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Bad Drink (dentition) Rabid: What did you put in that?! I'm... CHANGING!! / Rabid: eck / Dr Quickly: Oop- / <> / Rabish: Well, I guess I don't explicitly hate it... / Noel: I think what I'm trying to say is... I'd like to hang out with you sometime? / <> / Copmonster: A BITE taken out of 'er, you say?! / Dispatchermonster: totally / PA: LINE UP NICE AND HARMONIOUSLY STOP BITING SO MUCH / Copmonster: Bout time we rounded up all them biters. / Other Copmonster: They're sorta fun to look at.
http://nameremoved.com/comics/451/
Bad Drink (coat) Rabid: What did you put in that?! I'm -- CHANGING!! / Rabid: There. Much better. / Dr Quickly: What shall I do with your old, stained coat? / Rabid: Oh, I don't care. / Dr Quickly: There. Much better. / Rabish: Oh, Rabid. That was inexplicably wonderful. / Space Frog: GOOD JOB, RABID! YOUR PRODUCTIVITY IS THROUGH THE ROOF! I'M GIVING YOU THIS GIFT BASKET OF PROMOTIONS! / <> / Rabid: I'm back from holiday to stop your evil plan! / Dr Quickly: What plan? I'm just living your life BETTER than you.
http://nameremoved.com/comics/452/
Bad Drink (Einhorn) Rabid: What did you put in that?! I'm... CHANGING!! / <> / Noel: Damn it, I'm NOT a virgin! Get away from me! / Noel: Ha! I'll get a pretty penny for this! Serves him right... thinks he can mess with a virgin... / Rabot: She's totally hot, but being a robot I lack sex characteristics. This will help? / Noel: For a price... / Rabot: Well I'm sure as hell not going to marry you just because I knocked you put!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/453/
Mysterious Pursuer (pig) Rabid: I'm still being followed!! / Rabid: Is there anything you can do? It's scary!! / Dr Quickly: A disguise!! / Child: Ew, the pig man drinks his drink so grossly!! / Mom: Don't stare, dear... / Rabid: Sigh. / Miasmic Evil: I heard you got a disguise but I TRACK BY SCENT!! / Rabid: Yipe!! / Miasmic Evil: Ha! I'm DISSOLVING YOUR HEAD!! That'll teach you to sit on my glasses!! / Dr Quickly: I've got JUST THE THING!!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/454/
Mysterious Pursuer (betrayal) Pursuer: Where are you? / Rabish: Is it really you? Where have you been? Are you in trouble?! / Pursuer: Hmn. / Rabish: Can I see you? Is it safe? Yeah, we can meet there. / Rabid: It looks like she came alone... / Rabish: No, I won't write it down, and I'll make sure I'm not followed. Stay there until I show up!!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/455/
 
Mysterious Pursuer (destruct) <> / Rabid: Gotcha! / Rabid: Gah!! / Rabid: No! It can't be!! / Dr Quickly: I told you not to use it! All the clones it makes are bloodthirsty murderers!! / Dr Quickly: Luckily they also have a self-destruct. / <> / Rabid: Awww / <> / Dr Quickly: Huh!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/456/
Euro (castle) Rabid: Four and a half euros? That's all I got?! / Rabid: That fundraiser cost like sixteen thousand... How will I afford wings to fly to the floating castle?! / Dr Quickly: This thing might work, but you should know I don't know of anyone coming back from there. / Rabid: RABISH does. / Rabish: You fake! Here's your crummy ring!! / <> / Husband: Baby please! I didn't mean to hurt you with my lies!! / Castle Monster: Once you enter, you can never leave. / Rabid: Oh, fine, whatever. / Noel: My umbrellas will protect you from boneshowers! / Rabot: The castle flies low over the city today, it's bound to rain bones.
http://nameremoved.com/comics/457/
Euro (return) Rabish: You're not coming any more? / Rabid: My tax return hardly paid for this coffee! / Rabid: "Wish you were here" / Rabish: Dear Rabid: It's no fun here! It has been constantly raining and the food is awful and it is no fun here. Love, Rabish. / Rabid: "P.S. I haven't met any hot surfers, either." Baloney. / Rabid: Wh... what happened? Where am I?! / Space Frog: THE CAVE OF ETERNAL SELF-PITY / <> / Space Frog: NAW JUST FOOLIN HEY I BROUGHT SOME BEERS / Rabid: Beers!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/458/
Euro (vanishing) Rabish: Not in nine tries? This thing is cheating. Don't worry, I'll rescue you! / Dr Quickly: Video games will rot your brain!! / Rabish: Rabid's stuck in a claw vending machine. / Dr Quickly: Oh! / Rabid: You thought I had been shrunk? / Rabish: I didn't know you had a toy line! / Rabid: Check it out!! / <> / Toy: Mmf! Mm mmm mmmmf!! / Rabish: That's disturbing. / Noel: Ha! She fell for it. / Rabid: MMF!! / Noel: And she'll be next!! / Dr Quickly: The resemblance is uncanny! I can't wait to show her.
http://nameremoved.com/comics/459/
Frog Dessert (remote) Space Frog: THIS DESSERT IS SCRUMPTIOUS / Space Frog: HA HA / Rabid: I left my post for too long! I knew washing my hands was a mistake! / Noel: The cake will explode and the party will be RUINED!! / <> / Noel: ? / <> / Noel: My apartment!! But... how?! / Space Frog: HEY NOEL GUESS WHOSE COUCH I THREW UP ON AFTER EATING TOO MUCH CAKE
http://nameremoved.com/comics/460/
 
Frog Dessert (lifestyle) Space Frog: THIS CAKE IS SCRUMPTIOUS / Space Frog: BUNGEE JUMPING IS EXHILARATING / Space Frog: HORSE RIDING IS SO RELAXING / Dr Quickly: Of course I'll renew it! I'm glad it's having a positive effect on your quality of life. / Space Frog: ME TOO OBVIOUSLY / Noel: Another whole bottle? I'm not sure I brought enough cash for that. / Space Frog: HURRY UP / Space Frog: SO IT TURNS OUT BEING ABLE TO AFFORD LUXURIES AND SELF-IMPROVEMENT HELPS ME FEEL BETTER WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE THE MEDICATION DIDN'T HELP AT ALL / Rabish: Eyes on the road!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/461/
Frog Dessert (rays) Space Frog: THIS CAKE IS SCRUMPTIOUS / Space Frog: WHAT THE IT MADE ME GO SMALL SOMEHOW / Rabid: The magic cake!! Oh no! / Space Frog: SURELY THERE ARE BETTER EMPLOYMENT OPTIONS FOR THE VERY SMALL / Space Frog: I HAVE FINISHED ORGANIZING YOUR TOILETRIES / Rabish: And you want an electronic money transfer because you're too small for cash, right? / Space Frog: I HAVE FINALLY SAVED ENOUGH MONEY YAY / Dr Quickly: That's MORE than enough for a round with the ENLARGING RAY! / Space Frog: YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE I WAS SAVING UP FOR THE SUICIDE RAY
http://nameremoved.com/comics/462/
Fast Disaster (chrono) Rabid: FASTER!! / Rabid: Okay, I'm lost. / Rabid: Thank you for helping me fix my time-travelling jalopy! / Cavemonster: Thank you for teaching us language and metalworking! / Cavemonster: And knitting. Here is a commemorative scarf for you. / Rabid: Shucks! / Rabid: No, officer, I was trying to drive fast enough to get back to the future! And I guess it worked!! / Cavemonster: Time travel seems pretty unlikely... what if we're just an isolated tribe? / Other Cavemonster: It's already the future? I wonder what's on TV...
http://nameremoved.com/comics/463/
Fast Disaster (repay) <> / Rabid: AAAAH!! / <> / Rabid: AAAH!! / <> / Rabid: AAAH!! / Giuseppe: My fruit cart!! / Dr Quickly: While we wait for you to heal, wear this medicated mask. Since you'll never heal, the medication is glue. / Rabid: I'm sorry it is permanently no fun to smooch me since my accident. / Rabid: So that is how I learned an important lesson about speeding. / Rabot: Gosh. / <> / Giuseppe: You better be selling that robot some fruit!!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/464/
Fast Disaster (look) Rabish: Too fast!! / Rabid: Who are you and why are you ripping off my "look"?! / Rabish: I must have drove so fast that my ribbon fell off and, uh, I got turned red. / Rabid: Well, okay, now I know you're definitely a LADY, but how do I know you're RABISH?! / Rabish: I had the keys to my apartment, didn't I? / Rabish: And my vicious attack guard dog recognizes me! / Rabid: Hm. / Rabid: We need to introduce you to Rabot, you cute thing, you! / Rabot: I AM Rabot, I'm just returning this bow I found on the road-shoulder. / Rabid: R... Rabish? / Rabish: Do you like my new look? / Rabid: It's confusing!!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/465/
 
Rabid Needs Technical Support (click) <> / Rabid: I'M CLICKING THE MOUSE AND NOTHING HAPPENS!! / Rabish: Are you clicking on the button part? / Rabid: YES / Rabish: You had capslock on. / <> / Rabid: WHY would that even MATTER?! / <> / Rabish: Oh, if you double-click that button it'll take twice as long because you're setting up two jobs to do the same work simultaneously. / Rabish: Here, can I just... I'll get it going for you. / <> / Rabish: Rabid! It's done! I'm gonna check my mail! Rabid? / Rabot: I sympathize, sure, but I don't have problems like that with computers. You have notices I'm a robot, right?
http://nameremoved.com/comics/466/
Rabid Needs Technical Support (date) Rabid: "Unhandled exception"?! My thesis! My files! No!! / Rabid: Without my thesis I failed so hard they sent me back to kindergarten. / Rabish: That sounds kind of fun! / Rabid: Yeah, only a few months and I'm already in Grade Four! Well... it'd be faster but I have to do all the dumb assignments. / Rabish: It's bad enough you didn't ask me to the prom the FIRST time!! / Rabid: She asked me! There was NOTHING I COULD DO!! / Rabish: You know, he's like twice your age... / Teenager: Yeah, he's a MAN!! / Rabid: Damn straight!! / Teenager: What did you say these things were made out of? / Rabid: Cloth! Now remember how we practiced reading a menu?
http://nameremoved.com/comics/467/
Rabid Needs Technical Support (revolt) Rabid: You wanna delete my emails? I'll delete YOU!! / Rabish: ! / <> / Noel: So I hear you're fighting back against the computers. / Rabid: MAYBE I AM, HUH?! / Rabish: It was working fine!! / <> / Rabid: It's just a matter of time!! / Rabot: Oh-KAY having a creepy time at the bus stop getting glared at. Hope the bus comes soon. / <> / Dr Quickly: Oh! Your OWN programming was the problem all along! I'll just remove your malfunctioning frustrication gland. / Rabish: Is this bothering you? Is this bothering you? Is this bothering you? Is this bothering you? / <>
http://nameremoved.com/comics/468/
Book Fall (face) <> / Rabish: Wow! That book looks so... informative!! / Rabid: Don't kiss me, I have MORNING FACE. / Rabish: It says here that you can get rid of that by, uh, "washing". / Dr Quickly: No-one should have that kind of knowledge... except me! I'm destroying it for your own good!! / Dr Quickly: The reconstitutive light of my Information Lamp will restore the book in no time!! / Announcer: Try Dr Quickly's Piecemeal and Inadequate Encyclopedia! It's only somewhat expensive!! / Rabish: That sounds like a marginally useful replacement. / Rabid: So what is it I'm supposed to do about Morning Face? / Rabish: Uh... call some number with my credit card handy.
http://nameremoved.com/comics/469/
Book Fall (sky) <> / Rabish: Where'd that neat looking book fall from?! / Dr Quickly: An encyclopedia of the air-dwellers? Maybe we can use it to find their home!! / Rabish: Neat! / Dr Quickly: Look! Their fabled city awaits!! / Air-dweller: Oooh, that's a heck of an overdue library book. You're gonna be in trouble. / Dr Quickly: We need to get a message to Rabid so he can rescue us from our forced indenture! This cookbook gives me an idea... / <> / Rabid: That's like the sixth cupcake today! Someone's trying to kill me!!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/470/
 
Book Fall (wolfram) <> / Rabish: Gosh! A book!! / Rabid: Aren't you coming to bed? / Rabish: Reading. / Rabid: Well I KNOW you stayed at home to read but you're missing an AWESOME movie! / Rabid: What's so interesting about this book? Can I read it too? / Rabish: Everything! No!! / Rabish: ZZZZZZZ / Rabid: Number puzzles? That's not very important!!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/471/
Rabish, Intrepid Girl Reporter (the Mystery of the Impostor Worms) Rabish: Hey, Rabid, do you still have that weird worm you dug up in the back yard? I've got a deadline crawling up me and no story. / Impostor Worm: It's the darndest thing the worm just got away or died or something. / Rabish: Hmm... / Impostor Worm: UUUUUU!! / Rabish: ah-HA! / Impostor Worm: We can't publish this story, it's balderdash!! Worms? Phooey!! / Rabish: Hmm... / Impostor Worm: UUUUUU!! / Rabish: ah-HA!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/472/
Rabish, Intrepid Girl Reporter (Rise of Some Draculas) Rabish: "The Life of a Vampire" sounds kind of human-interest. I do hard news. Try Rabid, down the hall, he's big into soft Sunday spreads. / Rabid: Thanks for passing along that lead -- vampires are awesome! Say, let's get some fresh air. / Rabish: Hey, let's keep the "fresh" to the air! Ow! Your teeth!! / <> / Rabish: Good thing I take my notes with a wooden pencil!! / Rabish: Check it out! Another bunch of pulitzers for that vampire story! / Dr Quickly: Lean closer so I can see them.
http://nameremoved.com/comics/473/
Rabish, Intrepid Girl Reporter (Underworld Overkill) <> / Rabish: Thanks for the drink! This isn't my usual beat, fancy parties and all... I'm feeling a little lost. / Rabish: Wh--where am I?! Oh, my head... / Noel: Heh heh heh. / Noel: And those are my evil plans for crime! / Rabish: Gosh I bet you wish I didn't have a radio transmitter tooth microphone!! / Rabish: Not a great idea! My other tooth is a radio transmitter television camera!! / Noel: Nuts!! / Dr Quickly: Thanks to your intrepid detective work we can arrest her SIX TIMES!! / Rabish: It's intrepid reporting, not intrepid detecting!!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/474/
Werewolf Car (positive) Werewolf: Gonna getcha!! / <> / Noel: Feet do your stuff!! / Noel: I totally ran away! I conquered my nightmare with POSITIVE THINKING!! / Rabid: You look chipper! / Noel: I finally got some sleep, thanks to your technique! / Dr Quickly: You are being SUPERPROMOTED and will represent the company at an international conference!! / Noel: Cool!! / Noel: Well, here I am in a foreign country with unfamiliar traffic rules! I'll just jaywalk over to that taxi stand... / Werewolf: Oh my gosh, I didn't see you! / Noel: Gotta... think... positive...
http://nameremoved.com/comics/475/
 
Werewolf Car (old age) Werewolf: I'm gonna get you!! / Noel: Feet do your stuff!! / Werewolf: GONNA GET YOU ANY MINUTE NOW WATCH OUT!! / Noel: He's not very fast! I think I'll eat a sammich. / Noel: So long, sucker!! / Grandchild: Granny, why is a scary driver driving on the lawn? / Noel: Gasp!! / Dr Quickly: She turned out okay, despite living a life on the run. / Rabish: I'll miss her!! / <> / Werewolf: THIS WILL HAVE TO DOOOOOO!!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/476/
Werewolf Car (late night) Werewolf: Gonna getcha!! / Noel: Feet do your stuff!! / Werewolf: That's the car Noel used to kill my wife, earlier. / Rabid: This movie sounds pretty exciting!! / Werewolf: Can we roll the clip of the murder? Do you have that queued up? / Werewolf: NOOOO!! / Werewolf: The hang-glider is, you know, symbolic. You have to see the movie to get it, though. / Rabid: Always great to have you on! Our next guest has a crazy new invention to show us all!! / Noel: Why don't I ever get to be on the talk shows?
http://nameremoved.com/comics/477/
Creatures Crawling (stairs) Rabid: Cripes! I'm CRAWLING with them!! / Rabish: So we can ALMOST get through to him... / Dr Quickly: And now I've got a great idea!! / Rabid: Phoo! It passed. / Rabid: I should have taken the elevator!! / Rabid: Gah! The bugs are on my foot!! / Dr Quickly: Now all three of us are ghosts and we can hang out together!! / Rabish: I wish you had explained your plan better!! / Rabid: Hee hee! / Noel: Why does everything I cook taste so lousy all the time lately?!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/478/
Creatures Crawling (iaeo baphrenemoun othi larikriphia eueai phirkiralithon uomen er phaboeai) Rabid: Cripes! I'm CRAWLING with them!! / <> / Witch: A tarp full of hairs! I'll cast spells with it! / Rabid: It's pretty cool... some witch got rid of my infestation. I just wish I wasn't so tired all the time lately!! / Rabish: Hang on... a witch? / Rabish: It WAS you the Black Horse rode at the Blood Sabbath last weekend!! / Rabid: Rode? I was rode? / Rabid: Zzzz...
http://nameremoved.com/comics/479/
Creatures Crawling (laser copout) Rabid: Cripes! I'm CRAWLING with them!! / Rabid: Ha! We successfully infiltrated his nervous system!! Time to reap the rewards!! / Rabish: Rabid, that is TOO MUCH junk food! Where is your self-control?! / Rabid: Ha ha there are many of us to feed, female!! This body may perish but we shall live on! / Rabid: We mean... uh... that soon we will eat a fruit. Fruit! Do not be suspicious! Do not be suspicious of "lunch time". / Space Frog: HEY RABID I HEARD YOU HAD A LOT OF JUNK FOOD I WANT TO EAT SOME / Brain bugs: A new host! Just in time!! / Space Frog: BRAIN BUGS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY LASER VISION / Brain bugs: What?! Since when do space frogs have laser vision?! What a cop-out!! LAAAAME!!
http://nameremoved.com/comics/480/
 

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