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| Classic Transmitter: Tube Villian | [[Devil cries out in delight to find a pipe sticking out of the ground.]] / [[The wide opening of the pipe allows a strange brown sausage creature to ease up into the cool night air. Devil leans forward to whisper something strange.]] / [[Pleased that the sausage creature has joined him outside, Devil... http://nameremoved.com/comics/30/ |
| Treebot | [[Rabot stands in front of a bonfire, waving a sheaf of papers precariously.]]
/ Rabot: BZZT! I'M A MALFUNCTIONING PRIMA DONNA! CAPITAL!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/31/ |
| Sting Operation | Rabid: I am having trouble chewing this corn! I need a... MASTICATION AID! I'll go obtain myself some CORNOGRAPHY! / Rabid: BAH! My own extensive collection seems overused and boring! Will must to the NEWS-STAND!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/32/ |
| Crankypants | Rabid: Ugh -- this is really disappointing... how can I make this bland pasta dish taste better? / From Above: BUTTER!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/33/ |
| Classic Transmitter: Special Delivery / Winding | {{title-text: Special Delivery}} / [[Devil finds a transmitter.]] / [[Devil hoists it into the air and says some things about it. The transmitter glows.]] / [[Eager to enjoy the show, Devil throws the transmitter onto the ground.]] / [[Devil sits by the transmitter, relaxing in the radiation.]] / [[An... http://nameremoved.com/comics/34/ |
| Eat Slower | Rabid: I sure like chicken fingers!
/ Rabish: Oh yeah? Well I LOVE them!
/ Rabid: Why do you always DO that? / Rabish: Do what?
/ Rabid: When I say something and then YOU say something and then it PISSES ME OFF!! / Rabish: ... / Rabish: What? / Rabid: Oh... ugh... nevermind. Let's go get some... ICE... http://nameremoved.com/comics/35/ |
| But I don't FEEL special! | [[Dr Quickly's upper half is on the floor a few feet away from his lower half. Blood everywhere. The lower half of his torso squirts huge gouts of blood.]]
/ Dr Quickly: Oh dear! I seem to have stepped too close to the 'device'!! / Rabid: Hey Doc! What's up?
/ Dr Quickly: Get away from me, Rabid! / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/36/ |
| Inedible Performance | Rabish: What are you watching?
/ The Television: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD FOR ANTI-CHEF GERALD'S INEDIBLE PERFORMANCE! / Rabid: The semipro antifood cookoffs. How did this get so popular?
/ Rabish: And how is it that there are actual PROFESSIONAL anti-chefs?!
/ Rabid: Yeah! / Noel Mauvais: My fellow collaborators... http://nameremoved.com/comics/37/ |
| Chiisu ku akai bakemono ha shiyou ni katsuta | Rabid: So, I've enrolled in a topiary course...
/ Rabish: Oh! So, soon you will make some for your yard? / Rabid: Well... no. I am going to, thanks to my small size and deft reflexes, be a plant jockey at the racing arena upspin near the docks. / [[Rabid rides a plant.]]
/ Rabid: Hi ho! / [[Rabid is... http://nameremoved.com/comics/38/ |
| Crashed My Car In Psychic Germany | [[Rabid discovers a curiously browned Rabot.]] / Rabid: Hey, doc! What's up with Rabot?
/ Dr Quickly: Hm? Nothing that I'm aware of... let's investigate! / [[Dr Quickly uses a "Science Fork" to poke the robot.]]
/ Dr Quickly: He's all CRISPY and WARM! ... he's ... made out of PASTRY!! / Dr Quickly:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/39/ |
| Empty your fridge | Dr Quickly: Egads! I had best prepare my dinner! But -- what should I have? I'll check ... the REFRIGERATRON! / Dr Quickly: SPEAK, REFRIGERATRON, AND TELL ME WHAT DELIGHTS LIE WITHIN YOU!!
/ Refrigeratron: I CONTAIN... / Refrigeratron: ONLY FROGS!
/ Dr Quickly: Egads! What on earth did I do with my food,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/40/ |
| Classic Transmitter: Birdbrained and birdmouthed | [[Devil kisses the air.]] / [[Devil's lips extend, glowing, into a factory.]] / [[The lips grow and grow.]] / [[The tower of the factory stands solidly while Devil says something or other.]] / [[The tip of the tower swings down.]] / [[The tower knocks off Devil's head.]] / [[Devil, now the factory,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/41/ |
| Lunchmas is the least important meal | Rabot: I can ruin your breakfast!
/ Rabid: Hefty.
/ Rabot: WELL I'M NOT KIDDING, BOYO!! / Rabot: I have installed POWERFUL ANTI-BREAKFAST RAYS in my head-mounted shutterlamps.
/ Rabid: Jeez! Well don't use them! Okay?! / Rabot: NO! YES! BREAKFAST IS EVIL! I SHALL DESTROY!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/42/ |
| Given the choice to kill or be killed | Rabid: I am SO HUNGRY I could KILL & EAT A DONUT!!
/ Rabish: Don't be ridiculous! Donuts are already dead! / Rabid: WHAT? That's GROSS.
/ Rabish: Well it's pretty much accurate since they're just fat and starch and sugar. / Rabid: So are donut factories unholy GHOST HANGOUTS?
/ Rabish: Sure -- you ever... http://nameremoved.com/comics/43/ |
| Testing Jimothy | {{title-text: Part One}} / Jimothy: How much water do you need to survive?
/ Beard Guy: Well, for how long? / Jimothy: For the next six minutes!
/ Beard Guy: Gosh, I could probably get by just with the water I've got on me. / Jimothy: ARE YOU SURE? / Beard Guy: You are being ominous, but... 5 NINES. / Jimothy:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/44/ |
| All aboard the sponsor-ship! / Something about lying | {{title-text: All aboard the sponsor-ship!}} / Rabid: Oh baNAna, am I HUNGRY!! / Rabid: I seem to recall that there is no food in the house, though... / Rabid: Maybe I can make something to eat out of common household items! Oh boy! I'll call the Doctor over and we can invent stuff!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/45/ |
| Adventures of the Heart Patrol | Rabid: How can I tell Rabish how much I like her? I know! I'll look it up in the library! / Rabid: How interesting! This newspaper article I didn't bother reading all the way through says Dr Quickly made some sort of device that JUST MIGHT DO THE TRICK! / Rabid: Ha ha! I found it, in storage! A high-powered... http://nameremoved.com/comics/46/ |
| Piecake vs. cakepie | Rabish: What tasty food you have prepared for us!
/ Rabid: Wait until you taste the DESSERT!!
/ Rabish: Oh? What tasty food have you prepared for us? / Rabid: Doctor?
/ Dr Quickly: Yes, thank you; Rabish, your approximately round-headed friend and I have been working on something QUITE SPECIAL. / Dr Quickly:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/47/ |
| Transference is a lie | Rabid: GRRR! I'm so ANGRY!! / Rabid: I will release my stress by punching this pillow... / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/48/ |
| Setting Records | Rabish: No no no don't ask me "What does the new record you bought sound like?" no! I'd be forced to answer and reply: "Oh, jeez, wow... it... what DOESN'T it sound like?"! / Dr Quickly: WHAT AN INTERESTING QUESTION I REFUSE TO TAKE RHETORICALLY!! / Rabid: GAH! He must have us bugged!
/ Rabish: And... http://nameremoved.com/comics/49/ |
| Setting Records Part Two | Dr Quickly: You think I'm so cerebrally-minded as to be unable to conjure an aesthetic appreciation or recognize th'same in others? Pfaugh! But -- what is pleasure? So transitory, and so particularily that in music! ... what is it without an intellectualization of the context? A crystal! It could be... http://nameremoved.com/comics/50/ |
| Evil Is Sublime | [[Rabid and Dr Quickly watch television.]]
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/51/ |
| Butterfly's Dream | Rabish: What happens if you don't try very hard, or not hard enough?
/ [[Rabid pushes an elevator call button.]]
/ Rabid: To do this? It requires effort? / Rabid: Oh... oh hey... this button... is not... hey! ARRGH! HEY!! / Rabish: At least the elevator has arrived regardless.
/ Rabid: I guess... / [[The... http://nameremoved.com/comics/52/ |
| The cafe in question | Rabid: That'll teach you bastards my ice cream son of a bitching only wanted a little ruiners of all ARRRRGH!!! / Space Frog: HEY "LITTLE BUDDY" IT SURE SOUNDS AS THOUGH THERE IS SOMETHING UP THAT HAS GOT YOU DOWN... IF YOU TALK ABOUT IT, YOU MIGHT FEEL BETTER, "LITTLE BUDDY" / Rabid: I went to a very... http://nameremoved.com/comics/53/ |
| Classic Transmitter: From Out Of The Past... | {{title-text: Main Comic}} / [[A long-headed fellow has some cards he thinks are useless.]] / [[A masked man comes by, and is menaced by a magnet.]] / [[The long-headed fellow tackles the masked man.]] / [[The mask comes off -- it was his entire head!]] / [[The long-headed fellow is happy now. The... http://nameremoved.com/comics/54/ |
| Paging Doctor Walter Freeman | Rabid: I really want a... hot dog! Do you sell hot dogs?
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/55/ |
| Fur Parade | Rabid: Look how fancy I am!
/ Rabish: Eugh! Ick! What did you do?!
/ Rabid: Why I had my head and mittenpaws docked! / Rabid: And a FUR TRIM!
/ Rabish: It... it's HIDEOUS!! / Rabid: But... but the people at the beauty parlour said it would -- and DID -- make me GORGEOUS!!
/ Rabish: It REALLY REALLY DIDN'T.... http://nameremoved.com/comics/56/ |
| Seasonal Pastimes: Winter | Rabid: It is a cold and desolate winter!
/ Rabish: Yeah -- that is an observable fact. How can we pass the time?
/ Rabid: With a seasonally appropriate game! / Rabid: As a first example, we could play the game "Hibernate", where we nuzzle, warm and waiting it out in torpid trance until weather changes... http://nameremoved.com/comics/57/ |
| Seasonal Pastimes: Summer | Rabid: It is an endlessly hot summer!
/ Rabish: Yeah -- that is an observable fact. How can we pass the time?
/ Rabid: With a seasonally appropriate game! / Rabid: As a first example, we could play the game "Water Balloon Fight", where we threaten & ultimately attack each other with thin skins of water.... http://nameremoved.com/comics/58/ |
| Classic Transmitter: More Recollections | {{title-text: Suitcase Frenzy}} / [[Devil has a suitcase and he shows it off.]] / [[Devil opens the suitcase.]] / [[Devil wears the suitcase. Boy laughs.]] / {{title-text: The Cat's Water}} / [[Rabid is happy!]] / [[Dr Quickly is skinny.]] / [[Rabid wants to show Rabish something.]] / [[Rabish... http://nameremoved.com/comics/59/ |
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