr Quickly: Seriously! / << droop! >>
/ Dr Quickly: Time to harvest!! / Rabot: Bumper crop this year!!
/ Dr Quickly: ow / Rabid: Come on, pumpkins!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/547/ |
| Community Garden (bunnies) | Rabid: So, what... mushrooms?
/ Dr Quickly: Nope! / << gnaw gnaw >> / Rabish: Explain!!
/ Dr Quickly: I'm growing bunnies this year!! / Rabid: What's wrong with bunnies?
/ Sheep: baa / Space Frog: GARDEN COURT FINDS THEM GUILTY OF MESSIN' AROUND / Rabid: I was going to use the wool to make you a beautiful... http://nameremoved.com/comics/548/ |
| Community Garden (magic science) | Rabish: This is insanely tedious!! / Rabish: How come your plants are all grown up so fast already? / Dr Quickly: Science! MAGIC science!! / Dr Quickly: This is the future of ecofriendly habitation, kids! / Rabish: Hey Rabid! My seeds are finally SEEDLINGS! Come look!!
/ << SMASH >> http://nameremoved.com/comics/549/ |
| Masked Roommate (twist) | Roommate: Of COURSE I'm going to a formal party! Can't you see what I'm wearing? / Roommate: So if you're staying in tonight, you should do some of the housework.
/ Rabid: Oh... okay. / Roommate: Do you mind staying in your room? I've brought some chick home.
/ Rabid: No, that's okay. / Rabish: Good... http://nameremoved.com/comics/550/ |
| Masked Roommate (shut) | Rabid: You look great! I can't tell your a robot at all except I already know!! / Rabot: No, no, I understand. The thought of, say, a ROBOT attending the party?
/ Security: Just fill it to the brim, sir. / Cultist: A REAL fabulously wealthy evil partygoer would have REFUSED to pee in a cup!
/ Rabot:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/551/ |
| Masked Roommate (speech) | Rabid: Well, let's hope it fools people. That party's important. / Rabish: I thought you had to stay home from a nasty cold! / Rabot: Uh... thank you... uh... here's to y'all!! / Rabot: ... / Rabot: ... And, uh... let's eat? / Rabot: Having some trouble with my soup ha ha!
/ Rabid: Well, at least... http://nameremoved.com/comics/552/ |
| Hat Gang (riverdale) | Rabish: GOSH Rabid my HAT BLEW OFF when you RACED your JALOPY!!
/ Rabid: JEEPERS! We gotta GO BACK and GET it! / Rabot: What, THIS crumby old bonnet I DROVE OVER with my SPORTS CAR?
/ Noel: It's an EXPENSIVE sports car!! / Dr Quickly: SHOULDN'T YOU DELINQUENTS BE IN SCHOOL?!
/ Rabid: D-Dr QUICKLY? WHAT... http://nameremoved.com/comics/553/ |
| Soup Delay | Lisa's Monster: Dear readers: Since Nicholas gave Studio assistant Lisa his horrible cold, he is in the kitchen making soup while she lies on the couch watching an entire season of "So You Think You Can Dance." Since studio assistant Lisa requires an endless supply of especially delicious soup, this... http://nameremoved.com/comics/554/ |
| Hat Gang (scoob) | Rabot: Take that you creepy ghost lurking scary M.F.!!
/ Space Frog: RRROOD ROT RABOT!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/555/ |
| Snake Secret (flehmening) | Dr Quickly: Oh! That's so clever!! / << HUFF >> / << HUFF >> / << HUFF >> / Dude: Hey, so, is this your first time at this resort?
/ Noel: Yeah... I really like it here! / Noel: So... do you wanna go back to my rooAAAAUGH!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/556/ |
| Snake Secret (life) | Dr Quickly: Total knowledge, or eternal life, eh? / Dr Quickly: Plenty of time for knowledge if I can live forever!! / Dr Quickly: Now I've got time to do everything the FUN way... the HARD way!! I'll live in this cave! / Dr Quickly: Only took me seventy years of hard work and ingenuity... Now I've... http://nameremoved.com/comics/557/ |
| Snake Secret (knowledge) | Dr Quickly: Total knowledge, or eternal life? Hm. / Dr Quickly: I can always FIGURE OUT how the other tree works. / << PLOOOORST >> / Dr Quickly: Gross! That tastes like... like... http://nameremoved.com/comics/558/ |
| Customs Declaration (contraband) | Customs Agent: Anything to declare?
/ Rabid: Nnnoooo... / Rabid: TAXI!! / Rabid: M-my contraband!
/ Space Frog: DELICIOUS / Noel: So - before I check the goods, you want to leave with your money?
/ Rabid: Yes, please. / Space Frog: YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST
/ Rabid: Sigh.
/ Noel: Cripes! / Noel: You ate... http://nameremoved.com/comics/559/ |
| Customs Declaration (box) | Customs Agent: Anything to declare?
/ Rabid: Nnnoooo... / Rabish: His flight got in like six hours ago. No, I've been waiting here the whole time!! / Dr Quickly: Well if we can't figure out what it is, or why he had it...
/ Noel: We'll have to TRICK him!! / Rabish Puppet: Welcome home to outside!!
/ Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/560/ |
| Customs Declaration (offence) | Customs Agent: Anything to declare?
/ Rabid: Nnnoooo... / Customs Agent: You really should have declared this book! Even though it was over your travel duty exemption limit! / Customs Agent: You would only have owed three dollars in duty. A foolish mistake, and a federal offence. / Customs Agent: Congratulations!... http://nameremoved.com/comics/561/ |
| Perfect Copy (diffract) | Noel: Ha ha! I made a perfect duplicate of myself!!
/ Noel: I was gonna say that... / Rabid: That's impossible! You weren't BOTH at my birthday party, so you're not a perfect copy!!
/ Noel: You sure? / Noel: You're probably thinking I got in a box, and then another me appeared in the other box.
/ Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/562/ |
| Perfect Copy (box) | Noel: Ha ha! I made a perfect duplicate of myself!! / Rabid: That's impossible! You weren't BOTH at my birthday party, so you're not a perfect copy!!
/ Noel: Huh... / Noel: You're probably thinking I cloned myself and then copied my memories. / Noel: Then the clone would only REMEMBER the experience,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/563/ |
| Perfect Copy (causality) | Noel: Ha ha! I made a perfect duplicate of myself!!
/ Noel: Pretty much! / Rabid: That's impossible! You weren't BOTH at my birthday party, so you're not a perfect copy!!
/ Noel: Is that true?
/ Noel: Nah. / Noel: You probably think it doesn't matter if I cloned myself and copied my memories or if I used... http://nameremoved.com/comics/564/ |
| Penguin (attack) | Rabish: Can we eat it?
/ Rabid: I dunno, it's pretty cute... / Rabish: Cute? We haven't eaten in three days! / Rabid: Where'd it go? I think your whining scared it completely away. / Rabid: GLK! / Noel: Seriously, you're afraid of birds? That's silly! http://nameremoved.com/comics/565/ |
| Penguin (finals) | Rabid: I probably TOTALLY passed!
/ Rabish; Awesome! / Rabid: And I saw you waiting for me!
/ Rabish: Y-you did? http://nameremoved.com/comics/566/ |
| Penguin (vacation) | Penguin: HELLO FRIEND! / Rabid: Hi! Hello penguin! / Dr Quickly: Time's up!
/ Rabid: NNNOOOO!! / Dr Quickly: Tell all your friends about your fabulous vacation!
/ Rabid: Penguin? / Rabid: Are you taking me home? Please? / Rabid: Are you my mother? http://nameremoved.com/comics/567/ |
| Dr Quickly Didn't Make It (bedtime) | Rabid: Whoargh! / Rabid: Doc? Doctor Quickly?! / Rabid: DOC!
/ << BAM BAM >>
/ Rabish: I'm calling the cops! / Rabid: What am I going to do? He must not have made it!
/ Rabish: It was rhetorical! Of course I want police to come here!! / Rabid: Look, call me if he shows up. / Dr Quickly: Oh, ow. http://nameremoved.com/comics/568/ |
| Dr Quickly Didn't Make It (bulkhead) | Rabid: Hggk! / Rabish: How come you never wear that scarf I made you? / Dr Quickly: MAS-TER WHY DO THEY AN-U-AL-LY DE-POS-IT FLOW-ERS AT YOUR BULK-HEAD DOOR?
/ Noel: They're HIPPIES. / Dr Quickly: MY OR-GAN-IC COM-PON-ENTS ARE LONE-LY. I WILL RUN A-WAY!! / Dr Quickly: FOR-GIVE ME STRANGE-R MY MEAT-Y... http://nameremoved.com/comics/569/ |
| Dr Quickly Didn't Make It (slurry) | Alien: Quit stealin' our civilization's pies!!
/ Dr Quickly: Up yours, lumpyhead! / Rabot: Something's interfering with the captain's signal!
/ Rabid: Is it pies? It looks like pies. / Rabid: Gosh, usually teleport-error-goo doesn't taste so delicious! / Dr Quickly: This porridge is excellent! Best... http://nameremoved.com/comics/570/ |
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