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The Unconfirmed Comic Book Day Panels Rabid: This had better be a very delicious sandwich! / Rabish: The wait is long but you'll see!! / Rabid: I forgot my wallet -- !! / Rabish: I only brought enuff for me! / Rabid: You have to let me TASTE it!! / Rabish: It's not as easy as it sounds! But... well... are we alone? / Cop: ILLICIT SHARING of PROTECTED SANDWICH CONTENTS! / Rabid: !! / Rabish: Oh no! / Rabid: It turns out that prison sandwiches are fabulous! / Rabish: You don't say! / Rabid: I could not bear to tell her the TRUTH. / Cockroach: I'M enjoying it! / Space Frog: I SMUGGLED HIM OUT OF JAIL IN MY GUTS / Rabish: Yay! / Space Frog: WHOOPS I FORGOT TO TAKE A LOT OF ANTACIDS FIRST / <> / Rabish: Nooo! / Dr Quickly: It was surprisingly easy to restore him to his hale and hearty "usual self"! / Rabish: Oh thank goodness. / Dr Quickly: I even added DELICIOUS CHUNKS of CANNED FRUIT! / Rabid: I feel dizzy / Rabid: This time I brought enough money AND I don't mind the cold since it helps my jellies stay set. / Rabid: I'M TOO GOOEY TO CHEW THE SANDWICH BUT IT TASTES SO GOOOOOD WAAHHHH / Rabish: Rabid! The mama bird is ready to feed you your sandwich now! / <> / Rabid: Oh! Uh -- PEEP PEEP! / <> / Rabid: This actually detracts somewhat from enjoying the sandwich... / Dr Quickly: It seems a mysterious chemical reaction in the regurgitated sandwich has RESTORED YOU, uh, PROPERLY! SOMEHOW! / Rabid: Uncanny! / Rabid: It seems to have been worth borrowing money from Space Frog, despite all the warnings! / SPACE FROG: GLAD TO HEAR IT / Rabish: It doesn't matter how good the sandwich was -- borrowing money from Space Frog was terribly dangerous! He's uncouth! / Space Frog: THE LITTLE PINK THING IS RIGHT / Space Frog: I HAVE EATEN BOTH OF THEM BECAUSE I WAS OWED INTEREST / Rabid: It is only a matter of time before we are rendered into acidic slurry -- with no magic sandwich or reconstitutive gelatin on its way to save us! / Rabish: Wait -- look! / [[A door reads: "EMERGENCY EXIT alarm will sound"]] / Rabid: Apparently Space Frogs are required to have emergency exits.
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Merry Merry Rabid: This merry-go-round is exceeding tame and thoroughly boring! / Dr Quickly: I can spice it up with ROCKETS! / Rabid: No! That sounds too DANGEROUS!! / Rabish: I could make it more fun with LIVE HORSES. / Rabid: Enough with the horses! / Rabish: ... I love horses. / Space Frog: FIRE / Rabid: Augh! No! That's awful! Go away! / Rabot: How about you sit on it and I push it at a nice speed? / Rabid: What a helpful robot! / Rabid: This is exactly very fun! / Rabot, singing: I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
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Moustache Superimposition Dr Quickly: I have been inspired to create an innovatedly inspired invention -- inspired by TELEVISION! I call it MOUSTACHE PROJECTION! / Dr Quickly: The easiest way to use it is to attach a nicely sized moustache (or some visual analog) to the end of a dowel. Hours of slightly less passive entertainment! / Rabid: Ha ha the president is a beardo! / Rabish: So's his lady! / Space Frog: IF YOU ARE WEALTHY LIKE ME SUSPEND YOUR MOUSTACHE ELEGANTLY FROM A FISHING ROD / Television Character: Why are you smirking? / Other Television Character: In another world perhaps you have a "fu manchu" / Dr Quickly: And of course you don't have to restrict yourself to facial hair! / Rabot: Ha ha! The television person has a cat for a head! / Cat: Grrr / Television News Announcer: After this break: Dr Quickly's new "TV Modifying" invention -- can it be used for EVIL as well as FUN? / Rabid: Oh no! The news crawler tells me to give all my money to Noel! Drat! / Noel: Heh heh / [[Dr Quickly hangs a TV set from a fishing rod in front of an open book.]] / Rabish: This book was so boring until Dr Q helped out! / Dr Quickly: Glad to be of service!
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Salubrious (statements) [[In the kitchen with a pie.]] / Rabid: Salubrious! / [[In the dining hall with some soup.]] / Rabid: Luquilic! / [[In the library with the DICTIONARY OF UNPRONOUNCEABLE WORDS 6th EDITION.]] / Rabid: Ineffable! / [[In a convenience store looking at the centerfold of HOT XXX MONSTERS.]] / Rabid: Effable! / [[Falling asleep at the TTTT Diner, where the specials are SOLID SNAKE, ROTISSERIE OCELOT, and PANTS TURKEY, while Rabish pours hot coffee.]] / Rabid: Somnolent! / [[Shredding paper at a roadside ERASECO DOCUMENT PURGE SERVICES MOBILE UNIT.]] / Rabid: Deleterious!
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Salubrious (addictive) [[In the kitchen with a pie.]] / Rabid: Salubrious! / [[During THOUGHTFUL PUBLIC TELEVISION EVENING TALK SHOW.]] / Dr Quickly: The secret to my medicine pie is I cram it full of medicine. / Host: How fascinating! / Rabid: COME ON man I NEED more PIE / Dr Quickly: Your health insurance won't cover it, so PAY UP!! / [[In a court of Law-ing, presided over by Space Frog in a periwig.]] / Dr Quickly: The secret to my secret to my medicine pie is I cram it full of addictive drugs. / Space Frog: GASP / [[Dr Quickly is in adventurer garb. Rabish attends to a sickly Rabid.]] / Dr Quickly: Hey everybody I am back from my vacation!! / Rabish: Wh-- shouldn't you be in JAIL, you JERK?! / [[In jail, Noel is wearing a Dr Quickly mask.]] / Noel: CAN SOMEONE WITH PROPER HANDS HELP ME GET THIS DISGUISE OFF?!
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Salubrious (canard) [[In the kitchen with a pie.]] / Rabid: Salubrious! / Rabid: OH NO I ATE IT ALL TOO MUCH / [[At RABID'S BIG TOMB.]] / Space Frog: EVERYBODY IS CRYING / [[In a thinner, more careful ink.]] / Dr Quickly: I'm not sure that a degree in creative writing... particularly suits your... unique talents. / Rabid: I drew it with a marker! / [[On "DAYTIME TALK SHOW for YOU", an interview with RABID, child genius author of "RABID EAT THE PIE"]] / Rabid: Thank you for endorsing my book in your "book club"! / Host: I... thought you were... older? [sic, should be "younger"] / [[Rabid has a beard.]] / Rabid: Now that the awful book I wrote has made me unimaginably wealthy I will go into seclusion and write the Great American Novel. / Rabish: Oh thank goodness! I was starting to take the pie book at face value.
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Blue Jay (Caloric) [[A blue jay is surprised.]] / Jay: ! / Dr Quickly: AHH MY EYE MY EYE!! / <> / Rabish: Haven't you always wanted to be a cyborg? / Dr Quickly: AFFIRMATIVE IT IS NICE TO HAVE AN EXCUSE / Rabot: As an actual robot I find your technominstrelry offensive. / Dr Quickly: What sort of things will I be doing in this mandated "robot sensitivity workshop"? / Noel: Mostly you will be... ELECTROCUTED to evaluate your SENSITIVITY to ROBOT ISSUES. / <> / [[Dr Quickly offers an APOLOGY CAKE.]] / Dr Quickly: I apologize. I had no idea! It is very difficult to spend all the day with powerful voltages coursing through oneself. / Rabot: I find similarly in my study of living things that constant oxidation is pretty rough for a robot to handle. / [[At an OPEN MIC SCIENCE PRESENTATION: "An Inconvenient Truth by Rabot and Dr Quickly".]] / Dr Quickly: It is my firm and scientific belief that the increase in animal pneuma and robot phlogistonic electricity will directly cause a GLOBAL RISE in CALORIC ABSORPTION and thus the ruination of our environment! / Rabot: My belief too!
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Blue Jay (Beliefs) [[A blue jay is surprised.]] / Jay: ! / Dr Quickly: Well of course I'll publish your book, you adorable little scamp! How cute! / Rabid: So all I have to do is BELIEVE that I REALLY WANT something -- and it will happen! / Rabish: That's ridiculous. I can't believe you're falling for a dumb bird's self-help scam. / Rabid: I'd lend you a copy to prove you wrong but it says you have to buy it yourself OR ELSE IT DOESN'T WORK!! / Dr Quickly: My little bird friend and I are far too RICH and FAT to care about the consequences of publishing such a book as we did. / Jay: CHURT / Rabish: Society will COLLAPSE! / [[In a post-apocalyptic wasteland...]] / Rabid: I can feel... the luck plane... aligning to my noggin... today I'll find some food... I just know it... / [[In front of Rabid's skeleton.]] / Space Frog: HEY IT REALLY WORKS EVERYBODY BUT ME DIED THIS BOOK IS GREAT
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Snub (Power) Dr Quickly: These two little fellows have been programmed to snub each other! / Rabid: Fascinating! / [[Being interviewed on TV AND RADIO NEWS TIME.]] / Host: Environmental issues are yesterday's news with Dr Quickly's BRUNCH ENGINE / Dr Quickly: By offering tasty foods, the robots are drawn toward the table -- then mutually repelled when they recognize each other, thus driving a generator with their oscillations. / <> / Host: And now, Rabish with the weather. / [[Rabid is driving a car and listening to the radio.]] / Host: Today's sneer index is a record high of 10.3 kilspurns -- be sure to wear shoes on whose heels you can quickly pivot, people! Now for Rabish with the traffic report. / <> / Rabid: Uh, oh... that engine doesn't sound so good. / [[Looking under the hood while pulled up on the shoulder.]] / Rabid: No wonder the car's busted -- I'm fresh out of Eggs Benedict! I hope the spare picnic basket in the trunk is still fresh. / [[On a spaceship.]] / Public Address System: CENTRAL SYSTEM ALERT: SNUBDRIVE ACTIVATED, APPROACHING LIGHT SPEED BARRIER / Rabish: To think we have hoity-toity-ness to thank for opening the gates of the great interstellar diaspora! / Rabid: It's pretty crazy! / First Snub Robot: So secretly we are, we are in love... / Second Snub Robot: No-one must ever know! Society's burden of energy production rests on our shoulders! / First Snub Robot: Oooh, smoked salmon.
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Snub (Frog) Dr Quickly: These two little fellows have been programmed to snub each other! / Rabid: Fascinating! / Dr Quickly: We can determine the chemical and elemental makeup of an excited material by shining the light it emits between the robots who will diffract it out of indignation. I call this "NE-SNUB" after RWE Bunsen. / Rabid: Uh. / Space Frog: THAT COLOUR OF LIGHT / SOMEONE IS USING A SNUB SPECTROMETER AND MIMICKING THE LIGHT OF MY HOME PLANET'S SUN WHICH DRAINS MY POWERS / CRAP / Rabish: I found Space Frog all shrivelled up like a spider's raisin! / Rabid: Uh oh! We better soak him back to health! / Space Frog: HOW EXACTLY IS JARRING ME IN PICKLE WATER GOING TO HELP ME GET BETTER / OH I GUESS IT WORKED / Rabish: Thank goodness! / [[Reading the card for a gift of flowers.]] / Rabish: "Don't think this makes us friends or I owe you or ANYTHING. Thanks, Space Frog." / Rabid: How sweet!
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Snub (Pizza) Dr Quickly: These two little fellows have been programmed to snub each other! / Rabid: Fascinating! / Dr Quickly: These ones sing songs to each other about going for walks together. / Rabid: That's so sweet! / Dr Quickly: These ones transform into pizza toppings. / Rabid: Are you sure they are robots and not just pepperonis in hats? / Dr Quickly: The new legislation requires it no matter how silly you look. / Rabot: Is it not transparently obvious I am a robot even without a dumb HAT?! / Rabid: Why do my dimes have hats? / Intelli-vend: It is that they are SMART MONEY / Rabid: The robot pepperoni fell off my robot pizza! / Dr Quickly: Not "fell"! WAS SNUBBED!!
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Corset (Krill) [[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]] / Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work! / [[The corset is around Space Frog's mouth.]] / Dr Quickly: Remember your promise! / Space Frog: ALL I WILL DO WITH MY FAKE BALEEN IS EAT THE VERY DANGEROUS MUTANT KRILL / [[Space Frog is on a killing rampage by the city docks.]] / Space Frog: HA HA I GET TO EAT THEIR BONES AND WALLETS AND WHATEVER ELSE IS NOT FORCED THROUGH MY MOUTH-RIBS / [[Now Space Frog works at FROG BARF COFFEE.]] / Space Frog: OH NO I HAVE REPENTED MY EVIL WAYS AND NOW I MAKE ESPRESSO WITH MY FACE / [[Deep underwater.]] / Dr Quickly: Oh! The dangerous mutant krill, left to their own devices by Space Frog's misbehaviour, have developed a thriving and advanced culture!! / <> / Mutant Krill: Mutant krill live in the sea / Fearing retribution since / Space Frog acted violently / / The boat departed from the quay / Bobbing in the ocean's rinse / Mutant krill live in the sea / / Doctor Q gave his decree / Did it work? We will not mince: / Space Frog acted violently / / Pulping innocents into debris / What could we do but wince? / Mutant krill live in the sea / / Coffee drinking bourgeoisie / Think the murderer repents / Space Frog acted violently / / Left alone to some degree / We now reveal a subtle glimpse: / Mutant krill live in the sea / Space Frog acted violently
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Corset (Crime) [[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]] / Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work! / Fire Golem: I FEEL... SO FINE... NO LONGER... ANGRY / Tourist: Apparently that isn't a commemorative statue, it's the rampaging golem itself!! / [[The INTERCOP / FLIC-MONDIAL press conference chamber.]] / Dr Quickly: Criminal intent is allergic to whalebone compression -- no more jails! Complete rehabilitation!! / [[In a nuclear missile silo.]] / Rabid: Well, Noel, you ARE the greatest villain of all time -- but you're wearing a moral compress so I suppose I should trust you. / Noel: Thank you. / [[Peering out of the vault, Noel watches the atomic fire scorch the earth.]] / Noel: FOOLS! MY FASHIONABLE EVIL WINS AGAIN!!
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Corset (Spooky) [[Dr Quickly does something unexpected with a whalebone corset.]] / Dr Quickly: Ha! Bet you didn't think THAT would work! / Dr Quickly: Now we can always see the ghost! / [[Rabish is taking a shower.]] / Rabish: I'm so conflicted! Am I glad to know the ghost leers, or would I be happier in my ignorance? / Rabid: Is the ghost really here? I can't tell... it looks faked!! / [[Dr Quickly is holding a long pole from which a corset dangles.]] / Dr Quickly: Ok ok there never was a ghost! There is a video camera inside. / Rabid: Jerk! / Dr Quickly: Oh no the peeping tom jail is HAUNTED!!
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Demoted (Heat) Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!! / Rabid: Say WHAT?! / [[Rabid puts on a disgusting mask.]] / Rabid: Is it because of my sexual deviance? / Dr Quickly: Nope! We are all pretty kinky here! / Rabid: Is it because of my slack laziness? / Dr Quickly: Nope! Laziness is a virtue! / Rabid: Is it because of that time I drove a tank into your gut? / Dr Quickly: Nope -- it relieved a gas! / [[Rabid imagines the scene...]] / Dr Quickly: UFF / Rabid: Is it because it is so hot out you cannot think correctly? / Dr Quickly: Quite possibly!! / [[Meanwhile, my charred corpse, at my desk, trying to draw a comic, is labelled "TRUE STORY!!"]] / [[In the Arctic, with the Aurora in the background.]] / Dr Quickly: I now promote you to ULTRA CHIEFTAN for relocating us to a more pleasant environment. / Rabid: Hurrah!
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Demoted (Trials) Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!! / Rabid: Say WHAT?! / Rabid: I have never been to meet with a lawyer before so I am quite nervous. / Giant Owl: Fear not! Your initiation will now begin -- ONWARD TO THE CAVES!! / Giant Owl: FIRST, the trial of EARTH which is to EAT SOME POTATOES / Rabid: I fry them into a hash! / Giant Owl: SUCCESS!! / Giant Owl: THE SECOND AND THIRD TRIALS which are of FIRE AND WATER have recently been combined into a DISTURBING PRIVATION -- is your mind strong enough to survive a RELAXING HOT BATH?! / Rabid: Seeing a lawyer is fun! / Giant Owl: THE FINAL TRIAL: AIR!! Can you BURP THE ALPHABET? / Rabid: Sure! ARRUP... BARRUP... / Giant Owl: Okay. Okay! You don't have to, I believe you. / Giant Owl: Congratulations! You are now a first degree lawyer and your reward for passing our initiation is we hanged your adversary! / Rabid: When I asked if I had legal recourse this is not what I had in mind!!
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Demoted (Medal) Dr Quickly: You are hereby demoted because of, uh, reasons!! / Rabid: Say WHAT?! / Rabid: I was so good at carrying around mackerel! You know, ammo boxes. Now I'm stuck peeling potatoes with soap!! / <> / Rabish: Mackerel? Don't you mean materiel? / Dr Quickly: PINNED DOWN BY ENEMY BIRDS!! WHERE IS THAT TWIT WITH THE BOX OF FISH?! I NEED A DISTRACTION!! / [[Some monsters are reading MONSTER MEDAL OF HONOUR CITATIONS REFERENCE VOL 3]] / Reader: Ooh, "Colonel Quickly" got the Monster Medal of Honour for dressing up as a fish to divert evil birds from his squadmates. / Friend: I told you they were good reads! / Reader: Ha ha this guy "Rankless Rabid" got the Medal of Lameness for throwing himself onto a potato he had mistaken for a hand grenade, mortally wounding himself with a bruised tummy. / Friend: "Medal of Lameness?" / [[An archival grainy photograph...]] / Admiral Space Frog: WOW KILLED BY A POTATO SERIOUSLY WE HAVE TO DISCOURAGE SUCH INANITY SO HE WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL SHAME REWARD THUS I DO DECREE
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Tin (Soup) Rabish: The label is long gone so how do I know it's safe to OPEN let alone EAT? / Rabish: Well, here goes... / <> / Rabid: I'm quite sure this is the address to which Rabish instructed us for attending her dinner party! / Dr Quickly: Then why, instead of a dinner-party-able building is there a lakelet geysered with broth? / <> / Rabish: Hello boys! Dinner will be a bit late because I seem to have unwittingly opened a bottomless can of chicken soup!! / Dr Quickly: Sheesh! / Rabid: Dang! / [[On a whaling vessel.]] / Bookworm: Apparently our ancestors lived on dry land -- which was plentiful! -- and fished on seas of BRINE. / Bookworm's Companion: Brine? Not soup? Just salty water? Such an age that must have been, before the Can was Opened. / Harpooneer: Ho! Bookworms! Look lively, the spray of a soup whale's been sighted to port! / Lookout: No -- that's no whale's blow... the broth boils! THE END IS UPON US!!
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Tin (Cram) Rabish: The label is long gone so how do I know it's safe to OPEN let alone EAT? / [[In the control room of the Yottatron.]] / Dr Quickly: Okay the super-accelerated electrons should be smashing into the mystery container any second now! The ionized cloud that remains will identify the contents of the tin. / Rabish: You've told me how it works like fifteen times. / <> / Ancient: Half a continent obliterated in an instant -- truly a monument to the folly of science! / Youth: What's inside it? / Ancient: DO NOT ASK SUCH QUESTIONS!! / Dr Quickly: What on earth has happened? / Rabish: Get your foot out of my face! Gah! It's cramped! / Dr Quickly: We must have performed a TEMPORARY SPATIAL INVERSION resulting in our being trapped in the can! Now, how best to reverse the effects... hm... / Dr Quickly: Ah -- oops. Probably not the BEST way to reverse the effect... / Rabish: WITH MY LAST BREATH I CURSE YOUUUUUUU
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Tin (Lady of Mazes) Rabish: The label's gone so how do I know it's safe to open let alone eat? / Rabid: I think it's either peas, or pork and beans! / Rabot: Really? It looks like corn to me. / Dr Quickly: Have you reached a consensus? / Rabish: Yes, it's a tall can of Armour brand Potted Meat Food Product. / Dr Quickly: You see, little can, our world has no bedrock of absolute truth -- the narratives of choice and intent override our senses when they encounter incompatible input. The ancient term "virtual reality" has become meaningless. / <> / <> / Space Frog: WEARING SUNGLASSES DOESN'T MAKE THE SUN ANY LESS BRIGHT / Dr Quickly: Gah! I seem to have opened a can of worms! / Rabish: Weren't we just sitting in a rose garden? / Rabid: Aw, crap, my email server's down.
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Masked (Wobbly) [[A masked figure makes Rabish uneasy.]] / Masked Figure: Your change... was left... on the... counter... / Rabish: Um... thank you!! / Dr Quickly: Now I'm not naming any names... or pointing fingers at any nameless ones... but we've been getting quite a few complaints about your attitude. So, look: if you want to work among the living, you have to shape up! If this temp work dries up, you all get sent back! / Masked Figure: We... have formed... a universal... union of... supernatural beings... / [[A flaming goat holds up the "SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE" UUS logo, an inverted IWW logo.]] / Dr Quickly: !! / Ghost: Hallelujah, I'm a ghost. Hallelujah, ghost again! / Noel: I can't believe my own brother has fallen for this socialist claptrap. GET BACK INTO THE SWEATSHOP OR YOU'RE FIRED!! / [[At Space Frog Munitions Plant.]] / Space Frog: YOU ARE LOOKING FOR HONEST WORK AND YOU COME TO ME HA HA / Dr Quickly: Well, I gave my company to the workers... had a change of heart... saw the nobility of honest work -- and you're hiring! / Space Frog: YEAH WE'RE REAL BUSY HERE IT WAS THE "HONEST" PART I FOUND FUNNY
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Masked (Fortnight) [[A masked figure makes Rabish uneasy.]] / Dr Quickly: According to my ancient tome, your apparition of masked evil means a loved one close to you will die within a fortnight! / Rabish: Then there's only one thing to do! / Rabid: Why are you being such a jerk lately? I don't want to hang out any more. / Rabish: Ha! Good! Skedaddle, you reeking chump! Good riddance!! / Demon: YOUR TIME IS UP / Rabish: Too bad I foiled your plan! I hate everybody!! / Rabish: The ironic twist was that I loved my own generous and kind nature -- which I trampled to death to save everyone else. / Space Frog: IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE A JACKASS NOW REALLY IT IS BUT WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY TIME / [[An advertisement for R and SF Associates, Professional Harbingers of Apocalypse. "Call now -- toll free"]] / Space Frog: WE BRING APOCALYPSE TO YOUR FACES
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Masked (Love) [[A masked figure makes Rabish uneasy.]] / Mask: Are you not comic strip famous lady monster Rabish from internet? / Rabish: Oh! It -- it hadn't occurred to me that you might recognize me! / Mask: Ah! Ah! Did I cause offense? Oh, I stared so creepily!! Profuse apologies!! My shame! My shame! I admire you so... / Rabish: Please don't be upset! The fault was entirely my own. Allow me to... shall I treat you to a coffee? / Rabish: These last few weeks together with you have been... so wonderful!! The best time of my life. And still, I know so little about you! / Mask: Ah... there is not much to say... Oh! The call! The call! I must go! I am so sorry!! / <> / Rabish: She -- she's gone! In an instant, in a flash... but she left her mask... / [[Many years later at the "Famous Starlets Retirement Home".]] / Doctor: Her mind... it's been years since any cognitive light shone in her eyes... but that mask... it never leaves her side.
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Bakery (Interrupted) [[At the Local Bakery Where Everyone Works.]] / Rabid: Co-worker Rabish! I bought you some beautiful flowers!! / <> / Dr Quickly: Oh! Risky business in the break room! Let's give the kids some privacy. Ah, young love... / Space Frog: RIGHT OKAY / <> / [[Space Frog sneaks into the room.]] / <> / <> / Rabid: OH HOLY CRAP!! / Rabish: GAH!! / Space Frog: HA HA HA HA HA HI KIDS
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Bakery (drugs) Rabid: Co-worker Rabish! I bought you some beautiful flowers!! / Rabish: So you just felt like giving me another bouquet out of love just... just like that? Again? I'm running out of space... / Rabid: FOR YOU!! / Rabid: This entire book of wonderful poems is dedicated to you! Some of them are limericks. I spent a very long time on it. / Rabish: There once was a boyfriend who wrote it so badly that he was demoted! He used to get smooches but now he's so louche his creations'll never be quoted! / Rabid: There once was a girlfriend so cynical her critical gaze was the pinnacle of unjust derision--which led to rescission of boyfriends who found her inimical. / Rabid: I don't get it! I'm just trying to be nice to you! With wonderful gifts always!! / Rabish: Thanks to you I actually have TOO MANY candies! Stop BRIBING ME! / <> / Rabid: I guess the secret love perfume and food additive that Dr Quickly gave me didn't end up working after all... I should have just relied on my natural charm!! Instead putting my faith in that quack and his quackeries. A lesson to be learned to be sure. The next sweet dame who comes along I'll just sweep her off her feet with my winning grin and sly moves! That'll be grand. Grand indeed! It's bound to work. / Rabish: SOMETHING IS HORRIBLY WRONG AND I FEEL SICK ALL THE TIME AND THE BOY I MET AT WORK TURNED OUT A CREEP AND I AM FREAKING OUT!! / Dr Quickly: Well it certainly isn't withdrawal and also isn't my fault. / Rabish: I... what?
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Bakery (imagination) Rabid: Co-worker Rabish! I bought you some beautiful flowers! / Rabid: Wait! No! They're not for eating!! / <> / Rabid: Since you eat all the things I get for you, I am only going to get you food. / Rabish: MRFRMRFMRF / Dr Quickly: She's been suffering from an emotional deficiency that modulated her appetite: amatophagia, the consumption of tokens of love. / Rabid: Like when I would only eat lemons! / Dr Quickly: Having feasted sufficiently on your affections, she is pupating! / Rabid: I have read about this in the science magazines! / Dr Quickly: Having "pupated", she "imagines" -- no longer a transitional pupa or initial larva but a sexually mature imago. Hot stuff! / Rabid: I knew things would turn out well!!
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Grotto (salver) Rabid: What a beautiful place for our honeymoon! / Rabish: Hoy, a strange illumination from that grotto!! / Rabid: That clanging -- someone's serving salad from a stainless steel salver! / Rabish: Good ears... / <> / Rabish: D'you smell that? Fresh onion and a hearty old balsamic vinegar. / Rabid: And a dijon mustard! / <> / Noel: IT WAS A TRAP! I lured you with audio-olfactory recordings into my lair in the heart of a dormant volcano! / Rabish: She's HUGE! / Rabid: There's no salad at all!! / Rabid: Washing seagull poop off a giant supervillain's head is not a typical honeymoon. / Rabish: But the view is great!! / Noel: QUIET, SLAVES!!
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Grotto (pattern) Rabid: What a beautiful place for our honeymoon! / Rabish: Hoy, a strange illumination from that grotto!! / Rabid: It's full of glowing gemstones! / Rabish: I feel dizzy and weird!! I'll pick some of these stones up so we can shew them to Dr Quickly... / Dr Quickly: I've never seen anything like it -- you say she's "infected" by the crystals? / Rabid: It spread from where she touched them. / Rabish: STOP YANKING ON MY MOUTH CRYSTAL -- I AM NOW A SUPREME BEING THANKS TO THE PATTERN! HAIL TO THE PATTERN!! JOIN ME OR PERISH!! / <> / Dr Quickly: Eep! / Rabid: NOW THAT WE ARE BOTH SUPREME BEINGS -- PRAISE BE TO THE PATTERN -- I THOUGHT WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AGAIN SO HERE IS AN ENGAGEMENT RING WITH WHAT WE NOW CONSIDER A VALUABLE GEM! A LUMP OF GOOSE FAT!! / Rabish: IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL I COULD CRY / Dr Quickly: BUT OPERA SINGING HAS BEEN OUTLAWED ON ACCOUNT OF OUR PATTERN CAN BE CATASTROPHICALLY DISRUPTED!! / Space Frog: I THINK YOU FILL FIND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY IT IS MY NEW HOBBY / Space Frog, singing: DER HÖLLE RACHE KOCHT IN MEINEM HERZEN...
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Grotto (snake) Rabid: What a beautiful place for our honeymoon! / Rabish: Hoy, a strange illumination from that grotto!! / Rabish: Why, it's a gigantic birthday cake!! / Rabid: Neat! / [[The cake is labelled "HAPPY 300TH BIRTHDAY NAME REMOVED"]] / Rabid: What a stupid name! We should ruin this stupidly named person's birthday by eating their entire cake. / Rabish: Come quick! It was a trap! The cake was poisoned with glue!! / Dr Quickly: I'm tempted to stand by and teach you both a lesson about how cakelifting is an immoral practice akin to theft, but I'm in a generous mood and will assist you with this poisonous snake. / Rabid: Sucking the glue out of my system with a snake sure saved my bacon!! / Dr Quickly: You haven't any bacon, you ridiculous fool. Now leave me, as this snake is exhibiting some curious and unexpected properties upon exposure to such high levels of sticky-paste. / Rabot: My workplace would be so disorganized if it weren't for Dr Quickly Brand Adhesive Vipers!!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/300/
 

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